Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[Love Machine]

The mask requirement appears to be a legal thing. Individuals can't be fined in Tampa, but businesses can. Advertising people to not wear masks at a bar where it could be fined would be plain retarded.

>The order, which lifts pandemic-related restrictions on restaurants, bars and other businesses, went into effect on Friday.
>Although the order suspends virus-related penalties and fines on individuals, local officials say it does not stop businesses from being fined, and you’ll still need to wear masks in indoor public spaces.

Mandatory masks: Where are face coverings required in Tampa Bay?

Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis issued an executive order on Friday ushering the state into Phase 3, the final stage of his reopening plan.

www.wfla.com

So then Dax is a fucking retard then. An Alawg will just call the police and say they aren't wearing mutt muzzles. Then the whole thing is fucked.

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

So then Dax is a fucking retard then. An Alawg will just call the police and say they aren't wearing mutt muzzles. Then the whole thing is fucked.

Maybe this is some dumb, "advanced" way of making yourself a victim? "gubmint closed down my show because we weren't wearing masks!! CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT SEAN?"

I wonder how that Busby's lawsuit is going.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Sean’s face is begging for a caption competition.

 

[Pissmaster]

Is this the first Road Rage to have $60 tickets? I remember how Dick made it a big deal that the first one's tickets were only $5 so everyone could come.

$60 come on

 

[2021Murder]

For someone who claims to be as rich as he is, having a cash bar is pretty cheap. Didn't he have an open bar at his last Road Rage events?

I don't think so. Like the rest of us i stopped watching/paying attention in 2018 but it was always a cash bar because Dick would fuck up on contracts and lose money. It was like $20 for the first one in LA and he was begging people to buy booze. $60 is about right for this type of event. Its an overpriced comedy show in a shit venue. Actual popular live podcast recordings usually have tickets in the hundreds of dollars. At least the ones on patreon with similar subs to him/half as many do. But $20-30 is pretty average for watching a comedy show from a top podcast host. So dick to charge 2x the cost as a guy with actual tv credits makes sense. Although if he cant clear 500 tickets in tampa (17 largest metro) how few people are actually listening at this point?

The fact that Dick doesn't shill boner pills like every other podcast means he either A. Has a shitty agent B. Is a bitch about shilling other companies products. C. He doesnt have the listenership for it.

In 4 weeks when hes begging people to buy tickets you'll see how small his base is now

Is this the first Road Rage to have $60 tickets? I remember how Dick made it a big deal that the first one's tickets were only $5 so everyone could come.

$60 come on

I think so, i remember him bitching the entire time that he lost a shitload of money on the venue. Next one was like $20 IIRC. Also the reason for $5 was because thats what UCB charges for the exact same reason, also despite 4 huge comedians donating a good chunk of their paychecks the last 20 years UCB just had to close down half their venues back in 2019, so you can see how well the strategy of subsidizing tickets goes. Comedy clubs charge $20 for a reason. Also $60 while high would guarantee him a profit, im sure without covid restrictions he could get 4x the people so the math checks out.

 

[Ted_Cuckzynski]

the increased ticket price is probably a paywall of sorts. Tons of people would pay $20 to show up and fuck with people, but $60? You'd have to be incredibly dedicated to spend that much money just to get the chance to call Dax "JuJu" to his face. I say this because if it was cheaper I definitely would have considered showing up pretending to be a Dickhead

 

[John Andrews Stan]

So dick to charge 2x the cost as a guy with actual tv credits makes sense.

Wait, did Dax do TV work other than Dr. Phil and a Domino’s commercial?

 

[George Cuckzunian]

But $20-30 is pretty average for watching a comedy show from a top podcast host. So dick to charge 2x the cost as a guy with actual tv credits makes sense. Although if he cant clear 500 tickets in tampa (17 largest metro) how few people are actually listening at this point?

Didn't @BIG_BRAD point out that Dax was trying to get people to double download his latest episode?
I could see a band I like such as Tool for $60 in a big stadium.

So then Dax is a fucking retard then. An Alawg will just call the police and say they aren't wearing mutt muzzles. Then the whole thing is fucked.

Yup, or worse because Dax's retarded fans have said that they will actively show up to meet ups and spread Covid-19.
A free meet up in the woods no one can stop, but a show? Yeah, this seems like an obvious easy move for a shameless A-Lawg like Jessie or Maddox to call in and report.

Speaking of Madcucks, it looks like he replaced Rusty Cage on the Road Rage Tampa guest lineup. Wonder what happened there

Rusty dropped?! Oof.

Also some interesting updates:

New SIMP show!

And Dick Blocked BPITU fan Mr. Burgers so he stopped giving Dick Money

AND FOR REDDIT NEWS

oof, 8 upvotes and it's been here for 10 hours

and even his Reddit is shitting on him thinking he's worth $60 for a shitty bar show

And here is Dick pretending to be eminem during his senior year tallent show. This is cringe Is it real or not. Who knows but I'd believe it

 

[High Tea]

Sean’s face is begging for a caption competition.

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Kind of feel so much of this stuff is not what Sean is into. He always seems out of place to me.

I don't think so. Like the rest of us i stopped watching/paying attention in 2018 but it was always a cash bar because Dick would fuck up on contracts and lose money. It was like $20 for the first one in LA and he was begging people to buy booze. $60 is about right for this type of event. Its an overpriced comedy show in a shit venue. Actual popular live podcast recordings usually have tickets in the hundreds of dollars. At least the ones on patreon with similar subs to him/half as many do. But $20-30 is pretty average for watching a comedy show from a top podcast host. So dick to charge 2x the cost as a guy with actual tv credits makes sense. Although if he cant clear 500 tickets in tampa (17 largest metro) how few people are actually listening at this point?

The fact that Dick doesn't shill boner pills like every other podcast means he either A. Has a shitty agent B. Is a bitch about shilling other companies products. C. He doesnt have the listenership for it.

In 4 weeks when hes begging people to buy tickets you'll see how small his base is now

He definitely can't shill Keeps

 

[2021Murder]

Wait, did Dax do TV work other than Dr. Phil and a Domino’s commercial?

Re-read what i said. Actual known people who star on sitcoms like Bryan Callhan or make dozens of late-night appearances like Mark Normand charge about $30 to see, meanwhile dick charges $60. You could see bands no one has given a fuck about in over 20 years for $60. Smash Mouth plays fairs so you could see them for free pre-covid. Im pretty sure New Found Glory gives away food from food banks to each member of their show now too.

 

[Pissmaster]

Kind of feel so much of this stuff is not what Sean is into. He always seems out of place to me.

Sean's an introvert who keeps to himself, he doesn't interact with the community directly online but he always talks about enjoying his one-off interactions with fans. Seems like he's much more comfortable in smaller groups than larger ones.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Re-read what i said. Actual known people who star on sitcoms like Bryan Callhan or make dozens of late-night appearances like Mark Normand charge about $30 to see, meanwhile dick charges $60. You could see bands no one has given a fuck about in over 20 years for $60. Smash Mouth plays fairs so you could see them for free pre-covid. Im pretty sure New Found Glory gives away food from food banks to each member of their show now too.

I read “So dick to charge 2x the cost as a guy with actual tv credits makes sense” as an assertion that Dax has TV credits, not that he was charging double what someone with TV credits would. It wasn’t clear. Either way, Dax is charging 60 times more than I’d ever pay to see his bald head and chunky body IRL.

 

[Quorthon]

Didn't @BIG_BRAD point out that Dax was trying to get people to double download his latest episode?
I could see a band I like such as Tool for $60 in a big stadium.

Even if I was still a fan, I couldn't imagine wanting to pay that much for a podcast live show. For what? To hear the same tired shit you can hear for free on a poorly mixed, feedback plagued microphone? And to have the privilege of having several sweaty, overweight autists shout "Whoo" in your ear after every utterance of their stale catchphrases? (When they aren't too busy fiddling with their masks to take sips from their 8 dollar cup of miller lite, that is.)

For $60 dollars, I was able to see Iron Maiden, Motorhead and Dio on the same night. The fact that roughly 250 people have already decided that this price was acceptable is both dumbfounding to me and genuinely hilarious.

 

[Kenobi]

Just stick a bunch of airplane vodkas in your jacket pockets, buy a bottle of sprite at the event, drink half the sprite and then dump the vodkas into the sprite bottle in the washroom. This shit ain't hard. I figured this out when I was like 20.


That's 780 standing or 275 sitting. Not 780 + 275. You can fit 275 if everyone has tables and chairs and shit or 780 if everyone's just standing around.

I guarantee he's comping like and third to half those tickets and is going to say it's sold out just like WCW.

I'm still convinced that the show has somewhere between 30-40,000 listeners tops, but the kind of men the show attracts are yearn for approval and pseudo friendship and are easy to turn into pay piggies.

Sorry thats just me tired posting or maybe im just retarded
Dick said he had sold a 1/3 of the tickets and there was 300 left not 300 sold.

 

[Never Scored]

Sorry thats just me tired posting or maybe im just retarded
Dick said he had sold a 1/3 of the tickets and there was 300 left not 300 sold.

I understand. Fighting in active volcanoes and riding lizards can be very draining.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

$60 is 12 months of his $5 tier Patreon. If he gets 50 attendees, don’t be surprised that his Patreon count goes up by 50.

 

[Love Machine]

Imagine what you could get for $60...
A box of space marines.
A case or 2 of beer
A few nice cigars.
A new vidya game

... Or the privileged to pay for overpriced booze in tampa to watch Dax and co screech and try to be funny till they black out. Really hard decisions to make here.

 

[soy_king]

Imagine what you could get for $60...
A box of space marines.
A case or 2 of beer
A few nice cigars.
A new vidya game

... Or the privileged to pay for overpriced booze in tampa to watch Dax and co screech and try to be funny till they black out. Really hard decisions to make here.

I would argue that the opportunity to get some especially embarrassing photos of the Gunt might be value enough. Think of the meme potential.

 

[Love Machine]

I would argue that the opportunity to get some especially embarrassing photos of the Gunt might be value enough. Think of the meme potential.

Then sneak in.
Never give Dax a penny. You have better things to blow money on. I also dont think this place will have any impressive security.

 

[Pissmaster]

Fucking Steve-O's live show is HALF THE PRICE of Road Rage Tampa:



So for $30, you can see a famous stuntman perform a bunch of stunts live, do some standup in between, and have a meet & greet. I'm not sure why Dick thinks he's worth double the price of a guy who does crazy shit like balancing a ladder on his chin and lighting himself on fire. Plus, I'm sure Steve-O's audience smells a hell of a lot better.