"Jim" / James Augustine née James Patrick O'Shaughnessy / Mister Metokur / Jim81Jim / Internet Aristocrat - His autistic videos and the gay beta "sweetie squad" who mindlessly suck his cock.

[High Tea]

Nigga, it's legit cancer and he's made vids where he stuck up for and even briefly mourned a degenerate woman who offed herself due to tranny worshipers bullying her to it for not sucking gay cock. She was a pornstar, iirc. Joe is of a serene and well meaning disposition a lot of the time, he just trolls for fun. I don't think he's gave anyone cancer so the angle of hypocrisy doesn't exactly resonate so strongly unless you're indifferent to scale. Part of keeping himself so secretive is probably that he has likely in fact grown a lot over the years and you twitmonglers never care about that. Ten years ago is as good as yesterday to the gross count of you. He did some awkward shit afaik when he was bullying and tormenting tartlets unless I misremember things or my dissection of the sources wasn't as accurate at the time as I'd like but I'm all but sure he's demonstrably evolved and most all people do.

It's not hypocrisy to be against people making money off the Internet during Gamergate and taking money now? Or making fun of people with medical and/or mental disorders like trans people - even if they deserved it, which most of them did - and now wanting pity for cancer? Or saying you wouldn't take money if you weren't making content, yet Subscribestar and merch are still up and running? Or anti flagging when Matt does it, but if ER does it, not call it out? Or anti pedo, but when Dax, the owner of NP2 , which you get money from, advocates for Cuties, no comment? Anti Spoony when you basically turned into him? What's wrong with busting the guy's balls? If everyone sick is off limits, then people like Amber Lynn should be too.

 

[TaterFarmer]

What's wrong with busting the guy's balls? If everyone sick is off limits, then people like Amber Lynn should be too.

Jim spent the first half of the year shitting himself over coronachan and it will be funny if coronachan gets him in the end. Jim loves making fun of sick people, that's his specialty. If he can't take it, he's always free to get off the Internet and go for a walk on a train track.

 

[Captain Manning]

Or saying you wouldn't take money if you weren't making content, yet Subscribestar and merch are still up and running?

That's the biggest strike against Jim, IMO. I'll cosign this.

Or anti pedo, but when Dax, the owner of NP2 , which you get money from, advocates for Cuties, no comment?

NP2 closing was pre-Cuties. He's not not commenting about Dax because of NP2. He's not getting money via Dax anymore. Nobody is. Null isn't either.

The problem I have with your criticism of Jim is it's wholly ignorant of the timeline here. Jim's illness and descent into Spoonyism started long before the Dax and Ralph shit. Despite the fact he's not making videos on anybody anymore, some of you insist his greatest crime is not making a video on Ralph or Dax. I don't get it.

I don't care if he's got a doctor's appointment, or medical procedure, or is sick in bed! I want a video from Daddy Jim on Ralph! I want it now. Now! NOW! He is Guntguarding if he doesn't crawl to his computer and make one! REEEEEEE!

@#KillAllPedos gave you one on Ralph, and Jim endorsed it. Jim didn't have to endorse it. He undoubtedly wouldn't have if he was Guntguarding.

The more I read, the more I think there's a lot of Sweety Squad members that are upset the ride is coming to an end. That's life. Things end. Jim was going to end. Enjoy the old content. I rewatched Spoony's Ultima Retrospective a couple of nights ago. Still good, even if Spoony went full cow afterwards.

The sad thing now... and what ultimately makes Jim a cow... is that his end isn't proving as dignified as a lot of people probably wanted or expected. Continuing to take money without cluing people in on the truth, talking about his cancer, and sperging about COVID-19, is not what I think a lot of people envisioned the end for Jim would look like.

This is the way Metokur ends.
This is the way Metokur ends.
This is the way Metokur ends.
Not with a bang but a whimper.

- T.S. Elliot (probably)

 

[High Tea]

That's the biggest strike against Jim, IMO. I'll cosign this.


NP2 closing was pre-Cuties. He's not not commenting about Dax because of NP2. He's not getting money via Dax anymore. Nobody is. Null isn't either.

The problem I have with your criticism of Jim is it's wholly ignorant of the timeline here. Jim's illness and descent into Spoonyism started long before the Dax and Ralph shit. Despite the fact he's not making videos on anybody anymore, some of you insist his greatest crime is not making a video on Ralph or Dax. I don't get it.

I don't care if he's got a doctor's appointment, or medical procedure, or is sick in bed! I want a video from Daddy Jim on Ralph! I want it now. Now! NOW! He is Guntguarding if he doesn't crawl to his computer and make one! REEEEEEE!

@#KillAllPedos gave you one on Ralph, and Jim endorsed it. Jim didn't have to endorse it. He undoubtedly wouldn't have if he was Guntguarding.

The more I read, the more I think there's a lot of Sweety Squad members that are upset the ride is coming to an end. That's life. Things end. Jim was going to end. Enjoy the old content. I rewatched Spoony's Ultima Retrospective a couple of nights ago. Still good, even if Spoony went full cow afterwards.

The sad thing now... and what ultimately makes Jim a cow... is that his end isn't proving as dignified as a lot of people probably wanted or expected. Continuing to take money without cluing people in on the truth, talking about his cancer, and sperging about COVID-19, is not what I think a lot of people envisioned the end for Jim would look like.

This is the way Metokur ends.
This is the way Metokur ends.
This is the way Metokur ends.
Not with a bang but a whimper.

- T.S. Elliot (probably)

I should have used past tense with the Dax stuff. I didn't realize it came made it look off with the timeline. Yes, NP2 was closed at the time of the Cuties stuff, but no one can say Dax sperging about Cuties isn't comment worthy. It was funny as fuck. And one of the few positions Jim is firm on, is being anti pedo.

 

[TheSimpShow]

Well this is out of left-field, perhaps Sseth will cure Jim:

 

[Captain Manning]

Well this is out of left-field, perhaps Sseth will cure Jim:

Based African warlord has a B.S. in Biology, and an M.S. in Immunology, but decides Internet shitposting is more fun.

Yeah, that seems about right for 2020.


Don't show this to Jim though. They'll end up doing a nine hour stream together, brainstorming on how to beat COVID-19 and yeet Jim's cancer. Sseth's release schedule is slow enough as is. He doesn't need to adopt "Jim time."

 

[Rand /pol/]

I've always kinda disliked Metokur's videos and memed on him, but it's sad that he has cancer and if you're genuinely happy he has it you're retarded.

 

[The Pink Panther]

if you're genuinely happy he has it you're retarded.

DUrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr welll uhhhhhhhh durrrrrrrrrrrrrr uhhhhhhhhh I'mmma uhhhhhhhhhhhhdurrrrrrrrrrrrrrr hhurrrrrrrrrrrappy

 

[TaterFarmer]

it's sad that he has cancer

Don't worry, there's no actual proof that he has anything beyond terminal laziness. There are tons of forums where he could source information about what happens during the course of a cancer treatment. He drags this out for another 18 months of paypiggies, along the line posts the cam whore's paypal link for the most ardent supporters, and then poofs off the Internet with everyone crying over his "virtual grave" while he fucks off with his herd of hapa future school shooters.

 

[4str4staleatherbelt]

Below you will see PantsuParty. Not a member of the sweetie squad, but an intelligent, impartial, truly neutral observer of Jim.

 

[ZombiefiedFerret]

Below you will see PantsuParty. Not a member of the sweetie squad, but an intelligent, impartial, truly neutral observer of Jim.
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Uuumm, okay? Are we supposed to know who that is?

 

[b0o0pinsn0o0tz]

Uuumm, okay? Are we supposed to know who that is?

Digibros Ex. For people that like Jim, some of his talking points sure went over their heads. Sadly there seem to be a lot of those.

 

[Captain Manning]

Uuumm, okay? Are we supposed to know who that is?

An insufferable idiot. Basically, it's best you don't.

To be fair, she's now slightly less of an idiot because she dumped Digibro. Though if you watch the above video, you'll understand that ain't exactly saying much.

 

[You're a Big Guy]

People hate him because he's a fascist /pol/ack pretending to be "le ebin centrist" because he occaisionally makes fun of alt-lite people. Keep in mind that despite popularizing Gamergate, he quit the community because he felt they weren't following /pol/'s advice.

Oh no, not muh /pol/! Good heavens not muh gamergate!

Apolitical? Jim went on a HHHUUUGGGEEE bitchfest just because Baked Alaska switched his views from conservative to liberal, so it's kinda too late to say Jim is politically apathetic

Baked Faglaska is the most flip-floppy man on youtube.

 

[Wraith]

Below you will see PantsuParty. Not a member of the sweetie squad, but an intelligent, impartial, truly neutral observer of Jim.
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An insufferable idiot. Basically, it's best you don't.

To be fair, she's now slightly less of an idiot because she dumped Digibro. Though if you watch the above video, you'll understand that ain't exactly saying much.

Does she have ADHD and BPD? Asking for a frand.

 

[Orange Rhymer]

Baked Faglaska is the most flip-floppy man on youtube.

Nope. Extremely consistent.
He sides with the political group with the most perceived money and influence. Whatever the market data says.
Mostly money.

 

[You're a Big Guy]

You mean Jim piled onto people that others were already pilling onto. He was BFF with Matt, Tonka, KoP, and Sargon when they were the cool kids (just like he was BFF with the Metokur crew before he wasn't). Jim is the ultimate crowd follower, willing to dog pile anyone that he thinks he can get clout from (as long as they're not kiddy diddlers, those are protected people).

Metokur's always made a point to say he's not 'friends' with these people. He's also made fun of Amos Yee, so guess he isn't defending kiddy diddlers huh?

Don't worry, there's no actual proof that he has anything beyond terminal laziness. There are tons of forums where he could source information about what happens during the course of a cancer treatment. He drags this out for another 18 months of paypiggies, along the line posts the cam whore's paypal link for the most ardent supporters, and then poofs off the Internet with everyone crying over his "virtual grave" while he fucks off with his herd of hapa future school shooters.

Did Metokur perhaps fuck your wife and murder your family? Dude's sounded sick since 2018. Or do you think this is some long con?

 

[Captain Manning]

Baked Faglaska is the most flip-floppy man on youtube.

Nope. Extremely consistent.
He sides with the political group with the most perceived money and influence. Whatever the market data says.
Mostly money.

Both of these statements are simultaneously correct. Lol.

Does she have ADHD and BPD? Asking for a frand.

I unironically think she's retarded. As in low IQ. If she had a speech impediment, JF would probably be chasing after her right now.

If you wanna do a deep dive on her, be my guest. I think she comes up now and again in Digibro's thread.

Daily reminder that even Jim can't stand his own fucking fans. This is hardly news. The Sweety Squad is in the thread title for a reason.

 

[Captain Manning]

Honestly, what the fuck was this about?

[2017] I like monkeys.mkv

drive.google.com

That's a bit that he did for one of Guru Larry's videos.

I think it's the one that went over secret comments buried by game programmers in source code.

EDIT: It's this one, at 7:20.

I think Larry also got Markiplier and/or Jim Sterling to read some shit once too.

 

[You're a Big Guy]

Honestly, what the fuck was this about?

[2017] I like monkeys.mkv

drive.google.com

Jim likes damn cheap monkeys.