Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

downloads said:
This might be more suited for the general SA thread but since we are talking about elfpr0n here maybe it's okay for goon historical purposes. I kind of knew elfpr0n after SA, we played some dumb online game together and would talk a lot. I never found her to be shitty to other women but again this was after her SA days. She did have mental issues and she started receiving treatment right before that muffin top pink shirt picture was taken. That picture was taken I think like a month after she started meds and she had gained a lot of weight really quickly and didn't have time to buy new clothes, she didn't think goons would be as shitty as they were with her weight and she regretted it.

She wasn't proud of her early SA days, but in her defence, she was a child basically being groomed by creepy adult goons, and the creeping went on long after she cut down on SA, they would find her on any platform she joined and harass her. In the aforementioned game, there was a mail system and they would send her in-game meat, one goon sent 50 a day until she finally quit.
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So Kingdom of loathing then? This is even more off topic but you've just reminded me of something - didn't that fucked up child killer who played KoL turn out to be a goon as well?

edit: this guy http://www.nbcnews.com/id/12344689/...ts/t/bored-lonely-man-charged-horrific-crime/
 
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AnOminous said:
Goons are so universally pedophiles that it's not at all surprising that they would even harass a fat child for years. Holy Christ. Goons are so fucking disgusting. They should kill themselves.
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It’s not suicide if you’re already dead inside and you’re just undergoing self-administered Cadaver Reaffirmation Surgery.
 
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downloads said:
She wasn't proud of her early SA days, but in her defence, she was a child basically being groomed by creepy adult goons
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And one of those creepy adult goons was Lowtax. I never understood why that was treated as a big joke on SA. She was 16 at the time, I think, when Lowtax invited her over and masturbated on her feet.
 
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DisobedientLupus said:
Wait, are you being hyperbolic or did Lowtax actually coom on an underaged girl's feet?
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Publicly she said that Lowtax had just sniffed/licked/kissed her feet, but apparently she told some people in PMs that he finished up by masturbating on them. Lowtax denied the masturbation part but her story was pretty believable. And in either case, he invited a 16-year-old girl to his house, gave her alcohol and got her drunk, and used her for sexual stuff.
 
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TinyKitty said:
Publicly she said that Lowtax had just sniffed/licked/kissed her feet, but apparently she told some people in PMs that he finished up by masturbating on them. Lowtax denied the masturbation part but her story was pretty believable. And in either case, he invited a 16-year-old girl to his house, gave her alcohol and got her drunk, and used her for sexual stuff.
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TinyKitty said:
Publicly she said that Lowtax had just sniffed/licked/kissed her feet, but apparently she told some people in PMs that he finished up by masturbating on them. Lowtax denied the masturbation part but her story was pretty believable. And in either case, he invited a 16-year-old girl to his house, gave her alcohol and got her drunk, and used her for sexual stuff.
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Are you saying he's literally a diddler too? How did this somehow never come out before? Or is it that the goon community is just so disgusting and perverted that this wasn't even considered a thing at the time? Are you saying Dickard got some 16 year old drunk and then jizzed on her feet? I mean this is some fucking serious shit if true.
 
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AnOminous said:
Are you saying he's literally a diddler too? How did this somehow never come out before? Or is it that the goon community is just so disgusting and perverted that this wasn't even considered a thing at the time? Are you saying Dickard got some 16 year old drunk and then jizzed on her feet? I mean this is some fucking serious shit if true.
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Yeah, Lowtax is a moron but that’s a serious allegation. If true it needs more than a random internet post.
 
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Are you saying he's literally a diddler too? How did this somehow never come out before? Or is it that the goon community is just so disgusting and perverted that this wasn't even considered a thing at the time? Are you saying Dickard got some 16 year old drunk and then jizzed on her feet? I mean this is some fucking serious shit if true.
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There were a number of people who considered it a thing at the time, myself included, but yes, the majority of goons treated it like a big joke. Anyone who brought up that Marie was underage and he was breaking laws was mocked because it was "just feet not sex", along with the usual "it's not pedophilia, it's ephebophilia" lecture since she was sixteen (or seventeen, can't remember which. Not fifteen, though.) Lowtax got a ration of shit about it on the forums but it was for being a confirmed foot-fetishist, instead of for being an adult man who invites underage girls to his house to get them drunk and use them to get off. If anything he was envied for that. Whoever posted earlier about the incel-goon worship of sex-havers was dead-on.
 
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mc1footpinus said:
I only read shsc and gbs but i remember when this happened there were things in a police interview transcript that made gbs people think he was an adtrw poster.
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In my admittedly foggy memory, someone after that thread was started, but before anyone people shared the usernames the Underwood PoS used online (I think the transcript of the interview came first? and only a bit later his IMs with some online friends that happened during/after the murder that revealed the usernames) put that username in the ICQ or whatever field on some parachute of theirs, so in time it became a "fact" that he posted on SA. I haven't really been active there for much longer so I dunno if there ever was some proof that he actually did and it wasn't a prank.
I mean, I do not want to defend SA, but out of the many goons with child rape, murder and cannibalism fantasies, no confirmed one acted on them, yet. As far as I know.
 
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spinal gas chamber said:
Yeah, Lowtax is a moron but that’s a serious allegation. If true it needs more than a random internet post.
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I guess you could always look her up and ask her. She wrote a couple of front-page articles under her real name, it's not hard to find.

Edit: Or if someone has archives (do archives even still work?) search for the FYAD thread. it would have been around 2003.
 
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Battlecruiser3000ad said:
In my admittedly foggy memory, someone after that thread was started, but before anyone people shared the usernames the Underwood PoS used online (I think the transcript of the interview came first? and only a bit later his IMs with some online friends that happened during/after the murder that revealed the usernames) put that username in the ICQ or whatever field on some parachute of theirs, so in time it became a "fact" that he posted on SA. I haven't really been active there for much longer so I dunno if there ever was some proof that he actually did and it wasn't a prank.
I mean, I do not want to defend SA, but out of the many goons with child rape, murder and cannibalism fantasies, no confirmed one acted on them, yet. As far as I know.
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Your recollection of the "proof" is sounding to me like what I remembered.

As for confirmed kills/heinous acts I think there were 2, the "I need hevi-shot to defend my pumpkins" guy who blasted 1 or 2 people for messing with his pumpkins and a guy with bomber in his name who shot his exgf because dumped/new guy maybe took out the new guy too but bomber himself may have been just speculation of goon status I really don't remember.
 
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mc1footpinus said:
Your recollection of the "proof" is sounding to me like what I remembered.

As for confirmed kills/heinous acts I think there were 2, the "I need hevi-shot to defend my pumpkins" guy who blasted 1 or 2 people for messing with his pumpkins and a guy with bomber in his name who shot his exgf because dumped/new guy maybe took out the new guy too but bomber himself may have been just speculation of goon status I really don't remember.
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That was Bomber166, Andrew Allred, and he really was a goon. The weirdo who murdered and ate the little girl wasn't.
 
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