Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

[TurdFondler]

elfpr0n was a sociopath. Irl she was a 5 or so, wore clothes 2 sizes too small and she had a disgusting muffin top. She was apparently super shitty to other (more attractive, comparatively of course) goonettes and lived for the attention of goons.

 

[DisobedientLupus]

So she was an early 2000s nerd girl. Before being geeky and nerdy were "cool" a 5/10 with usually large tits would glom onto a group of nerdy guys for attention. Imagine a teen version of a poly relationship.

 

[FrankTheSpank]

She was fat as hell. Goons are pathetic.

Didn’t she have a younger sister that she brought to these meets or was that just her friend? I know a few pages back someone posted that creepy pic of her friend sitting on a couch with an old goon that was tryin’ to mack on her, but didn’t her little sister go with her a few times or was that just her friend? Man there is pathetic and shit but it is just fucked up these girls were under age and these perverted old goons were flying them out to goon meets getting them drunk in hopes to fuck them (and some did from the sounds of it). Thank god I never saw that “goonporn.zip” or whatever if it had pics of her ‘cause I’d snitch, even if it would of brought SA down. That’s where I draw the line, god damn.

Again... WHERE THE FUCK WERE THEIR PARENTS?!?!

 

[northstar747]

yes yes rich eat the door dash

 

[proteus4994]

So she was an early 2000s nerd girl. Before being geeky and nerdy were "cool" a 5/10 with usually large tits would glom onto a group of nerdy guys for attention. Imagine a teen version of a poly relationship.

Basically this, there were about a dozen actual self-identified women on SA in 2000-2001 (undoubtedly more who were smart enough not to admit they were women), so you can imagine how much attention they got.

 

[repentance]

Someone really wants to be the one to perma Lowtax.

 

[TurdFondler]

Lmao newfag joined in 2010

 

[AnOminous]

elfpr0n was a sociopath. Irl she was a 5 or so, wore clothes 2 sizes too small and she had a disgusting muffin top. She was apparently super shitty to other (more attractive, comparatively of course) goonettes and lived for the attention of goons.

And the simps of this uggo fatty are apparently even still active to this day.

 

[TurdFondler]

SA had a proto Facebook called awful yearbook or something to that effect. I heard about TONS of drama resulting from goons creeping on one another. I'm positive it involves elfpr0n at least tangentially.

I think she was famous around the time goons would make threads just to flex that they had a girlfriend. LowT was always somewhat "respected" because he had girlfriends.

 

[FrankTheSpank]

I remember there being an emoticon of a tent with people looking inside while two were fucking. I heard that was based on a true story of some “Goon Camp” meetup and this happened. Anyone know the story behind it?

 

[negativlad]

I remember there being an emoticon of a tent with people looking inside while two were fucking. I heard that was based on a true story of some “Goon Camp” meetup and this happened. Anyone know the story behind it?

You can probably start around here.

I guess in case you don't want to wade through fyad:
this woman

had her asshole fingered by her boyfriend while hanging out with other goons before they retired to their tent for anal sex.

That's it, that's the whole story. I have no idea who "DJ Buttafly" is besides the goonette picture.

 

[FrankTheSpank]

You can probably start around here.

I guess in case you don't want to wade through fyad:
this woman
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had her asshole fingered by her boyfriend while hanging out with other goons before they retired to their tent for anal sex.

That's it, that's the whole story. I have no idea who "DJ Buttafly" is besides the goonette picture.

......oh damn

Thanks for the info and links, ...and trauma

 

[subwaymonkeyhour]

Someone completely took their life and threw it in the shitter.

E-fame fucks you up, kiddos. Any kind of fame fucks you up. Moral of the story, don't be famous unless you know you're not gonna be fucked up.

 

[Ghostse]

You can probably start around here.

I guess in case you don't want to wade through fyad:
this woman
View attachment 1678650
had her asshole fingered by her boyfriend while hanging out with other goons before they retired to their tent for anal sex.

That's it, that's the whole story. I have no idea who "DJ Buttafly" is besides the goonette picture.

Q: How did SA become a hive for trannies?
A: This was their competition for attention.

 

[AnOminous]

You can probably start around here.

I guess in case you don't want to wade through fyad:
this woman
View attachment 1678650
had her asshole fingered by her boyfriend while hanging out with other goons before they retired to their tent for anal sex.

That's it, that's the whole story. I have no idea who "DJ Buttafly" is besides the goonette picture.

Holy fuck that looks like a goddamn dude. I refuse to believe that "she" didn't have a dick. Also why anal sex? Presumably because "she" didn't even have a vagina.

 

[downloads]

elfpr0n was a sociopath. Irl she was a 5 or so, wore clothes 2 sizes too small and she had a disgusting muffin top. She was apparently super shitty to other (more attractive, comparatively of course) goonettes and lived for the attention of goons.

This might be more suited for the general SA thread but since we are talking about elfpr0n here maybe it's okay for goon historical purposes. I kind of knew elfpr0n after SA, we played some dumb online game together and would talk a lot. I never found her to be shitty to other women but again this was after her SA days. She did have mental issues and she started receiving treatment right before that muffin top pink shirt picture was taken. That picture was taken I think like a month after she started meds and she had gained a lot of weight really quickly and didn't have time to buy new clothes, she didn't think goons would be as shitty as they were with her weight and she regretted it.

She wasn't proud of her early SA days, but in her defence, she was a child basically being groomed by creepy adult goons, and the creeping went on long after she cut down on SA, they would find her on any platform she joined and harass her. In the aforementioned game, there was a mail system and they would send her in-game meat, one goon sent 50 a day until she finally quit.

 

[Trip Chesterton III]

This might be more suited for the general SA thread but since we are talking about elfpr0n here maybe it's okay for goon historical purposes. I kind of knew elfpr0n after SA, we played some dumb online game together and would talk a lot. I never found her to be shitty to other women but again this was after her SA days. She did have mental issues and she started receiving treatment right before that muffin top pink shirt picture was taken. That picture was taken I think like a month after she started meds and she had gained a lot of weight really quickly and didn't have time to buy new clothes, she didn't think goons would be as shitty as they were with her weight and she regretted it.

She wasn't proud of her early SA days, but in her defence, she was a child basically being groomed by creepy adult goons, and the creeping went on long after she cut down on SA, they would find her on any platform she joined and harass her. In the aforementioned game, there was a mail system and they would send her in-game meat, one goon sent 50 a day until she finally quit.

her fault for not having a dick and ball sac I guess

 

[AnOminous]

She wasn't proud of her early SA days, but in her defence, she was a child basically being groomed by creepy adult goons, and the creeping went on long after she cut down on SA, they would find her on any platform she joined and harass her.

Goons are so universally pedophiles that it's not at all surprising that they would even harass a fat child for years. Holy Christ. Goons are so fucking disgusting. They should kill themselves.

 

[alreadyhome]

Imagine starting a forum site to be accepted by a community

 

[White Devil]

This might be more suited for the general SA thread but since we are talking about elfpr0n here maybe it's okay for goon historical purposes. I kind of knew elfpr0n after SA, we played some dumb online game together and would talk a lot. I never found her to be shitty to other women but again this was after her SA days. She did have mental issues and she started receiving treatment right before that muffin top pink shirt picture was taken. That picture was taken I think like a month after she started meds and she had gained a lot of weight really quickly and didn't have time to buy new clothes, she didn't think goons would be as shitty as they were with her weight and she regretted it.

She wasn't proud of her early SA days, but in her defence, she was a child basically being groomed by creepy adult goons, and the creeping went on long after she cut down on SA, they would find her on any platform she joined and harass her. In the aforementioned game, there was a mail system and they would send her in-game meat, one goon sent 50 a day until she finally quit.

Can't be goons, they're so inclusive and accepting and would never do anything like this. Must have been KFers.