Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / ashkat724 / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[Dusk]

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Please sir may I have some fat, some E-numbers, some grease and sodium?! Jesus christ. Heaven forbid you come anywhere near a vegetable or learn to cook a proper meal from scratch. What a fucking pig. Porridge is particularly delicious, especially with a drizzle of honey and some banana slices or fruit of your choice mixed in. I am genuinely in disbelief at this tweet and just how peak Lou it is.

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He obviously ate the M&M's during his gruelling walk home.

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No bank balance, no care.

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Seconding that cheap staples like barley, beans, and rice are a great way to bulk out food and make it more filling and last longer. If you have a big bag of rice, cook some beef stew, chili, etc., you can stretch it out for longer by adding rice or barley. When I was a kid we ate a lot of baked beans with meals, because they keep you full longer. These are things that anyone who has ever been a poorfag (or hell, even a college student) knows. He's basically admitting that he is not now, and has never been, food insecure.

 

[Kled]

https://archive.md/U0MEpPlease sir may I have some fat, some E-numbers, some grease and sodium?! Jesus christ. Heaven forbid you come anywhere near a vegetable or learn to cook a proper meal from scratch. What a fucking pig. Porridge is particularly delicious, especially with a drizzle of honey and some banana slices or fruit of your choice mixed in. I am genuinely in disbelief at this tweet and just how peak Lou it is.

Imagine destroying your pallet this badly where a simple well done pork loin isn't "substance". Can Lou be anymore of an Amerifat stereotype?

 

[Neko GF]

Can Lou be anymore of an Amerifat stereotype?

He's only a mobility scooter, muumuu, and a bad gunt picture away from being the ultimate Amerifat stereotype.

 

[In the Sick of It]

He's only a mobility scooter, muumuu, and a bad gunt picture away from being the ultimate Amerifat stereotype.

We do have this picture of his massive chin gunt, at least.

 

[Sheeeeeiiiiiittt]

Lou defending his right to be an obtuse cunt in the replies of strangers:
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"I don't know who this woman is"
-Press X to doubt, they've been circlejerking each other's e-begs for months
"she could really use the help"
-lol ok
*insert "writer lou" dig here

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Anyone want to help Lou out here? It's all very fascinating, watching him try to decide between two big tiddy jungle cats named Diana until he gets a nosebleed and collapses.

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This shit is cringe as fuck. Coming from me, that's a lot. As you might be able to tell from the two different video games represented in my avi, I spent most of my time in high school stuffed inside a locker, and even I kind of want to shove his head in a toilet.

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He reminds me of this neighbor I had as a kid. When I was young, my family lived in a basement apartment in one of those big, New-England-looking split-levels, and the lady who lived above us was an absolute online shopping addict. Every day, she would get at least one package. One day, her internet was out, so she knocked on our door to ask if she could come inside and use our computer to shop, because she couldn't last one day without buying some useless bullshit online. It made a huge impression on me. Her life was so damn sad that she needed the sense of waiting on a package to keep her going. There was nothing internal that she could use to fill that void, so she needed Amazon to ship her the Complete Second Season of Sex and the City to convince her to wake up in the morning. That's the level that Lou is operating at. He completely lacks any sense of delayed gratification. Shit, man, even my dog will eat half his food so that he'll have some for when he gets hungry later. Lou's impulse control is worse than that of a Rhodesian Ridgeback.

Goddess of the hunt? Does Artemis help you get fast food everyday?

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i can smell the body odor from that photo.

 

[Lou’s Biggest Fan]

We do have this picture of his massive chin gunt, at least.

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I can’t tell if he has a neck instead of a chin or a chin instead of a neck.

 

[Elysian]

I can’t get over how little effort Lou puts into the fake trans grift he has going on. I know the whole point is he isn’t really trans and is just pretending to be for pitybux, but he could make the facade a hell of a lot more convincing to other troons if he took like $10 of his grift money and bought one of those razors with the reusable blades and at least shaved his chin flab. Maybe a cheap drugstore lipstick as well idk

It’s not even the fact that he grifts that annoys the shit out of me, it‘s that he goes about it in such an utterly retarded manner.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

Seconding that cheap staples like barley, beans, and rice are a great way to bulk out food and make it more filling and last longer. If you have a big bag of rice, cook some beef stew, chili, etc., you can stretch it out for longer by adding rice or barley. When I was a kid we ate a lot of baked beans with meals, because they keep you full longer. These are things that anyone who has ever been a poorfag (or hell, even a college student) knows. He's basically admitting that he is not now, and has never been, food insecure.

I wonder if Lou has ever heard of ramen?

Goddess of the hunt? Does Artemis help you get fast food everyday?

I assume he meant goddess of the gunt.

 

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Please sir may I have some fat, some E-numbers, some grease and sodium?! Jesus christ. Heaven forbid you come anywhere near a vegetable or learn to cook a proper meal from scratch. What a fucking pig. Porridge is particularly delicious, especially with a drizzle of honey and some banana slices or fruit of your choice mixed in. I am genuinely in disbelief at this tweet and just how peak Lou it is.

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The sheer audacity of a man who claims is starving daily to complain the food isn't sugary enough is astounding.

I wonder if Lou has ever heard of ramen?



I assume he meant goddess of the gunt.

Ramen is ridiculously cheap, isn't it? Last I checked, ten dollars will get you a genuine crate of the stuff. Depending on the brand, it tastes pretty good, too. Just don't buy Maruchan, that stuff is the blandest you can find without making your own seasoning.

Thinking more about it, there's little sense in Louis not buying ramen if you believe his claims to be starving; on top of the other obvious contradictions, that is. It's prepped almost identically to spaghetti but even simpler, and if you just want to go basic, you just season the broth itself. Ironically, for somebody who boldly whines about a lack of variety in food, Louis sure doesn't deviate from his standard feasts. Chocolate, an entire 2L of soda, then a toss-up between four servings of pizza, spaghetti, or sloppy joes. Not even the soda he drowns himself in nor the candy he makes more ulcers to finger over varies. He doesn't want variety or flavor, he wants sugar, grease, and fat, so why not add some MSG to his list of chemical dependencies?

 

[Lou's Abndoned Artwork]

Lou's "Starving" claim is horseshit.

What pisses me off is that you can tell he has never had any sort of true financial hardship in his life, which is the most infuriating part about his food begging.

Even if you're almost completely destitute, a small amount of cash can easily feed you for a week. Sure, it won't be glamorous, however any broke college student or unemployed person who has survived on rice and beans / tuna know that this crap about "I need over $100 for food" is a total joke.

If you're truly starving, you will stretch your income as far as it will go. No sweets. No sugary drinks, you have tap water. You get rice. Bread. Beans. You get the bare minimum then spend extra for some "treats" like meats to include in your bachelor chow, spices, inexpensive additions to your cheap meals because goddamn, actually starving will make you learn just how far $20 can go into keeping your belly filled with -something-

 

[Dusk]

Lou's "Starving" claim is horseshit.

What pisses me off is that you can tell he has never had any sort of true financial hardship in his life, which is the most infuriating part about his food begging.

Even if you're almost completely destitute, a small amount of cash can easily feed you for a week. Sure, it won't be glamorous, however any broke college student or unemployed person who has survived on rice and beans / tuna know that this crap about "I need over $100 for food" is a total joke.

If you're truly starving, you will stretch your income as far as it will go. No sweets. No sugary drinks, you have tap water. You get rice. Bread. Beans. You get the bare minimum then spend extra for some "treats" like meats to include in your bachelor chow, spices, inexpensive additions to your cheap meals because goddamn, actually starving will make you learn just how far $20 can go into keeping your belly filled with -something-

Back up thread he actually talks about this. Without making any jokes about the ten cans of sauce for one box of spaghetti, we can obviously see that he's mostly buying preprepared, processed foods which are not nutritious and way too expensive for someone who claims to have zero cash. If buy frozen corn dogs, you're also paying for the labor of the people who made them for you.
Not to mention the fact that he constantly orders out. I don't want to beat a dead horse, because it's been said a million times, but I know middle-class, gainfully employed people who would consider his delivery habit absolutely extravagant. I'm a grad student, so I never eat out unless it's on someone else's dime, because eating out is a luxury. If my brother is in shore leave and wants to treat me to drinks, that's a special treat, not an everyday occurrence. You earn the right to luxuries with financial self-sufficiency. You can't crowdfund a Rolex. Or, hell, maybe you can, if you put "trans" in your Twitter bio. I honestly can't tell anymore.

 

[Wheresthepaper]

Back up thread he actually talks about this. Without making any jokes about the ten cans of sauce for one box of spaghetti, we can obviously see that he's mostly buying preprepared, processed foods which are not nutritious and way too expensive for someone who claims to have zero cash. If buy frozen corn dogs, you're also paying for the labor of the people who made them for you.
Not to mention the fact that he constantly orders out. I don't want to beat a dead horse, because it's been said a million times, but I know middle-class, gainfully employed people who would consider his delivery habit absolutely extravagant. I'm a grad student, so I never eat out unless it's on someone else's dime, because eating out is a luxury. If my brother is in shore leave and wants to treat me to drinks, that's a special treat, not an everyday occurrence. You earn the right to luxuries with financial self-sufficiency. You can't crowdfund a Rolex. Or, hell, maybe you can, if you put "trans" in your Twitter bio. I honestly can't tell anymore.
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10 cans to one box of spaghetti is highly disproportionate, does he slop sauce on everything he eats?

 

[Kled]

10 cans to one box of spaghetti is highly disproportionate, does he slop sauce on everything he eats?

Yes. He is a pig after all.

 

[UntitledKiwi]

10 cans to one box of spaghetti is highly disproportionate, does he slop sauce on everything he eats?

I do wonder if he only buys one box of pasta because there is *always* some in the house, so he just gets a box each time to say he contributed to the pantry pasta.

 

[Lou’s Biggest Fan]

The sheer audacity of a man who claims is starving daily to complain the food isn't sugary enough is astounding.


Ramen is ridiculously cheap, isn't it? Last I checked, ten dollars will get you a genuine crate of the stuff. Depending on the brand, it tastes pretty good, too. Just don't buy Maruchan, that stuff is the blandest you can find without making your own seasoning.

Thinking more about it, there's little sense in Louis not buying ramen if you believe his claims to be starving; on top of the other obvious contradictions, that is. It's prepped almost identically to spaghetti but even simpler, and if you just want to go basic, you just season the broth itself. Ironically, for somebody who boldly whines about a lack of variety in food, Louis sure doesn't deviate from his standard feasts. Chocolate, an entire 2L of soda, then a toss-up between four servings of pizza, spaghetti, or sloppy joes. Not even the soda he drowns himself in nor the candy he makes more ulcers to finger over varies. He doesn't want variety or flavor, he wants sugar, grease, and fat, so why not add some MSG to his list of chemical dependencies?

Top Ramen can be prepared in tons of different ways. I can more than afford quality, actual ramen when I want some but sometimes I just like cheap simple shit so I can experiment with flavors without wasting high quality ingredients. Throw some eggs in your top ramen while is cooking and a bit of corn starch to make the broth thicker and then break up the yolks and mix and you get something akin to Egg Drop soup. A bit of teriyaki or soy sauce and your top ramen now has a big burst of flavor. If you want to get extra fancy, boil the ramen noodles, strain them, then put them in a pan with some butter, sesame oil, soy sauce, and a seasoning packet all mixed up and then pan fry them. Sprinkle some herbs on top for good measure and you get a poor man’s chow mein. The amount of money Louie Boy has gotten that he claims is for food because he is starving since the start of this thread is enough to feed a broke college student for their entire bachelor’s degree if they budget properly. And yet Lou walks away begging every single day and with thousands in art and consumer electronics.

He’s not starving, he’s not broke, he is not in need, and he never, not once, has been.

 

[PBJ Sucks]

Maybe if he actually was walking everywhere he wouldn't weigh what he does. In any case you people are just fancy about your ramen. I put a ton of mixed vegetables or just peas in mine. Don't care if that brand is crap I have always loved it.

I'd love to hear from Lou why he does not save money simply by eating less. Anybody with eyes can see that he is not starving and could really physically and financially benefit from it. I want to hear his justification for calling himself a starving trans woman when he's as fat as he is.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

RE: spicing up bland food/improving cheap ramen/home cooking

The key to this is Lardo Gags hates work. He eats when already prepared food is put in front of him, like when Momma Gags calls her unholy spawn down for breakfast/lunch/dinner. Incidentally, my grandparents' swine behaved the same way: chicken do look for more food by scratching the soil and bringing their dumb feathery heads everywhere, swine do not. They wait for the feeding trough to be filled. Coincidence?

Whenever Lardo gets hungry between meals, he doesn't fix himself a sandwich or a porridge or anything like that, not even sugary kiddie cereal, no. Because he's fucking lazy and he hates work with a burning passion. Semolina porridge is literally

1. Boil some milk
2. Add 1 tablespoon of semolina for every deciliter/3.38 fl oz of milk
3. Add some candied or powdered citrus peel if you're feeling fancy
4. Stir until cooked
5. Serve with the sweetener of your choice and powdered cocoa or cinnamon

Doesn't even take ten minutes. No, Lardo instead whips out his phone and orders takeout with delivery taking substantially longer than fixing a simple meal. He's lazy, hates effort, addicted to fast food, sugar, MSG, and the rush of consooming.

He's also fat, and I can safely say none of us here would have sex with him.

10 cans to one box of spaghetti is highly disproportionate, does he slop sauce on everything he eats?

No, he drinks half of it.

 

[Piss Bear]

WHY are you people still bothering on giving him poor-people eating advice? I mean, I sure hope it helps a Kiwi out there in need but for Lou? HE ISN'T FUCKING POOR. Nor is he starving. The man could probably fast on just water for a few months and survive just fine, plus lose a fuckton of weight. The starving card is just one of his many cards in his deck he loves to play on his Twitter grifting game. Have you seen the man's neck roll(s)?

I feel like these poor-eating strategies belongs in another thread altogether? ... Maybe just me? It gets pretty old reading it over and over. Lou doesn't follow advice, so you guys are just spewing your advice into the void if you expect Lou to actually take it. Maybe one of you can create a thread on the off-topic Food board.

 

[Lurk]

Lou had a busy evening being a twat on twitter:

Lou claims to be so hungry he's weak enough to fall down the stairs when in reality he probably just tripped over his own gunt

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[Piss Bear]

Lou had a busy evening being a twat on twitter:

Lou claims to be so hungry he's weak enough to fall down the stairs when in reality he probably just tripped over his own gunt
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From one "starving" person to another what the fuck kind of response is this? Shouldn't Lou be expressing empathy, because he goes through the exact same struggles of having an empty belly and having to trudge through the bins just for a scrap of food...?
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Lou, you're an irredeemable asshole. This shocked me. I don't care who @professor_mor is, no matter how shitty of a person he might be, how could you respond so callously to someone who had a rough life? Jesus fuck. Lou, you've never experienced hunger pains in your entire life, I can guarantee it. You have not the faintest idea of what it means to struggle to survive.