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Someone tipped earlier asking about Phil's favorite anime while stating that their favorites were Akira and Cream Lemon.

Phil replied: "I don't know what hell Cream Lemon is... and Akira isn't even anime: it's a movie"

To his credit, he didn't directly insult the tipper and answered that his favorites included DBZ, Yu Yu Hakusho, Trigun.
 
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JMR said:
Someone tipped earlier asking about Phil's favorite anime while stating that their favorites were Akira and Cream Lemon.

Phil replied: "I don't know what hell Cream Lemon is... and Akira isn't even anime: it's a movie"

To his credit, he didn't directly insult the tipper and answered that his favorites included DBZ, Yu Yu Hakusho, Trigun.
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Boy, Phil win the oddly-shaped tits really just can’t help acting like a stereotypical dumb polack, can he?
 
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Muppetmode said:
Aren’t they built in? Anyway it’s not like he’s strapped for cash to buy a new quality one. Just a stream tips goal away
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He could also buy disposable razors, but we know that if someone suggested that he'd bitch about how he doesn't have "the time" to take less than 5 minutes out of the day to shave it that way and MORE IMPORTANTLY, I wouldn't be surprised if he doesn't even know how to shave with a normal razor. He'd end up looking like his face visited the slaughterhouse from all the cuts he'd cause himself and declare regular razors a detractor meme.
 
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yoshitsune said:
He could also buy disposable razors, but we know that if someone suggested that he'd bitch about how he doesn't have "the time" to take less than 5 minutes out of the day to shave it that way and MORE IMPORTANTLY, I wouldn't be surprised if he doesn't even know how to shave with a normal razor. He'd end up looking like his face visited the slaughterhouse from all the cuts he'd cause himself and declare regular razors a detractor meme.
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Where am I supposed to apply the shaving foam you still haven't told me!
 
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yoshitsune said:
He could also buy disposable razors, but we know that if someone suggested that he'd bitch about how he doesn't have "the time" to take less than 5 minutes out of the day to shave it that way and MORE IMPORTANTLY, I wouldn't be surprised if he doesn't even know how to shave with a normal razor. He'd end up looking like his face visited the slaughterhouse from all the cuts he'd cause himself and declare regular razors a detractor meme.
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The more I read here and learn about Phil's life the more I'm convinced that he's the sort of person Palahniuk had in mind when he wrote Tyler Durden's line about "a generation of men raised by women". Phil doesn't know how to do anything; swim, shave, ride a bike, fix something around the house, maintain a vehicle (even if it's just remembering to take it in for service), advocate for himself, speak with confidence and integrity...the list goes on, and on, and on.

I know we all know Phil is a liar but I also think that he's so bad a liar that we all know when he's spouting bullshit, so let me pose a question to you all: when Phil talks about how his mother combed his hair through high school, given what else you know about the man, does that sound like a lie to you? Allow me to paint you a picture of Phil's early life. Raised by a shrill, overbearing shrew of a mother who did everything for him and a distant, disinterested father who buried himself in his work rather than step up and do his part in raising his son. It shouldn't sound unfamiliar. There are men of Phil's generation who had an upbringing like that all across America. And, perhaps not necessarily to the same degree, but this is the result.

Does every young boy need the full What Every Man Needs To Know course growing up? Of course not. But some needs, and some truths, are near-universal. Short of the presence of some conditions, a man will need to know how to shave (and, judging from some of the horrorshows I've seen in Deathfats and Beauty Parlor, it couldn't hurt for some ladies to have some instruction, too). And even in this age of cries for (Vastly Unequal) Equality, whether one likes it or not, men and women are treated differently in the West. If you are a man it is much more likely that you will at some point be physically confronted by another man. Knowing how to stand up for yourself, whether it's defusing the situation or throwing a clean jab, is important. The alternative is humiliation that could have been avoided with the right experience.

My point is, there are lessons kids need to learn, and no single person is prepared to teach all of them. Two heads are better than one, many hands make light work, etc., etc. Without those lessons you're dooming your kid to have to learn them later in life, and when your kid grows up and decided they're too scared of the world not to live in a bubble, well...

 
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Pargon said:
The first major expense he has that his pigs cannot immediately cover will wipe him out. And I don't mean something like a minor home repair, I mean an at-fault car accident or a burst pipe or the suspected mold getting out of control.
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He doesn't drive, how will he be at fault for an accident when he's not behind the wheel?
tripmix said:
You can phone up your credit card and say "I didn't authorise this payment"

That's literally all you need to tell them.
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It's paypal, so he can't call...(nevermind Paypal will send you a debit card with a customer service number to call on the back of them for incidents such as this one, that's all behind the curtain shit)
1-888-221-1161 will get you a live person to speak to at Paypal but that requires two minutes of searching to find and Hulk Hogan can use those to get closer to four star gold status instead!
Penix said:
So Jasper is apparently still sleeping in the pile of vests every time Phil stream. This sleazebag still hasn't fixed his fucking vest rack?
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And kick his own son off his bedding? What kind of a fucking monster are you to even suggest such a draconian punishment?
 
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He doesn't drive
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No, but Kat does, and I guarantee you she wouldn't have the funds to cover repair or liability. Sure would be interesting to see if Phil would choose to pump his pigs to cover his horse's fuckup versus letting his live-in maid twist in the wind, wouldn't it?
 
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