Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / ashkat724 / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

Oh no! Louis deleted his Twitter account! What's the reason this time?

  • Spur-of-the-moment decision due to sugar high from drinking ketchup

    Votes: 40 9.2%

  • Got caught calling users racial slurs and attacking cancer patients again

    Votes: 53 12.2%

  • Was $2 short from his monthly $500 iPad purchase

    Votes: 72 16.6%

  • Accidentally masturbated to futanari centuar porn made by somebody who voted conservative in 1996

    Votes: 140 32.3%

  • Anger from losing another razor to his triple chin's fat rolls

    Votes: 17 3.9%

  • Realization he hadn't used Kiwi Farms hacking him as an excuse yet

    Votes: 21 4.8%

  • One of his "friends" kindly asked him to stop insulting them for every interaction

    Votes: 50 11.5%

  • Soda-infused projectile vomit hit the "disable account" button

    Votes: 41 9.4%
  • Total voters
    434
brutal poodle said:
WHY are you people still bothering on giving him poor-people eating advice? I mean, I sure hope it helps a Kiwi out there in need but for Lou? HE ISN'T FUCKING POOR. Nor is he starving. The man could probably fast on just water for a few months and survive just fine, plus lose a fuckton of weight. The starving card is just one of his many cards in his deck he loves to play on his Twitter grifting game. Have you seen the man's neck roll(s)?

I feel like these poor-eating strategies belongs in another thread altogether? ... Maybe just me? It gets pretty old reading it over and over. Lou doesn't follow advice, so you guys are just spewing your advice into the void if you expect Lou to actually take it. Maybe one of you can create a thread on the off-topic Food board.
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There's already a thread for that there. While I agree with you, there's merit in trying to hammer home the point how much Lardo's bullshitting about MUH STARVATION and MUH GROCERY PRICES. You know, in case some other victim or enemy of his decides to pop in and read the thread.
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She can't. It was called Czechoslovakia and it dissolved in 1993, after the fall of the United Soviet Socialist Republics.
You could try going back to Ireland/Italy/Israel/the reservation though. None would take you, but you could try.

Edit: she's from Slovenia anyway, which used to be a part of Yugoslavia.
 
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Boris Blank's glass eye said:
There's already a thread for that there. While I agree with you, there's merit in trying to hammer home the point how much Lardo's bullshitting about MUH STARVATION and MUH GROCERY PRICES. You know, in case some other victim or enemy of his decides to pop in and read the thread.
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I think the point's been 'hammered' in so much already, it's like beating a dead horse at this point...
 
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Lou had a busy evening being a twat on twitter:

Lou claims to be so hungry he's weak enough to fall down the stairs when in reality he probably just tripped over his own gunt
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I adore how what is essentially a Charlie Brown movie you can find for free has been added to the grift list as if it's a necessity. I don't know about anyone else, but that film is as dull as a cartoon gets to me, so it's up there with that stupid hot wheels toy he bought as a sheer, completely useless purchase. And unless he's going to use the Blu-ray box to ramp that toy over his gut, I don't foresee either getting any use beyond a door stop and dust collector.
 
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brutal poodle said:
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From one "starving" person to another what the fuck kind of response is this? Shouldn't Lou be expressing empathy, because he goes through the exact same struggles of having an empty belly and having to trudge through the bins just for a scrap of food...?
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Lou, you're an irredeemable asshole. This shocked me. I don't care who @professor_mor is, no matter how shitty of a person he might be, how could you respond so callously to someone who had a rough life? Jesus fuck. Lou, you've never experienced hunger pains in your entire life, I can guarantee it. You have not the faintest idea of what it means to struggle to survive.
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The worst part about this is that as far as I can see, this wasn't someone trying to give him wholesome advice and him being a cunt in return as has happened before with people like the good @Doggo

There's no little line up top to indicate there's a preceding tweet. So did Lou just... go out of his way to find this person making a general encouraging statement on their own timeline and just decided he had to soar on in to shit on them?
 
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Don't Hallmark and other cable channels show that movie all of the time around Halloween? We know Lou has a cable box in his bedroom. Look at the listings, find a time before the nephew goes to bed to watch it, get some Halloween treats and have a fun sleepover in Uncle Aunt Lou's room.

Who knows? Lou might even get lucky and could cross "37 year old virgin" off his list.
 
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ricecake said:
Don't Hallmark and other cable channels show that movie all of the time around Halloween? We know Lou has a cable box in his bedroom. Look at the listings, find a time before the nephew goes to bed to watch it, get some Halloween treats and have a fun sleepover in Uncle Aunt Lou's room.

Who knows? Lou might even get lucky and could cross "37 year old virgin" off his list.
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Ricecake NO that poor kid doesn't need to see Lou's great pumpkin. Ffs.
 
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BoobWhiskers said:
There's no little line up top to indicate there's a preceding tweet. So did Lou just... go out of his way to find this person making a general encouraging statement on their own timeline and just decided he had to soar on in to shit on them?
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This is what I mean about him being a classic abuser. He's a coward so he lashes out at people that couldn't actually hurt him or he's bigger and more intimidating than. He probably treats the nephew like shit, probably screams abuse at his mother (if I recall she recently called the cops on him even if it was mostly bullshit). These are people on the internet that he hates and resents for random reasons, so when he's in a bad mood he finds random people and insults them to feel better about himself. I had a friend who would do that too. I'd see him grab his phone when he was in a bad mood and just shoot angry messages at people. Honestly if being a douche to strangers makes you feel better there's something wrong with you. But on the good side, he's also a douche to his friends when they offer genuine advice instead of pitybux and that makes them break away from him pretty quickly.
 
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The worst part about this is that as far as I can see, this wasn't someone trying to give him wholesome advice and him being a cunt in return as has happened before with people like the good @Doggo

There's no little line up top to indicate there's a preceding tweet. So did Lou just... go out of his way to find this person making a general encouraging statement on their own timeline and just decided he had to soar on in to shit on them?
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It was part of the comments on the earlier tweet about the price of porridge oats, barley etc here. I'm not sure if there's an extended chain of comments somewhere, I hate trying to navigate twitter. Either way, Lou jumped in on someone's account of hardship where they were trying to encourage others to keep on going, and he shat his bile at them as usual.
 
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Lou’s Biggest Fan said:
Top Ramen can be prepared in tons of different ways. I can more than afford quality, actual ramen when I want some but sometimes I just like cheap simple shit so I can experiment with flavors without wasting high quality ingredients.

He’s not starving, he’s not broke, he is not in need, and he never, not once, has been.
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1.Beef top ramen
2.a drop of any cooking oil
3.small spoon of white sugar
Mix the oil sugar and seasoning packet into a paste
Add the cooked noodles
If too thick add a little water
 
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SIGSEGV said:
Nobody needs to see Lou's penis, really.
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I think a doctor should see it, though. Sooner or later he's going to develop erectile disfunction if he doesn't change his lifestyle, which he definitely won't. He's going to be literally too fat to have sex in addition to no one having sex with him because he's just TOO GODDAMN FAT.
 
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brutal poodle said:
I think the point's been 'hammered' in so much already, it's like beating a dead horse at this point...
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To me it’s more like giving a running commentary. Yes we know that it’s been done to death but it’s still fun to take 60 seconds to type out a paragraph that completely deconstructs everything Lou has said and reveals just how bullshit it is. It was one of the reasons why I found reading the thread to be so enjoyable before I joined up myself. It didn’t matter what Lou said, somebody could go “actually no” to it because that’s just how flimsy everything he claims is. Does it get old? Sure. But that’s more a testament to Lou being functionally insane than it is to us beating a dead horse.
 
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Documenter said:
Doubt he has been able to see his own penis for a while. Unless he's using an apple product to delve under his gunt to snap a picture.
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Once upon a time, the goddess Artemis saw that one day a fat loser would larp as her online while claiming to be a true and honest woman. She was disgusted, and from that day forward, fat people were cursed to never again see their own cocks.
 
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