"Jim" / James Augustine née James Patrick O'Shaughnessy / Mister Metokur / Jim81Jim / Internet Aristocrat - His autistic videos and the gay beta "sweetie squad" who mindlessly suck his cock.

Is James Augustine FUCKING DEAD?

  • Yes! Another Vtumour simp kicks the bucket.

    Votes: 217 36.6%
  • NO. Antis are just writing fan fiction 😭😭😭😭😭

    Votes: 376 63.4%

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That's a bit that he did for one of Guru Larry's videos.

I think it's the one that went over secret comments buried by game programmers in source code.

EDIT: It's this one, at 7:20.


I think Larry also got Markiplier and/or Jim Sterling to read some shit once too.
Thanks. Also is the Spax stuff the very first videos Jim did, or were there other ones lost to time?
 
Thanks. Also is the Spax stuff the very first videos Jim did, or were there other ones lost to time?
Good question. Anything labeled Jim81Jim would be chronologically first. Pre-Gamergate, Pre-Internet Aristocrat, Pre-Mister Metokur.

Somebody even compiled an archive playlist of the REALLY old shit. You will note it has holes.


Spax, laughing at Sandra Lee with BigAl, and his rant about the Insane Clown Posse is some of the oldest surviving stuff. Putting exact dates to some of this shit is difficult, because the surviving videos are all re-uploads. Jim was a very early adopter of YouTube.

Pre-YouTube, he uploaded to non streaming sites (actual video files you had to download), but I think that shit is LONG gone.

Jim is the very definition of an Internet oldfag. Like me. Ughhh.

Maybe this? Although the video of Hbomberguy and Jim riffing on some digimon (or was it pokemon) porn is probably way older although it's lost to time.
That's also old AF. Again though, no date. Reupload in 2017.
 
Based African warlord has a B.S. in Biology, and an M.S. in Immunology, but decides Internet shitposting is more fun.

Yeah, that seems about right for 2020.
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Don't show this to Jim though. They'll end up doing a nine hour stream together, brainstorming on how to beat COVID-19 and yeet Jim's cancer. Sseth's release schedule is slow enough as is. He doesn't need to adopt "Jim time."
These men combined could very likely kill cancer by making them wait for so God-damned long the cancer gives up and dies.

Also it turns out he actually does have Cancer-AIDS

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I've theorized Jim hates the site after getting doxed, particularly after his new house was revealed, and the Simpspiracy stuff that he won't do it because we want him to. Jim is smart enough, unlike Ralph, to not attack the site. Other than saying "10/10" to someone else's video that others (truly the most objective, civilised, and neutral of us all) will defend as a suitable response he's said very little about Ralph and, more suspiciously, Diddler Dax. I'm sure people have sent him @#KillAllPedos' subsequent video on Dax and that people ask him about Dax's great defense of lolicons hundreds of times. In fairness, I believe Jim holds the same views as Dax on lolicon and that he is simply too smart, unlike Dax, to defend it so publicly.

I don’t think Jim hates the site, or its users. Nor does he care much for Ralph or Dax’s public meltdowns. It appears he’s just over internet drama, and he wants to do something different with his life. That’s what it looks like to me anyway.
 
I don’t think Jim hates the site, or its users. Nor does he care much for Ralph or Dax’s public meltdowns. It appears he’s just over internet drama, and he wants to do something different with his life. That’s what it looks like to me anyway.
There must be some elaborate reason why Daddy doesn't care about me any more.
 
I don’t think Jim hates the site, or its users. Nor does he care much for Ralph or Dax’s public meltdowns. It appears he’s just over internet drama, and he wants to do something different with his life. That’s what it looks like to me anyway.
I feel the cancer diagnosis completely woke him up to the grand scale of things. Being a doomer for clicks feels pretty worthless in retrospect when there's a good chance you're not even going to live long enough to see it.
 
There must be some elaborate reason why Daddy doesn't care about me any more.
I feel the cancer diagnosis completely woke him up to the grand scale of things. Being a doomer for clicks feels pretty worthless in retrospect when there's a good chance you're not even going to live long enough to see it.

(1) Enter mid-30’s
(2) Marry long-time girlfriend
(3) Buy house (single family home
(4) Withdraw from usual activities
(5) ?

The next item in this sequence is “Become a dad.” These life events don’t typically occur together in the absence of a baby. That’s what I suspect, though I don’t expect Jim to ever acknowledge it publicly.
 
I don’t think Jim hates the site, or its users.
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Nor does he care much for Ralph or Dax’s public meltdowns. It appears he’s just over internet drama, and he wants to do something different with his life.
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He went out of his way to comment on Ralphs Sex Tape. As far as Dax's drama, I don't think he would of cared but after NP2 got shut down especially when people pointed out how bad the Data Privacy was that was money out of his pocket. I have a hard time believing he'd be missing over $600 a month without noticing or asking any questions. More so, I'd wanna dig and shit all over the spergs who brought it down if it was not brought down by incompetence and was taken down by SJW crying to the teacher tactics.
manning is like the only one with any legitimate criticism of the dude and none of you are funny

cope
The people cracking jokes aren't the one telling people to stop or make only appropriate criticism and tone police the thread
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It's not hypocrisy to be against people making money off the Internet during Gamergate and taking money now?
You had too many good quotes to count. A lot of the sweetie squad gets upset when you rub Jim's cringe in their face.
My guess is it gets personal for them because they share the same flaws as e-daddy and its projection
NP2 closing was pre-Cuties. He's not not commenting about Dax because of NP2. He's not getting money via Dax anymore. Nobody is. Null isn't either.... [and other critisism I agreed with, mainly Jim is now Spoony]
Funny thing is I agree with your critisism, but when you said "if I talked about it you'd agree with me" I had made the spoony comparison back in may and caught hell for even referencing Phantom Organization's interview with KOP because uncool people are not allowed to be used as a source.

Jim is actually worse than Spoony. Spoony atleast keeps multiple Twitters afloat and will make streams even if they are shit and not what people want.

Your timeline is right, NP2 going down was pre-cuties. To an extent I can understand not buying into NP2 is a scam in the beggining when PPP talked to Jim.
Rewatch the debate. The points Jim makes are willful ignorance and he is protecting NP2 and Dax.

This is why I can't stand Jim now. It's not a matter of "he didn't fight muh battles for me", the simpspiracy folks did just fine with out him. It is that Jim covered up and made excuses for a shitty site to protect his internet friend for the money he was getting. It's that Jim wouldn't even acknowledge the hillarious shit in the original simp texts like Dax opening credit lines for pussy. When it became an uphill battle he just played dumb, and made the same 9-11 of the internet joke he made before. This is exactly what PPP and Godwinson accused the simpspiracy of being.

And this all from the guy who says you should never sell out your morals for money. After Jim troll shielded Dax, troll shielded NP2 for money, and showed that he is following shit by commenting on Ralphs sex tape all of Jim's argument fall apart.

>I don't care about this gay drama
yes you do and you have a financial interest in it
>I'm not gonna make a video cause people tell me to, do it yourself
okay, the simpspiracy people did.
>I don't care about money
Okay, take down your e-welfare stuff. You aren't doing any work for it and you have no plans on doing any work
>If they do something lame and gay I will call it out, specifically false flagging and blocking
While Jim shit on Ralph for his sextape cause that was too big to ignore, Ralph was openly admitting to false flagging and Jim still hasn't said a word
>I refuse to use services with bad TOS
NP2 has a worse TOS than Subscribestar and you said you would never use subscribe star
>My fans are stupid for giving me money without setting up an LLC to hide their identity
Your fans are stupid for giving you money, and it is disgusting to put that blame on the people who pity your illness so much that they trust you to give them a safe method of donating. Just use paypal.
>I'm not serious, Bro I just wanna laugh at retards
Except when you don't and wanna tell people about the corona virus


At this point it doesn't matter if Jim says he was wrong, he was part of the problem. He is a sell out whore, and I don't mean that in a "Hurrr durrr no money off the internet stuff" I mean he covered up for his furry friend Dax to make sure his NP2 kept giving him money while denouncing people who do these things.

I always wondered if the old GamerGate SJW's caught wind of what Dax, Jim and all the other ex GG spergs did for the simpspiracy if they would laugh. Dax Herrera is the Zoe Quinn of podcasting... but gayer
 
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This is what Jim pretends to be most of the time.
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I hate having to defend the Internet Daddy, but has Jim ever claimed to be a centrist? I heard him call himself "apatheist" which is a gay, but he's always been pretty open about basically being a far-right libertarian. He's such a principled Constitutionalist that he didn’t even vote for Trump. Yes most of his content is fairly apolitical but he knows his "SS". On politics, he's nowhere near a Mundane Matt or a Liberalist, his dog's name is Eva Braun ffs.

However, I've been following Jim for a while, I guess he could be seen as centrist to a newcomer. The only thing he's principled about anymore is coronavirus being the new Black Death.
 
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