Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Turd Fergusson]

She could do that, she could do videos where she does her makeup in different "looks", she could do more of those horrible beetus paw ASMRs, she could attempt to actually talk about any of the books she's bought (other than page number and "it's really good"). She could give us a tour of the facilities at the Henry. She could do more boring Q&As. She could do a lot of things but she isn't doing anything at all.

Yes, she could. She could have vlog her move, she could try to cook something like bread following a cookbook, she could do restaurant reviews, she could show the same clothes in different sizes (another YTer does that) and ask which fits better. She could do a channel dedicated to cooking, another one dedicated to clothing, etc. She could do a lot more with her channel but she chose the path of least effort. She never believed that providing quality content was important. She has shown over and over that she is a lazy cow and that people owe her a living.

 

[lostinwoods]

I believe that once a users IP has been flagged for the ads on the video once, then every time after, it doesn't count for the creator, only Youtube.
The reason for this is that users could abuse the system and IE: write a script that reloads the page for constant revenue to the creator.
The creator gets the ad revenue off the first watch, Youtube gets the rest when you rewatch. And if it isn't designed this way, I'd be shocked.

 

[Snusmumriken]

I still stand by radio silence being the most riveting content Amber has ever given us, and that really says something about her as a creator. No one, not even her ambabies give a single fuck about her coloring and decorating for halloweenz. She’s 500 POUNDS for gods sake (and I’m still convinced of 600 deep down) with the personality of shrieking styrofoam. She’s really shooting herself in the foot by not milking her situation for all that she can.

But, she’s too embarrassed to show layygs and she’s too lazy to become a success story, so here she is, as someone earlier said it, stuck between a rock and a hard place. Vlogging herself doing nothing paid the bills for a while, whoop dee doo for her. Now her views and subscriber count are going down and I believe the theories that her Youtoob bux are being cut down.

So what’s it gonna be next fatty? You can’t slide by being an untouchable narcissistic blob anymore. Starving the people who give a fuck and then making a surprise reappearance isn’t gonna jumpstart your wallet as much as it used to either. Newbies are gonna check in to see where you’ve been, realize you’re still a boring fat fuck and leave again. Just like Meth Mom.

 

[Kacho]

A mortician from Kentucky was on Theo Von today. A few minutes in, he talks about having to remove the largest person he's ever dealt with who was just shy of 600lbs. About 15 min. in, he talks of how hard it is to cremate really fat people. (Amber wants to be cremated) Interesting stuff.

Those crematorium fires are surprisingly common. Happened here a few years ago.

'Overly obese' body starts funeral home fire​

https://www.wcpo.com/news/local-new...-turns-into-uncontrolled-fire-at-funeral-home

Choice quote:

Another fire, two years earlier in Austria, left firefighters "covered with a layer of sooty grease."

 

[escándalo]

Imagine having a failing viewership, dwindling revenue and having only one stream of income and then having a 3 week break. Her motive is going to backfire hard if she thinks is going to get 200k per new video she is on crack.

 

[Owlflaps]

Imagine having a failing viewership, dwindling revenue and having only one stream of income and then having a 3 week break. Her motive is going to backfire hard if she thinks is going to get 200k per new video she is on crack.

She claims YouTube is her career, yet she doesn't give a rat's ass about keeping to a regular upload schedule. While people are struggling to pay rent, she's sitting pretty in her fancy hick apartment, doing the same shit she's been doing off camera, which is to consume. She's fat and privileged. I'm still convinced she has a feeder sugar daddy.

 

[Fleasburger]

Watch her post on Halloween, business as usual, with either a full sob story or just another illusion to what's going on/why her mental made her take a break. As someone else said, no way she's going to pass up on Halloween vlogging.

Wonder what costume she'll not fit into this year.

 

[_justlurking]

Spoiler: Taco Bell with Orlin • MUKBANG

https://youtu.be/fDF8bkqzQlw?t=2172

Nikocado mentions Amberlynn in his latest Taco Bell video with Orlin. Talking about the 12 taco challenge and how much hate she gets for doing the same thing that other people do: timestamp .
If it doesn't work, it starts about the 36 minute mark.

 

[a834604]

Last visual on Amber on any platform? This has to be the longest time she has done something for, and it's not doing anything.

 

[escándalo]

Yeah this is technically the longest as in january / december she was still on socials this time she is quiet as the grave. Starting to think maybe something did happen, I doubt it but heres some predictions;

• Becky broke up with her and is back at the Fag Shanty as she cannot get there because an uber driver will refuse her and no one else will take her e.g. Hannah and Rafe because their allegiances are with Becky.
• Destiny no longer wants to talk with her. Amber talked to Destiny in private regarding her finances and Destiny prepares to drop her. We have predicted this for a while, it will go down this way. Destiny has been vocal about not being a fan of Amber.
• She is ill like has cellulitis or her cunt wound is actually healing slower than she said and is infected
• Apartment managers have started to investigate her and Amber has been dodging rent triggering a lolsuit and serving of termination of contract.
• Amber is broke
• Amber has broke up with Becky and is desperately talking to Meth mom to live with her or her live with her. Amber has not lived alone in over 13/14 years.

 

[Clamchowder]

Dunno what is going on but I’m really enjoying going through her back catalogue and reporting old videos that break YT terms... but I’m a sad fuck
I think she just got a strike and will be back with some bullshit story next week

 

[a834604]

Yeah this is technically the longest as in january / december she was still on socials this time she is quiet as the grave. Starting to think maybe something did happen, I doubt it but heres some predictions;

• Becky broke up with her and is back at the Fag Shanty as she cannot get there because an uber driver will refuse her and no one else will take her e.g. Hannah and Rafe because their allegiances are with Becky.
• Destiny no longer wants to talk with her. Amber talked to Destiny in private regarding her finances and Destiny prepares to drop her. We have predicted this for a while, it will go down this way. Destiny has been vocal about not being a fan of Amber.
• She is ill like has cellulitis or her cunt wound is actually healing slower than she said and is infected
• Apartment managers have started to investigate her and Amber has been dodging rent triggering a lolsuit and serving of termination of contract.
• Amber is broke
• Amber has broke up with Becky and is desperately talking to Meth mom to live with her or her live with her. Amber has not lived alone in over 13/14 years.

I'm betting on post surgery complications. Any surgery to the lower region increases UTI risk and she already has a constant one, so a delusional menopausal breakdown with an UTI.

 

[billeverghostly]

Yeah this is technically the longest as in january / december she was still on socials this time she is quiet as the grave. Starting to think maybe something did happen, I doubt it but heres some predictions;

• Becky broke up with her and is back at the Fag Shanty as she cannot get there because an uber driver will refuse her and no one else will take her e.g. Hannah and Rafe because their allegiances are with Becky.
• Destiny no longer wants to talk with her. Amber talked to Destiny in private regarding her finances and Destiny prepares to drop her. We have predicted this for a while, it will go down this way. Destiny has been vocal about not being a fan of Amber.
• She is ill like has cellulitis or her cunt wound is actually healing slower than she said and is infected
• Apartment managers have started to investigate her and Amber has been dodging rent triggering a lolsuit and serving of termination of contract.
• Amber is broke
• Amber has broke up with Becky and is desperately talking to Meth mom to live with her or her live with her. Amber has not lived alone in over 13/14 years.

I cross-reference what's going on with ALR with the FBs of MamaReid, Aunt Tammie, and Becky, and see nothing indicating health stuff or other emergency-type situation deals. You'd figure at this point that MR and AT would signal their mentulz or health concerns for Al through vague reposts of canned Inspirational Quotes, but nope, so I vote for money problems, which her mom and aunt obviously would want to stay at arm's length about.

 

[SituationTypeThing]

She could always quit YT and go on government benefit, but the amount that she would get would not allow her to live the way she wants to, so she needs another solution.

Aside from disability, there really isn't a government program that would provide her with money to live on. There's food stamps and medicaid, but that's not going to cover her rent, car insurance, gas, etc. I don't know what kind of section 8/HUD housing is available in her area, but in every area, the wait list is years-long. Cash assistance is typically only available to families/parents/guardians with dependent children. So, basically, if she qualified for anything, it would be less than 200 a month in food stamps and medicaid.

I don't think disability is an option for amber. At least not immediately. She doesn't have an actual medical history because she doctor-hops, or goes to urgent care or emergency rooms. She'd need to have a doctor on record in order to file, and the oncologist is not going to cut it since she's already had a hysterectomy and presumably no longer has cancer. Also, a doctor can't just agree she's fat, they need to specify that she's unable to hold a job in any circumstances, and why. I'm assuming that there are protocols and accessories that would mitigate (her self proclaimed) danger from sitting at a call center. I doubt that she can use the "muh mentuls" angle, either. She'd need a history of psychiatric treatment and a doctor to fill out the paperwork. No doctor is going to do that on the first few visits. I've heard it can take years and several hearings to get disability, outside of the "compassionate claim" reasons (like ALS, dementia or terminal cancer). So, basically, quitting youtube and getting government tugboats wouldn't be an option for her.

 

[wilderbeans]

Aside from disability, there really isn't a government program that would provide her with money to live on. There's food stamps and medicaid, but that's not going to cover her rent, car insurance, gas, etc. I don't know what kind of section 8/HUD housing is available in her area, but in every area, the wait list is years-long. Cash assistance is typically only available to families/parents/guardians with dependent children. So, basically, if she qualified for anything, it would be less than 200 a month in food stamps and medicaid.

I don't think disability is an option for amber. At least not immediately. She doesn't have an actual medical history because she doctor-hops, or goes to urgent care or emergency rooms. She'd need to have a doctor on record in order to file, and the oncologist is not going to cut it since she's already had a hysterectomy and presumably no longer has cancer. Also, a doctor can't just agree she's fat, they need to specify that she's unable to hold a job in any circumstances, and why. I'm assuming that there are protocols and accessories that would mitigate (her self proclaimed) danger from sitting at a call center. I doubt that she can use the "muh mentuls" angle, either. She'd need a history of psychiatric treatment and a doctor to fill out the paperwork. No doctor is going to do that on the first few visits. I've heard it can take years and several hearings to get disability, outside of the "compassionate claim" reasons (like ALS, dementia or terminal cancer). So, basically, quitting youtube and getting government tugboats wouldn't be an option for her.

Becoming a phone sex operator also wouldn’t work because then she’d have to talk about dick stuff.

 

[Sodium-King-90]

Jesus Christ, just post something, you lazy bitch.
Staying away won't magically get you monetized again.
Poor people like us need something to laugh at... and reminder that our lives aren't as pathetic as yours.

 

[SituationTypeThing]

Becoming a phone sex operator also wouldn’t work because then she’d have to talk about dick stuff.

lol, true. With the internet, is there even still business for phone sex operators?

I was thinking more along the lines of what peetz does, or the call center job she had with Destiny and quit because she said it was dangerous to sit in a chair for so long.

 

[Covfefe]

Jesus Christ, just post something, you lazy bitch.
Staying away won't magically get you monetized again.
Poor people like us need something to laugh at... and reminder that our lives aren't as pathetic as yours.

Go watch Chantal or any of the countless other lolcows if you need a fix. They are more entertaining than Amber by far. Literally watching paint dry is more pleasant than watching Amber pretend to be excited about her tent clothes and Wommart trinkets.

 

[New & Improved Username]

Dunno what is going on but I’m really enjoying going through her back catalogue and reporting old videos that break YT terms... but I’m a sad fuck
I think she just got a strike and will be back with some bullshit story next week

This only hurts us by possibly delaying new content and possibly removing videos that we might want to revisit for evidence or gifs.

 

[Baby chan]

Did anyone else just catch ambers snapchat story