WWE Champions General - Despite his claims, DSP is still spending thousands of dollars on the WWE Champions mobile game

[gh0stzero]

This is utterly retarded. Did they really expect the faction leaders would have any dirt on Phil?
I guarantee you, every single message Phil ever posted was just stuff like "Be sure to fluff your superstars' jockstraps before the SweatySlam event! Open up those wallets, Champions!" There's not going to be anything doxable from that.

You think totally not phil would even join the whatsapp group?

It would expose his telephone number if he did.

 

[PinkRibbonScars]

This whole Bclub1 situation.

I'm annoyed enough to elaborate, but I'll not name drop the lad, you guys can go back in this thread and put 2 and 2 together.
I know all of this because he explained his plan to me in DMs, after which I declined any further interaction.

From my understanding, Bclub1 want Phil in their faction because they achieve higher scores with him, which is understandable. The mad lad that HAD THEIR PERSONAL INFORMATION AND PHONE NUMBERS actually struck a deal with them where THEY GET TO KEEP PHIL to grow their faction IF THEY PROVIDE PROOF DOWNFROMTHERAFTERS IS DARKSYEPHIL. He also OFFERED THEM, to not let "us" go after them and dox them, if they comply.
I swear these "We will get proof" ops are like some borderline autistic version of Dr. Strange's "I've come to bargain" scene because it's the same shit over and over again.

A week later, here we are. With fuck all achieved. You utter degenerate reprobates running these ops make us all look bad. You approach these people like Kiwi Farms representatives offering this site as autistic leverage for fail ops. Bloke had all of their most personal information, used it to threathen them, use us as leverage and still allow them to make the terms of the deal. AND HE STILL LOST.

I warned the bloke that if he fails, he will not hear the end of it and I am a man of my word. I will make fun of this situation for as long as I post in this thread.

Yeah, y'all are the lolcows at this point

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

The only way Phil will admit to playing it is when he's sitting on a throne in a castle with a Scrooge Mcduck vault of gold.

"Yeah I streamed games for kids, begged them for cash and wasted it all on a shitty mobile game, but that's just the past. EH HUM anyway here comes my court jester."

 

[Personal Jesus]

If anything, DSP finally admitting he plays WWE would only make his spazbase more prone to donate money to him so that the money can be used to treat his "addiction". In the end, he will probably be seen as a victim by his speds, so he only has to gain by telling he truth.

 

[Shick]

Doesn't Null consider using this site as a bargaining chip in failops a bannable offense? Be a shame if he found out about this after Nigel gets tired of mocking this faggot (if that ever happens).

 

[Filthy Greenskin]

Who even needs to hold people to ransom to get proof it's Phil? We all know it's Phil. The CCCP would have done a better cover-up of it being Phil.

Whoever the chimp is who thinks it's going to be some amazing pay off for Phil to be caught red-handed is just fishing for le epic troll cred, if they think that somehow it'll open the eyes of the brainlet whales who throw money to Phil they're far from mistaken. You could hold up Phil's bank records from the past couple of years to them and they'd still throw $100 at him for his Christmas fundraiser so he and Kat can waddle around the mall and buy some meaningless tat to furnish their Goutopia.

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

So the colossal faggot who tried to gatekeep DSP turned out to be a colossal faggot?

I am shocked. This shocks me.

 

[Kosher Dill]

The CCCP would have done a better cover-up of it being Phil.

And they'd at least have made some vodka out of all those potatoes.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

If anything, DSP finally admitting he plays WWE would only make his spazbase more prone to donate money to him so that the money can be used to treat his "addiction". In the end, he will probably be seen as a victim by his speds, so he only has to gain by telling he truth.

Regardless of whether or not Phil would financially gain from admitting to being an addict, I cannot see him deciding to try pulling that grift. Why? If you look closely, you notice that Phil prefers to use scams that obscure the image that is his life. He doesn't mind what it says about him when he pleads poverty because he knows he's not actually poor. As long as the suffering isn't real, he's cool with being the king of it.

But being a gacha fiend? Way too honest for his liking. Such an admission would tear down those walls, it would leave him bare in a way that no other confession of his ever has or ever could. The key component of his e-begging is being full of shit, and he can't maintain that while being an admitted addict, even if it actually worked, because he would hate being so honest.

 

[strandedcastaway]

Regardless of whether or not Phil would financially gain from admitting to being an addict, I cannot see him deciding to try pulling that grift. Why? If you look closely, you notice that Phil prefers to use scams that obscure the image that is his life. He doesn't mind what it says about him when he pleads poverty because he knows he's not actually poor. As long as the suffering isn't real, he's cool with being the king of it.

But being a gacha fiend? Way too honest for his liking. Such an admission would tear down those walls, it would leave him bare in a way that no other confession of his ever has or ever could. The key component of his e-begging is being full of shit, and he can't maintain that while being an admitted addict, even if it actually worked, because he would hate being so honest.

I don't know about all that. But I do know that the idiots who fund Phil's grift have continued to do so through years of documented lies. It appears there is nothing that will make them stop. Phil admitting a gacha addiction would hurt his ego and gain him nothing financially, so he'll never do it.

 

[ReentryPhantom]

Regardless of whether or not Phil would financially gain from admitting to being an addict, I cannot see him deciding to try pulling that grift. Why? If you look closely, you notice that Phil prefers to use scams that obscure the image that is his life. He doesn't mind what it says about him when he pleads poverty because he knows he's not actually poor. As long as the suffering isn't real, he's cool with being the king of it.

But being a gacha fiend? Way too honest for his liking. Such an admission would tear down those walls, it would leave him bare in a way that no other confession of his ever has or ever could. The key component of his e-begging is being full of shit, and he can't maintain that while being an admitted addict, even if it actually worked, because he would hate being so honest.

Interesting. You know if we're to believe Subaruman, he was in Kat's DM's claiming he was an alcoholic and he needed help. He used the pity party on Kat to get his soulmate. I don't know that if Kat never came around, that he would have used the pity party on his fans for bux.

 

[FamicomGorby]

If anything, DSP finally admitting he plays WWE would only make his spazbase more prone to donate money to him so that the money can be used to treat his "addiction". In the end, he will probably be seen as a victim by his speds, so he only has to gain by telling he truth.

Zero chance, if Dave wanted more money he could just pull the "I'm diabetic now and need insulin doodz" card. It's got everything he needs: makes him a victim, ongoing blackhole expense, and somewhat believable since he has crap insurance that probably wouldn't pay enough for it and he leads an incredibly unhealthy lifestyle.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

I don't know about all that. But I do know that the idiots who fund Phil's grift have continued to do so through years of documented lies. It appears there is nothing that will make them stop. Phil admitting a gacha addiction would hurt his ego and gain him nothing financially, so he'll never do it.

But if he admitted to being an addict, the pity bux would cease to be based on a lie. Phil has an established pattern of accepting his pathetic appearance so long as it doesn't mean knowing the full truth about him. His pleading poverty makes it obvious, even if you believe what he says, that he sucks with money. He's okay with that, so long as he's not actually drowning in bills, so long as you don't know what he really spends those tips on, so long as you don't have all the pieces to the puzzle. Admitting he's a gacha fiend gives you the last piece, and you get to see the whole truth. I dare say there's nothing Phil finds more painful than that thought.

Interesting. You know if we're to believe Subaruman, he was in Kat's DM's claiming he was an alcoholic and he needed help. He used the pity party on Kat to get his soulmate. I don't know that if Kat never came around, that he would have used the pity party on his fans for bux.

He simultaneously told everybody else that he was lonely as shit, which we know was a lie. But does that make his pleas for help with alcoholism a lie? Hard to say, because with Khet (and previously Leanna) he can't get away with the same kinds of lies he tells his fans, and even he knows that. For example, he has stated that he and his wife/maid sleep in separate rooms because of his loud snoring. Is that the real reason? We'll probably never know, but Khet certainly already does, because she lives with the pig. When Leanna was around, regardless of whether there was any question about Phil's libido and/or sexual prowess, the only one who knew the truth was her, he could have hidden it from the public (if she hadn't said anything, that is) but not from her. So telling Khet before she moves in that she's going to be dealing with his withdrawals and whatnot isn't exactly wise if it's all bullshit, since, unlike us detractors and any number of possible lies we catch wind of, she's going to find out for sure eventually.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

So uh...what's the win state here? Phil raises up his hands and says darn, you got me? Then what? You won the internet?

Treat this like beautiful scenery: Observe it, but don't fuck with it.

 

[grump]

So uh...what's the win state here? Phil raises up his hands and says darn, you got me? Then what? You won the internet?

Treat this like beautiful scenery: Observe it, but don't fuck with it.

I would like something to the effect of another mod confirming the leak that DSP was using the Andre avatar or his id in his super secret discord. Its already totally obvious its Phil but this would push it into confirmed territory for even the most serious reasonable doubters and would be the finishing touch on the entire package we've gathered here which is effectively proof it is Phil.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

I would like something to the effect of another mod confirming the leak that DSP was using the Andre avatar in his super secret discord. Its already totally obvious its Phil but this would push it into confirmed territory for even the most serious reasonable doubters.

You do that, I'll have the president on standby with the fighter jets.

 

[King of Not Playing Games]

You're thinking about this the wrong way. Nothing will stop an addict if they really want to spend themselves into oblivion, ops or otherwise. Regardless of what we do, Phil will continue to spend money. Then some other shitty thing will happen, like Kat leaving him, and he'll need to get a stronger rush. Did you see how fucking into Genshin he was?

One way or another, Phil will spend himself into a hole until someone helps him out, then he'll do it again. First it was his friends, then it was his parents, then it was the bankruptcy courts. All we got to do is wait and see what happens when no one's there to pull him out, and with the bankruptcy he's exhausted his last real obstacle to a lifetime of debt peonage.

 

[Penix]

Treat this like beautiful scenery: Observe it, but don't fuck with it.

Except for @Nigel of Ukip I guess?

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Except for @Nigel of Ukip I guess?

Every story needs an anti-hero

 

[TheGoutburglar]

I don't even understand the need to see Phil have some kind of slip-up anywhere that isn't live on stream, as that's the place that has given us the most delicious rewards for this saga. Seeing him shook when he realized that changing his name didn't work was fucking priceless, and his emotional tirade about how "they're still doing it!" when he seems to have genuinely thought (or just foolishly hoped) that we would get bored after the bankruptcy was even better. That kind of thing cannot be topped by some gayops on some secret Discord that the real Phil Burnell may or may not legit be in.