That was the implication, but I didn't articulate it well enough.
That really rattled me, too.
Thank you, but as I've stated, I'm officially tapping out after the Nov. 3rd shitshow. (& I'm taking tonight off as well.) I want to see this through to the end, & as far as I'm concerned, the Election Night stream will be the last big draw before he fades into obscurity.
Yeah, I know. Which is why I considered not posting them at all. But you see, Ralph totally planned for this.
The manliest of tactics: The shit test.Yeah, I know. Which is why I considered not posting them at all. But you see, Ralph totally planned for this.
God i love you and your Reecaps, it saves me a lot in terms of sanity. They are a lot more interesting to read then to actually watch the show. Whatever is happening with you hopefully you do get better! Hate to see people goHeh, it's him. Blue check & his usual writing style.
We were on relatively friendly terms for a bit before I "turned." I thought KF as a whole was kind of unfairly shitting on him before my opinion of him started to sour. We interacted briefly on Twitter every now & again, & I even sent him a message or two of support until I started losing my temper with how quickly he started turning on people he considered his friends.
He blocked me a few months ago once I started regularly posting in the thread. Which is funny, because the post that set him off amounted to "I don't think Ralph's a bad guy, but I didn't realize his new girlfriend's THAT young, she looks like a little kid without makeup & it creeps me out."
Because I was a former "fan," I thought I could handle watching regular streams. I may have overestimated my ability.
But on that note:
Killstream Reeeeeecap 10/22/20 – Wenches & Menches, Debates & Reprobates
- Ooh, snazzy new intro tonight! The Killstream logo even wavers! Very snazzy, Ralph. Very snazzy indeed. “Supernaut" by Black Sabbath, very nice, I dig it
- Ralph is psyched up about the election cycle & gosh darn it, I'm getting hyped up, too. Kinda makes me long for the old Killstream days, to be honest. It's probably just a side effect of—
- I completely lose my train of thought here because Ralph’s yelling is starting to reverberate in my head, which is still throbbing. Come on Excedrin, work faster.
- Another Black Sabbath song, & now the Bojack intro. I really need to watch the last season, I keep forgetting.
- Regular guitar intro is here & so is Bibble
- Ralph’s audio keeps going in & out. I'm not sure if keeps knocking over his mic or what.
- Ladies & gentlemen hello & welcome to the Krillstream I am your host BOLDYSHRIMPY the owner of a giant fucking migraine & a bunch of shitty sea creature puns
- “I hope the mic's going okay" not exactly, no.
- I still can’t believe Ralph got a Jewish activist to agree to come on the Killstream. That poor man. I don’t think he knows what he’s getting into.
- The guest is already here due to a “miscommunication?”
- Nevermind, he left.
- Bibble’s (?) dogs are barking in the background.
- “Trump’s gonna come out swinging, he’s gotta—JESUS FUCKING CHRIST"
- Bibble jokes about yelling at his girlfriend, but he was yelling at his dog
- Pewdiepie shadowbanned on YouTube
- Black Hebrew Israelites in Ralph’s neck of the woods? DAS RIIIIIITE!
- Debate moderator, smash or pass?
- She seems more with it than the last guy, at least. Chris Wallace? The one with the famous dad?
- The first debate featuring mic-muting begins. FIRST TOPIC: THE COOF
- Ralph calls Bibble “Gator.” Didn’t he call Warski “Gator" the other night? Unless Gator’s in chat.
- Ralph says Biden looks like death warmed over, but Ralph is looking uncharacteristically grave. Reading Twitter/the Farms? I'm feeling a little guilty for some reason. I'm sure it’ll pass quickly enough.
- Ralph has a timer on screen. Chat tells him they have two minutes per every question, which is incorrect. Ralph snaps at them & calls them idiots, which kind of surprised me.
- Trump alludes to Biden having a lot of money despite disappearing for extended periods of time. Very sly, Trump. Very sly.
- The moderator is doing very well tonight. Keeping things running very smoothly.
- Warski in the chat, press W for Warski
- Trump keeps alluding to backend deals. Uh-oh.
- NEXT TOPIC: ELECTION FRAUD
- Biden is invoking muh Russia, muh China, muh Iran. Playing a dangerous game, Joe.
- Uh-oh, Joe brings up Trump’s “buddy" Rudy Giuliani. Don’t do it, Joe.
- Trump brings up the $3 million Biden’s family got from Russia. We're getting close to invoking the Hunter shit. Buckle in, buckaroos.
- Trump tells Biden to come clean to the American people right now. Oh please, PLEASE specifically bring up the Hunter shit
- Trump claims he prepays taxes. I'm skeptical.
- TRUMP SAID IT HE SAID THE THING
- HE BROUGHT UP THE TEXTS
- WHO'S THE BIG MAN, JOE
- Both the moderator & Biden ignore this. Boooooo.
- OH SHIT THE MODERATOR BROUGHT IT UP kinda. She’s not pressing it, but credit where credit’s due.
- Make no mistake, I've no love for Orange Man. But if another crooked politician gets his comeuppance, be it Trump or Biden, I am all for it.
- NORTH KOREA: FRIEND OR HITLER?
- NEXT TOPIC: HEALTHCARE, MORE LIKE HEALTHCAREN'T
- Chillstream Uncut (not alloneword)
- Oh shit Trump’s mic got cut at exactly two minutes
- Stop trying to make “Bidencare" a thing, Joe
- ECONOMY GO BRRRRR
- Moderator starts pushing on Biden slightly & he starts FREAKING OUT
- I like this moderator, she’s really trying to call both men on their shit. Not perfectly, but she’s making a concentrated effort.
- LAST(?) TOPIC: IMMIGRATION
- WHO BUILT THE CAGES JOE
- NOT LAST TOPIC: RACE IN AMERICA
- @Sriracha & I are gonna solve racism together. Our usernames are both spicy so it’s pretty much meant to be.
- Sorry I zoned out for a second, what were we talking about
- Biden keeps saying minimum mandatories. It’s “mandatory minimums” you old prune
- STOP BRINGING UP JOE’S DIRTY DEALINGS, WE'RE TALKING ABOUT SOLVING RACISM. I am going to do my part by wooing my Nubian queen & we will adopt beautiful biracial babies together
- Lol Biden calls them “The Poor Boys.” His gaffes have gotten worse, I swear.
- Loathe as I am to agree with Ralph, Biden really is falling apart tonight.
- Trump calls Biden all talk & no action. Like Trump has room to talk but okay
- THE GLOBE IS WARMING, WHAT DO?
- Chyyyyna, Ruuussia, Indiaaaaa, all FILTHY
- We have the cleanest air, the cleanest water except Flint, MI they don’t count
- I can barely follow the Biden babble, but at least the Excedrin worked.
- “AOC plus three.” What does Trump mean by this
- Wind turbines do kill a lot of birds, doe. Solar energy isn’t foolproof, either. I'm learning more toward nuclear power despite the obvious drawbacks.
- People of color are getting sick from living near oil refineries & chemical plants. I believe it. My friends who grew up in Fracking Central all developed weird health conditions. That’s my pet theory for why a bunch of particularly fucked up cows (e.g. Nick Bate) are all from Pennsylvania—fracking chemicals in the water & coal dust in the air.
- Debate is over yay
- Ding dong, someone’s here. Is it the Jewish dude?
- Ralph’s been fucking around on Twitter the whole debate. I can’t be arsed to see what he’s saying right now
- DING DONG IT’S GATOR
- DING DONG IT’S WARSKI ALSO
- Hate to say it, but Trump killed it tonight. Mad props to the moderator though, I was really impressed. Though that could be because Chris Wallace was so horrendously bad.
- Larry is here also, ding dong
- Ralph may have accidentally chased his Jewish friend off
- Smash or pass AOC? Not really my type, but I might. She’s kinda scrawny & doesn’t seem all that bright, but if the fate of the U.S. depended on it…
- Trump immediately posted the video of Biden & Kamala talking about banning fracking, goddamn.
- Bird site is all atwitter over the debate
- Trying to get Hebrew man rescheduled but he doesn’t seem to be online
- Discussing the bangability of Lily Singh, the moderator, & AOC
- Chillstream Uncut alloneword, shoutout to Kaz & his poor pupper
- NO RALPH DON’T SHOW THE PUPPER'S BROKEN LEGS I CAN’T HANDLE IT PLEASE
- The panel can’t handle it either, that makes me feel better
- Warski raised $600, good for him
- Warski is getting an Antifa guy on his show?
- I left briefly to get some water & change a dressing (scalded myself cooking the other day) & when I came back Larry was baiting Warski about Trudeau
- Hebrews & Shebrews, Harold “Heshy" Tischler, the Orthodox Jewish activist, has arrived
- He talks about…I dunno. He’s kinda rambling. Cuomo is anti-Semitic, the Orthodox Jews dindu nuffin, 23 suicides in the community already as a result of COVID, lot of heavy stuff.
- De Blasio's wife is not a whore or a bad person, she’s just an idiot
- At least Ralph is letting him talk.
- Getting lots of Boomer vibes. Doesn’t seem like a bad guy, just a bit of an out-of-touch old man. He sounds very…stereotypical. Like a really verbose lonely old man that chats with telemarketers.
- Oh no, Ralph, don’t let callers on. I know the guy has some thick skin, but…
- Heshy doesn’t say “retard" because he has a sister with Down's he takes care of. Awwww.
- Said sister prays for him every day because she says he’s going to hell. …oh.
- EVERYONE IS AN IDIOT EXCEPT FOR HESHY. No wonder he & Ralph get along lol
- I…think Heshy is trying to say that his community being shut down despite having no COVID cases (debatable) is an anti-Semitic conspiracy because Cuomo hates juice. Uh…
- It’s like Bizarro Ralph. I think my migraine's coming back.
- Anyway, Heshy loves Trump
- ECONOMY CAN’T GO BRRRR, HESHY WILL FIX
- He sounds like a good guy & a beloved member of many communities. He’s just a little…intense.
- Can’t help but root for the wily old coot, though.
- Caller comes in saying that he hates Cuomo too, should definitely go to hell, & maybe he’ll see the other six million there. Oof. Should’ve seen that one coming, Ralph.
- I really hope Heshy gets elected to city council.
- Mel Brooks is ridin' with Biden
- Ralph is getting a lot of superberries he can’t read, hmm.
- “Goy" isn’t necessarily derogatory, but Cuomo & De Blasio are bad goys
- Warski confirms his name is Andy Pires. Why…why does he go by Warski, anyway?
- Heshy, shill your shit
- He’s leading a protest near Trump Tower, I think
- Okay bye Heshy
- Aww, that was nice. Legitimately.
- Ralph wants to put Heshy in a Bloodsports match. It’d be… interesting
- Hallsy(?) vs. SyrianGirl?
- (I’d smash SyrianGirl, ngl. She’d have to be gagged, tho.)
- I know I shit on him a few hours ago, but props to Ralph, that was actually a good guest
- SouthernDago sent a superchat & it’s about what you'd expect
- Shillstream, buy shirts, buy hats, watch the anime bonus episode
- Ralph is going out of town tomorrow but will still do the show. I'm sitting tomorrow out, Collett is unspeakably boring & the people I chat with on Fridays are worried I did a flip after subjecting myself to so many Killstreams
- [Peaceful Sunset outro]
- Ralph plays the song that best describes his life, Rebel Son's “Drunk as a Skunk,” for his 2nd outro. I’ve never heard it before today. My God.
- [3rd outro: Dire Straits – “Walk of Life"]
That was the implication, but I didn't articulate it well enough.
You operate the forum at a loss because you like having fun laughing at fat women or what have you. Unlike with Lowtax, all the money you get goes straight to the site. You've had your life ruined just because you wanted to give people a place to have fun with you, which you don't even make a profit from.
But Ralph, despite all his lip service about thanking viewers for his support, likes to openly brag about all the money he makes, something that always struck me as extremely disrespectful. Not quite DSP's "thanks for the money, dummy," but up there. & where do his lemons go? Straight to his booze & pill habit. Never to improve his living situation, not to give the unborn Gaius Julius Ralph a future, not even to improve his show beyond a new camera & some moving blankets. Just right into the Maker's fund. Further, all the hardship he's suffered, muh eight months in jail, is because he can't stop being a drunk retard online or off. By his own admission, the reason he got hauled off to jail was because he thought he could cheat the breathalyzer test.
I guess that's what makes me a Null fangirl instead of a Ralph fangirl.
"Pegged as a fangirl," really? Now I'm all embarrassed.
That really rattled me, too.
Thank you, but as I've stated, I'm officially tapping out after the Nov. 3rd shitshow. (& I'm taking tonight off as well.) I want to see this through to the end, & as far as I'm concerned, the Election Night stream will be the last big draw before he fades into obscurity.
Yeah, I know. Which is why I considered not posting them at all. But you see, Ralph totally planned for this.
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ACKSHULLY, it was a one-month DLive subscription someone gave away, but whatever. As for me being a "snake," well. Isn't he always going on about how womanly sharing DMs are? I'm only behaving like the weaker sex would, in Ralph's mind. I don't see how this is shocking. I'm just a woman being a woman.
At any rate, the only reason I brought it up at all was because Ralph felt the need to contact me apropos of nothing. I hadn't engaged him, I don't hang out in his DLive chat, I don't comment "PPP won" on his shit, I don't snitch to the Lemon Emperor about an uncensored gamer word. I just torture myself doing reeeeeecaps because it's funny, because the ten active posters in the thread find it funny, & because I was tired of coming back to read the thread & having no context for the few offhand comments made while Ralph was streaming. That's the long & the short of it.
looking like a womanly retard was all according to keikaku
eh if nothing big happens on election stream itll really be the first killstream afterwards because itll show his lack of viewer retention, thats the real end in my opinion, the sort of epilogue where the character realizes hes stuck in hell forever of his own creation and the readers (us) bounce out of his life.
ah so he is faking more support to spite us, well ralph im chalking this up as a win for me because im no longer tracking your shit and i was one of about what 2 people who cared enough to rub it in your face, good luck with your numerous bots and fake patrons lol too bad even the fake total isnt worthy of being unprivated.You'll come back to being a patreon of his, he knows it.
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To be fair, the tweet I posted is from July. I'm sure he hasn't had a +7 day since then. I just held on to the tweet because his smugness over such a small gain is peak Ethan.
ah, still he made an unnatural boost in apropos of nothing reversing a constant and ever increasing negative trend happen so all the same now without the smug tweet to try and starve out negative attention, you know his only attention, that he lives off of and hopes to support his now thankfully aborted guntling off of
Don't worry, I'll likely still hang out in the thread. I don't think anything I'm experiencing is unique to a lot of people still locked down (though I did manage to find some medicine that took care of the horrible stomach problems I'd been having, if that's what you meant) but sitting in on Killstreams night after night has been wearing on me. Now I know why Ralph drinks himself into oblivion.
Good to know he's still reading the thread religiously.That was the implication, but I didn't articulate it well enough.
You operate the forum at a loss because you like having fun laughing at fat women or what have you. Unlike with Lowtax, all the money you get goes straight to the site. You've had your life ruined just because you wanted to give people a place to have fun with you, which you don't even make a profit from.
But Ralph, despite all his lip service about thanking viewers for his support, likes to openly brag about all the money he makes, something that always struck me as extremely disrespectful. Not quite DSP's "thanks for the money, dummy," but up there. & where do his lemons go? Straight to his booze & pill habit. Never to improve his living situation, not to give the unborn Gaius Julius Ralph a future, not even to improve his show beyond a new camera & some moving blankets. Just right into the Maker's fund. Further, all the hardship he's suffered, muh eight months in jail, is because he can't stop being a drunk retard online or off. By his own admission, the reason he got hauled off to jail was because he thought he could cheat the breathalyzer test.
I guess that's what makes me a Null fangirl instead of a Ralph fangirl.
"Pegged as a fangirl," really? Now I'm all embarrassed.
That really rattled me, too.
Thank you, but as I've stated, I'm officially tapping out after the Nov. 3rd shitshow. (& I'm taking tonight off as well.) I want to see this through to the end, & as far as I'm concerned, the Election Night stream will be the last big draw before he fades into obscurity.
Yeah, I know. Which is why I considered not posting them at all. But you see, Ralph totally planned for this.
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ACKSHULLY, it was a one-month DLive subscription someone gave away, but whatever. As for me being a "snake," well. Isn't he always going on about how womanly sharing DMs are? I'm only behaving like the weaker sex would, in Ralph's mind. I don't see how this is shocking. I'm just a woman being a woman.
At any rate, the only reason I brought it up at all was because Ralph felt the need to contact me apropos of nothing. I hadn't engaged him, I don't hang out in his DLive chat, I don't comment "PPP won" on his shit, I don't snitch to the Lemon Emperor about an uncensored gamer word. I just torture myself doing reeeeeecaps because it's funny, because the ten active posters in the thread find it funny, & because I was tired of coming back to read the thread & having no context for the few offhand comments made while Ralph was streaming. That's the long & the short of it.
i think you mean the officially dubbed Restort.
i just wanna leave ralph you wont even let me see how little you actually make anymore and im done with you, just wanna leave
I don't think the guy can hang out in a social situation without going on a total bender because he has no friends where he lives and only socially interacts with people a couple of times a year anyway.
I feel nobody here hates Ralph, he's just a sad joke that people like to laugh at. I feel like unless they are your father, you can't really hate someone who drinks himself into oblivion because they can't stand their own reality. I actually feel sad for him because he feels as though if he were to kill himself, people would laugh and gloat and get a win on him rather than feel sad, so he keeps continuing on out of spite and self medicating to numb everything out.
Please keep going with your accounting Melty I want to keep hearing a nearing middle-aged man gloat about his minimum wage income.
nah ralphs increasing it to slightly above minimum wage on paper and i cant gather any hard proof beyond the confirmed bloating lemons on replay numbers as to whether its pity donations he can actually use irl or if he is still making the same amount with it looking bigger on paper. theyre both pathetic and neither need a healthy or successful or viable show and both still leave him in his pitiful impoverished state either made worse with a baby or somewhat more stable but as a lonely gunt roach if that wont happen.
nah imma dab on his corpse and his imminent near death is the only reason ill be checking in afterwards
Ralph in December in Tampa:
Since @theralph is making it blatantly obvious that he's still reading his thread daily and seething, I'd like to remind him that staying out of jail doesn't make you a winner when you look like thisThat was the implication, but I didn't articulate it well enough.
You operate the forum at a loss because you like having fun laughing at fat women or what have you. Unlike with Lowtax, all the money you get goes straight to the site. You've had your life ruined just because you wanted to give people a place to have fun with you, which you don't even make a profit from.
But Ralph, despite all his lip service about thanking viewers for his support, likes to openly brag about all the money he makes, something that always struck me as extremely disrespectful. Not quite DSP's "thanks for the money, dummy," but up there. & where do his lemons go? Straight to his booze & pill habit. Never to improve his living situation, not to give the unborn Gaius Julius Ralph a future, not even to improve his show beyond a new camera & some moving blankets. Just right into the Maker's fund. Further, all the hardship he's suffered, muh eight months in jail, is because he can't stop being a drunk retard online or off. By his own admission, the reason he got hauled off to jail was because he thought he could cheat the breathalyzer test.
I guess that's what makes me a Null fangirl instead of a Ralph fangirl.
"Pegged as a fangirl," really? Now I'm all embarrassed.
That really rattled me, too.
Thank you, but as I've stated, I'm officially tapping out after the Nov. 3rd shitshow. (& I'm taking tonight off as well.) I want to see this through to the end, & as far as I'm concerned, the Election Night stream will be the last big draw before he fades into obscurity.
Yeah, I know. Which is why I considered not posting them at all. But you see, Ralph totally planned for this.
View attachment 1682282
ACKSHULLY, it was a one-month DLive subscription someone gave away, but whatever. As for me being a "snake," well. Isn't he always going on about how womanly sharing DMs are? I'm only behaving like the weaker sex would, in Ralph's mind. I don't see how this is shocking. I'm just a woman being a woman.
At any rate, the only reason I brought it up at all was because Ralph felt the need to contact me apropos of nothing. I hadn't engaged him, I don't hang out in his DLive chat, I don't comment "PPP won" on his shit, I don't snitch to the Lemon Emperor about an uncensored gamer word. I just torture myself doing reeeeeecaps because it's funny, because the ten active posters in the thread find it funny, & because I was tired of coming back to read the thread & having no context for the few offhand comments made while Ralph was streaming. That's the long & the short of it.
lol while he either disguises his grey hair as "its snow on it thats all" or his now bald head with a cap and tried to hide his dialysis machine as a now long gone faith
