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[Gentleman Gamer]

It’s a meme you goddamn degenerate dip

Why do you feel the need to use the word like degenerate? As if having an unconventional interest has some connection to morality and the ethics of my character. Is it because you believe I am more likely to have some kind of mental issue where I would be in the position to cause harm to somebody? It seems like you're out to get me. To make me feel bad about myself. If anybody, YOU'RE the one of questionable moral character, displaying predatory, unsympathetic behavior towards me, that makes YOU the degenerate after all. Think about how you feel about that!

 

[Cake Farts]

Why do you feel the need to use the word like degenerate? As if having an unconventional interest has some connection to morality and the ethics of my character. Is it because you believe I am more likely to have some kind of mental issue where I would be in the position to cause harm to somebody? It seems like you're out to get me. To make me feel bad about myself. If anybody, YOU'RE the one of questionable moral character, displaying predatory, unsympathetic behavior towards me, that makes YOU the degenerate after all. Think about how you feel about that!

I think I speak for almost every sane kiwi in here that you are a fucking degenerate for unabashedly taking the bait I laid out for you and sperging out about your ass eating fetish on Kiwi Farms of all places. I am calling things as I see it.

For the sake of keeping the thread on topic I invite any further comments you have against me to be put on my profile wall so you don’t shit up this thread any further.

 

[Gouto-Douji]

Wands are the only way of life and I do not accept constructive criticism.

 

[Gentleman Gamer]

I think I speak for almost every sane kiwi in here that you are a fucking degenerate for unabashedly taking the bait I laid out for you and sperging out about your ass eating fetish.

For the sake of keeping the thread on topic I invite any further comments you have against me to be put on my profile wall so you don’t shit up this thread any further.

But why? Why am I a degenerate? Furthermore, what made you feel the need to do this to me? Do you feel a shred of empathy? It doesn't seem so.

Edit: I'm unable to comment on profiles. Start a conversation with me in PM.

 

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I like it the most when a girl's ass completely sucks in the entire dildo to the point where you can't even see it anymore and her asshole closes back up. Then when she poops it back out. It so hot. I want to watch a girl do that on a table infront of my face, then I'll pick it up and suck the entire thing until it's clean.

This is against one of the oldest KF rules.

things you find fap worthy do not need to be discussed. Not everyone likes to read that so be considerate.

If you don't like it, take it up with the mods.

 

[Cake Farts]

Hello my friends. I would like to apologize for spamming the thread once again with an unrelated topic, but I believe as purveyors of all that is autism most of you will be piqued by our friend @Gentleman Gamer.

Take of this what you will.

edit: in the case that the pdf doesn’t work; for all to enjoy!

Spoiler: Gamers Rise Up

edit 2:

edit 3: full conversation in the incels.is thread.

 

[CDWLTY]

Thank you for posting this! If only we could vote for "Copypasta of the year", that would be my pick.

Spoiler

"Oh man, I love anal dildo footage like when it simula-"

"Hay man, can you not? That's gross".

"HOW DARE YOU GOOD MEN WILL NOT SIT IDLE WHILST THE HOLES OF BUNG GO UNAPPRECIATED I HAVE YOU KNOW I HOLD THE WORLD RECORD FOR GARROTTE KILLS OUTSIDE OF THE DOJO-"

It's just so versatile. I can use it for any position, any team, any time. It's lovely. Thank you, spooky quaranbean.

Post edit: I have now searched for the bedrock of this posts' origins and only come away with more questions. Is this a larp? This is way, way too on-the-nose satirical to be genuine, right? Upon mentioning scat munching he mentions "getting coworkers sick" which is just.....very moderne. After all, in the post-ching chong flu (that's the politically correct term for it, you're welcome) world our top concern is other people's health, and not physically ingesting the colonic waste of our "hypothetical girlfriend". For the first time in a while there's something fun in off topic!

 

[soft kitty]

Why do you feel the need to use the word like degenerate? As if having an unconventional interest has some connection to morality and the ethics of my character. Is it because you believe I am more likely to have some kind of mental issue where I would be in the position to cause harm to somebody? It seems like you're out to get me. To make me feel bad about myself. If anybody, YOU'RE the one of questionable moral character, displaying predatory, unsympathetic behavior towards me, that makes YOU the degenerate after all. Think about how you feel about that!

You are a degenerate.

 

[Pompeii Grammy Awards]

Is this a larp? This is way, way too on-the-nose satirical to be genuine, right? Upon mentioning scat munching he mentions "getting coworkers sick" which is just.....very moderne.

I'm fairly sure it's because people with shit fetishes love being messy. I highly doubt they keep up with hygiene so they're more likely to spread their nasty shit (literally) in some form or another. Be it from shit under their nails or just unwashed hands.

 

[Revo]

Why do you feel the need to use the word like degenerate? As if having an unconventional interest has some connection to morality and the ethics of my character. Is it because you believe I am more likely to have some kind of mental issue where I would be in the position to cause harm to somebody? It seems like you're out to get me. To make me feel bad about myself. If anybody, YOU'RE the one of questionable moral character, displaying predatory, unsympathetic behavior towards me, that makes YOU the degenerate after all. Think about how you feel about that!

But why? Why am I a degenerate? Furthermore, what made you feel the need to do this to me? Do you feel a shred of empathy? It doesn't seem so.

Edit: I'm unable to comment on profiles. Start a conversation with me in PM.

Because you said with your own mouth that you are a degenerate, a few days ago:

I'm a total degenerate

 

[Fapcop]

Why do you feel the need to use the word like degenerate? As if having an unconventional interest has some connection to morality and the ethics of my character. Is it because you believe I am more likely to have some kind of mental issue where I would be in the position to cause harm to somebody? It seems like you're out to get me. To make me feel bad about myself. If anybody, YOU'RE the one of questionable moral character, displaying predatory, unsympathetic behavior towards me, that makes YOU the degenerate after all. Think about how you feel about that!

Hmmm...

Has “gentleman” and “gamer” in his nick...

Doesn’t like being called out for degeneracy...

Posts in a thread about sextoys...


I got a strong suspicion we got a live degenerate here, chaps!

I'm fairly sure it's because people with shit fetishes love being messy. I highly doubt they keep up with hygiene so they're more likely to spread their nasty shit (literally) in some form or another. Be it from shit under their nails or just unwashed hands.

Wouldn’t it be the other way around?

Shit isn’t that interesting if you’re literally living in filth.

But if you’re a highly ordered clean freak, then the degeneracy of literally rolling in shit might have a forbidden fruit quality to it.

 

[AnOminous]

But why? Why am I a degenerate?

Because of your extra chromosome from your degenerate retard parents.

 

[Fapcop]

Hello my friends. I would like to apologize for spamming the thread once again with an unrelated topic, but I believe as purveyors of all that is autism most of you will be piqued by our friend @Gentleman Gamer.

Take of this what you will.

edit: in the case that the pdf doesn’t work; for all to enjoy!

Spoiler: Gamers Rise Up

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edit 3: full conversation in the incels.is thread.

Lululul!

I’d like to think that if I was degenerate enough to enjoy poop in a sexual context, that I’d at least be smart enough not to advertise that fact on a webforum that’s primarily devoted to make fun of weirdos.


GentlemenGamer, you absolute turbosped!

We’re you around when Chris-Chan without prompting revealed the fact that he shits himself?

What conclusions did you draw from that?

 

[Uncle Warren]

To be quite honest the subject of the thread meant that something like this was bound to happen. Why anyone here thinks talking about their personal sexual experiences and interests is a good idea is pretty wild, considering

ALMOST EVERY LOLCOW THREAD DETAILS THEIR SEX FETISHES AS WELL.

At least we got some entertainment out of it though, as shitty as it is (no pun intended).

 

[Pompeii Grammy Awards]

Wouldn’t it be the other way around?

Shit isn’t that interesting if you’re literally living in filth.

But if you’re a highly ordered clean freak, then the degeneracy of literally rolling in shit might have a forbidden fruit quality to it.

If someone is willing to talk in detail about their shit fetish on a site like this, it's most definitely because they know it's not normal.


Degenerates get off on being abnormal and making it publicly known to strangers. Their home could be a shit den for all we know. Why wouldn't they share their kinks with others if it puts on a show for others?

 

[Dyn]

I have family members who like to snoop. They complained and freaked out about me having guns so they'll sure as hell give me absolute hell and call me a faggot if they find a dildo.

Seriously how are you able to own guns against your families wishes but you somehow can't figure out how to buy a padlock?

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

Ah, so this is the Gentleman Gamer ground zero.

 

[Uncle Warren]

Seriously how are you able to own guns against your families wishes but you somehow can't figure out how to buy a padlock?

What confuses me more is why he won't buy a dildo and remind them of said guns if they go calling him a faggot? I mean owning a gun is probably manly in some areas of the states, right?

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

Schools being closed due to Rona have really kept the summerfags around, huh?

 

[MysticMisty]

Jesus Christ, what a fucking degenerate. Thread when?