Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / ashkat724 / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[Lou’s Biggest Fan]

Still on about the birthday. Winding up again, soon another round of begging shall commence.

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Are you fucking kidding me

 

[Childe]

Still on about the birthday. Winding up again, soon another round of begging shall commence.

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I thought his fucked up new avatar was something he got for his birthday? It's been said so many times already but what kind of middle-aged guy goes on and on about birthday presents as much as this guy does, even after his birthday has come and gone? He really does sound like a 12 year old with this shit.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

I thought his fucked up new avatar was something he got for his birthday? It's been said so many times already but what kind of middle-aged guy goes on and on about birthday presents as much as this guy does, even after his birthday has come and gone? He really does sound like a 12 year old with this shit.

He can't give up the birthday grift just yet, it's only October! Still got a bit until he can properly switch over to (totally doesn't celebrate because he's very Jewish, yinz guis) Christmas.

On a side note, furries fuckin love getting holiday/seasonal themed commissions of their characters, it's a huge moneymaker for artists who work with that side of the internet. Wonder if it rustles Lou's jimmies that he never has the cash to get in on that, though between his commitment to the cheapest possible option and his utter lack of any 'character' to his two-week fursonas I guess that would already kind of rule it out.

 

[drain]

I think the biggest sign of immaturity isn't liking cartoon animals, but picking fights with randoms just to be seem as edgy. Normal adults don't go around looking for things to get offended at or lashing out at strangers just because. This is literally emotional teenager behavior. A person who sleeps with an unicorn onesie and watches Disney Channel is infinitely more mature than the one who live for drama. Most people leave this shit at high school, at best.

Twitter really brings the worst out of people, I've seem grown ass adults acting like entitled 12-year-olds because they got offended with a silly retarded tweet. That site is the perfect place for someone as emotionally stunted as Lou.

 

[Pinball 2000]

I think the biggest sign of immaturity isn't liking cartoon animals, but picking fights with randoms just to be seem as edgy. Normal adults don't go around looking for things to get offended at or lashing out at strangers just because. This is literally emotional teenager behavior. A person who sleeps with an unicorn onesie and watches Disney Channel is infinitely more mature than the one who live for drama. Most people leave this shit at high school, at best.

Twitter really brings the worst out of people, I've seem grown ass adults acting like entitled 12-year-olds because they got offended with a silly retarded tweet. That site is the perfect place for someone as emotionally stunted as Lou.

I'd also argue that the person who sleeps in a unicorn onesie and watches Disney Channel is smarter too since they don't feel a need to constantly overshare every tiny thing they do online. Even if it was an adult who likes wearing one of those for some reason, 99% of people are smart enough to not publicly tweet that shit out because they know it's not worth everyone making fun of them for doing it.

Seriously, If Lou deleted his Twitter and Mastodon presence entirely, this thread would be completely dead within a week or two at most. Hell, he could even stick to a private chat with a few friends if he didn't want to give up the internet entirely. But he's absolutely starved for that sense of validation from strangers on the internet, he's just GOTTA have those likes and retweets and he also knows that grifting strangers is the only way he's going to get any spending money for "wants" (barring that of finding an actual job, of course).

 

[drain]

I'd also argue that the person who sleeps in a unicorn onesie and watches Disney Channel is smarter too since they don't feel a need to constantly overshare every tiny thing they do online. Even if it was an adult who likes wearing one of those for some reason, 99% of people are smart enough to not publicly tweet that shit out because they know it's not worth everyone making fun of them for doing it.

Seriously, If Lou deleted his Twitter and Mastodon presence entirely, this thread would be completely dead within a week or two at most. Hell, he could even stick to a private chat with a few friends if he didn't want to give up the internet entirely. But he's absolutely starved for that sense of validation from strangers on the internet, he's just GOTTA have those likes and retweets and he also knows that grifting strangers is the only way he's going to get any spending money for "wants" (barring that of finding an actual job, of course).

Yeah. As I said in another thread, what makes a person a lolcow is over sharing. For example, your childhood doctor maybe likes to have his balls squished while wearing a princess dress, and you'll never know about it if he doesn't tell. Your boss maybe likes torture porn, and you'll never know about it if he doesn't share it with other people.

Everyone is weird in their own little way, but nobody has to know every little detail about your private life. Lou needs to share everything because he has nothing going on on his life, so he needs the false idea of ''interaction'' Twitter gives to people like him.

And I wouldn't make fun of a person who sleeps with a silly pajama, because that isn't even funny. What is funny is a 37 year old man crying about his birthday while shitting on his elderly mom.

 

[Loona]

Hmmm. DFE incoming?

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[Sintharia]

Hmmm. DFE incoming?
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If he does, I give it however long it takes for him to sleep off his last overindulgence.

 

[General Disarray]

Selling his electronics:

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Of course, false regrets to display his victimization:

By whom? Oh yes, of course...

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[Wooden Spoon]

Holy shit check out this stack of games!! But he only buys wants AFTER food guys!



I am in no way going to find out how much each game is, but the sheer audacity of Lou just outshines the prior grift before.

I also need a tech kiwi to find out if the computer in the picture is new, or if it is the one he had prior? It looks new, and I am very curious as to what it is!

 

[Boys Club Rhetoric]

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Nonsense. You're dead wrong Lou. We'd never call you "she"

 

[Iron Hamster]

Holy shit check out this stack of games!! But he only buys wants AFTER food guys!

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I am in no way going to find out how much each game is, but the sheer audacity of Lou just outshines the prior grift before.

I also need a tech kiwi to find out if the computer in the picture is new, or if it is the one he had prior? It looks new, and I am very curious as to what it is!

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hmmmmmm. Shorts again.

 

[Spoonomancer]

Holy shit check out this stack of games!! But he only buys wants AFTER food guys!

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I am in no way going to find out how much each game is, but the sheer audacity of Lou just outshines the prior grift before.

I also need a tech kiwi to find out if the computer in the picture is new, or if it is the one he had prior? It looks new, and I am very curious as to what it is!

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Games: there's a few 360 games in there so those wouldn't be too much these days. The Xbox one games however have differing prices and are most likely used from Gamestop if the red "playable on xbox one!" tag on two of the Xbox 360 games is of any note.

Laptop: two months old according to other Kiwi's

 

[0 0]

Selling his electronics:

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Of course, false regrets to display his victimization:

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By whom? Oh yes, of course...

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Forty games? Even people who aren't pretending to not have disposable income haven't bought forty games since the release of the Xbone. That's absurd.

 

[Pinball 2000]

I also need a tech kiwi to find out if the computer in the picture is new, or if it is the one he had prior? It looks new, and I am very curious as to what it is!

Guess it's time for my incredibly specific skillset to shine again. Here's what I can take away from this photo:

-Pretty sure the media remote on the right is this PDP one, MSRP of $20. I should point out that you can control every media app on an Xbox with a standard Xbox controller, so he absolutely bought this controller as a "want".

-The Xbox controller on the left is just a standard black official model. MSRP is usually $60 but I'm pretty sure that's just the controller that came bundled with the system, so he gets a pass on this one. That being said, holy shit that's a grimy controller, there is very clearly something smeared on both sides (look by each of the joysticks).
-The keyboard is this wireless Logitech one, MSRP is $40. The dead giveaway is the yellow button in the upper left. It should be noted that this is NOT the keyboard that came bundled with his all-in-one PC he's currently trying to sell, he specifically bought this one separately. It's impossible to tell from the photo what pc it's specifically being used with though.

-I've seen the mouse in other photos, I THINK it's this Logitech one with an MSRP of $40, but I can't tell for sure because the photo is really tiny and shitty, There's also very visible wear on the left side of the mouse where some of the paint is coming off, making it harder to nail down the exact model.

-Lou needs to crop his photos better because his crotch takes up a good third of the photo.

 

[Lurk]

https://archive.is/VZOPs

Wow this is bad! The mullet, the bloated and flattened face. It looks like some weird 90's era trailer trash stereotype (its the mullet for sure). The artist surely hates Lou. Looking forward to reading the opinions of our Kiwi artfags.

But wait, there's more

https://archive.is/Kmiq6

Spoiler: Full size

Other tidbits from the evening:

https://archive.is/p4KSQ

https://archive.is/dyOKw

https://archive.is/4jlrU

 

[-_-]

Jesus H Christ, I don't even know where to begin with his new profile pic. It's literally just a blob. There is absolutely no underlying structure to the anatomy (just look at the "shoulders" and lack of definition on the head). Aside from being flat and just a bunch of circles smashed together, the tits are way too high up on the chest and the neck is egregiously thick. The ears are both too round and too pointy. What species is it even supposed to be??? It looks more like a fox than a cougar, or just a thiccer take on "deformed weasel". The pose is just awkward as hell too: the shoulders are drawn straight across making them look weirdly hiked up. The face is just all over the place and definitely not aligned around a center line. The attempt at shading only further emphasizes both the lack of dimension and the fact that the artist has no fucking clue how forms and depth work. The fur markings neither make it look more cougar like nor do they add any semblance of shape to the face. I don't even want to talk about the mullet or wonky eyes.

Despite being one of the worst drawings he has ever gotten, it might actually be the most accurate depiction of his fursona: a thick-necked, chinless, toothless, unshaven, amorphous blob with no discernible characteristics or clear identity aside from being unpleasant to look at and causing suffering to all who come across it.

 

[Ms. Cegination]

Why does he offer it for $250 then immediately undercut himself by saying it's worth $175 and he's willing to sell it for that? The fuck kind of bartering strategy is that?

 

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Wow this is bad! The mullet, the bloated and flattened face. It looks like some weird 90's era trailer trash stereotype (its the mullet for sure). The artist surely hates Lou. Looking forward to reading the opinions of our Kiwi artfags.

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But wait, there's more
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https://archive.md/Kmiq6

Spoiler: Full size

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Other tidbits from the evening:
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https://archive.md/dyOKw

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https://archive.md/4jlrU

That seriously just looks like a shiba inu. Where does Louis find these guys? Have they ever seen a cougar, let alone a woman, in their lives before?

 

[Kane Lives]

That seriously just looks like a shiba inu. Where does Louis find these guys? Have they ever seen a cougar, let alone a woman, in their lives before?

More importantly, how does Lou keep consistently finding artists of this quality? I must know his secret.