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Of course the man who's admitted to false copyright strikes publicly and "behind the scenes" tried to get people banned is claiming the person who called him out is lying.
 

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Of course the man who's admitted to false copyright strikes publicly and "behind the scenes" tried to get people banned is claiming the person who called him out is lying.
DSP/Slowbeef is the kind of cow crossover I live for. No rabbit punches, girls!
 
This is the man who at 35 years old boasted that he finally learned how to do laundry all by himself.

This is the man who got a pet rabbit and named it "Bunny". I guess that is a good name for a three year old to name a rabbit, but check the dates on the gravestone. He got Bunny sometime after the Wolverine doll incident. He was almost in Junior High School.

This is the man who went to college for computer science and didn't know how to use a computer. He is so inept at computers that he used the same username and password for literally everything.

This is the man who on 9/11/2001 was a freshman in college. He claims to have partied every day. Yet during the terror attacks, he was at the mall with his mommy.

This man's wife bought him a velcro Nintendo wallet.

You think his mom combing his hair until high school is a lie?

You have more confidence in Phil than I do.
You know what I do, most of that stuff I can buy, I’m not saying he’s not a massive loser/mammas boy and she’s not an absolute helicopter mom, but a teenage boy having his hair combed every morning by his mom....ehhhh the only way I could believe it is if it ended with a helmet on his head before he left the house.

phil getting his parents and girlfriend to do his laundry until his mid 30s? I can buy that, hell I would buy that his mom picked out his clothes for him everyday...but she didn’t dress him. she obviously cooked all his meals for him, but I wouldn’t buy she was cutting up his food for him at that age. There’s just a line to me that I see being the clear mark of fantasy outside of the kids that were in the special ed programs
 
Phil then says he was always be "indie... independent". He will never have financial backing from one of these companies, he will never have sponsorship from these companies, you will never see him get a console early, you will never see him 'get a freebie'... it's very rare, if and when a company chooses to do anything with regards to a sponsorship or a partnership with Phil.
So... what about Hori? Spawn Seats? Mario and Sonic at the Olympics? "It's very rare?" So these things do happen? These things that you said will never happen and that you're completely against? And you accept them?

For a large chunk of his legacy Phil was contracted by, and protected by, Machinima, the largest MCN which was in its hey-day so big it even protected him from Nintendo taking a percentage of ad revenue.

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Wow what a coincidence. Since DSP clearly forgets (denies) part of his past with slowbeef, this video came up in my recommendations literally this afternoon with screenshots of it all.

 
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Of course the man who's admitted to false copyright strikes publicly and "behind the scenes" tried to get people banned is claiming the person who called him out is lying.
“slowbeef trying time take a jab at me in 2020 shows how irrelevant he is and always was.”
What does this even mean
First of all, you clearly know who he is, as you didn’t address him as “this idiot”.
Second, shitting on you proves what? That he’s willing to talk about some dibshit most people don’t care about? Are you admitting that you yourself are obscure and irrelevant?
It’s hardly clout-chasing to call Darksydephil a retard and liar. That’s like calling the sky blue.
 
He's absolutely going to try and get Superblindman try and give him the PS5. The rants about all of that is just fucking guilt-tripping. As time goes on, I get more and more salty that Jaha and Viscant didn't knock out Dave. At the end of the day, Dave is one of those people who's wobbled through life never having any real consequences for the slime that oozes out of his slophole.
When people like Dave don't get spanked at home, it's the public's DUTY to slap them around so they learn.
 
I will say I support streamers needing licenses to stream games. I really don't see how these idiots believe they are artist for playing a game with a web cam on. It drives me up a wall when they claim how EULA don't apply to them, as they are much smart and their work with the game is very wow.

Streamers are cancer.
Licensing issues with games is an archaic law that hasn't been adjusted for actual consumer use today. One of my biggest gripes and forever will be till it gets changed.
 
He's absolutely going to try and get Superblindman try and give him the PS5.
Normally I'd agree with you, but SBM was on the front page of reddit or something similar, and DSP doesn't want to make the front page of reddit as "the $100k/year 38 year old who SBM gave his PS5 to."

"and has a 6000+ page thread on an alt-right hate site."
 
Phil is doing his "transformative work" rant,his argument is that adding commentary on movies in not transformative because you are not interacting with the movie you are just adding commentary. Ok Phil,then whats your argument for being able to stream games that are movies where there is no gameplay involved other than walking around like Telltale games?
 
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My favorite part of today's rant starts here (at 36:30), and it goes batshit crazy over the following 4 minutes.
The revisionist shit is funny, this guy's persona used to be "the most honest man on the internet" he didn't use "gimmicks" or "scream like a girl for clicks" he was a "real" and "honest" gamer girl, yet now he retcons it as being all just for shock humor and shit and now he's grown-up and doesn't do that shit, but don't you dare remind him that he threatened to slap a little girl (behind her back) in only 2018 or call a guy "mental midget" just tonight, he's changed dood.
 
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Phil is doing his "transformative work" rant,his argument is that adding commentary on movies in not transformative because you are not interacting with the movie you are just adding commentary. Ok Phil,then whats your argument for being able to stream games that are movies where there is no gameplay involved other than walking around like Telltale games?

standard license agreements don't permit commercial use, just using capcom's EULA since he's playing superpig fighter

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capcom EULA
 
Phil is doing his "transformative work" rant,his argument is that adding commentary on movies in not transformative because you are not interacting with the movie you are just adding commentary. Ok Phil,then whats your argument for being able to stream games that are movies where there is no gameplay involved other than walking around like Telltale games?
Again let me bring up his royal rumble streams. He lets the AI fight itself while he comments over it. How is that different from commenting over a movie or a WWE match?
 
He's absolutely going to try and get Superblindman try and give him the PS5. The rants about all of that is just fucking guilt-tripping. As time goes on, I get more and more salty that Jaha and Viscant didn't knock out Dave. At the end of the day, Dave is one of those people who's wobbled through life never having any real consequences for the slime that oozes out of his slophole.
When people like Dave don't get spanked at home, it's the public's DUTY to slap them around so they learn.
Yesterday DSP said he had enough money to afford the PS5 and the peripherals, a green screen, and a better camera. No reason he should want SBM's at all. Unless he was lying about being able to afford the PS5. But how likely is that?
 
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Phil is doing his "transformative work" rant,his argument is that adding commentary on movies in not transformative because you are not interacting with the movie you are just adding commentary. Ok Phil,then whats your argument for being able to stream games that are movies where there is no gameplay involved other than walking around like Telltale games?


I don't necessarily disagree and I wouldn't want the entire genre of LPs to be wiped out by greedy corporations but the real silliness comes out when he tries to thread the needle claiming his 'work' is transformative but detractors aren't.
 
I don't necessarily disagree and I wouldn't want the entire genre of LPs to be wiped out by greedy corporations but the real silliness comes out when he tries to thread the needle claiming his 'work' is transformative but detractors aren't.
I think gameplay is transformative,if you play a multiplayer game of course it is or a game that has any gameplay,my problem is when a streamer streams a telltalle game or other games where there is no gameplay involved and the game developer does have a point saying that the streamer is causing him to lose money since there is no difference between playing and watching someone else play since there no input other than walking or clicking an object.

Where is the gameplay in the wolf among us or graphic novels? Not everyone that watched the full gameplay was gonna buy the game but after watching someone else play it there is no point in buying it since there is no input and there is no need to ever buy it because watching someone else play is the same thing(you can even watch silent gameplays of games like this), I cannot imagine the amount of money developers of games like that lose because of youtubers and streamers.
 
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Twitch is testing making tipping more in-platform and they'll take half of that sweaty digital pud cash: https://tw.tinf.io/zachbussey/status/1272201006949031936?s=19

I wonder if this is what defeats Phil?

I'm not familiar with blowing my money on fat internet manchildren. What is the intrinsic difference between tipping and cheering other than the latter is built in and shows up on Twitch? If they wanted more of a cut why not just ban the former and have everything go through cheers? If they wanted more of a cut why have restrictions on asking for cheers but not tips or is phil just talking out of his ass again? That part never made much sense to me but I've never followed up on whether Amazon was being inexplicably stupid or if phil was lying to try to hide the fact that he wants to minimize their cut.
 
I'm not familiar with blowing my money on fat internet manchildren. What is the intrinsic difference between tipping and cheering other than the latter is built in and shows up on Twitch? If they wanted more of a cut why not just ban the former and have everything go through cheers? If they wanted more of a cut why have restrictions on asking for cheers but not tips or is phil just talking out of his ass again? That part never made much sense to me but I've never followed up on whether Amazon was being inexplicably stupid or if phil was lying to try to hide the fact that he wants to minimize their cut.
More and more Twitch is just a pretty light machine idiots feed money into, with hype trains and subathons and shit. I literally gave up doing anything but finding lolcows when some people's streams became nothing but thanking some idiot for buying 100 gift subs and talking about their "growth".
Streamers get more money from direct tips but buying "bits" from Twitch leads to more monkeybrained pleasing animations onscreen. The former mixer service was horrible with this, they had this stupid beach ball thing that obscured the screen you could buy with "sparks".
Just do cocaine, kids. It's a better way to blow through money quickly.
 
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