🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Bob Barker]

Was this the Hayward Silvatichii guy or however it's spelled?

Hereward Silvatici, yeah.

 

[MeltyTW]

(if you take out the top 10 paypigs, ralph would likely been making less than a minimum wage worker)

spacecowboy will probably take himself out if hes not a fed and is more the kind of person feds are using ralph to catch

 

[2021Murder]

Are you suggesting none of the women ITT are wife material? I agree with you but to say it is pretty harsh.

Yes. All hetero women in this thread arent wife material.

So I was looking at some of the numbers behind ralph's donations, and stumbled upon a few interesting tidbits:

• 32% of ralph's entire income on dlive has come from 10 people.
• On average, those people spent $1090 each on lemons using current lemon prices.
• The biggest paypig spent $1513.
• Shinchan, the 3rd largest paypig of ralph, spent $2886 on just ralph and warski.
• Warski has generally been making more than ralph per stream, and has earned 93% of what ralph has earned so far despite ralph being on the platform far longer.
• Andy has donated nearly $100 in lemons to ralph this month. No idea if ralph donated back.
• Ralph likely has made less off dlive in the time he has been using it than he would have if he was working a $10 an hour job full time. Granted he does have patreon and merch as well. (if you take out the top 10 paypigs, ralph would likely have been making less than a minimum wage worker)

I said all of that awhile back. Most times when he streams 90% is from the top 10 donators. Its only those weird post stream donations that show up on the replay total that take that down to 33%

Also there are lots of donations that arent accounted for(ralph doesnt announce when this account gives a lemon or ice cream) id assume those are smaller donations from dlive bots. But then they give huge donations but arent accounted for either. Only like 50% of donations can be accounted for by just adding up the ones Ethan reads out or the ones from chat

 

[Bob Barker]

Yes. All hetero women in this thread arent wife material.

I said all of that awhile back. Most times when he streams 90% is from the top 10 donators. Its only those weird post stream donations that show up on the replay total that take that down to 33%

Also there are lots of donations that arent accounted for(ralph doesnt announce when this account gives a lemon or ice cream) id assume those are smaller donations from dlive bots. But then they give huge donations but arent accounted for either. Only like 50% of donations can be accounted for by just adding up the ones Ethan reads out or the ones from chat

I was using dlive's total earnings and the top 10 all time donators for my numbers. (I adjusted for dlive's 25% cut for estimating ralph's take home)

Also, I wouldn't be surprised if each stream's top 10 was the vast majority of that stream's total donations. But paypigs need days off or go broke or wisen up, so that takes the percentage of the all time top 10 donators down to 32%.

 

[MeltyTW]

Its only those weird post stream donations that show up on the replay total

i dont think it adds that because it adds thousands of lemons so unless someone is spamming ninjaginis or dozens are still there spamming tons of diamonds those are just added in arbitrarily. also note that dlive takes a fourth of all transactions so to get 1k you actually need to donate more than a ninjagini

Someone told me that people who stream or are more into dlive have said that up to 90 percent of the viewership is botted, it is apparently the same 10 people so i could believe that ralphs audience is actually just 50 people and 10 paypig spergs who think theyre in a thriving mini niche social sphere because of the bots and ralphs cadre of mods and fellow grifters. it fits the chat speed even with stickers iirc too. that actually kind of upsets me since that means ive been bullying ralph over numbers when he has 50 or less actual viewers. it also fits chillstream's chat speed since it appears to be just ten people active at any one time and ralph gained about 15-30 only when it went down,

 

[Eggg]

SIR i think you mean over 15k lemons.:
View attachment 1683270

You can donate to replays.

 

[David Spadem]

So with Ralph now becoming an AniTuber/Anime Podcast Host, can we move him to Weeb Wars?
I'd say it's more accurate him being there since he's no longer Internet Famous .

 

[MeltyTW]

Info

The numbers are increased by thousands the minute replays go up with less than 25 views though

 

[RalphsFailingKidneys]

The numbers are increased by thousands the minute replays go up with less than 25 views though

Someone with enough time and more knowledge about this type of things than me could use something like this to log and export chat, donations, subscriptions, etc. to get a better picture of what he actually receives while he is live, how much or how often certain people donate, etc.

 

[Ethan Ralphs Micro Penis]

I'm not gonna speculate why PPP and Harbor are going at it, but I wonder if one of the side affects will be Ralph being forced to say PPP's name.

Ralph's fans like the same ol Jarbo jokes, surely they'll want him to cover what PPP's doing.

It's much more entertaining than calling Jarbo late at night, that's for sure.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

So with Ralph now becoming an AniTuber/Anime Podcast Host, can we move him to Weeb Wars?
I'd say it's more accurate him being there since he's no longer Internet Famous .

He shouldn't bother. Everyone will sodomize him pretty quickly for being a retard.

 

[AltisticRight]

Ralph should just hire some poo on Fiver to do his art. This shitty thing likes like the banner of an edgy teenager's blog.
You Can't Speacefully Sunset the Skillstream?
What the fuck, whoever pays for this shit should get covid.

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

Ralph should just hire some poo on Fiver to do his art. This shitty thing likes like the banner of an edgy teenager's blog.
You Can't Speacefully Sunset WE WILL RAISE AGAIN the Skillstream? MEMPHIS TENNESSEE
What the fuck, whoever pays for this shit should get covid.

fixed it for you.
But you're right, this looks like super shit. Low-res, mixing multiple fonts, many different shades of red. Covids too survivable for this artist, might have to upgrade them to ebola or something.

 

[Vetti]

Ralph should just hire some poo on Fiver to do his art. This shitty thing likes like the banner of an edgy teenager's blog.
You Can't Speacefully Sunset the Skillstream?
What the fuck, whoever pays for this shit should get covid.

I think he was going for a south west cowboy aesthetic with this. Looks like shit.

 

[Eggg]

I think he was going for a south west cowboy aesthetic with this. Looks like shit.

I mean, I don't think I've ever seen a good design by Ralph.

 

[Cow Poly]

It's like I said, his bar for winning right now is a) not being dead and b) not being in jail. As long as he is literally physically capable of turning on a webcam and reading tweets and watching Tucker Carlson he will consider himself a winner. Good for him.

No comment about money, except that my forum description says I am a penniless Internet hobo. If you are trying to use your minimum wage salary to impress a hobo, you probably shouldn't be talking about money at all.

Ralph is right on this one guys...
He reached out to let @BOLDYSPICY! know that “our side lost”....

We can’t keep losing over and over and OVER guys!!

Hey Ralph you fucking soy loving schweinhunt...

Stay mad lmao

 

[Sam Losco]

The numbers are increased by thousands the minute replays go up with less than 25 views though

And that increase is not reflected in the earnings tab data if that is what is happening (it's not).

Someone with enough time and more knowledge about this type of things than me could use something like this to log and export chat, donations, subscriptions, etc. to get a better picture of what he actually receives while he is live, how much or how often certain people donate, etc.

Oh gee thanks, never thought of that...

Their API is undocumented so those examples are all you get and none of them touch getting earnings data. I played around with it a bit and got nowhere. However, my knowledge of using APIs is nill, so perhaps someone with more experience could figure it out. I know TidyLabs is doing API stuff but none of it is useable trying to pull data on an account that isn't yours even if they were showing their work, which they are not.


Update on the email I sent to Dlive asking:
Cheeky (useless support cunt) just replied to let me know about the 25% cut like I didn't already mention that in the email I sent. The only new info he gave me was that that cut isn't going to Dlive, but to BTT stakeholders.

Nothing irritates me more than dipshits replying to emails like they read them when they obviously haven't.

 

[Balloon Smooth]

Dick mentioned that his Road Rage Florida that both Ralph and Rekieta would both be there. I know nothing will come of that 'cause Ralph is a fat pussy, and Rekieta wouldn't start any shit regardless, but still pretty funny to see.

 

[Cow Poly]

So I was looking at some of the numbers behind ralph's donations, and stumbled upon a few interesting tidbits:

• 32% of ralph's entire income on dlive has come from 10 people.
• On average, those people spent $1090 each on lemons using current lemon prices.
• The biggest paypig spent $1513.
• Shinchan, the 3rd largest paypig of ralph, spent $2886 on just ralph and warski

Dude what the fuck?
Does Shinchan256b get his dick sucked for that kind of Jack?

Those balls better be sucked bone dry else that nigga autistic af.

 

[Absurdity]

Nah, it just means we've located a few of Ralph and/or Andy's alt accounts.