"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

[break these cuffs]

I refuse to give up on Western civilization, and hope that he will die peaceful, surrounded by fellow subhumans, and as close to fulfilled as something like him can get, on a state farm, or in a poor house, or in some other institution that protects us from creatures like Phil in a humane way.

Pets and livestock deserve food and shelter before Phil does. Some babies should be left on the mountain.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

So, Phil is moving out and mysteriously, there’s no mention of Xochi, to whom he was so close that they announced their engagement. I think it’s very likely that Phil’s such a colossal pussy that he’s been kicked out of his apartment by his own imaginary friend.

Some would say that he’s just such a tard that he’s forgotten about Xochi, and he’s going to mention her now we’ve reminded him, but I think this is more likely.

 

[break these cuffs]

So, Phil is moving out and mysteriously, there’s no mention of Xochi, to whom he was so close that they announced their engagement. I think it’s very likely that Phil’s such a colossal pussy that he’s been kicked out of his apartment by his own imaginary friend.

Some would say that he’s just such a tard that he’s forgotten about Xochi, but I think this is more likely.

I like to think that his tardwranglers got tired of wrangling and either somehow got him put in a group home or have taken over his home and the new "antifa barracks" they've told him so much about is the bus station.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Some would say that he’s just such a tard that he’s forgotten about Xochi, and he’s going to mention her now we’ve reminded him, but I think this is more likely.

Really that's why he keeps coming back here, we remind him of all his nonsense that he has going on. We'll get a Xochui post in a week.

 

[Bibendum]

If the poem is to be believed, think how, well, unlikely it is. At Penn's Landing on Independence Day. Not a burger but having looked that place up on Google Maps with Street View it's pretty likely to be full of tourists and drunks and people with flags on their heads having a good time. I think they would notice some bloke bumming his kid on the waterfront.

Thank you, kind stranger, for giving me a good laugh. You're right, I'd forgotten it supposedly happened at Penn's Landing. I'm very familiar with that particular area and the rape story would be literally impossible -- honestly I even find the "spanking" dubious. He definitely just got a whack across the mouth or something.

 

[The Dude]

I think it's quite clear that Phil has lost his little loser pals who were Ain't-ifa LARPing with him. He likely either pissed them off, had begged too much from them, or they got sick of him acting like some badass leader while at the same time hides away in his apartment like the coward he is. He's been away from social media for about a year, and now he's suddenly back, which means he has nothing to take up his time anymore. And he says he's moving, but hasn't said where yet. It would be hilarious if he does move to Seattle or the Bay Area now that Portland has become Antifa Central. It's seen constant riots and looting and "protests" for four months, so it would figure that Phil the Ain't-ifa Slime Shittister would fuck off like a chicken-shit coward, far away from where the "revolution" is going down. Maybe real Antifa members really did get sick of his bullshit posturing and poseur behavior and told him to get the fuck out of town?

 

[Bogliacci]

He likely either pissed them off, had begged too much from them, or they got sick of him acting like some badass leader while at the same time hides away in his apartment like the coward he is.

it is a tale as old as the tard himself

 

[I raped a dog 2day]

Phil is giving away his daughter bike!

 

[Adamska]

More like no mileage beyond you sitting on it and making car noises like the tard you are Phil.

Also I love how he's so desperate for attention he's just redoing previous begs for previous items because he's too retarded to just use a storage shed like he used to do back when he migrated up and down the coast like a stupid flightless bird.

 

[AnOminous]

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Phil is giving away his daughter bike!

Why does this idiot think an "unmarked" bike would conceal his tard eyes, his morbid obesity, and all the other indicators that make him incredibly recognizable?

 

[Adamska]

Why does this idiot think an "unmarked" bike would conceal his tard eyes, his morbid obesity, and all the other indicators that make him incredibly recognizable?

He also thinks it will allow him to be able to ride it, even though he demonstrably is too retarded to ever be able to. Even crippled people can ride bikes, so there's no excuse other than being so retarded Phil's IQ is measured in deli meat, not numbers.

 

[Miss Misery]

I found Phil's new bike.

Edit: Although if he REALLY insists on his bike having pedals, I guess he could get this one...

 

[JY's Tampon]

The Phil giveaway bonanza continues!

New apartment prep.

 

[I raped a dog 2day]

How much of his junk that he’s giving away did he have to e-beg for in the first place? He has some kind of retarded economic cycle of garbage going on. He begs for shit, he doesn’t use shit, then he gives his shit away.

 

[AnOminous]

How much of his junk that he’s giving away did he have to e-beg for in the first place? He has some kind of retarded economic cycle of garbage going on. He begs for shit, he doesn’t use shit, then he gives his shit away.

I wonder how much he spent on all this tard gear just to give it away to other speds and fuckups.

 

[crayolasword]

Phil can’t even sell his useless bullshit to random dumbasses on the Internet like CWC. He has to beg people to take it.

 

[JY's Tampon]

I wonder how much he spent on all this tard gear just to give it away to other speds and fuckups.

This is why I think he's on the outs with the antifa crowd. I'm sure he could have easily given it away to people he knows personally instead of giving it away on a public forum. OR people that know him know of his hygiene.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

He is the retarded and urbanized version of a subsistence farmer. Instead of crops, it's buying useless shit.

 

[The Autistic Spectrum]

It does seem really weird. I guess we'll just have to keep monitoring the situation because Pigman will eventually let the truth slip out

 

[Positron]

He is the retarded and urbanized version of a subsistence farmer. Instead of crops, it's buying useless shit.

And grow toxic molds out of them.