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Even if he did commit suicide, and actually streamed it, he'd probably find a way to make it boring and uninteresting. As it's been said before, Spoony never fails to disappoint.

Nah, I think he would most likely suicide bate, put announcement on twitter about dark thoughts and his life not worth living, so people would try to help him and tell him not to off him self, yet.
 
People have asking endlessly why he posts on Twitter asking for help and then rejecting it, why he turns down girls and friends so harshly, why he complains about his situation and then shoots down helpful advice bitterly.

The answer is that all of this tweeting since the break-up is performative for April, right? He wants HER to see how miserable he is and interject, not any of you stupid fans who keep sending him messages and offers. It's been nothing but "see what you've done to me? Look how much I need you." It's not a contradiction, it's just that the wrong people are reading his messages.
 
People have asking endlessly why he posts on Twitter asking for help and then rejecting it, why he turns down girls and friends so harshly, why he complains about his situation and then shoots down helpful advice bitterly.

The answer is that all of this tweeting since the break-up is performative for April, right? He wants HER to see how miserable he is and interject, not any of you stupid fans who keep sending him messages and offers. It's been nothing but "see what you've done to me? Look how much I need you." It's not a contradiction, it's just that the wrong people are reading his messages.
Nah, April is only mentioned for pity points. People who are offering help are orbiters, delusional people who don't see the bigger picture and want to motivate him for years. Instead, they should just let him go and ignore. There is no better motivation than that.
 
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And I don't want him to suicide. I hope/wish he'll pull up before before the end. Going back with your parents at his age has to be rough as hell. If he hadn't sperged so out with the TDS I'd wish him more help, but he went bonkers on that.
Same. I don't want him to either. Honestly the main reason I come here is to check in on him to see how's he doing. And ngl, some of the jokes are funny when their directed at him being a douche about something. Everyone can use a good ego check from time to time, including Spoony. But I've been a fan of his for long a time. Thing is I hope he at some point can see that he can turn things around again. Yeah going back home sucks and the youtube thing didn't work out but he can get back into it, or direct his energy into something else. He's got the talent, it's there. It's just a matter of acceptance, moving on and growing.
 
Jesus Christ how is it that Spoonster himself has a more realistic outlook on his chances of a revival? IE: zero.

He was given way more fame and access to money than anyone could hope for and his own personality spoiled it all and would do so again. Hes made no effort to change his attitude his entire life. There is no going back to something that never even was.
 
Actually, just realised, is he going back to his parents or living with Miles again? He said Miles would be taking Oreo earlier this year but that never happened, though I'm not sure who he's moving in with, did he say?
 
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With Spoonys lifestyle, I think him having 20 years left is being extremely optimistic. He could still off himself in a TDS rage fit in November anyway.
 
I think that, deep within the cockles of my frigid heart, I want to see lolcows grow some self-awareness and make genuine changes for the better. But how often does that shit actually happen? 60-year-old Spoony is still gonna be wallowing in misery on holotwitter 3000 in 20 years.
Out of all the cows I just want spoony to get back up . It’s depressing to think about him . I wish I could watch his shit again but every time I do I just rember , oh yeah he’s a sad piece of shit now
 
Would you feel better watching his old stuff if he had passed?

I don't know why it annoys me but it does, Warthog clearly has no interests in pen and paper or video game RPGs, fantasy, sci fi, old games, wrestling, obscure movies, John Carpenter, Horror, Final Fantasy.... she just loves Spoony and watching his videos on repeat night after night. Perhaps if she had an interest other than masturbating to the ET review and eating tendies she wouldn't be a fat miserable fuck. Also fuck Canada, she won't even get raped by the 1300000000 immigration applicants they are looking for because she is Foodiebeauties doppelganger and has a giant wart.
 
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Why do you assume it's Dog Piss?
Where else is she gonna go?
How can you laugh at the cows if you feel bad for them?
Cows choose to make bad choices and are almost always arrogant about it.
You can feel bad about the wasted potential that their issues have caused, while still laughing at their ego and unwarranted sense of self-importance. I feel bad for Linkara's shitty marriage but I laugh at his refusal to grow and evolve with the times.
 
Spoony earned every bit of mockery in my eyes by being a massive cunt to his fans. Some people gave him money and not only did he not uphold his end of the deal and produce content, he insulted and shrieked at them for criticizing him. If you run a business and you insult and yell at your customers, dont expect to be around for long.
 
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Run Spoony run!
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