TGWTG The Spoony One / Spoony / Noah Antwiler and Rachel Baker / @RaeAngel07 - The touching romance between a washed-up videogame reviewer throwing a decade-long pity party and his delusional Canuck stalker. #weaknotsick #donttellmehowtosulk

[Sparkletor 2.0]

A fine nugget. It was April's responsibility to work things out - not Noah, who spent like 5 years lying in bed and tweeting while their finances collapsed.

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Jesus Christ, April. Say you're sorry and just move back in and do all the work. What is your problem?

 

[crappy_dinosaur]

Fuck, a mystery here, maybe he needs his knife to open his food packages, maybe shaving, clean under his nails, cleaning his teeth, and... well those are the things i can imagine him doing with a knife, maybe he went full crazy and started craving but I would guess he’s to lazy to even start doing something that requires patience and I prefer that than thinking he’s gone full psycho doing emergency tracheotomies to people that don’t need it.

 

[mlanguishi]

A fine nugget. It was April's responsibility to work things out - not Noah, who spent like 5 years lying in bed and tweeting while their finances collapsed.

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That is just super creepy. It's been almost 2 years now right? He's still hoping for a chance, and I bet when he moves in with his parents he'll still hope for one. Might be the only thing keeping him going. I was gonna joke that the Warthog has a new Mulan blade she could offer for his knife collection, but the whole thing has taken such a dark turn.

 

[Person Man]

Fuck, a mystery here, maybe he needs his knife to open his food packages, maybe shaving, clean under his nails, cleaning his teeth, and... well those are the things i can imagine him doing with a knife, maybe he went full crazy and started craving but I would guess he’s to lazy to even start doing something that requires patience and I prefer that than thinking he’s gone full psycho doing emergency tracheotomies to people that don’t need it.

I don't know, that's kinda out there.
You're assuming Spoony does any sort of cleaning.

 

[RumblyTumbly]

I don't know, that's kinda out there.
You're assuming Spoony does any sort of cleaning.

I shudder to think what that house smells like right now.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

His knife is for self-defense and I'd assume he regularly practices the mystical art of wielding the two-inch blade.

 

[Ita Mori]

Noah crying about expensive watches again (and getting shit on in the replies)
Also, reminds us how pathetic he is, by letting us know last time he bought clothes was back in 1999

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Spoony, you made thousands at one point and spent it on frivolous shit while children worldwide starved.
You have no right to call out those with excess cash to buy rolexes or whatever.

I swear, it seems like American socialists aren't proles, but rather yuppies mad they were only upper middle class and not Bezos tier rich. Fucking larpers.

 

[mlanguishi]

The 'western socialist', which includes the nordics, canada, and USA, are all the most pathetic of all. Period. EDIT: I only use 'socialist' cause spoony said he wasn't one. Whoever yells the loudest about not being something is. And that's not going to go as well in AZ as in IL. His prospects are not good.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

More of the same from Warthog, pining for Spoony and bitching about money. She was totally looking for work you guys, but now she can't because she got "injured". It's not her being a lazy fatass at all!
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surprise, surprise, the 'possible fractures' that didn't stop her from getting booted from the ER ended up being "badly" sprained instead.

 

[RJ MacReady]

surprise, surprise, the 'possible fractures' that didn't stop her from getting booted from the ER ended up being "badly" sprained instead.

The clue was that she didn't mention any cranes or flatbeds because if a bloated mass of flesh like Warthog fractured her ankle she'd be so immobile the EMTs would need both of those things to get her to the hospital.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

I shudder to think what that house smells like right now.

Kraken and failure. And dog piss.

Will the cleaning bill come out of his share of the house sale?

 

[RJ MacReady]

Kraken and failure. And dog piss.

Will the cleaning bill come out of his share of the house sale?

He's not getting a single cent from the sale of the house. It'll be used to cover his debt.

 

[Kevin Roberts]

A fine nugget. It was April's responsibility to work things out - not Noah, who spent like 5 years lying in bed and tweeting while their finances collapsed.

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I agree with Spoony 100%. April is the guilty one, Spoon never did anything wrong, like Griffith from Berserk.

He has gotten over her long time ago. Now he's just milking the pity by saying how much he still misses her, that he needs her and that he lost a part of himself, when she moved out. Pussy fagot...

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

He's not getting a single cent from the sale of the house. It'll be used to cover his debt.

Is he underwater on the house? I don't remember seeing that. Unlike some other cows this isn't a bankruptcy situation where there's a huge amount of debt and no capital or equity, it's a foreclosure because Spoony can't be bothered to deal with it. He could have probably kept up with the mortgage or simply worked (!) to sell the house for a lot more than a foreclosure auction will net.

 

[mlanguishi]

Is he underwater on the house? I don't remember seeing that. Unlike some other cows this isn't a bankruptcy situation where there's a huge amount of debt and no capital or equity, it's a foreclosure because Spoony can't be bothered to deal with it. He could have probably kept up with the mortgage or simply worked (!) to sell the house for a lot more than a foreclosure auction will net.

Unless Spoony is more nuts than those that'll pay for his house, he probably has to profit. There's just no way he'll lose much, if any. The majorly interesting tweets are coming from when he moves in with his parents and starts to seriously talk suicide.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

Fuck, a mystery here, maybe he needs his knife to open his food packages, maybe shaving, clean under his nails, cleaning his teeth, and... well those are the things i can imagine him doing with a knife, maybe he went full crazy and started craving but I would guess he’s to lazy to even start doing something that requires patience and I prefer that than thinking he’s gone full psycho doing emergency tracheotomies to people that don’t need it.

Maybe he's going to use it to end things - exsanguination is a pretty common method. I wouldn't want to do it like that, but I certainly wouldn't want to do it with a blunt knife.

 

[mlanguishi]

And I don't want him to suicide. I hope/wish he'll pull up before before the end. Going back with your parents at his age has to be rough as hell. If he hadn't sperged so out with the TDS I'd wish him more help, but he went bonkers on that.

 

[Kevin Roberts]

Spoon will never commit suicide, not because he is an narcistic egomaniac, but because he's a pussy.

 

[KebabShopSauce]

Spoon will never commit suicide, not because he is an narcistic egomaniac, but because he's a pussy.

Well, also because he is a narcissistic egomaniac

 

[mlanguishi]

Spoon will never commit suicide, not because he is an narcistic egomaniac, but because he's a pussy.

You're right, he's way too into himself to ever do that. And apparently lately he still thinks April is a factor. That moron did his worst videos with her IMO.