Inactive Chloe Sagal / John Paul Neumann - Self-Immolated to Protest The US Mental Health System. Currently Being Exploited by her "Allies".

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ScarletJusticeWitch said:
Oh, you think you're better than me. That's cute.


What constitutes "personal insults" on this forum, I wonder? It seems like it's acceptable to bully perceived SJWs or be
generally transphobic, but not to speak back.
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I feel the need to point out that the single most disliked person to ever show up here was Marjan Siglic(Holden, thatincelblogger, comedically sexist). We don't really disinguish between your sides shrill, screaching horseshit and their's.
 
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ScarletJusticeWitch said:
Also, I've had to stay up trying to talk Chloe down when she's been genuinely suicidal. She's part of a group of trans women I try to look after. I've seen how bad she can get. As someone with plenty of my own issues, it was very hard to deal with others at times. So I think I have a right to be pissed off when people make that job a lot harder.
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Sounds like your problem. Chloe isn't going to kill "herself" anymore than "she" is ever going to get a job, do anything productive, or stop lying.
 
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So is what's-his-nuts banned or what? Didn't like the way he was talking to @sugoi-chan. Dude needs to learn how to respect a lady. Hey, Wetflame, when you talk to Chloe next, tell her I said her game sucks & I would not have sex with it.

SPEAKING OF GAMES

BOLDYSPICY! REVIEWS: DEMON'S FORGE (PART 1)

I hope it doesn't end with me getting titstabbed to death!

I played one other game of Rani's before, some forgettable Twine game that I believe @Smutley posted earlier in the thread. The execution was rather clever, as the art was designed kinda like those old knockoff Game & Watch dealies, but I kept running into so many problems that I finally ragequit.

EDIT: FOUND IT IT'S CALLED "HAIZARA"

At any rate, here's hoping this one will be less infuriating.
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Two ratings. Wow. Also, dem hashtags. Now, I've never played Hunted, but I do love me some Bethesda games. Unfortunately, Hunted looks pretty underwhelming. I guess they can't all be Fallout 3 or Morrowind/Oblivion/Skyrim.

. . .Wait a second, did she say "distant ancestor?" Maybe it's this nagging mini-migraine, but something's not right here. How can a recent point-&-click indie game released five years after its namesake be a "distant ancestor?"

I guess I could look up this Brian Fargo guy she's talking about
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OH WAIT I GET IT
The ORIGINAL Demon's Forge is the distant ancestor of Hunted, okay. & Rani did a reboot of sorts. Okay, I see.
Real fast, let's see what the original looked like.
AWWWW1.PNG

AWWWWWWW
IT'S SO SHITTY IT'S ADORABLE
I LOVE IT
holy balls is it killing my eyes tho

Okay, now Rani's version:
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OW FUCK MY EYES
WHAT IS WITH THIS FIFTEEN-YEAR-OLD-GOFFIK-GIRL-ON-MYSPACE COLOR THEME
at least she's staying true to the original with it's, err, vibrant palate.
Also, I love the little 80's chiptunes she's got going on as the background music. Totally adorable. My only beef is that it doesn't quite loop correctly. Ah, well.
I really wish there were instructions, too. Eh, it's a text adventure. How hard could it be?
Okay, on the left bar, we have: eye, hand, mouth, N, & protagonist. Also the protagonist has a box. Looks like a pack of cigarettes.
Anyway, I'm gonna eyeball the guards.

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Oh.
Well.
Okay.
What if I speak to the guards?

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I JUST WANTED TO TALK TO THEM JESUS

confirmed: Rani has a thing for skellingtins. Also that's a chattery skull GIF.

Also also, I just noticed the symbol on the skull. Does she HAVE to put that stupid little upside-down cross on everything? Just in case you didn't already realize it was a Rani Baker/Destroyed For Comfort Original™.

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Yeah, it would've. Except there's a little "Restart" thing I could've just clicked, but okay.

8.PNG

Whoa what did I just
I clicked the N & now there's other letters
oh.
oh wow I am really dumb.
They're directions. GOOD JOB, ME
I AM THE BEST AT GAMES
Okay, well, I wanna go back & see if I can "hand" the guards. Let's head south.

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Oops.
OKAY
ONCE MORE, FROM THE TOP

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>FONDLE THE GUARDS

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well that was fun
anyway

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This "entrance foyer" looks like. . .well, a foyer. Who has a foyer in a dungeon?
Let's see what's in my inventory.

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Oh. They ARE cigarettes. Huh.
Kinda ruining the fantasy aspect here, Rani.

I'm gonna investigate the robe guy.
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Oh. . .kay?
Sorry about picking your pockets, dude.

I can't talk to him for some reason, so I'll now fondle the robe guy.
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Oh, it's just a robe. That levitates & takes the form of a person. Alright, then.
Why couldn't she have made this a bit more, well. . .
robe.PNG

. . .obvious?

Moving ever onward. Let's go East!
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Wait, is it West or East? Whatever. Guess I'll go East again.

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In a dungeon.
Alright, whatever.
>CLICK EYEBALL

17.PNG

. . .where?
>CLICK HAND

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I OPEN THE CHEST

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Okay, now what---oh. I have to click "IN" to actually look in the chest.
>CLICK IN

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Oh, okay, cool.
Now what.

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Um.
I.
Uh.
I think the game just crashed.
Welp. I'll try again later.
 
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BOLDYSPICY! said:
So is what's-his-nuts banned or what? Didn't like the way he was talking to @sugoi-chan. Dude needs to learn how to respect a lady. Hey, Wetflame, when you talk to Chloe next, tell her I said her game sucks & I would not have sex with it.

SPEAKING OF GAMES

BOLDYSPICY! REVIEWS: DEMON'S FORGE

I hope it doesn't end with me getting titstabbed to death!

I played one other game of Rani's before, some forgettable Twine game that I believe @Smutley posted earlier in the thread. The execution was rather clever, as the art was designed kinda like those old knockoff Game & Watch dealies, but I kept running into so many problems that I finally ragequit.

EDIT: FOUND IT IT'S CALLED "HAIZARA"

At any rate, here's hoping this one will be less infuriating.
View attachment 30889
Two ratings. Wow. Also, dem hashtags. Now, I've never played Hunted, but I do love me some Bethesda games. Unfortunately, Hunted looks pretty underwhelming. I guess they can't all be Fallout 3 or Morrowind/Oblivion/Skyrim.

. . .Wait a second, did she say "distant ancestor?" Maybe it's this nagging mini-migraine, but something's not right here. How can a recent point-&-click indie game released five years after its namesake be a "distant ancestor?"

I guess I could look up this Brian Fargo guy she's talking about
View attachment 30891

OH WAIT I GET IT
The ORIGINAL Demon's Forge is the distant ancestor of Hunted, okay. & Rani did a reboot of sorts. Okay, I see.
Real fast, let's see what the original looked like.
View attachment 30892
AWWWWWWW
IT'S SO SHITTY IT'S ADORABLE
I LOVE IT
holy balls is it killing my eyes tho

Okay, now Rani's version:
View attachment 30894
View attachment 30895
View attachment 30893
OW FUCK MY EYES
WHAT IS WITH THIS FIFTEEN-YEAR-OLD-GOFFIK-GIRL-ON-MYSPACE COLOR THEME
at least she's staying true to the original with it's, err, vibrant palate.
Also, I love the little 80's chiptunes she's got going on as the background music. Totally adorable. My only beef is that it doesn't quite loop correctly. Ah, well.
I really wish there were instructions, too. Eh, it's a text adventure. How hard could it be?
Okay, on the left bar, we have: eye, hand, mouth, N, & protagonist. Also the protagonist has a box. Looks like a pack of cigarettes.
Anyway, I'm gonna eyeball the guards.

View attachment 30898
Oh.
Well.
Okay.
What if I speak to the guards?

View attachment 30900
I JUST WANTED TO TALK TO THEM JESUS

confirmed: Rani has a thing for skellingtins. Also that's a chattery skull GIF.

Also also, I just noticed the symbol on the skull. Does she HAVE to put that stupid little upside-down cross on everything? Just in case you didn't already realize it was a Rani Baker/Destroyed For Comfort Original™.

View attachment 30901
Yeah, it would've. Except there's a little "Restart" thing I could've just clicked, but okay.

View attachment 30902
Whoa what did I just
I clicked the N & now there's other letters
oh.
oh wow I am really dumb.
They're directions. GOOD JOB, ME
I AM THE BEST AT GAMES
Okay, well, I wanna go back & see if I can "hand" the guards. Let's head south.

View attachment 30899
Oops.
OKAY
ONCE MORE, FROM THE TOP

View attachment 30905
>FONDLE THE GUARDS

View attachment 30900
well that was fun
anyway

View attachment 30902
This "entrance foyer" looks like. . .well, a foyer. Who has a foyer in a dungeon?
Let's see what's in my inventory.

View attachment 30906
Oh. They ARE cigarettes. Huh.
Kinda ruining the fantasy aspect here, Rani.

I'm gonna investigate the robe guy.
View attachment 30908
Oh. . .kay?
Sorry about picking your pockets, dude.

I can't talk to him for some reason, so I'll now fondle the robe guy.
View attachment 30910
Oh, it's just a robe. That levitates & takes the form of a person. Alright, then.
Why couldn't she have made this a bit more, well. . .
View attachment 30912
. . .obvious?

Moving ever onward. Let's go East!
View attachment 30914
Wait, is it West or East? Whatever. Guess I'll go East again.

View attachment 30915
In a dungeon.
Alright, whatever.
>CLICK EYEBALL

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. . .where?
>CLICK HAND

View attachment 30917
I OPEN THE CHEST

View attachment 30918
Okay, now what---oh. I have to click "IN" to actually look in the chest.
>CLICK IN

View attachment 30920
Oh, okay, cool.
Now what.

View attachment 30922
Um.
I.
Uh.
I think the game just crashed.
Welp. I'll try again later.
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Aww bb, you're the best. :heart-full:

Is her picture really on every single screen? Like, that has to be there?
 
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sugoi-chan said:
Aww bb, you're the best. :heart-full:

Is her picture really on every single screen? Like, that has to be there?
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:heart-full:

& yes, it really is. Of course she's smoking in it, too. To me it looks like a half-hearted attempt to be edgy or show that she's punk & doesn't give a fuck. That's probably the only reason the protagonist has cigarettes on him despite being stripped of all possessions.
 
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ScarletJusticeWitch said:
Also, I've had to stay up trying to talk Chloe down when she's been genuinely suicidal. She's part of a group of trans women I try to look after. I've seen how bad she can get. As someone with plenty of my own issues, it was very hard to deal with others at times. So I think I have a right to be pissed off when people make that job a lot harder.
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No, she's not. Chloe is a liar and a fraud who uses suicidal GESTURES to control people. Don't worry, she's too much of a fake and a coward to kill herself, she's just bipolar, the suicidal thing is just to get attention/part of her Munchausen. Chloe is a ratchet tier liar and I wouldn't be concerned about the lazy slug doing anything to hurt herself when there's weed left to smoke.
 
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Yo Rani Half-Bakeder makes what look like to be THE SHITTIEST VIDEO GAMES on the face of the planet. Like I would rather play a fucking bootleg DBZ fighting game from the 90's on my PS1 then this shit.

Btw, thank you @BOLDYSPICY! for treking into depths unknown and dealing with the never ending pools of shit that come out of these two.
 
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They're running out of le monies. Chloe will soon have to do another "ZOMG I'm going to die or being harassed or Paypal stole from me or PewDiePie stole from me, u guise." from an internet cafe.

*https://www.patreon.com/chloesagal?ty=h Woe is me fund down to 700 bucks a month. By the way Chloe it says here it takes a month to make a game. They've been following you here for a month so presumably you have a new game to show the class?

Bueller?

 
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BOLDYSPICY! said:
:heart-full:

& yes, it really is. Of course she's smoking in it, too. To me it looks like a half-hearted attempt to be edgy or show that she's punk & doesn't give a fuck. That's probably the only reason the protagonist has cigarettes on him despite being stripped of all possessions.
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I get the feeling he hid them in his stomach.

I wouldn't mind seeing more comparisons to the original when possible.
 
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BOLDYSPICY! said:
So is what's-his-nuts banned or what? Didn't like the way he was talking to @sugoi-chan. Dude needs to learn how to respect a lady. Hey, Wetflame, when you talk to Chloe next, tell her I said her game sucks & I would not have sex with it.

SPEAKING OF GAMES

BOLDYSPICY! REVIEWS: DEMON'S FORGE (PART 1)

I hope it doesn't end with me getting titstabbed to death!

I played one other game of Rani's before, some forgettable Twine game that I believe @Smutley posted earlier in the thread. The execution was rather clever, as the art was designed kinda like those old knockoff Game & Watch dealies, but I kept running into so many problems that I finally ragequit.

EDIT: FOUND IT IT'S CALLED "HAIZARA"

At any rate, here's hoping this one will be less infuriating.
View attachment 30889
Two ratings. Wow. Also, dem hashtags. Now, I've never played Hunted, but I do love me some Bethesda games. Unfortunately, Hunted looks pretty underwhelming. I guess they can't all be Fallout 3 or Morrowind/Oblivion/Skyrim.

. . .Wait a second, did she say "distant ancestor?" Maybe it's this nagging mini-migraine, but something's not right here. How can a recent point-&-click indie game released five years after its namesake be a "distant ancestor?"

I guess I could look up this Brian Fargo guy she's talking about
View attachment 30891

OH WAIT I GET IT
The ORIGINAL Demon's Forge is the distant ancestor of Hunted, okay. & Rani did a reboot of sorts. Okay, I see.
Real fast, let's see what the original looked like.
View attachment 30892
AWWWWWWW
IT'S SO SHITTY IT'S ADORABLE
I LOVE IT
holy balls is it killing my eyes tho

Okay, now Rani's version:
View attachment 30894
View attachment 30895
View attachment 30893
OW FUCK MY EYES
WHAT IS WITH THIS FIFTEEN-YEAR-OLD-GOFFIK-GIRL-ON-MYSPACE COLOR THEME
at least she's staying true to the original with it's, err, vibrant palate.
Also, I love the little 80's chiptunes she's got going on as the background music. Totally adorable. My only beef is that it doesn't quite loop correctly. Ah, well.
I really wish there were instructions, too. Eh, it's a text adventure. How hard could it be?
Okay, on the left bar, we have: eye, hand, mouth, N, & protagonist. Also the protagonist has a box. Looks like a pack of cigarettes.
Anyway, I'm gonna eyeball the guards.

View attachment 30898
Oh.
Well.
Okay.
What if I speak to the guards?

View attachment 30900
I JUST WANTED TO TALK TO THEM JESUS

confirmed: Rani has a thing for skellingtins. Also that's a chattery skull GIF.

Also also, I just noticed the symbol on the skull. Does she HAVE to put that stupid little upside-down cross on everything? Just in case you didn't already realize it was a Rani Baker/Destroyed For Comfort Original™.

View attachment 30901
Yeah, it would've. Except there's a little "Restart" thing I could've just clicked, but okay.

View attachment 30902
Whoa what did I just
I clicked the N & now there's other letters
oh.
oh wow I am really dumb.
They're directions. GOOD JOB, ME
I AM THE BEST AT GAMES
Okay, well, I wanna go back & see if I can "hand" the guards. Let's head south.

View attachment 30899
Oops.
OKAY
ONCE MORE, FROM THE TOP

View attachment 30905
>FONDLE THE GUARDS

View attachment 30900
well that was fun
anyway

View attachment 30902
This "entrance foyer" looks like. . .well, a foyer. Who has a foyer in a dungeon?
Let's see what's in my inventory.

View attachment 30906
Oh. They ARE cigarettes. Huh.
Kinda ruining the fantasy aspect here, Rani.

I'm gonna investigate the robe guy.
View attachment 30908
Oh. . .kay?
Sorry about picking your pockets, dude.

I can't talk to him for some reason, so I'll now fondle the robe guy.
View attachment 30910
Oh, it's just a robe. That levitates & takes the form of a person. Alright, then.
Why couldn't she have made this a bit more, well. . .
View attachment 30912
. . .obvious?

Moving ever onward. Let's go East!
View attachment 30914
Wait, is it West or East? Whatever. Guess I'll go East again.

View attachment 30915
In a dungeon.
Alright, whatever.
>CLICK EYEBALL

View attachment 30916
. . .where?
>CLICK HAND

View attachment 30917
I OPEN THE CHEST

View attachment 30918
Okay, now what---oh. I have to click "IN" to actually look in the chest.
>CLICK IN

View attachment 30920
Oh, okay, cool.
Now what.

View attachment 30922
Um.
I.
Uh.
I think the game just crashed.
Welp. I'll try again later.
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Sure is some nice stolen graphics, Rani.

Really like the potion swiped from Link to the Past, especially. Also stolen graphics from Metal Gear, and several other Apple II games. And the crash at the end? Glorious.

I'm not going to bash Twine or anyone who uses it, since it's a dev tool kit, much like AGS or RPG Maker, but you could do so much better than this with actual effort. When the Brothers Chaps create multiple games demonstrably better than yours as in-jokes on a website, you really need to stop for a moment and ponder how you can improve your craft.

You're an artist, for fuck's sake! Act like it! Show some sophistry and break out the cool ideas, the innovative puzzles, the thematic music! None of this derivative, cliche nonsense. Try something bold, something clever! You already created your own graphics in the game, so why not stick with that? Why borrow so much from other games?

Why make it seem like you don't give a shit?
 
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BOLDYSPICY! said:
So is what's-his-nuts banned or what? Didn't like the way he was talking to @sugoi-chan. Dude needs to learn how to respect a lady. Hey, Wetflame, when you talk to Chloe next, tell her I said her game sucks & I would not have sex with it.

SPEAKING OF GAMES

BOLDYSPICY! REVIEWS: DEMON'S FORGE (PART 1)

I hope it doesn't end with me getting titstabbed to death!

I played one other game of Rani's before, some forgettable Twine game that I believe @Smutley posted earlier in the thread. The execution was rather clever, as the art was designed kinda like those old knockoff Game & Watch dealies, but I kept running into so many problems that I finally ragequit.

EDIT: FOUND IT IT'S CALLED "HAIZARA"

At any rate, here's hoping this one will be less infuriating.
View attachment 30889
Two ratings. Wow. Also, dem hashtags. Now, I've never played Hunted, but I do love me some Bethesda games. Unfortunately, Hunted looks pretty underwhelming. I guess they can't all be Fallout 3 or Morrowind/Oblivion/Skyrim.

. . .Wait a second, did she say "distant ancestor?" Maybe it's this nagging mini-migraine, but something's not right here. How can a recent point-&-click indie game released five years after its namesake be a "distant ancestor?"

I guess I could look up this Brian Fargo guy she's talking about
View attachment 30891

OH WAIT I GET IT
The ORIGINAL Demon's Forge is the distant ancestor of Hunted, okay. & Rani did a reboot of sorts. Okay, I see.
Real fast, let's see what the original looked like.
View attachment 30892
AWWWWWWW
IT'S SO SHITTY IT'S ADORABLE
I LOVE IT
holy balls is it killing my eyes tho

Okay, now Rani's version:
View attachment 30894
View attachment 30895
View attachment 30893
OW FUCK MY EYES
WHAT IS WITH THIS FIFTEEN-YEAR-OLD-GOFFIK-GIRL-ON-MYSPACE COLOR THEME
at least she's staying true to the original with it's, err, vibrant palate.
Also, I love the little 80's chiptunes she's got going on as the background music. Totally adorable. My only beef is that it doesn't quite loop correctly. Ah, well.
I really wish there were instructions, too. Eh, it's a text adventure. How hard could it be?
Okay, on the left bar, we have: eye, hand, mouth, N, & protagonist. Also the protagonist has a box. Looks like a pack of cigarettes.
Anyway, I'm gonna eyeball the guards.

View attachment 30898
Oh.
Well.
Okay.
What if I speak to the guards?

View attachment 30900
I JUST WANTED TO TALK TO THEM JESUS

confirmed: Rani has a thing for skellingtins. Also that's a chattery skull GIF.

Also also, I just noticed the symbol on the skull. Does she HAVE to put that stupid little upside-down cross on everything? Just in case you didn't already realize it was a Rani Baker/Destroyed For Comfort Original™.

View attachment 30901
Yeah, it would've. Except there's a little "Restart" thing I could've just clicked, but okay.

View attachment 30902
Whoa what did I just
I clicked the N & now there's other letters
oh.
oh wow I am really dumb.
They're directions. GOOD JOB, ME
I AM THE BEST AT GAMES
Okay, well, I wanna go back & see if I can "hand" the guards. Let's head south.

View attachment 30899
Oops.
OKAY
ONCE MORE, FROM THE TOP

View attachment 30905
>FONDLE THE GUARDS

View attachment 30900
well that was fun
anyway

View attachment 30902
This "entrance foyer" looks like. . .well, a foyer. Who has a foyer in a dungeon?
Let's see what's in my inventory.

View attachment 30906
Oh. They ARE cigarettes. Huh.
Kinda ruining the fantasy aspect here, Rani.

I'm gonna investigate the robe guy.
View attachment 30908
Oh. . .kay?
Sorry about picking your pockets, dude.

I can't talk to him for some reason, so I'll now fondle the robe guy.
View attachment 30910
Oh, it's just a robe. That levitates & takes the form of a person. Alright, then.
Why couldn't she have made this a bit more, well. . .
View attachment 30912
. . .obvious?

Moving ever onward. Let's go East!
View attachment 30914
Wait, is it West or East? Whatever. Guess I'll go East again.

View attachment 30915
In a dungeon.
Alright, whatever.
>CLICK EYEBALL

View attachment 30916
. . .where?
>CLICK HAND

View attachment 30917
I OPEN THE CHEST

View attachment 30918
Okay, now what---oh. I have to click "IN" to actually look in the chest.
>CLICK IN

View attachment 30920
Oh, okay, cool.
Now what.

View attachment 30922
Um.
I.
Uh.
I think the game just crashed.
Welp. I'll try again later.
Click to expand...

the game is more scary than Clock tower just for having to see the ugly face of Rani everywhere, 10/10 would pirate again
 
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