🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[MeltyTW]

The only new info he gave me was that that cut isn't going to Dlive, but to BTT stakeholders.

hm. so stakeholders and people interested in making dlive look good as an investment have an interest in making as big a lemon flow as possible, especially to make underperforming high risk assets like the gunt appear better and more worth the instability than they are. so we have an investor scheme that is bound to collapse leaving ethan ralph penniless and is on the verge of just banning him outright, an election stream that will give him a solid short dono burst and viewer burst for just that day with him having to risk a pillstream to even draw viewers to that.

also i just realized, ethan is faking more lemons now because hes been getting some moderately well known guests, i forget with him he stretches any excuse to fake overly generous numbers. i think its telling he signed off pretty early though, usually you dont do that when youre making money. its either hes not actually making money and hes questioning whether his bs metrics game is ever going to pay off with real viewership and real paydays or hes so tired of the ks and so bored with it he cant even bare to watch it anymore even getting some change

 

[irujdksajksdjlsk]

Their API is undocumented so those examples are all you get and none of them touch getting earnings data. I played around with it a bit and got nowhere. However, my knowledge of using APIs is nill, so perhaps someone with more experience could figure it out. I know TidyLabs is doing API stuff but none of it is useable trying to pull data on an account that isn't yours even if they were showing their work, which they are not.


Update on the email I sent to Dlive asking:
Cheeky (useless support cunt) just replied to let me know about the 25% cut like I didn't already mention that in the email I sent. The only new info he gave me was that that cut isn't going to Dlive, but to BTT stakeholders.

Nothing irritates me more than dipshits replying to emails like they read them when they obviously haven't.

If you just want to get everything from the earnings tab, you can use this shitty python script.

import requests
import json
import re

displayname = 'theralphretort'

after = '99999999999'
csv = open(displayname + '-earnings.csv', 'w')
csv.write('id,sender,recipient,amount,timestamp\n')
pattern = re.compile('@([^\s]+) donated (\d+) LEMON\(s\) to post ([^\+]+)\+.*')

while after != '':
    earnings = json.loads(requests.post('https://graphigo.prd.dlive.tv/',data=
    '{"operationName":"LivestreamProfileWallet","variables":{"displayname":"' 
    + displayname + '","first":20,"isLoggedIn":false,"after":"' + after + '"},' +
    '"extensions":{"persistedQuery":{"version":1,"sha256Hash":' +
    '"bea6cdfec46735f1d7510acc1cd0823585dfb7feb6b20ecba886fd678b60c699"}}}').text)
    
    earnings = earnings['data']['userByDisplayName']['transactions']
    after = earnings['pageInfo']['endCursor']
    for transaction in earnings['list']:
        match = pattern.match(transaction['description'])
        if bool(match):
            csv.write(transaction['seq'] + ',')
            csv.write(match.group(1) + ',')
            csv.write(match.group(3) + ',')
            csv.write(match.group(2) + ',')
            csv.write(transaction['createdAt'] + '\n')
csv.close()

 

[Sam Losco]

Donation amounts of 298 lemons are people subscribing: https://help.dlive.tv/hc/en-us/articles/360038930592-Setting-Up-Paid-Subscriptions

Thus, those are showing in the earnings tab and showing as regular donations in that odd amount. So, subscriptions are NOT accounting for the discrepancy in earnings tab data vs replay amounts.

If you just want to get everything from the earnings tab, you can use this shitty python script.

import requests
import json
import re

displayname = 'theralphretort'

after = '99999999999'
csv = open(displayname + '-earnings.csv', 'w')
csv.write('id,sender,recipient,amount,timestamp\n')
pattern = re.compile('@([^\s]+) donated (\d+) LEMON\(s\) to post ([^\+]+)\+.*')

while after != '':
    earnings = json.loads(requests.post('https://graphigo.prd.dlive.tv/',data=
    '{"operationName":"LivestreamProfileWallet","variables":{"displayname":"'
    + displayname + '","first":20,"isLoggedIn":false,"after":"' + after + '"},' +
    '"extensions":{"persistedQuery":{"version":1,"sha256Hash":' +
    '"bea6cdfec46735f1d7510acc1cd0823585dfb7feb6b20ecba886fd678b60c699"}}}').text)
  
    earnings = earnings['data']['userByDisplayName']['transactions']
    after = earnings['pageInfo']['endCursor']
    for transaction in earnings['list']:
        match = pattern.match(transaction['description'])
        if bool(match):
            csv.write(transaction['seq'] + ',')
            csv.write(match.group(1) + ',')
            csv.write(match.group(3) + ',')
            csv.write(match.group(2) + ',')
            csv.write(transaction['createdAt'] + '\n')
csv.close()

Thanks. But, even after I add in a shebang to python3, I get:

Traceback (most recent call last):
  File "./earnings.py", line 3, in <module>
    import requests
ImportError: No module named requests

So I tried:

python3 -m pip install requests
Requirement already satisfied: requests in /usr/lib/python3/dist-packages (2.22.0)

This is why I'm not a programmer.

EDIT - I figured it out.

 

[Shakka Ahmose]

Welp since Hunter Biden's sex tape was apparently leaked, what will Ethan's response be?

 

[Insane In The Membrane]

And who leaked the sex tape I wonder? Faith's ex?

 

[High Tea]

Welp since Hunter Biden's sex tape was apparently leaked, what will Ethan's response be?

How many horrifying sex tapes must we suffer through?

And who leaked the sex tape I wonder? Faith's ex?

Clearly all tapes are hacked. Never revenge, never stupidity, never involving substances. It must have been a mysterious unnamed individual who just likes leaking traumatizing sex tapes of prominent people, first ER, now moving onto Hunter.

 

[Shakka Ahmose]

How many horrifying sex tapes must we suffer through?

Clearly all tapes are hacked. Never revenge, never stupidity, never involving substances. It must have been a mysterious unnamed individual who just likes leaking traumatizing sex tapes of prominent people, first ER, now moving onto Hunter.

I guess Hunter is the final sacrifice before the long winter.

 

[PhoBingas]

I guess Hunter is the final sacrifice before the long winter.

Maybe the gunt got someone to "leak" the hunter shit so we'll all be paying attention to that, and not the tape Faith will drop in a week of her in a kiwi costume, pegging him in the ass while she reads the thread to him and has the MATI playlist going to cover up his squeals of agony.

 

[Haru Okumura]

This is just a friendly reminder that the owner of Bitchute is guntguard. Unlike most of their feed, the post shown here is not a retweet - they actually tweeted out the link to Ethan's nontent themselves:

Tweet (archive)

 

[Vetti]

This is just a friendly reminder that the owner of Bitchute is guntguard. Unlike most of their feed, the post shown here is not a retweet - they actually tweeted out the link to Ethan's nontent themselves:

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Tweet (archive)

He must be operating under the assumption that Ralph is still as relevant as he was in 2018. The Bitchute owner got star struck by a wigger with a Twitter checkmark.

 

[Big Butts Bunny]

Does anyone know if Gator has been doxxed?

 

[Shakka Ahmose]

Does anyone know if Gator has been doxxed?

No oldfag Gator has yet to be doxxed. There was some dead end about a Kik profile.

People of kiwifarms, i need your help. I will be honest, i have been trying to look for Gator for a while, and today it seemed that God answered my prayer.... How did that happen? well that was in the form of a glitch. This appeared when i went to look up the KiK profile for TheGatorGamer. If anyone can look into this please that would be good, but it appears that the name Collin Shepard came up when bringing up his Kik profile.
If anyone finds anything please let me know, i don't care if someone takes the credit for it, i just want to find Gator

I have archived the link as well for people to check out

http://web-old.archive.org/web/20201021225845/https://ws2.kik.com/user/TheGatorGamer

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[MeltyTW]

Lol wait a minute I just realized ralph abandoned the birthing children to suffer making you an alpha angle despite the subject being brought up as recently as last night

 

[Lore Master]

Dick mentioned that his Road Rage Florida that both Ralph and Rekieta would both be there. I know nothing will come of that 'cause Ralph is a fat pussy, and Rekieta wouldn't start any shit regardless, but still pretty funny to see.

I think that Ralph MIGHT start some shit depending on how drunk he gets. The stories that people had told from Miami show that Ralph will get so drunk and swing on and threaten to fight people barely saying anything to him.

 

[Haru Okumura]

Something's definitely fishy about Ethan's travel.

He claims he's on vacation, but he never said anything about any vacation plans beforehand (searches for "travel", "hotel", etc likewise turn up nothing recent):

Tweet (archive)

During the show on Friday, he claimed that he'd had the Mark Collett appearance scheduled several weeks in advance and didn't want to cancel such a longstanding arrangement for the sake of his travel. However, in truth he only booked Mark 9 days ahead of time:

Given his precarious financial situation, it seems pretty unlikely that he'd just spontaneously decide to go on a trip with only a week's deliberation, especially since he's going to be spending a fair amount on the Masterson event in just two months. He was definitely using a totally different setup on Friday, though, and was not the host, so he presumably was actually away from home.

My schizo theory is that Vickers is in town and that, as a condition of keeping Faith on his healthcare plan to cover the pregnancy, Ethan was mandated to bring her to see him on short notice. Why else would Ethan suddenly start sperging out about how he and Vickers are on speaking terms now when we've been past the Vickers stuff for months?

 

[HONKHONKTIME69]

Something's definitely fishy about Ethan's travel.

He claims he's on vacation, but he never said anything about any vacation plans beforehand (searches for "travel", "hotel", etc likewise turn up nothing recent):

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Tweet (archive)

During the show on Friday, he claimed that he'd had the Mark Collett appearance scheduled several weeks in advance and didn't want to cancel such a longstanding arrangement for the sake of his travel. However, in truth he only booked Mark 9 days ahead of time:

View attachment 1685319

Given his precarious financial situation, it seems pretty unlikely that he'd just spontaneously decide to go on a trip with only a week's deliberation, especially since he's going to be spending a fair amount on the Masterson event in just two months. He was definitely using a totally different setup on Friday, though, and was not the host, so he presumably was actually away from home.

My schizo theory is that Vickers is in town and that, as a condition of keeping Faith on his healthcare plan to cover the pregnancy, Ethan was mandated to bring her to see him on short notice. Why else would Ethan suddenly start sperging out about how he and Vickers are on speaking terms now when we've been past the Vickers stuff for months?

This would also allow the vickers to test faith for drugs and alcohol ad hoc

 

[MeltyTW]

My schizo theory is that Vickers is in town and that, as a condition of keeping Faith on his healthcare plan to cover the pregnancy, Ethan was mandated to bring her to see him on short notice. Why else would Ethan suddenly start sperging out about how he and Vickers are on speaking terms now when we've been past the Vickers stuff for months?

or perhaps the police situation is now caught up to him and hes a gunt on the run.

 

[theguntsexpartner]

Alright i am officially giving up on trying to get Gators dox, a few reasons:
1. it has been wasting my time, i need to concentrate on other things
2. All the leads i had lead to dead ends, nothing seems to stick
3. It appears gator seems to be at least very smart in hiding his information, that i have to give it to him.

I might revisit this sometime in the future but in the short term, i would say 3-6 months i won't be bothered with searching for him. I GIVE UP FOR NOW, GATOR I KNOW YOU ARE READING THIS, YOU"RE PRETTY GOOD AT THIS

 

[2021Murder]

He must be operating under the assumption that Ralph is still as relevant as he was in 2018. The Bitchute owner got star struck by a wigger with a Twitter checkmark.

The bitchute ceo had an interview on the killstream talking about having the ability to stream and superchat by the Iowa Caucus he's about 9 months late.

He specifically said he was going to get streaming working so they could be the new home of Jim and Ethan

Hes always been a tard

As for the 'vacation" either hes hanging out with digi, hes hanging with the vickers or he flew to them. Im guessing the first one. If anyone knows Ralphs license plate number my buddy at Dulles can rule out the third one. But considering how digi and the rest of the dick guard are doing these dumb roadtrips down chances are he shacked up with one of them just to get out of the house. Although with it being so close to the end of the month its a bad time to meet in-laws. Also for a teenager like faith Halloween must be a special time still. This might be a dumb thought but maybe he just realized people would question if he didnt have faith in a costume and pictures of them both and he flew out there to keep up the lies.

 

[LordOdin]

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ACKSHULLY, it was a one-month DLive subscription someone gave away, but whatever. As for me being a "snake," well. Isn't he always going on about how womanly sharing DMs are? I'm only behaving like the weaker sex would, in Ralph's mind. I don't see how this is shocking. I'm just a woman being a woman.

At any rate, the only reason I brought it up at all was because Ralph felt the need to contact me apropos of nothing. I hadn't engaged him, I don't hang out in his DLive chat, I don't comment "PPP won" on his shit, I don't snitch to the Lemon Emperor about an uncensored gamer word. I just torture myself doing reeeeeecaps because it's funny, because the ten active posters in the thread find it funny, & because I was tired of coming back to read the thread & having no context for the few offhand comments made while Ralph was streaming. That's the long & the short of it.

Oof that thunb needs to get nice and deep and you better not have wiped to get back in Ralphs good graces