Andrei Tadrith Matryshka / Etrius VanRandr / Rouge Lizard / Prince Rurik of Novgorod / Tiger White / Evil Assholington the 3rd - Cub-enthusiast who tried summon a PA in the Dragoneer thread, banned for false DMCA strikes over screenshots of his shitty furry fallout mods, pretends he's le epic troll, edited posts to backpeddle, loves fat chicks

[Just A Butt]

so @Evil Assholington the 3rd tell me more about your mom. did you say she was abusive? in what way?

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

I poop in a diaper and jerk off in it.

Quit digging the hole, God damn.

 

[ZombiefiedFerret]

so @Evil Assholington the 3rd tell me more about your mom. did you say she was abusive? in what way?

She used to sit on his face, obviously.

 

[Krystal]

where on the doll were you touched?

 

[Burmese Rice Farmer]

kek, this is the funniest cow-in-thread thread I've seen in a while, keep it up

 

[Fromtheblackdepths]

where on the doll were you touched?
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You have to turn it around.

 

[The Fool]

Every moment he doesn't respond to this thread makes me fearful that he's whacking it to beastiality porn.

 

[Burmese Rice Farmer]

You have to turn it around.

We might also wanna get a plush dog to see where he touched them puppies. No trail must be left untapped.

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

where on the doll were you touched?
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Wrong doll, give him something he'll identify with:

 

[Just A Butt]

Every moment he doesn't respond to this thread makes me fearful that he's whacking it to beastiality porn.

i imagine we have caused him quite a bit of stress. lock up the children

 

[Fromtheblackdepths]

"All those faggots making fun of me, we'll show them,we'll show them all." Assholington whispers into his Simba doll's ear.

 

[Samoyed]

i love these little threads bc it brings a lot of people together from different parts of the forum and literally roast someone who is just the literal r word.

 

[Just A Butt]

i love these little threads bc it brings a lot of people together from different parts of the forum and literally roast someone who is just the literal r word.

the best part is we don't even have to go looking. they willingly walk in here and bend over

 

[Troonos]

You mentioned on your Linus Tech Tips profile that you have a bad relationship with your mom because she's always "trying to kill you". Tell us more.

 

[Burmese Rice Farmer]

lol I think he's trying to scrub his account

 

[Krystal]

 

[Fromtheblackdepths]

You mentioned on your Linus Tech Tips profile that you have a bad relationship with your mom because she's always "trying to kill you". Tell us more.

She's just doing what comes naturally.

 

[Evil Assholington the 3rd]

so @Evil Assholington the 3rd tell me more about your mom. did you say she was abusive? in what way?

I mean you guys are gonna keep trolling so I don't see the harm in telling you. At this point I know you're trolling and will only respond to what I determine are genuine questions.

I lived with her while my parents were going through a divorce. She has severe bipolar.

She pushed me down a flight of stairs which caused me to break my wrist.

She pushed me off of a second floor balcony which caused me to fracture my shin.

She was always physically abusive towards me, frequently had tantrums and destroyed the stuff that I had in my bedrom. She broke a vintage 1970s Panasonic analogue amplifier that my dad gave me.

While I was recovering from both of those she substituted my painkillers for her own antipsychotics which royally fucked me up.

Lamictal, Saphris, Risperidone, and a few others I don't remember. Lamictal gave me severe nightmares. The Saphris legitimately made me sterile (0.01% side effect). The Risperidone made me gain a lot of weight (225 at my heaviest, I'm 140 ish now). All three of those medications can cause Neuroleptic malignant syndrome as a side effect.

I am autistic so I had no idea this was going on, my situational awareness has never been very good.

All I knew was that my dad had moved out for some reason. I was never even told they were getting a divorce.

This was 10-ish years ago. I'm in my mid 20s now.

When she finally got bored of abusing me she kicked me out of the house. I was homeless for 3-ish years.

My dad actually reached out and helped me off the street.

Because of the abuse from my mother and Stockholm syndrome I had a very difficult time trusting my father and I still have cognitive dissonance regarding my relationship with him.

My dad tells me that her abuse was partly because of her bipolar and partly because she didn't want an autistic son - despite her being the one that adopted me.

I've been to a few psychiatrists and have been diagnosed with severe narcissism, abandonment issues, PTSD from my own adoptive mother trying to kill me, PTSD from childhood abuse, anger issues, severe superiority complex, and some other unknown complex where I feel the need to be correct all the time.

I have osteoarthritis from the physical abuse as well as my own rather poor genetics (natural vitamin D and calcium deficciency) so I'm in constant physical pain.

Again, I know you are gonna troll the shit out of this, but you really can't cause that much damage outside of Internet defamation. I have no friends to lose and am on covid relief so I won't lose my apartment.

 

[The Sauce Boss]

eternal summer. never end.

@Evil Assholington the 3rd not even the furries can tolerate your retardation. Come back here and take your licks like the naughty little autist you are.

EDIT: the moment i post he comes back, fuck it.

 

[The Fool]

I have no friends to lose