DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Shirō Ishii]

Phil: Calls detractors immature morahns and childish
Also Phil: Acts like a kindergartner when anything sexual comes on
I'm sure if it was a dick on screen or half-naked guy he'd have no problem acting like a "mature adult"

 

[Nicole Eggert]

He was supposed to move on to Mario after he finished with Amnesia, but he's just been subjecting his audience to some hardcore begging for the last ten minutes. I honestly wonder why he even said he would move on to a different game, he should have just said "let's hang out" and then started begging.

 

[SojiroSakura]

He's still complaining about his ear infection. From last month. Grow the fuck up, pussy.

 

[hector85]

oh boy are we getting overtime 2 nights in a row? i just popped in a minute ago snd he wasn't even at $50

 

[SojiroSakura]

He just ranted for 5 minutes complaining that he can't show off his expensive lifestyle anymore in vlogs and admitted his parents buy him a lot of things.

Edit: Also, noticed how pretty much since the vest streak ended, he's stopped taking water breaks. Hmm...

 

[Dragoonism]

Keem asking for the most saltiest people on the internet to play Among Us with!

I would watch that combo!

 

[hector85]

He just ranted for 5 minutes complaining that he can't show off his expensive lifestyle anymore in vlogs and admitted his parents buy him a lot of things.

Edit: Also, noticed how pretty much since the vest streak ended, he's stopped taking water breaks. Hmm...

he took a water break last night, still barely made $50 despite the 20 minutes of overtime. idk why this fucker doesn't prefill the 12oz water bottle beforehand. he says it's the best water bottle hes ever used, guess he doesnt realize all stainless steel water bottles are like that and can get a 64oz one off amazon for like 30 bucks, those fuckers can keep ice in them for a couple days.

 

[grump]

Why does he think breastfeeding is sexual or looking at a breast is meant to stimulate you sexually? What is wrong with him? His Catholic schoolboy guilt is horrendous.

even one stray glance at a 3D fictional simulation of a woman's naughty bits (but not a man's) IS EXACTLY the same as tying up your WIFE and cornholing her best friend right in front of her. You're just too immature to understand. HES MARRIED...to his WIFE...who hes MARRIED to. Did I mention HES MARRIED to his WIFE???

 

[Frogga]

How Phil reacts to a woman's breast in a video game

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How Phil reacts to a fully nude man in a video game

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[grump]

Phil: Calls detractors immature morahns and childish
Also Phil: Acts like a kindergartner when anything sexual comes on
I'm sure if it was a dick on screen or half-naked guy he'd have no problem acting like a "mature adult"

Its funny how he went from one extreme of big dick swinging horndog to the other extreme of tightcrotched hysterical celibate at the sight of an uncovered female ankle. Its also ironic how really hamming up either sort of makes you think he's hiding the same thing.

 

[Iron Father]

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He's so insecure he will never birth a child as a family and his wife will never nurture a baby so he can't look at it, jesus christ lol

Mr. Mature Lahgical Adult Heterosexual Human Male turns into a giggling embarrassed mess at the mere sight of a breast, and in a non-sexual context to boot. I've said it multiple times but the one silver lining of this absolute faggot's existence is that he has chosen not to breed and stuck by it.

No child deserves to have his personality or insecurities transferred over to them. Imagine being a woman and this is the man you're married to, a guy who gets uncomfortable at breast-feeding and thinks something is sexual WHILE AN INFANT IS IN THE FRAME.

 

[Forbidden Math]

Alternate take: DSP was titillated by the breast feeding and was hiding it by going full clown mode. 2010 DSP would have been making sucking sounds (and probably enjoy making them a little bit too much).

 

[Iron Father]

Alternate take: DSP was titillated by the breast feeding and was hiding it by going full clown mode. 2010 DSP would have been making sucking sounds (and probably enjoy making them a little bit too much).

He was imagining himself as the woman, with a baby Rambo sucking on his hairy manboob. DSP is a pedo.

 

[tzgnilki]

ginshin impact on the line tomorrow, facing the tips-test

 

[hector85]

ginshin impact on the line tomorrow, facing the tips-test

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he was falling asleep an hour into the Thursday stream, game may be TOO chill for phil

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

Dood! He CAN'T look at a breast in any way or context! That's LITERALLY CHEATING on his wife! How can you dumb fucks not see that??

They aren’t mature adults with wives obviously. Little immature kids with their waifus

 

[PieceofShet]

I think its okay for streamers to just play a game, dicking around for a while... thats advertisement.

But when they do full playthroughs, that can make others not to get the game (because why? they already saw the story) so yea... streamers who do full playthroughs should pay a percentage to the creators

 

[Malcolm Tucker]

I think its okay for streamers to just play a game, dicking around for a while... thats advertisement.

But when they do full playthroughs, that can make others not to get the game (because why? they already saw the story) so yea... streamers who do full playthroughs should pay a percentage to the creators

If a license system were to ever come in place I reckon games publishers would just do exlusivity deals with Twitch/YT/Facebook. They would pay the fees and then they could take a bigger % of whatever income method they have (subs, superchats, etc.)

 

[hundredthousand]

Watched that breast scene.

Jesus fuck he is a mess. This is what happens to somebody who was raised a spoiled only-child and treated like he was perpetually 8 years old. Who then goes onto an adult life of complete social isolation, being near 40 now yet with the life experience of maybe an 18 year old.

He will probably never see nor understand just what a fucked up person his "career" of streaming has made him. It's sad actually.

 

[WolverineGuy22]

Watched that breast scene.

Jesus fuck he is a mess. This is what happens to somebody who was raised a spoiled only-child and treated like he was perpetually 8 years old. Who then goes onto an adult life of complete social isolation, being near 40 now yet with the life experience of maybe an 18 year old.

He will probably never see nor understand just what a fucked up person his "career" of streaming has made him. It's sad actually.

I love how just after, he got a cheer/tip referencing breast milk, and went on a rant about "this is why it shouldn't be in the game, because chat isn't mature enough to understand."