Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[John Andrews Stan]

I listened to as much of it as I could stand, about an hour. Holy shit, Dax actually claimed — twice — that his converted garage with no A/C is a mansion and also brought up his high school “achievements.” I kind of thought that was just thread hyperbole. What a fuckin’ loser.

 

[MightyBiteySnake]

Don´t forget rackets saying that Ralph isn´t a retard he just makes dumb decions beacuse of alchol. It was overall a super poor showing from everyone but PPP and that black guy who fucks minnesota women with pyramid schemes.

Love Rackets but he's a mega grifter who has kids to feed

 

[GenericReviewerDraco]

600 pages of laughing at Maddox's old buddy. I'm impressed all it took was cringy DMs, getting wrekt by an obese Canadian, and pedo shielding in the name of "free speech" to reach this zenith.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Love Rackets but he's a mega grifter who has kids to feed

He’s an alcoholic who has kids to feed and father. His wife is either a saint or a moron to put up with a man child who puts getting shitfaced with internet people ahead of his family. Maybe both.

 

[Kenobi]

It’s going to be increasingly challenging for a bald man with a combover in his 40s who screams out loud about getting drunk and rages about piddly shit to land any woman of substance at this point. At this stage it’s single moms who have kids from different men who just want a guy with a steady paycheck, women with daddy issues who will leave the instant a more famous celebrity wants to fuck them, and druggies who float from one bad decision to the next and are this /)(\ close to hitting rock bottom.

The IF reality.
We all tought MM was the biggest loser and bitch on this side of the forum. But each year that passes i come to realise more and more that hes far from the most pathetic person here. MM for all his fault has wife, kids and some form of employment. That might not be much compared to the normal person but to these internet wierdos that a major leauge difference.

Most cows on IF have diffrent things that make them a cow like Boogie, Dax and Ralph but what all makes them similair is that they live completly emtpy hedonistic lives. As long as the money and attention keeps rolling in for their drug of choice they don´t care. Beacuse then they can keep the little voice in their back of their heads silent. The one that tells them that this is wrong and that they are wasting their time. That they should have kids and live normal lives. But its gonna comeback to bite them one day soon.

I listened to as much of it as I could stand, about an hour. Holy shit, Dax actually claimed — twice — that his converted garage with no A/C is a mansion and also brought up his high school “achievements.” I kind of thought that was just thread hyperbole. What a fuckin’ loser.

Oh man you missed some good shit. After this PPP and Gym had a stream where Dax, Riketa and Ralph sniped him and Dax coped hardcore.
He got butthurt when Jim said he was funny and then he said in the same stream that he was so distrased over internet bullshit that Marie had to tell him not to do acid. It was wild.

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2:51:26 for PPP is funnier then dick cope.
2:52:56 for Marie stopping him from doing drugs.

Back in the simpspiracy thread there was a big war between Dickheads, Weebwarstistics and neetsamurai.
Weebwars didn´t wanna allow anyone to shit on their patron saint. The dickheads couldn´t accept that dax actually wasn´t a chad and that the trolling ppp was doing was hilarious so a 500 page war ensued.
Even Null enlisted and looked like a total sped. Defending the crackshack as a mansion. Looking in to users after Dick tweeted suspicons about @George Cuckzunian as someone called Ben and if i rember Null started asking around for his state or some shit?
Edit found it:

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

Speaking of images just begging for a caption competition:

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Nice dad, what’s your shoes like?

 

[Kenobi]

He’s an alcoholic who has kids to feed and father. His wife is either a saint or a moron to put up with a man child who puts getting shitfaced with internet people ahead of his family. Maybe both.

Rackets is making so much money that i think most women would put with a hell of a lot more.
To be honest of the few stream ive seen of her she dosent seem like the sharpest knife in the drawer. Buying in to pyramid schemes and having some wierd ass tattos.

 

[soy_king]

I listened to as much of it as I could stand, about an hour. Holy shit, Dax actually claimed — twice — that his converted garage with no A/C is a mansion and also brought up his high school “achievements.” I kind of thought that was just thread hyperbole. What a fuckin’ loser.

Did you get to him bragging about being Homecoming King and living in a Barbie Dream Mansion? That was probably the greatest kino of the year. I'll try to find you the timestamp of when Corey Barnhill (pedophile, liar) doxes Dick's address live on air AFTER Dick demands he come on, despite Rackets warning him that that would be a bad idea. (This happened after PPP left).

 

[Bob Barker]

Looking in to users after Dick tweeted suspicons about @George Cuckzunian as someone called Ben and if i rember Null started asking around for his state or some shit?

Best part of that was there was a 50 page arc about everything from if it even mattered if he was ben, if calling him ben was just a distraction technique, and if he was actually ben.

Then someone proved he was ben conclusively with a single post and no one cared anymore.

 

[KateHikes14]

Best part of that was there was a 50 page arc about everything from if it even mattered if he was ben, if calling him ben was just a distraction technique, and if he was actually ben.

Then someone proved he was ben conclusively with a single post and no one cared anymore.

That shit was beyond frustrating when all (some of us wanted to do) was talk about dax acting like a massive faggot. I have to give Maddax credit he can be fairly good at manipulating at times. Maybe he actually is part Trump's chosen after all.

 

[Love Machine]

Best part of that was there was a 50 page arc about everything from if it even mattered if he was ben, if calling him ben was just a distraction technique, and if he was actually ben.

Then someone proved he was ben conclusively with a single post and no one cared anymore.

Back in the simpspiracy thread there was a big war between Dickheads, Weebwarstistics and neetsamurai.
Weebwars didn´t wanna allow anyone to shit on their patron saint. The dickheads couldn´t accept that dax actually wasn´t a chad and that the trolling ppp was doing was hilarious so a 500 page war ensued.
Even Null enlisted and looked like a total sped. Defending the crackshack as a mansion. Looking in to users after Dick tweeted suspicons about @George Cuckzunian as someone called Ben and if i rember Null started asking around for his state or some shit?

I've recently said this in the PPP thread in regards to Teaclips, and I know Null has expressed somewhat similar sentiments. But having people who are somewhat involved with the cow sockpuppeting or trying to fly under the radar in said lolcow's thread is autistic and should not be abided. It turns the thread into petty grudge matches rather then just doing it for a laugh. It also undermines the discussion, Its like how all the ecelebs were just posting on /cow/ to take shots at each other. It is cancer and makes things worse.

 

[Old Man Mario]

Best part of that was there was a 50 page arc about everything from if it even mattered if he was ben, if calling him ben was just a distraction technique, and if he was actually ben.

Then someone proved he was ben conclusively with a single post and no one cared anymore.

Wait a minute, Ben !! I thought we were all Ben!

 

[Popper Whiting]

Cross-posting from Digipedo's thread:

https://web.archive.org/web/2020102...oidgazerVizzy/status/1320520137536163848?s=20

https://tw.tinf.io/VoidgazerVizzy/status/1320520137536163848?s=20

Riley clocks in at a healthy 239 and mintsalad a petite 184

Christ the droopage on Mint's boobs, the girl is going to have grandma titties by the time she's 24. The fact that Dax and co had a whole lot of drama about a chick well on her way to unintentionally cos-playing as Miss Choksondik destroys any credibility in the idea that anyone involved is in any way a chad.

 

[2021Murder]

It’s going to be increasingly challenging for a bald man with a combover in his 40s who screams out loud about getting drunk and rages about piddly shit to land any woman of substance at this point. At this stage it’s single moms who have kids from different men who just want a guy with a steady paycheck, women with daddy issues who will leave the instant a more famous celebrity wants to fuck them, and druggies who float from one bad decision to the next and are this /)(\ close to hitting rock bottom.

Thats why i brought up past girlfriends, from what i can tell Dick has only been able to bang trash since at least 2014. Hes never been a chad so much as a guy that does the sex equivalent of eating out of trash cans

 

[TheSimpShow]

I listened to as much of it as I could stand, about an hour. Holy shit, Dax actually claimed — twice — that his converted garage with no A/C is a mansion and also brought up his high school “achievements.” I kind of thought that was just thread hyperbole. What a fuckin’ loser.

If you want a quick "easy" to digest and comical recap of Dax's lolcow-dom I do encourage you to watch my show, yes I make loud voices, yes it's very autistic. Yet it's an exaggerated re-cap of a lot of things about Dax that are true, it's educational and entertaining.

 

[Sped Xing]

Cross-posting from Digipedo's thread:

https://web.archive.org/web/2020102...oidgazerVizzy/status/1320520137536163848?s=20

https://tw.tinf.io/VoidgazerVizzy/status/1320520137536163848?s=20

Riley clocks in at a healthy 239 and mintsalad a petite 184

I was thinking "Rylyeh looks way fatter than 240," but then I understood. I've never seen his legs. Dude must look like a candied apple.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

Christ the droopage on Mint's boobs, the girl is going to have grandma titties by the time she's 24. The fact that Dax and co had a whole lot of drama about a chick well on her way to unintentionally cos-playing as Miss Choksondik destroys any credibility in the idea that anyone involved is in any way a chad.

The only woman in the Maddaxsphere who is remotely attractive is JLH, who Dax had to simp hard for, who was in an unhappy marriage, and after leaving, caused this shitstorm to happen. Everyone else is just crazy and they don’t even have the “hot but crazy” thing going for them.

For any of Maddax’s followers who read this, it’s really not hard to get laid, especially if the bar for attractiveness is a 184 pound, saggy tittied girl with a derpy moon face. Your niche can be the guy who hits on the DUFFs (designated ugly fat friends) while the other guys can hit on the more attractive women. You’ll have your niche in your friend circles and get taken to more parties so you can hit on the MintSalads of the world. You can hit on the ugly chicks, the ugly chicks can get attention, and your other friends can get higher quality women. It’s win-win-win!

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

I listened to as much of it as I could stand, about an hour. Holy shit, Dax actually claimed — twice — that his converted garage with no A/C is a mansion and also brought up his high school “achievements.” I kind of thought that was just thread hyperbole. What a fuckin’ loser.

Is that this week’s? It’s going to be even more insufferable than usual if so.
Edit: Or is it the stream from the start of it, where we realized that this really was about Dick being a worthless bum instead of it just being something PPP could get back at Ralph with?

 

[soy_king]

Thats why i brought up past girlfriends, from what i can tell Dick has only been able to bang trash since at least 2014. Hes never been a chad so much as a guy that does the sex equivalent of eating out of trash cans

No wonder he and Ralph are such good friends then.

 

[Had]

Seans not going to road rage Tampa

Looks like even he can smell the dumpster fire