šŸ· Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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ShakkaAhmose said:
What friends does he even have in DC? I imagine all he has is a fed handler who make fun of him constantly.
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Jacob Whol? Is Digitroon in DC? What about Pantsuparty or whoever its ex gender blob goes by?
Maybe this is all a big sting to catch some killstream paypigs with questionable shit on their devices or drugs?
I'm not even sure Ethan knows what he's doing when he gets to Florida.
 
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hm new bibble fan lol
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i refused to believe bibble could have anyone pay attention to him but then i realized they have pronouns in bio, troons waifus flocking to the killmitae now
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they were the one person awake for the collett show it seems lol
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and it seems the caliber of groupies they can get is some vapid troon trying to become a real whore.
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theyre just like barbie! lack of female genitalia and all
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Haru Okumura said:
Ethan claims to be in DC:

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My schizo take is that Ralph found himself a new e-whore and is visiting her in DC.
There would be no reason to use "they disagreed" other than to hide the fact that he's talking about a female, and the tweet seems top be a stupid way Ralph would use when trying to impress a woman "let's ask my followers if they agree with me".

I think he's looking for a replacement, I don't think Faith's been with him for some time now, he avoids most topics relating to the baby, hasn't shown her like he usually does, never mentions her, etc. Maybe he learned his lesson and she is actually there with him, (but that hasn't happened in 5+ years so why would it start now?), it wouldn't be surprising that he'd already be trying to cheat on her if she is there either.

But like others have said, maybe it is time to start ignoring Ralph and to let his show become the new Tonka Radio/Tonky Time/whatever. Other than the event with Dax in December, there's not much potential for entertainment anymore, as much as I despise Baked, at least things happen every day.
 
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RalphsFailingKidneys said:
My schizo take is that Ralph found himself a new e-whore and is visiting her in DC.
There would be no reason to use "they disagreed" other than to hide the fact that he's talking about a female, and the tweet seems top be a stupid way Ralph would use when trying to impress a woman "let's ask my followers if they agree with me".

I think he's looking for a replacement, I don't think Faith's been with him for some time now, he avoids most topics relating to the baby, hasn't shown her like he usually does, never mentions her, etc. Maybe he learned his lesson and she is actually there with him, (but that hasn't happened in 5+ years so why would it start now?), it wouldn't be surprising that he'd already be trying to cheat on her if she is there either.

But like others have said, maybe it is time to start ignoring Ralph and to let his show become the new Tonka Radio/Tonky Time/whatever. Other than the event with Dax in December, there's not much potential for entertainment anymore, as much as I despise Baked, at least things happen every day.
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I find myself agreeing with you on this, about the new ETHOT. Ralph is too much of a braggart to NOT keep talking about Faith publicly. Especially due to the fact that the Vickers have seemingly backed off. This is prime time that Ralph would be bragging how he "beat/owned the haters" he is too megalomaniacal to just let it go. He wants people to perceive himself to be "powerful" and "winning" to let this go. He is probably keeping quiet because Faith is probably back in CA with the rents or in transition to do it. There is no way Ralph just stops talking about Faith or about himself getting her "young pussy". He always has to remind people his dick is getting wet somehow. Unless she is gone and saying that might get the Vickers to BTFO him for lying about it.
 
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RalphsFailingKidneys said:
My schizo take is that Ralph found himself a new e-whore and is visiting her in DC.
There would be no reason to use "they disagreed" other than to hide the fact that he's talking about a female, and the tweet seems top be a stupid way Ralph would use when trying to impress a woman "let's ask my followers if they agree with me".

I think he's looking for a replacement, I don't think Faith's been with him for some time now, he avoids most topics relating to the baby, hasn't shown her like he usually does, never mentions her, etc. Maybe he learned his lesson and she is actually there with him, (but that hasn't happened in 5+ years so why would it start now?), it wouldn't be surprising that he'd already be trying to cheat on her if she is there either.

But like others have said, maybe it is time to start ignoring Ralph and to let his show become the new Tonka Radio/Tonky Time/whatever. Other than the event with Dax in December, there's not much potential for entertainment anymore, as much as I despise Baked, at least things happen every day.
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Things have certainly changed since those days Faith was sitting just off-camera and handing Ralph her "artwork". Enough time has passed for reality to set in so Ralph is huddling with his capos trying to come up with an exit strategy. Unfortunately for Ralph, he's stuck on the breakdown lane of the Po'white trash Parkway, far from any exit.

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Haru Okumura said:
Something's definitely fishy about Ethan's travel.

He claims he's on vacation, but he never said anything about any vacation plans beforehand (searches for "travel", "hotel", etc likewise turn up nothing recent):

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During the show on Friday, he claimed that he'd had the Mark Collett appearance scheduled several weeks in advance and didn't want to cancel such a longstanding arrangement for the sake of his travel. However, in truth he only booked Mark 9 days ahead of time:

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Given his precarious financial situation, it seems pretty unlikely that he'd just spontaneously decide to go on a trip with only a week's deliberation, especially since he's going to be spending a fair amount on the Masterson event in just two months. He was definitely using a totally different setup on Friday, though, and was not the host, so he presumably was actually away from home.

My schizo theory is that Vickers is in town and that, as a condition of keeping Faith on his healthcare plan to cover the pregnancy, Ethan was mandated to bring her to see him on short notice. Why else would Ethan suddenly start sperging out about how he and Vickers are on speaking terms now when we've been past the Vickers stuff for months?
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He goes on a ton of vacations. That's what I always found surprising, especially during lockdowns.
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or perhaps the police situation is now caught up to him and hes a gunt on the run.
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I thought the schizo theory was going to be that he was doing community service, that the police actually were interested. They seem to not care though.

Personally think he just wants to get out of the house so takes a trip at every opportunity, even if it's just staying overnight at a hotel.
RalphsFailingKidneys said:
My schizo take is that Ralph found himself a new e-whore and is visiting her in DC.
There would be no reason to use "they disagreed" other than to hide the fact that he's talking about a female, and the tweet seems top be a stupid way Ralph would use when trying to impress a woman "let's ask my followers if they agree with me".
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Weren't the Digi's in D.C.? Maybe he's not saying their names because it brings up controversy and he doesn't want people talking about it. If it was just the Vickers visiting, I would think he'd be bragging that they are onboard and becoming a family. I'm surprised he doesn't talk about Faith any more, not by name per se, but he doesn't use terminology like 'we had a great time'.
 
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My schizo theory is that Vickers is in town and that, as a condition of keeping Faith on his healthcare plan to cover the pregnancy, Ethan was mandated to bring her to see him on short notice. Why else would Ethan suddenly start sperging out about how he and Vickers are on speaking terms now when we've been past the Vickers stuff for months?
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If I were the vickers id say fuck Ethan and faith and let them be broke.
 
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Weren't the Digi's in D.C.? Maybe he's not saying their names because it brings up controversy and he doesn't want people talking about it. If
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Sir, are you aware of Ethan Ralph?
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Has Faith been on TRR recently or in any of Ralph's photos?

He was constantly showing her off before.
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I mean, either he could have realized it's unwise to do that, or they could no longer be together. The former is completely impossible so it must be the latter.
 
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RalphsFailingKidneys said:
My schizo take is that Ralph found himself a new e-whore and is visiting her in DC.
There would be no reason to use "they disagreed" other than to hide the fact that he's talking about a female, and the tweet seems top be a stupid way Ralph would use when trying to impress a woman "let's ask my followers if they agree with me".

I think he's looking for a replacement, I don't think Faith's been with him for some time now, he avoids most topics relating to the baby, hasn't shown her like he usually does, never mentions her, etc. Maybe he learned his lesson and she is actually there with him, (but that hasn't happened in 5+ years so why would it start now?), it wouldn't be surprising that he'd already be trying to cheat on her if she is there either.

But like others have said, maybe it is time to start ignoring Ralph and to let his show become the new Tonka Radio/Tonky Time/whatever. Other than the event with Dax in December, there's not much potential for entertainment anymore, as much as I despise Baked, at least things happen every day.
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PPP: Do you know who iam?
Ralph:Yes
PPP:Then you know what i want...
Ralph:Your insane!
PPP:The autists will have another harvest even if its just a pile of kerns! I want that flagging history, Mr. Ralph!
Ralph:You will never get it!
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he is claiming that destiny is trying to remove his blue check mark whether this is true or not, it is still pretty funny
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lol i didnt bother reading it. lmfao he really is matt now staying up for a bit more during his 12+ hour sleeping hibernation period than normal thinking about schizo delusions of his precious checkmark being "stolen" all while blocking and reporting twitter and youtube accounts en masse of course

went back to the troon slut orbiting bibble,
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GATOR GATOR AH CAUGHT 'EM GAYOPPIN MUH NEWH SLAYM PIG! UH AH MEAN VALOOED GAEYST!
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