US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Hillary Clinton's was a kind of a normal expected modern American campaign though. With Biden's campaign, it feels like some third world political strategy where the people know the media is not on their side and never trust them. And combine that with ANTIFA and BLM, this was definitely some third world political campaign. The mayors's lies reminded me of leaders in third world shitholes. Trump better invoke the 1807 insurrection act if he wins and ANTIFA decides to stage a real revolution.

Yeah looking back, Hillary's campaign was pretty much a generic campaign. It only stood out and was bad because of the candidate who was the most corrupt woman in politics.

 

[StarkRavingMad]

Yeah looking back, Hillary's campaign was pretty much a generic campaign. It only stood out and was bad because of the candidate who was the most corrupt woman in politics.

Hillary's campaign was more normal and run-of-the-mill, if not absolutely entitled. Her campaign was arrogant, because "IT WAS HER TURN!"

This Biden campaign? Most corrupt and dishonest thing I have ever seen in American politics in my lifetime. His campaign has been straight-up Orwellian.

 

[verissimus]

Now that I think about it, it really does feel like the only person(s) running an actual campaign are Trump and Pence. I mean really, excluding your regular local or national political ads, does anyone feel like their governors are up for re-election or election? How about your Senator? Your Representatives? Anybody?

As for the main event...ffs. I mean seriously just look what Trump is doing. When he's not physically stumping through multiple states in a single day and cutting wrestling promos pretty much each time (as I said something I never would have expected a candidate to ever do), he, or his surrogates, are pumping videos on youtube, hitting Twitter, answering questions, etc. Wtf are either Joe, Kamala, or their surrogates doing? Why not just say eff it. Who gives af if we look like hypocrites with all the dumbass Covid restrictions, let's just get out there. I mean, do you want to win or not? Don't you want to take the Orange-man down or not? You were willing to get behind people breaking all your meaningless mandates months ago and nobody outside the right called you out for it. Why not do it again? What do you care?

 

[Iceland Heavy]

Now that I think about it, it really does feel like the only person(s) running an actual campaign are Trump and Pence. I mean really, excluding your regular local or national political ads, does anyone feel like their governors are up for re-election or election? How about your Senator? Your Representatives? Anybody?

Well, one of my senators is Kamala, and she is nominally up for election. Every time she steps out in public she makes gaffes like this though, so the Dems have to keep her about as lidded as Dementia Joe is.

 

[tehpope]

Now that I think about it, it really does feel like the only person(s) running an actual campaign are Trump and Pence. I mean really, excluding your regular local or national political ads, does anyone feel like their governors are up for re-election or election? How about your Senator? Your Representatives? Anybody?

I barely see any trump or biden ads online. I see a ton of ads for the house race in my state. Way too much. There's been a few ads for Governor.

 

[Inventor of the Telephone]

Well, one of my senators is Kamala, and she is nominally up for election. Every time she steps out in public she makes gaffes like this though, so the Dems have to keep her about as lidded as Dementia Joe is.

How do you pronounce Kamala Harris? Here is the right way to say her name

The presumptive Democratic vice presidential candidate released a video in 2016 with kids showing the proper pronunciation of her first name.

nypost.com

It’s not “camel-uh,” or “kuh-mahl-uh” or “karmel-uh,” according to the clip, which aired during Harris’ run for Senate.

Simply put — it’s “comma-la,” the California senator wrote in the preface of her 2019 memoir “The Truths We Hold.”

Someone needs to inform Kamala that she's mispronouncing her own name. That's racist!

 

[Screw Danlon]

Their cities are more modern and have more modern conveniences like light rail, Xi has nothing but positive support of his people, their celluar network is better, and their media has nothing but positive things to say about their government.

Meanwhile america wastes too much time on partisan politics and people refuse to listen to what the experts supported by the media tell them what's really better for them and refuse to upgrade our cities because nbodoy wants to pay taxes.

Faggot, there are places over there where you can’t get fucking food and they live in huts with dirt floors. If people say the wrong things in text messages they can get arrested and killed. Your troll schtick is usually pretty funny, but stanning for China is stupid to the point of offensiveness to reason.

speaking of which: 六四事件, 我爱小熊维尼, 自由西藏

 

[verissimus]

FFS...even Trump is calling out Joe for running a shit campaign : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILTnbAhs1QU

 

[Sithis]

How do you pronounce Kamala Harris? Here is the right way to say her name

The presumptive Democratic vice presidential candidate released a video in 2016 with kids showing the proper pronunciation of her first name.

nypost.com

Someone needs to inform Kamala that she's mispronouncing her own name. That's racist!

Not even shitting, a couple weeks ago I was on the phone with my mom checking on her, and she - a 64 year old woman - called Kamala "Cameltoe".
Many lols were had, it was great. To this day I don't know if it was intentional or if she even has any idea what cameltoe means if it was intentional.

 

[Tealeaf]

Which is basically a plan to social engineer the West into bugmen hives. The idea of owning your own house, driving your own car, or living outside of an apartment megaplex will be unthinkable.

These extravagant globalist plans puzzle me. They would be far more effective at their dehumanising goals if they took less ambitious steps that normal people actually want.

There’s tons of people living in and around existing urban areas who would really like to not spend 60% of their income on housing expenses, and building bigger and denser is the most effective way to ease that pain.

Normalizing urban development is a quick trajectory to bugmen hives.

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

And?

If the government doesn't get more control over people's lives they're going to ruin the planet with their selfish desires and then we'll have no place to live.

Global warming is considered the #1 threat over terrorism for a reason.

Except China is rated higher and is stronger than the US.

Their cities are more modern and have more modern conveniences like light rail, Xi has nothing but positive support of his people, their celluar network is better, and their media has nothing but positive things to say about their government.

Meanwhile america wastes too much time on partisan politics and people refuse to listen to what the experts supported by the media tell them what's really better for them and refuse to upgrade our cities because nbodoy wants to pay taxes.

Tell me how many Africans did China capture and enslave? none

How many African Americans were shot by Chinese Police? none

This alone proves their moral superiority.

You are trying way too hard.


ETA: @Corette you too.

 

[LurkTrawl]

I barely see any trump or biden ads online. I see a ton of ads for the house race in my state. Way too much. There's been a few ads for Governor.

For me it's mostly yard signs, and most of them are for local election stuff, school board positions and the like. Weirdly I've seen very few Biden or Trump stuff. Most of my online ads are for regular consumer stuff.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

And?

If the government doesn't get more control over people's lives they're going to ruin the planet with their selfish desires and then we'll have no place to live.

Global warming is considered the #1 threat over terrorism for a reason.

If we give the government more control with our current elites, we'll get a tyranny. And those have a far worse environmental track record than democracy. Our current elites are the same people who shipped our manufacturing to China where it is far more environmentally destructive just to make a few bucks. They are the same people who are funding critical race theory as an attack on the environmental movement, making the Sierra Club apologize for being too white and too rich. These people only care about money, power, personal longevity, and fucking underage girls; concern for the natural world is just meaningless sentimentality to them. They want to get rid of the substance, while using the hollowed-out form of environmentalism as another tool to control people.

Compared to Xi Trump is incompetent tyrant.

When you aren't actually trying to be a tyrant, you're going to be pretty incompetent at it, yeah. Besides, Xi has had decades of systematic education in how to be a tyrant. It's not a fair contest!

 

[kobebyarlant]

Rate me or whatever but I remember in 2008 looking at rigged polls that oversampled Republicans to convince myself McCain would win despite the overwhelming crowds Obama drew in at events. Sound familiar?

 

[JosephStalin]

Hillary Clinton's was a kind of a normal expected modern American campaign though. With Biden's campaign, it feels like some third world political strategy where the people know the media is not on their side and never trust them. And combine that with ANTIFA and BLM, this was definitely some third world political campaign. The mayors's lies reminded me of leaders in third world shitholes. Trump better invoke the 1807 insurrection act if he wins and ANTIFA decides to stage a real revolution.

Between the NG, law enforcement and militias ANITFA's "revolution" will be short, but exciting. Think boots squashing cockroaches.

@The 8 of Spades - Marissa Moira's a Chinese troll. Put him/her/it on "Ignore". I sure did.



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[CrippleThreat]

Rate me or whatever but I remember in 2008 looking at rigged polls that oversampled Republicans to convince myself McCain would win despite the overwhelming crowds Obama drew in at events. Sound familiar?

And McCain was the kind of guy would draw in those "hesitant to radical shifts" voters who held off on "first black who could do it" Barry and the "rude outsider" Don. You could say the same thing of Romney who thought he was going to win and had some polls that favored him.

These trends, man...

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

Marissa Moira's a Chinese troll. Put him/her/it on "Ignore". I sure did.

But I like their takes in the gaming subforum...Dilemma.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

thing of Romney who thought he was going to win and had some polls that favored him.

Romney could have won if he hadn't cucked in the second and third debates.

 

[ChikN10der]

But I like their takes in the gaming subforum...Dilemma.

@Marissa Moira rides the edge of poes law very well. Check out their posts in tes.

 

[It's HK-47]

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Ahh, yes. Four more years of George Lopez, that makes so much more sense. How silly of us for not realizing that.

I'd say "nice try" but it's really not.