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This latest arc of desperate turbo-begging is just another example of DSP taking something negative that happened to him and repurposing it into an arsenal of sympathy.

If he were truly in as bad a situation as he claims where he can't even afford groceries and haircuts let alone the gear he needs to stream (because as we all know DSP is a boring faggot that needs brand new games and consoles to bring in any viewers) he could just ask his wife to cover his butt and buy him 1 new game per paycheck until he's through this period of expenses. He talks about his finances as if he's a single guy living paycheck to paycheck.

He's a married man with no children and a working wife. He shouldn't need to beg like this, so he's obviously lying somewhere (dur). Either his marriage is a sham and they co-inhabit that house while living completely financially separate lives or he's just opportunistically milking a few chargebacks into a full scale drama arc and in reality he can afford everything he needs. Can't be both, bitchtits.
 
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Cistern Rumbler said:
He's a married man with no children and a working wife. He shouldn't need to beg like this, so he's obviously lying somewhere (dur). Either his marriage is a sham and they co-inhabit that house while living completely financially separate lives or he's just opportunistically milking a few chargebacks into a full scale drama arc and in reality he can afford everything he needs. Can't be both, bitchtits.
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We know that Phil is spending hundreds a day on WWE gatcha and more than likely Kat contributes nothing to the house because she can probably work Phil's feeble ego to being the big manly provider of the house while she just does her own thing. Even if he got $10,000 one day he would be begging the next day and would fritter it away within weeks, Phil is the ideal rube that 50 years ago would be penniless and living in a sewer.
 
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Pargon said:
Been said before but knowing his luck they'd set his whole neighborhood aflame and upon the smoke clearing his would be the only unit left standing. Then he'd jump on Twitter to gloat about how all of his former neighbors are dumbfucks for not having emergency axes.
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Or his whole unit goes up in flames but he streams from a starbucks instead.

"cmon guys the coffee here is expensive I really need you to step up with the contributions"
 
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Look at this pathetic fucker. Nice Stone Cold t-shirt, what are you, 12?
 

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ReentryPhantom said:
Look at this pathetic fucker. Nice Stone Cold t-shirt, what are you, 12?
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I just went to his streams and he is skipping dialog while saying "bla bla bla asshole,thanks for nothing asshole bla bla bla. Ok guys thank you for telling me I needed that mushroom...what was his name? Mungus? The muguns among us? ACK ACK *snort followed by throat clear* " I immediately closed the stream after those 15 seconds.
 
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tripmix said:
There are wheelchairs out there who would watch him sleep and throw money at him
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He has had fans in the past openly admit to leaving his youtube playlists running while they were asleep or in class. This was while he was with Machinima and had a Per Views contract.
WhalefromtheRafters said:
He would probably be one of those cunty white people who kiss black people's feet in public.
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That would require him to both be voluntarily in public and not to be a mumbling, awkward wallflower which we know he is from accounts of people who've met him. In person he is, at best, completely unremarkable, which considering his chosen career and past in the FGC has got to be a defensive mechanism to get people to ignore and/or forget him because he is terrified of human interaction.
 
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Comma said:
Holy shit, he just straight up asked for tips, almost demanded them:

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Does he realize that Twitch tipping is just like normal tipping like in restaurants, where you live a tip if you live the service? It's not something you should demand, and given the garbage quality of his streams, he already gets a lot of tips.
 
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Stupid Piece of Shit said:
Does he realize that Twitch tipping is just like normal tipping like in restaurants, where you live a tip if you live the service? It's not something you should demand, and given the garbage quality of his streams, he already gets a lot of tips.
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Imo He does, but he also thinks he does a good job so... or he thinks tiping is “mandatory” since America
 
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No, he doesn't.
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I can't help but hope and pray that he has some sort of contract with Kat to be his live-in beard who occasionally washes his filthy drawers. He's behind in his payments and panicking that she's about to drop him like a bad habit, move out, leave him to wallow in filth and blab to the internet what life was like with him.
 
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