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MediocreMilt said:
Australia to Canada? lol yeah ok. dude wouldn't commit across a State/Province border and cited the pandemic as one reason to break up, but he's totally going to get with an Australian woman.
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That was just a excuse that Shoe was too dumb to doubt. He was practically saying that he wouldn't give up his Canadian healthcare, lmao. That's real love there, sure.
 
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soryu said:
Some photos of Greg's new girlfriend. She is Patrice Johnson of Adelaide, Australia. Also known as TreecyGirl.


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Sure it's an upgrade from Wigonhead but what sort of dumb bitch do you need to be to edate some wash out eceleb in a totally different continent.
 
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soryu said:
Some photos of Greg's new girlfriend. She is Patrice Johnson of Adelaide, Australia. Also known as TreecyGirl.


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Seeing how well his relationship with Shoe, who lives in America, went, I'm sure dating someone that's a 24 hour flight away during a pandemic will end even better.
 
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soryu said:
She seems to be a long time fan of urban legends. Her seemingly inactive YouTube has one playlist dedicated to bigfoot.
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cryptids are cool. Good taste. I guess that explains the latest Greg videos which are now a tad odd, but they seem a lot more fun and sustainable than what he was doing previously, so all around still a positive. Maybe they work on them together a bit
 
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bixbycr said:
Is she really reacting to a puppet show on her brainlet livestream? How bland.

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She's a broken husk of a woman, hollow and desolate. Her life prospects dwindling fast.

StarkRavingMad said:
It would be absolutely hilarious if Greg turned this long distance relationship into a marriage.

Come on, you all know you're rooting for it at this point lol.
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Please let's hope this happens and we get a quasi-Ethan Ralph arc.
 
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bixbycr said:
Is she really reacting to a puppet show on her brainlet livestream? How bland.

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1 second in, why even fucking bother censoring the handle of a sand nigger more popular than you, June? Everyone knows he's a super Biden shill who posts fellow-kids cringe like calling his Biden/Copmala hoodie "litAF" and how #hype he is wearing it.
No one but other shills like him. Water is wet.

Edit: Moviebob too? Going for the high fruit, eh June?

The normal was never great.
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To quote Joe Biden; "Shut up, man."
You're an upper middle class yuppie who lives in a better house than I do and I count myself lucky and fortunate to live in the US.
You've had a big-ass room in a big-ass house to yourself to this day, while I shared a half-sized room in my family's Apt with 2 sisters for 18 years then moved out on my own. I never had mommy and daddy's money to bail me out. Suburban children whining about millionaire boomers is never going to win over the blue collars and proles, you spaz.
You know nothing about normal. You have never been normal, and while that was great in high school, it has now lead you to being miserable, alone, and bitter.

As autistic as Greg is, he has shown one thing you never will; focus.
He focused on rebuilding himself and making content he enjoys and that people can watch to de-stress. He's seemingly focusing on improving his physique (baby steps), and appears to now have someone new in his life (please hold onto this one, Greg. Do you really want to June to be your peak?) while all you have is politics.

And Jesus H, you're pushing 30, not 45. Look presentable for fuck's sake. Is this what happens to everyone who interacts with Vaush? Deathfat June when?

P.S. Mark Hamill is senile if he thinks that he's going to recover all his old fans he told to fuck off should Joe win.
Disney has ruined your main cashcow, and you shunned the Batman TAS fanbase years earlier.
 
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Oh my God, June is literally a SJW. The whole "brunch" and "normal was never great" argument just became a trendy talking point within the past couple days. No one is buying it except for those already virtue signalling.
June thinking she's speaking for poor people is fucking hilarious. All of us are still working, you're not.
 
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soryu said:
She seems to be a long time fan of urban legends. Her seemingly inactive YouTube has one playlist dedicated to bigfoot.
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So it all came true? Shoe and Greg split up and it ends up with Greg basically immediately getting out of politics, losing weight, and getting a much better girlfriend that is into cryptids and shit?
What kind of fucking YA novel is this timeline?
 
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Ita Mori said:
So you're saying Greg did 3 hours of video content to impress a girl?
That's as autistic as it is cute, ngl.

She is definitely an upgrade over June so far, no doubt.
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Wouldn't it be funny if he had her sugarmomma him the same way he did June? We all mock him but apparently women actually believe hes the hot shit he says he is.

I come here expecting comments about Vaush describing Shoe0nhead masturbating but i get this instead?
 
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2020Suicide said:
We all mock him but apparently women actually believe hes the hot shit he says he is.
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Women are weird, they'd be attracted to a disembodied hand if it had game and some kind of success.
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I come here expecting comments about Vaush describing Shoe0nhead masturbating but i get this instead?
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?????
 
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