"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

[ToroidalBoat]

Well the potato didn't get his looks from his old man, that's for sure.

Also it's kind of a surprise that Phil wasn't just phibbing when he said his dad died. You know, as a ploy to get more asspats?

 

[Alex Krycek]

If I recall correctly another reason he probably wouldn’t go back to his mom even if he could was his stepdad, or moms boyfriend Dale. They had a very strained relationship and Dale would be cold to Phil over not helping with the bills and only working one day a week at the Wawa deli. Dale and Phil’s mom may have broken up at some point. Memory from that time period is kinda hazy.

 

[Sissy]

I hope their father gets buried like a true Italian. Under a plate of spaghetti!

 

[ToroidalBoat]

My guess is he got caught stealing something like food.

How do we know the fight happened in the first place?

And not as Phil lied about how it went?

 

[A Grey Cat]

I saw the headline on the front page and I'm like...who the fuck is adf?...but it's still a tragic loss and whoever he is he has my condolences
Edit: it's come to my attention phil is a human pos and has actually gloated about his dad dying. My mistake I guess it was old habits when it came to death and dying

 

[AnOminous]

I saw the headline on the front page and I'm like...who the fuck is adf?...but it's still a tragic loss and whoever he is he has my condolences

Phil doesn't deserve anything but a fucking rope, and he actually gloated about his own father's death.

 

[Professor Iris]

Gee, I wouldn't be too smug in telling your dad to enjoy hell, ADF. You'll be going there soon enough.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Phil doesn't deserve anything but a fucking rope, and he actually gloated about his own father's death.

It's very cold hearted of him to do that. Then again, Phil lives in a fantasy land and not reality.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

Uh oh!
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should the kiwi operatives pull out?

"Can't win in a direct confrontation"

Implying he wouldn't break like glass at the first back-hand.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

I don't follow him too closely but I think it's funny how every single "listing" for shit he's selling (why not give it away, marxist comrade?) not only has the origin story of the item for Phil but also a description of how he is going to replace it.

Who cares that he plans to replace his bedazzled bike with an "unmarked" one (fucking lol). Who cares that he's going to buy a different kind of LARP swat vest later? Or that he has a riot helmet so he no longer needs this plastic one?

 

[Terrorist]

RIP Angelo. But I'll say what I always do about the dead parents of lolcows: to produce Phil, he had to have seriously fucked up as father somehow. You reap what you sow as a parent, simple as. It's possible he was either much too lenient, or just was an old fashioned guy who didn't understand how to parent a kid with Phil's latent mental issues. Like Bob Chandler, it doesn't make him a bad man (unlike Bob, at least Angelo didn't encourage his son's delusional persecution complex), but it does suggest some parental inadequacies.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

RIP Angelo. But I'll say what I always do about the dead parents of lolcows: to produce Phil, he had to have seriously fucked up as father somehow. You reap what you sow as a parent, simple as. It's possible he was either much too lenient, or just was an old fashioned guy who didn't understand how to parent a kid with Phil's latent mental issues. Like Bob Chandler, it doesn't make him a bad man (unlike Bob, at least Angelo didn't encourage his son's delusional persecution complex), but it does suggest some parental inadequacies.

It's all on his disabled mother.

 

[AnOminous]

I don't follow him too closely but I think it's funny how every single "listing" for shit he's selling (why not give it away, marxist comrade?) not only has the origin story of the item for Phil but also a description of how he is going to replace it.

He is giving it away. He isn't selling any of this tard gear.

 

[ʕノ•ᴥ•ʔノ Pander]

Is the A-log ROE off of Phil?

Cause this blatant grave dancing is about to give me an aneurism.

 

[Red Mask]

I don't follow him too closely but I think it's funny how every single "listing" for shit he's selling (why not give it away, marxist comrade?) not only has the origin story of the item for Phil but also a description of how he is going to replace it.

Who cares that he plans to replace his bedazzled bike with an "unmarked" one (fucking lol). Who cares that he's going to buy a different kind of LARP swat vest later? Or that he has a riot helmet so he no longer needs this plastic one?

To be fair, he’s not living in a Marxist economy, so he has to sell it to make money, but he should also er, get a job, maybe? Like he’d last three seconds. Then again, if he’s ever in a Soviet anything, he’d be in a Gulag or The Wall.

 

[Terrorist]

It's all on his disabled mother.

Then Angie made a mistake in his choice of woman (like Bob did with Barb), and/or couldn't guide his woman rightly as head of the family. Either way, he bears some blame in how Phil turned out.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

I don't follow him too closely but I think it's funny how every single "listing" for shit he's selling (why not give it away, marxist comrade?) not only has the origin story of the item for Phil but also a description of how he is going to replace it.

Who cares that he plans to replace his bedazzled bike with an "unmarked" one (fucking lol). Who cares that he's going to buy a different kind of LARP swat vest later? Or that he has a riot helmet so he no longer needs this plastic one?

Phil is so profoundly autistic and retarded that his relationships with inanimate objects are deeper and more complex than his relationships with real people.

 

[Optimus Prime]

If I recall correctly another reason he probably wouldn’t go back to his mom even if he could was his stepdad, or moms boyfriend Dale. They had a very strained relationship and Dale would be cold to Phil over not helping with the bills and only working one day a week at the Wawa deli. Dale and Phil’s mom may have broken up at some point. Memory from that time period is kinda hazy.

Man, I remember the last time he stayed with his mom, what he said happened actually sounded like what a healthy mother/son relationship would be like.

Then it was revealed he made it all up and it was as awkward as you can imagine the whole time, with nothing more than Phil demanding more money from his mom.

 

[Coldgrip]

I suspect Phil found another mark in antifa or another troon with a spare room. It would explain why he’s giving so much of his shit away: he only has one bedroom to store his garbage and he needs to clear some space. And I can totally see some of the losers in antifa thinking that taking in Phil would be an easy way to gay rent and assistance with Bill and food. They’re going to be in for a rude awakening when they find out what a lazy, useless mooch Phil really is.

If true, they get what they deserve. Phil is antifa personified.

I love the fact that the bike that he was crowing over, but never learned to ride, coated with stickers he can't remove now that this LARP is over, is now being given away, to be replaced with another that he's going to do the exact same thing with.

I would find it hilarious if some mexican man purchased it as a gift to his son. Phil would get to make a smug post or two about how he's helping a fellow latino out (after he gets over his crippling fear of dark skinned people).

Then a few days later, horror of horrors, the child posts a picture of Phil's daughter-bike; and it's decked out in American colors and decorations. The boy then says his father helped him with it and that he's proud to be an American.

Phil would shart himself in rage.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Phil doesn't deserve anything but a fucking rope, and he actually gloated about his own father's death.

Oh ... again Im not familiar with this cow I guess it was my experience with death to wish condolences if phil really is a living pos who said that about his father the fuck you too Phil