🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Paddy O' Furniture]

lol i didnt bother reading it. lmfao he really is matt now staying up for a bit more during his 12+ hour sleeping hibernation period than normal thinking about schizo delusions of his precious checkmark being "stolen" all while blocking and reporting twitter and youtube accounts en masse of course

went back to the troon slut orbiting bibble,
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GATOR GATOR AH CAUGHT 'EM GAYOPPIN MUH NEWH SLAYM PIG! UH AH MEAN VALOOED GAEYST!
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How are fans of the show surprised about what happens surrounding the show? Are they some of the child bride's converts or something?

 

[2021Murder]

the only reason i think faith is still in the gunt's orbit is because she would have made a video or someone in her circle would have said something by now. her suicidial simp, her equally sociopathic friends, her siblings, all i know is someone will spill the beans if she was back in CA. look how miserable she was with Ralph the first time around, she couldn't help but talk shit about her babydaddy. At some point in the next 60 days we'll know i guarantee it

 

[Haru Okumura]

Jacob Whol? Is Digitroon in DC? What about Pantsuparty or whoever its ex gender blob goes by?
Maybe this is all a big sting to catch some killstream paypigs with questionable shit on their devices or drugs?
I'm not even sure Ethan knows what he's doing when he gets to Florida.

He goes on a ton of vacations. That's what I always found surprising, especially during lockdowns.

I thought the schizo theory was going to be that he was doing community service, that the police actually were interested. They seem to not care though.

Personally think he just wants to get out of the house so takes a trip at every opportunity, even if it's just staying overnight at a hotel.

Weren't the Digi's in D.C.? Maybe he's not saying their names because it brings up controversy and he doesn't want people talking about it. If it was just the Vickers visiting, I would think he'd be bragging that they are onboard and becoming a family. I'm surprised he doesn't talk about Faith any more, not by name per se, but he doesn't use terminology like 'we had a great time'.

Neither of the Digibro ex-couple are in DC at the moment. Digibro himself is in Vegas as I noted here and Pantsu went back to live with her parents in Rochester NY.

Riley and MintSalad are both with Digibro so it's not anyone from that gang of weirdos:

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[BOLDYSPICY!]

Has Faith been on TRR recently or in any of Ralph's photos?

He was constantly showing her off before.

Things have certainly changed since those days Faith was sitting just off-camera and handing Ralph her "artwork". Enough time has passed for reality to set in so Ralph is huddling with his capos trying to come up with an exit strategy. Unfortunately for Ralph, he's stuck on the breakdown lane of the Po'white trash Parkway, far from any exit.

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There were a few times I'd heard her laugh in the background from the other room, but that was a few weeks ago. So who knows, really. I like @Buffalo Chicken Sandwich 's idea of a Shrödinger's Faith, though I wonder if the Vickers specifically told him to keep Faith out of the public eye to minimize any stress during her pregnancy. Doesn't seem too far-fetched, in my opinion.
As for Ralph's "vacation," he heads up to DC & Williamsburg all the time; lots of Virginians do. I could believe he just wants to get out of the crack shack for a weekend.

Anyway, it's the start of a new week & this is one of the rare Mondays I'm free, so I'll do the usual reeeeeecap tonight. Hang in there @Sam Losco & @Burger Fox , we're in the home stretch.

 

[Postal Pippa]

Well, its time once again, its monday, yay. Tonight is DeS cause fuck it, aint like Im gettin a PS5

 

[Harlan Wick]

Late, drunk, and a degenerate. Nothing changes does it Ralph?

 

[MeltyTW]

ralph wearing hat to shill and hide his disgraceful hairline:

im doing this now instead of lemons when ive nothing better to do i guess

 

[Sam Losco]

Oh yeah, here:

 

[Haru Okumura]

Ethan claims that tomorrow is the first "official" ultrasound and that he's going to post the sonogram.

 

[High Tea]

Ethan claims that tomorrow is the first "official" ultrasound and that he's going to post the sonogram.

I thought they didn't want their personal medical information out there. Stop 'owning' people and just keep things in the family. If something goes wrong, it will be so much more difficult. None of us should know he's having a kid anyway.

 

[Freedom Fries]

Neither of the Digibro ex-couple are in DC at the moment. Digibro himself is in Vegas as I noted here and Pantsu went back to live with her parents in Rochester NY.

Riley and MintSalad are both with Digibro so it's not anyone from that gang of weirdos:

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haha. Riley is so fat, doughy, and short. "Mint" is probably fat too, but she does appear to have some muscle tone... more than anyone else pictured there at least lmao. I will admit that despite her obesity she carries it a lot better and has a frame that would work well for strength based sports should she ever stop being a junkie. What I would give to see Ralph on that thing. In some ways I think his weight may surprise us because muscle weighs much more than fat and all his muscle appears to have atrophied.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Killstream Reeeeeecap 10/26/20 – Men Who Stare At Gunts

Spoiler: late & gay

• It’s 10 PM & no BoJack intro. Where the fuck is Ralph?
• Speaking of the intro, Ralph’s continued use of the BoJack Horseman intro makes me a little peeved, especially now that I've sat down & watched the last season. BoJack is a miserable, washed up alcoholic who goes to rehab & gets clean at the end of the series, but not before nearly killing himself by ODing on pills & booze & passing out in his pool. The entire series is about BoJack trying to relive his glory days & staying relevant, then falling back on abusing substances to numb the pain of his failure. & RALPH MISSED THE ENTIRE FUCKING POINT.
• 10:09 PM & the intro finally fucking starts. I'm already wasting my time & Ralph is wasting the time I'm already wasting. Ralph is wasting² my time.
• Ralph is very smug. Election Extravaganza coming up, he’s very happy to be himself, etc.
• I like that he spends so much time yelling over the intro that he tires himself out by the time the stream proper starts. Though it just occurred to me that Ralph is probably trying to psych himself up enough to stay awake through his show.
• Just a little under a week until the election, Ralph yells over the guitar intro.
• Ladies & gentlemen hello & welcome to everything fucking up I am your host watching this dumpster fire
• Was Ralph reinstalling Windows or something?
• Oh, he just got back from DC, okay.
• Entropy is dying, DLive chat is fucky, & a terrorist attack happened somewhere
• Gator is moving to a new apartment
• Friday was a great show, I'll take your word for it
• Flamenco with the host
• Everyone is getting their shirts yay
• A superchatter says something & Ralph cryptically says he doesn’t want to talk about “that person.”
• Let’s watch ACB get sworn in. Happy birthday Hildawg lol
• Trump sounds a little out of breath to me. I wonder if his lungs took a hit despite the Regeneron.
• Bibble shut the fuck up I'm trying to listen
• Somebody in chat got timed out for something
• Clarence Thomas looks like Uncle Ben to Ralph
• Gator isn’t black but he can cook a mean barbecue chicken
• Entropy is still borked for some raisin
• Entropy tried to integrate DLive chat & broke everything
• Rest assured, you can still donate to Ralph on Entropy
• Discussing the edibility of chitlins
• The rumor come out: does Kamala Harris is drunk this weekend?
• She really does sound drunk at this rally.
• Kamala had a Pillstream before Ralph. >:[
• I already prepared on January 28th Kamala, I listened to a humble hat merchant
• Maybe she’s doing xannies, who knows
• Hunter Biden half-naked on webcam with underage (clothed) niece Natalie. The widow (who Hunter fucked) refused to let him be with Natalie unsupervised because he was being “sexually inappropriate”
• The lines of coke with one of the Obama girl’s credit cards has been debunked Bibble, read the thread
• I know everybody’s been shitting on Ralph for reading the news, but right before the election would be the time to do it
• Ralph is on a first-name basis with LoveIsAFourLetterWord, who just donated a Ninjaghini. Her name is Jen.
• Entropy still broken
• Hunter was suicide baiting in text
• Natalie, Bibble, the girl’s name is Natalie
• Ding dong
• Hi Warski
• Warski weighs in on the Hunter Biden pics. At least Hunter doesn’t set his nipples on fire
• Twitter changed their ToS to quash the Hunter Biden stuff
• Gator going full Liberty Prime
• More Hunter texts
• Warski going to smuggle the Killstream Krew to Portugal
• Ralph is trying to fix Entropy & failing
• Ralph needs to get up early tomorrow so Faith can get her first “official” ultrasound/sonogram.
• Bibble is talking about a horror movie called “Puppetmaster" that sounds pretty demented. Something about Nazi puppets murdering gays, Jews, & blacks
• At least Twitter is banning pedos, finally
• All it took was a politician’s crackhead son fucking his niece for bird site to crack down on MAPS
• Kanye is being Kanye
• Kanye clips
• Racist passenger in Burger King crown calls people racial slurs on a flight to Jamaica & slaps a woman, let’s watch
• What is this guy’s deal, this is some Baked Alaska shit
• Riot watch: Philadelphia
• 52nd Street noooooo
• Why is there even a riot right now, what’s going on
• Okay, police shot an unarmed man who charged at him with a knife, got it
• Anyway, looting has started
• Warski is Warski-ing
• Watching miscellaneous clips about stuff
• Pedo network stuff by someone called Mouthy Buddha, is it 8chan or something?
• WHAT IS THE SITE
• Gator makes a 9chan joke. Sigh.
• I'm just listening, so I'm not seeing what they’re reacting to. They never say what the site is.
• Oh, I think it’s being implied that YouTube is the culprit.
• New Borat movie pranks that are in really poor taste. Surprised they didn’t talk about the Giuliani prank
• Gator had a slapfight with Vito on Twitter
• The Krew shills their shit & leaves
• Shillstream
• Chillstream Uncut alloneword ×3
• Podcast gang gang ×3
• [Peaceful Sunset outro]
• [Step by Step outro]

 

[Vetti]

Gator. 32. Undergraduate student. Lives in an apartment.

Where did it go so wrong?

 

[MeltyTW]

Ethan claims that tomorrow is the first "official" ultrasound and that he's going to post the sonogram.

lol bullying him again and again. guess faith mailed him the ultrasound lol

also on numbers i just realized dick is more popular than ethan but only gets 100 views on twitch a mainstream platform, how is it dlive and ralph get more views


edit lol 80 dollars and some chaynge:

 

[Postal Pippa]

Killstream Reeeeeecap 10/26/20 – Men Who Stare At Gunts

• It’s 10 PM & no BoJack intro. Where the fuck is Ralph?
• Speaking of the intro, Ralph’s continued use of the BoJack Horseman intro makes me a little peeved, especially now that I've sat down & watched the last season. BoJack is a miserable, washed up alcoholic who goes to rehab & gets clean at the end of the series, but not before nearly killing himself by ODing on pills & booze & passing out in his pool. The entire series is about BoJack trying to relive his glory days & staying relevant, then falling back on abusing substances to numb the pain of his failure. & RALPH MISSED THE ENTIRE FUCKING POINT.
• 10:09 PM & the intro finally fucking starts. I'm already wasting my time & Ralph is wasting the time I'm already wasting. Ralph is wasting² my time.
• Bibble shut the fuck up I'm trying to listen
• Kamala had a Pillstream before Ralph. >:[
• Warski is Warski-ing
• Podcast gang gang ×3

These are the things that cause me pain

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

I thought they didn't want their personal medical information out there. Stop 'owning' people and just keep things in the family. If something goes wrong, it will be so much more difficult. None of us should know he's having a kid anyway.

I'm not sure why he always want to own people if he "won". Shouldn't he happy he successfully groomed and impregnated a minor and cucked her parents to quit alogging.

Ethan claims that tomorrow is the first "official" ultrasound and that he's going to post the sonogram.

Probably one of those sonogram's you get off the internet.

 

[MeltyTW]

Gator makes a 9chan joke. Sigh.

pedos in glass houses there gaytor, nothing you say about pedos matter as long as you defend and ignore diddler dix defending the mass spread cp netflix produced

 

[Sam Losco]

• Gator is moving to a new apartment

with his parents.

• Clarence Thomas looks like Uncle Ben to Ralph

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• Rest assured, you can still donate to Ralph on Entropy

Oh thank God. That's the only important thing, right Ralph? That the "marks" can still throw money at you?

• Ralph is on a first-name basis with LoveIsAFourLetterWord, who just donated a Ninjaghini. Her name is Jen.

I noticed her when looking through earnings data last week. Here is a freshly run report: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1fD_dv2pPEtXObngq-2ccD17CkB3l_lEHzuHyEbdD9Ug/edit?usp=sharing

• Okay, police shot an unarmed man who charged at him with a knife, got it

A knife is unarmed now? Whatever, deserved it. All you have to do (generally) to not get shot by the cops is:
1. Don't fuck with them
2. Don't be around anyone that is fucking with them

Gator. 32. Undergraduate student. Lives in an apartment.

Where did it go so wrong?

You forgot: Morbidy obese.

 

[MeltyTW]

Notice less alawg activity has led to ralph going from 13 to 15k lemons to only 80 dollars immediately, just needed it confirmed my leaving ralph wouldnt let him rebound, have fun literally crying alone to less than 50 real people making sub minimum wage ralph, hopefully spacecowboy, rand, dingo, and literally special ed high schooler callers you beg to have on give you company at least lol

 

[itsoktobewhite]

Ethan is a boring faggot with a gunt and a small dick. He can barely keep the attention of autistic a-logs (us).
Here’s to him languishing in the gutter or better yet: becoming an hero by 2022.