Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

[Hammerstein]

Academics please explain how your balls merge into your belly?

The scrotum gets engulfed in all that fat but the penis (which I presume is not very large) can't go anywhere since it's stuck to the abdominal wall. Picture a hot dog where the bun is so big that hides the sausage inside.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

i don't think so, i believe she has a kid.

JFC, the last thing any child needs is this clump of cells as a father figure. Also if you’re a mom and bring your kid around a trigger-happy sped who constantly talks about how he wants to kill himself and fires “warning shots” at people who ring his doorbell, you’re a terrible mother.

 

[Sir Wesley Tailpipe]

JFC, the last thing any child needs is this clump of cells as a father figure. Also if you’re a mom and bring your kid around a trigger-happy sped who constantly talks about how he wants to kill himself and fires “warning shots” at people who ring his doorbell, you’re a terrible mother.

Would any decent, or even quarter-decent, human being want to be around Boogie for any length of time, for any reason?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Would any decent, or even quarter-decent, human being want to be around Boogie for any length of time, for any reason?

ANY reason? Well yeah, I’ll volunteer once he’s on life support and we have an opportunity to wrap this thread up for good.

 

[ditto]

Boogie's take on ACB's appointment to the supreme court:
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When did Boogie start with the basic bitch political hot takes.

 

[CORRUPT🍀]

Was it boogie who said he would have kids cos he'd probably abuse them? Yeah he's not ideal parent material.

 

[AssDust]

Was it boogie who said he would have kids cos he'd probably abuse them? Yeah he's not ideal parent material.

yes. but not even a week or so ago he tweeted 'his friend brought her son over' and basically said how hard it was and stressful 'taking care of him'.

he's like 10. they're pretty self-sufficient at that point

 

[graham cracker]

yes. but not even a week or so ago he tweeted 'his friend brought her son over' and basically said how hard it was and stressful 'taking care of him'.

he's like 10. they're pretty self-sufficient at that point

the kid probably asked for his wifi password. a stressful interaction for sure

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

yes. but not even a week or so ago he tweeted 'his friend brought her son over' and basically said how hard it was and stressful 'taking care of him'.

he's like 10. they're pretty self-sufficient at that point

And most of them are still pretty super fun at that age, too. Low-maintenance & the dickhead hormones usually haven't mulekicked them in the face yet...

Hard/stressful for that petulant bag of dicks = 10 minutes of not being the child in central focus of all attention.

It's not even fucking funny; children should be nowhere near him. Ever. So many reasons, omg.

 

[Harlock Four-Two]

And most of them are still pretty super fun at that age, too. Low-maintenance & the dickhead hormones usually haven't mulekicked them in the face yet...

Hard/stressful for that petulant bag of dicks = 10 minutes of not being the child in central focus of all attention.

It's not even fucking funny; children should be nowhere near him. Ever. So many reasons, omg.

He could put the child in the mini arcade that he set up in his house and just leave him. There is NO reason that anyone is paying attention to Francis, he's a product of the old internet that should have walked away while he could.
Boogie doesn't NEED to be a "relevant eCeleb" the rest of his life, but that's the way he's set it up
(paraphrased) "I'm here to make the internet a better place for everyone at this point, even places like 4chan and Kiwi Farms(!) and I'm going to do everything I can, and when I'm no longer needed I'll just go away and probably kill myself...,"
I don't need to state the obvious, but I had to state it publicly.
Fuck Boogie

I can't imagine it being hard for someone like boogie to get a woman with a 10 year old to drop everything and move in.
She must not watch YouTube.
She won't last

These are women he pays and that's just it, Surely kiwi farms has an autist willing to search the sugar daddy websites to insure its a legit gf or a rental. Im leaning towards rental.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Didn’t Boogie say he would never have kids because he’s worried he’d abuse them?
Probably took all of his will power that day not to teach that kid how to masturbate like dear old dad did for him.

 

[Chainsaw Juggler]

I laughed probably more than I should have at the "OG Youtuber"'s latest masterpiece of a video thumbnail.

 

[The Wichita Lion]

I have a feeling it was hard for Boogie to watch the kid because they wanted to play with all his toys. Boogie doesn't even let his adult friends play with his toys, in some videos you can see all the dust gathering on his cheap-o arcade cabinets. This leaves Boogie in the awkward position of having to let someone else touch his possessions he got for free, or piss off the mom and not get anymore HAMS.

 

[Winkleham]

Do we know what boogies finances are? I know he invested heavily into bitcoin or so he says. Also is there any clue what his finances were when he meet dez? He recently made a video talking about low tier women he could get with no money versus high tier women. I'm wondering if he was referring to his ex wife being low tier.

 

[BrunoMattei]

Is there any truth to this? NSFW

Spoiler: Very NSFW

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I've heard for severe fatasses that the dick will retract in the folds and appear smaller but I've never heard of this.

 

[Barbarella]

In one of Boogie’s mad rants with Hassle, he said that he had $250,000 in the bank so he didn’t need to work again and was “set for life.” Maybe that can get you to the end of your life in Arkansas, but in my area you’ll be on the street pretty quick if that was all you had.

Course, the end of his life could be just a few months from now.

Anyway, not enough for a long term gold digger.

Boogie’s house is a ten year olds dream, it should take nothing to watch a kid there. Add another in the myriad of reasons he should never parent-he doesn’t know the difference between a 10 year old and a 10 month old.

 

[MachineGunBoogie]

When did Boogie start with the basic bitch political hot takes.

You must be new to Boogie's hot takes. It's the original criticism of boogie. His fat ass sits on the fence more than anyone else online.

 

[LurkTrawl]

Boogie doesn't NEED to be a "relevant eCeleb" the rest of his life, but that's the way he's set it up

Didn't he run a website at some point? Did he make that himself?

 

[Chan the Wizard]

I've heard for severe fatasses that the dick will retract in the folds and appear smaller but I've never heard of this.

Yeah, that’s pretty much how all morbidly obese dudes look. The penis and balls get consumed into the fat pad. With how big boogie was, his was probably completely consumed to the point it would take significant work to make any part of it visible. The dude in the picture is definitely obese and maybe around Boogie’s size now but in his rascal riding days, he’d need to someone hold his gunt up and push into the surrounded fat pad to make even a tiny bit visible.

 

[The Real SVP]

Course, the end of his life could be just a few months from now.

Google says the median household income in Arkansas is $47000. So $250000 should be plenty for a single guy with Boogie's age and life expectancy.