Either that, or they mysteriously commit suicide with six shots behind the head.
Not a single one. And if anyone mentions Philly cheesesteak I'll just mention there is no law of physics that prevents that from being made anywhere else.
Give it a day, 2 max, and the ACB stuff will be rolled into it.
No. No one likes Philly. The only people who pretend to like it are fat fucks who praise a greasy, mediocre sandwich. It alongside Detroit, Flint, and the entire states of New Jersey and Washington could just go missing one day and no one would notice.
I will defend the philly cheesesteak and say... it really depends who makes it. I find its one of a very few foods whose quality is a -complete- crapshoot when ordered from somewhere. Most foods, like burgers, pizzas, tacos, etc, you can expect a minimum level of competence with a few outliers both good and bad. A cheesesteak though? I have never tasted two cheese steaks with the same level of quality.
If the metro areas of Washington were gone Washington state would be amazing, great natural beauty there.
You can get a cheese steak at a WaWa in Jersey that's better than half of the carts in Philly.
Philly is a good city because it straddles the line between world class city and some forgotten hellhole. Its prominent enough that every musical act or cultural thing that tours will stop in but still cheap enough to be accessible. NYC property is absolutely fucking insane in prices, this isn't the same in Philly, property is very accessible for the working man. Its a blue collar city and it has the typical abrasiveness that all city in the Mid-Atlantic region have, like all cities in the US, its the black population that makes it an unsafe hellhole.
It's worth the difference in price just not to have to see, smell, or even be near Philly.
Having spent some time in Philly and having family in the area (won't say more because potential power leveling) I think I can talk about all this shit:
