Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 551 15.6%
  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,622 74.4%

  • Total voters
    3,522
We're being very unreasonable. Becky already has a full time job as a 12 year old drawing idiotic doodles in a workbook. It took years of training to develop the ability to draw not only arms on a blob, but also the head shape up the top AND facial features. She shouldn't have to give up the portfolio she has developed over all of these years just to get a job as a lumberjack or a trucker or a fisting instructor or whatever other occupations man-dykes tend to gravitate to.
Adult baby cam whore Becky saga? Ewwww Only hers would be adult 90s 12 year old boy kind of like what she does now
 
I’m not concerned about gorl being M.I.A, I am just interested in what the explanation video will go like and how “swolleeeen” she’ll be.
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Im hoping her and neckster have broken up, just for a little “heartbreak in the city saga”, but it’s probably Amber just mental-ing.
In a perfect world, her comeback video would get like, 29 views.
 
That has the unfortunate implication of Becky being "inside" of Hamber.
The only thing that has been inside Amber in the last few years is the Cochise cancer.

Unless we’re talking about her other shit-spewing hole: the mouth. In that case, a lot of stuff has been inside her: orange chicken, takeout, Starbucks sugary drinks, more takeout...
 
Boo, this whore.

"YoU tUbE iS mY jOb"

"tHiS iS mY jOb"

"OtHeR yOuTuBeRs [insert excuse]!!!"

As soon as she realized she couldn't make money like she used to, she abandoned her channel. With a quickness, not giving a fuck about her loyal viewers/supporters, whatever it was. The only bone she threw them was a very ballsy condescending community tab comment.

It's the old sob story of two dumb lezbeans trying to live nigga rich.
 
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I’m not concerned about gorl being M.I.A, I am just interested in what the explanation video will go like and how “swolleeeen” she’ll be.
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Im hoping her and neckster have broken up, just for a little “heartbreak in the city saga”, but it’s probably Amber just mental-ing.

I'd say, judging from her most recent profile pic, Amber is lookin SWOLL.
Must be all that water weight.
 
Does anyone have any current thread recommendations for when the Pre-Recordapocalypse occurs? I’m not sitting through another hundred videos of Hambeast pawing at markers and reviewing cheap makeup.

(and talking about how vlogeen is so important to her when she cuts her holiday work hours by taking one day of meaningless recording and stretching it into weeks of content)
 
She could always quit YT and go on government benefit, but the amount that she would get would not allow her to live the way she wants to, so she needs another solution.
If she had to get on food stamps, or whatever the hell it's called now, at least she'd likely lose weight. She wouldn't be able to order out constantly and keep up her ridiculous food intake. I suppose it would be a blessing in disguise.
 
Does anyone have any current thread recommendations for when the Pre-Recordapocalypse occurs? I’m not sitting through another hundred videos of Hambeast pawing at markers and reviewing cheap makeup.

(and talking about how vlogeen is so important to her when she cuts her holiday work hours by taking one day of meaningless recording and stretching it into weeks of content)
Surely you are not unaware of the Fatasaurus named Chantal Sarault, aka "Foodie Beauty."
 
Surely you are not unaware of the Fatasaurus named Chantal Sarault, aka "Foodie Beauty."
I could never get invested in Chantal, for one reason or another. When it comes to deathfats cows, it’s almost like the crazier they are, the more boring they are to me. Same story with Nikocado, I’ll pop into his thread now and then but I expect him to be a crazy faggot so I’m never surprised. If Amber starts doing fast food mukbangs or blatantly faking Becky’s death, call me 🤙

And just so this doesn’t get removed from the genthread for not being ambercentric...uhhh Amber fat and I would not rub clits with her.

(my phone has never more aptly autocorrected “clits” to “clots”)
 
I could never get invested in Chantal, for one reason or another. When it comes to deathfats cows, it’s almost like the crazier they are, the more boring they are to me. Same story with Nikocado, I’ll pop into his thread now and then but I expect him to be a crazy faggot so I’m never surprised. If Amber starts doing fast food mukbangs or blatantly faking Becky’s death, call me 🤙

Totally Agreed, I've tried to watch the others, but for one reason or another it is a struggle to make it through one of their videos, even with a hadur commentary.
Not that Amber is the gem of the triple crown or anything.
 
If she had to get on food stamps, or whatever the hell it's called now, at least she'd likely lose weight. She wouldn't be able to order out constantly and keep up her ridiculous food intake. I suppose it would be a blessing in disguise.
She can buy cheap sugar and flour in bulk, mix it together with water and gobble down 10,000 calories daily. Poverty won't stop the queen of moderation!
 
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