🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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MeltyTW said:
Notice less alawg activity has led to ralph going from 13 to 15k lemons to only 80 dollars immediately, just needed it confirmed my leaving ralph wouldnt let him rebound, have fun literally crying alone to less than 50 real people making sub minimum wage ralph, hopefully spacecowboy, rand, dingo, and literally special ed high schooler callers you beg to have on give you company at least lol
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Its up to 12k lemons
 
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MeltyTW said:
youre looking at the replay amount those lemons come out of nowhere and theyre not accounted for anywhere else. even if you do count that its still lower than the other replay amounts so the principle still applies
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I'm still waiting on a reply from Dlive telling me what the fuck is going on with that.
 
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Sam Losco said:
I'm still waiting on a reply from Dlive telling me what the fuck is going on with that.
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Lol they're trying to think of a reply that'll gide the fact that they're monopoly money and in reality they'll give you whatever they're willing to part with because you don't have the power to effectively fight back, especially if you're the gunt
 
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Probably one of those sonogram's you get off the internet.
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I'm willing to bet thats the outcome, he's going to censor the name on the sonogram even though we all know what her name and DOB is anyways as if thats a reason, he's dumb enough to think people will believe this.
 
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MeltyTW said:
lol bullying him again and again. guess faith mailed him the ultrasound lol

also on numbers i just realized dick is more popular than ethan but only gets 100 views on twitch a mainstream platform, how is it dlive and ralph get more views
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Warski isn't doing so hot either. Think their paypiggies are catching on that there really isn't any real content being provided. I mean 4 hours to make 200.00. Might as well get a real job. At least you get health insurance and a 401K and still make that amount of money.

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EDIT: Watching Andy now after he sent Gayler away and he is shaking his cup to do stunts and karaoke in order to get his sheckels up lol.
 
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Lore Master said:
Warski isn't doing so hot either. Think their paypiggies are catching on that there really isn't any real content being provided. I mean 4 hours to make 200.00. Might as well get a real job. At least you get health insurance and a 401K and still make that amount of money.

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I guess thats not bad considering Andy's job prospects.
 
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Lore Master said:
Warski isn't doing so hot either. Think their paypiggies are catching on that there really isn't any real content being provided. I mean 4 hours to make 200.00. Might as well get a real job. At least you get health insurance and a 401K and still make that amount of money.

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EDIT: Watching Andy now after he sent Gayler away and he is shaking his cup to do stunts and karaoke in order to get his sheckels up lol.
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You know that's more than twice Ralph's intake too! On a good night, fuck man I got so caught up in cheering their downward spiral I forgot how pathetic even the higher more well off dlive gunt guard are.

Ffs this is just brutal I think even Matt makes more doing his uber eats
 
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You know that's more than twice Ralph's intake too! On a good night, fuck man I got so caught up in cheering their downward spiral I forgot how pathetic even the higher more well off dlive gunt guard are.

Ffs this is just brutal I think even Matt makes more doing his uber eats
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If you break it down. If they were to treat it as an ACTUAL job. They make such pitiful money. 200 a night sounds great for Andy, but if you calculate in taxes (which he probably doesn't pay), health, dental and vision insurance (which he doesn't have) and life insurance along with a retirement package like a 401K that most employers offer at a discount due to it being part of group coverage and bargaining power. They make NO money really. As an individual paying for life insurance can easily be over 1000 a month. You should be saving at least 40 - 50% towards your 401k at his age if you haven't already contributed in order to have a decent retirement fund.

Let's say Andy averages 250 a night. That is 60K a year. After Taxes (15%) that is 51K then health insurance averaged at 1000 a month it is down to 39K and then dental at 100 a month it is down to 37.8K and then vision 100 a month it is down to 36.6K and life insurance which can be very costly at 200 a month is down to 34.2K. Now what about retirement? You have remaining 34.2K and if you contribute the lowest he should 40%. It leaves annually to live on 20.5K a year. 1700 to live on a month. That doesn't take in Rent, Utilites, Groceries, Car insurance or Car payments, gas and other things.

Warski just should get a real job that won't end with one bad stream or faux pas. It just takes one bad night and that's it for his "career". Warski is still mentally a child and doesn't understand what it is to be an adult because his parents never taught him. He just relies on others to bail him out when he fucks up. Once his parents die. This kid is gonna be in a world of hurt when reality comes crashing down and he is literally shaking a cup at passerbys. Same goes for Ralph. Once his mom kicks the bucket. What is he gonna do in order to live?
 
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Lore Master said:
If you break it down. If they were to treat it as an ACTUAL job. They make such pitiful money. 200 a night sounds great for Andy, but if you calculate in taxes (which he probably doesn't pay), health, dental and vision insurance (which he doesn't have) and life insurance along with a retirement package like a 401K that most employers offer at a discount due to it being part of group coverage and bargaining power. They make NO money really. As an individual paying for life insurance can easily be over 1000 a month. You should be saving at least 40 - 50% towards your 401k at his age if you haven't already contributed in order to have a decent retirement fund.

Let's say Andy averages 250 a night. That is 60K a year. After Taxes (15%) that is 51K then health insurance averaged at 1000 a month it is down to 39K and then dental at 100 a month it is down to 37.8K and then vision 100 a month it is down to 36.6K and life insurance which can be very costly at 200 a month is down to 34.2K. Now what about retirement? You have remaining 34.2K and if you contribute the lowest he should 40%. It leaves annually to live on 20.5K a year. 1700 to live on a month. That doesn't take in Rent, Utilites, Groceries, Car insurance or Car payments, gas and other things.

Warski just should get a real job that won't end with one bad stream or faux pas. It just takes one bad night and that's it for his "career". Warski is still mentally a child and doesn't understand what it is to be an adult because his parents never taught him. He just relies on others to bail him out when he fucks up. Once his parents die. This kid is gonna be in a world of hurt when reality comes crashing down and he is literally shaking a cup at passerbys. Same goes for Ralph. Once his mom kicks the bucket. What is he gonna do in order to live?
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15% tax in Ontario LOL Andy wishes
 
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Trash Burger said:
15% tax in Ontario LOL
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Exactly people forget that dlive doesnt take money out so ralph would need to make 25% more to make the same amount he does now per night. Plus where could Ralph make $14 an hour that would hire him.

@Null literally has a shitload of amazing computer related skills and still cant find a job that pays him more than being a youtuber. If they were really paying fry cooks at Mcdonalds $15 hour, then we'd have to start calling Null Mayor McCheese.

Also how come that one douchebag from 1000 pages ago offering Ethan a logging job for $25 an hour didnt give Null the same offer?

Null loves Dexter and especially loved the ending.

Back to Ethan Ralph i looked in his area and literally no job will hire a guy with no education or employment history for $15 an hour. And we all keep acting like Ralph can handle a 40 hour a week job. He can barely go 15 hours and hes on kiwi farms and nodding off throughout most of it.
 
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So Im gonna bring up something mildly interesting. A friend of mine was furloughed and subsequently let go by his company at the start of Rona around March or so, his benefits just recently tapped out. His standard benefits. He still however is getting a tad more through the CARES act extension.

Maybe this is the reason Warski and Gunt are makin less lemons?
 
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