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StarkRavingMad said:
It would be absolutely hilarious if Greg turned this long distance relationship into a marriage.

Come on, you all know you're rooting for it at this point lol.
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The running theory for why they broke it off was that Greg liked them young, and Shoe was getting too old. The secondary theory is that the US/Canada border closure meant he couldn't fuck Shoe.

Greg's new GF is older and from a country with tighter restrictions, so I think he just resented Shoe for her personality and beliefs, lol.
 
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Gonna be interesting to see if this new girlfriend puts up with Greg thirstposting at troons or asking her to be cool with his cheating because BDSM dynamic.
 
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i can't believe i'm saying this, but i hope it works out with greg and this lady. i never cared for him and i think all guys who are into ddlg shit are massive fucking losers. but if he manages to enjoy a life beyond internet autism, good for him.
meanwhile june is going to make herself more and more miserable trying to appeal to the masses of whatever crowd is cool to her at the time, try and find vaush's dick under pounds of his fat, and become as bitter and unhappy as every other woman who is addicted to their internet presence.
 
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Petronella said:
Tbh I now think a lot of the DDLG was actually June's fetish and she was only claiming Greg was the one who was really into BDSM.
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I was going to post the same. Of course it was June's fetish. It was the one thing that allowed her to pretend she was a smol young bean while having zero responsibilities in the relationship. You can have that kind of dynamic, but you need a lot to offer to your partner, and June's neither that hot or that kinky for Greg to be into it for too long. She isnt' reliable either.

What about this? Greg, autistic as he can be, is close to 40s and he probably wants something normal. If June was losing her time with someone who wasn't ready to every marry her, he was too because Shoe was never going to be the wife he wanted to have.
 
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Tasty Tatty said:
I was going to post the same. Of course it was June's fetish. It was the one thing that allowed her to pretend she was a smol young bean while having zero responsibilities in the relationship. You can have that kind of dynamic, but you need a lot to offer to your partner, and June's neither that hot or that kinky for Greg to be into it for too long. She isnt' reliable either.
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I think that explains a lot. The same goes with its gender inversion, as the whole "Mommy Dom" fetish stems from unresolved issues and/or a desire to have no responsibility. It's creepy and sad either way you slice it.

The more you think about it, the more it makes sense why Greg would be thirst posting. Disatisfaction in relationships sometimes leads to greater pornography use or outright cheating. I'd say that was likely happening.

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What about this? Greg, autistic as he can be, is close to 40s and he probably wants something normal. If June was losing her time with someone who wasn't ready to every marry her, he was too because Shoe was never going to be the wife he wanted to have.
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Greg is still within lolcow territory, but I think you're right. I think when people get older they realize that meaningless and hedonistic sex isn't as satisfying as they thought it would be, so they try to aim for more vanilla, stable relationships because they want children, meaningful relationships, etc. Greg seems to have enough sense to at least see that. Only time will tell if he goes for someone else.
 
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Null said:
you just know
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White Girls Fuck Dogs.

That aside, Preggery got a huge upgrade. This is (probably) her instagram: https://www.instagram.com/treecygirl/ Private account so who gives a shit.
She seems to be normal, into travel and healthy eating rather than sperging about leftism on twitter and having dengenerate commie dom daddy fantasies.
Adelaide is a pretty nice place, better than anywhere in Cancuckistan.

Good on Preggery, mah nigga.
 
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Based_Papa_John said:
The more you think about it, the more it makes sense why Greg would be thirst posting. Disatisfaction in relationships sometimes leads to greater pornography use or outright cheating. I'd say that was likely happening.
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The most likely case, but consider that the thirstposting and trying to find chicks to join in on a throuple online in public (gag) may have been encouraged by June or have been a result of their sexual dynamic which she took the lead on.
 
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Freedom Fries said:
The most likely case, but consider that the thirstposting and trying to find chicks to join in on a throuple online in public (gag) may have been encouraged by June or have been a result of their sexual dynamic which she took the lead on.
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I doubt it was her idea, she's not kinky enough and she's rather awkward and insecure instead. She's the kind of person who giggles if you kiss her.

I honestly think it was Greg's idea, probably because his brain wanted sex with anyone who wasn't this bitch.
 
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Some photos of Greg's new girlfriend. She is Patrice Johnson of Adelaide, Australia. Also known as TreecyGirl.


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damn, lol, she's really damn hot.
good for Greg, he upgraded like crazy

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