Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Lucas is going to stop Covid with his sperm.

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What if there was a genuine effort on the girl's part to want to try to get to know him and date him, because Idk, let's say she had a traumatic childhood that literally destroyed her brain matter, like she probably needs therapy. Anyways, she agrees to the date and they talk and it turns out they have nothing in common. She likes to get up at 4am and run 3 miles everyday and would like a partner who would run with her. Also, she has a science degree so everything Lucas says makes her want to cut her own jugular. So she tells him, it was a nice time but it turns out they don't have much in common and it's hard to imagine any kind of future in terms of the lifelong total commitment he's demanding
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When I interviewed him, we touched briefly on this. He doesn’t understand that dating is essentially two people interviewing each other for the role of becoming each other’s life partners. When I suggested something to that effect he started shrieking about how that wasn‘t the case and that the reason people date multiple people is not because they are looking for someone to spend their life with but only because of their greed.

Here‘s the thing though, Lucas doesn’t really view women as having individual personalities or unique qualities (all 18-24 year olds are left wing and socialist) so in his mind the only reason someone would date multiple people, instead of settling down immediately, is because they want to be with more than one woman. His proposal to an entire generation is evidence of this as is the fact that whe ever he speaks of a real life woman, her age (not her personality or anything else) is always the first thing he mentions.
 
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Jeremiah the Bullfrog said:
When I interviewed him, we touched briefly on this. He doesn’t understand that dating is essentially two people interviewing each other for the role of becoming each other’s life partners. When I suggested something to that effect he started shrieking about how that wasn‘t the case and that the reason people date multiple people is not because they are looking for someone to spend their life with but only because of their greed.

Here‘s the thing though, Lucas doesn’t really view women as having individual personalities or unique qualities (all 18-24 year olds are left wing and socialist) so in his mind the only reason someone would date multiple people, instead of settling down immediately, is because they want to be with more than one woman. His proposal to an entire generation is evidence of this as is the fact that whe ever he speaks of a real life woman, her age (not her personality or anything else) is always the first thing he mentions.
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You did a great job with him. I’d have lost my patience way early on, but you managed to keep him just calm enough to answer questions. Too bad he totally blew off the 297 vs. 220 pounds thing. I was so glad you pointed that out!!
 
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LOL, latest video trying to lure some Zoomer bae to his dad's house in Aberdeen due to over 100+ pounds of Elk meat. Because Lucas's reptilian brain goes straight to food, and what Zoomer lady wouldn't trade sex for elk meat, right? Also, his dad supposedly wants grandchildren so this fits into the lure somehow in Lucas's delusional mind.
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Your dad doesn't want you there, Lucas. He has not contacted you nor sent you any gifts like your mother did. Nobody wants you.

EDIT: Sorry, he says a 105 TONS of Elk Meat would be available. Which per Washington Hunting regulations would be illegal as fuck to hunt or possess.

FINAL EDIT: Lucas is so stupid and oblivious of the outside world due to the fact no Spokane girl would find a bunch of elk fascinating, the three counties immediately north of us are packed with elk, moose, black bear, wolves, wild turkeys, etc. It is really not that big of a deal or wooing. Also, great comment on his video from the screenshot below
 
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skankcunt42 said:
Not surprised one bit.

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'After no response I opened the door and saw werner emerging from the bathroom'

Well theres a scary mental image. Its funny how the cop arrested him, didn't say anything else and lucas was stupid enough to incriminate him by saying 'it was a bad idea to go to her work'

I guess he missed the whole 'anything you say can and will be used against you' part

Its also interesting how he clearly knew he was in deep shit, which is why he didn't answer the door when the cops showed up, as if he thought that would keep him out of trouble, only to open the door and look around as soon as they left like a 10 year old who is getting in shit from his parents

Blonde Bomb said:
Lucas is entitled, plain and simple (as well as mentally ill, though I'm not sure if it's autism, honestly)
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Lucas is absolutely entitled, but he has also made it clear he has refused being tested for autism because it would just add more problems to his life. Which implies both that he suspects he would test positive for it and that some doctor at some point must have seen enough red flags for autism to bring up the idea of testing him for it in the first place. So either he is autistic or has some autistic traits

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Because his life is a living hell, a reflection of the malignant POS he is, he's trying to "scare" everyone else to share his misery. Oh yea, it's the christians.
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LOL did he seriously just try to claim that covid has the same death count at this point as the 1918 flu? Lucas better stop smoking weed if he really believes that because thats flat out delusional. Even for lucas logic thats a stupid claim to make

and yeah, its pretty clear his sudden ranting about christians again is related to the shelter having a talk with him about his previous behavior, likely including a warning about any future incidents getting him banned

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Lucas is going to stop Covid with his sperm.
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30 million people are about to die for no apparent reason! There is only enough time to save one fertile zoomer bae! I must take her to live in the woods at my parents house and impregnate her to save humanity! We'll be the new adam and eve.....only secular!

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LOL, latest video trying to lure some Zoomer bae to his dad's house in Aberdeen due to over 100+ pounds of Elk meat. Because Lucas's reptilian brain goes straight to food, and what Zoomer lady wouldn't trade sex for elk meat, right?
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I laughed extra hard at this one. The funny thing is when I met my fiance it turned out she was into the whole being self reliant thing and got super excited when she found out i'm a hunter because she always wanted to try deer and moose, and brought up how its a good thing to be able to provide like that for her and any kids we have if there was ever a major disaster or whatever. So its hilarious to me that lucas tries the 'i'll give you elk meat for sex' craziness and it has the total opposite effect for him. because he says that shit in such an insane way, with no understanding of wtf he is even saying or trying to achieve by it beyond 'fuck me for food.' Mainly because he doesn't get the point is to be able to be a provider and give her security (you know, that thing lucas has admitted he litereally doesn't understand the meaning of when women talk about it) not to just say 'heres food now breed for me'

and thats not even getting into the fact that elk is not well liked by alot of people because it tends to be dry and gamey. So he's offering probably the least liked of game meats to win over his zoomer bae

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Sorry, he says a 105 TONS of Elk Meat would be available. Which per Washington Hunting regulations would be illegal as fuck to hunt or possess.
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LOL! Oh yeah. Thats an understatement. If he got caught with anywhere near that amount of meat he'd be looking at several years in prison, losing what little he has and potentially even losing his tardbux when he got out. I've seen that happen to a few people who had various kinds of disability pensions and got caught poaching alot less than that. They absolutely do not play around with poaching these days. Hell, even saying stuff like that could get him in shit and result in a visit from the cops to ensure he doesn't have that much meat. His father and his house as well since lucas inadvertently dragged him into it
 
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'After no response I opened the door and saw werner emerging from the bathroom'

Well theres a scary mental image. Its funny how the cop arrested him, didn't say anything else and lucas was stupid enough to incriminate him by saying 'it was a bad idea to go to her work'

I guess he missed the whole 'anything you say can and will be used against you' part

Its also interesting how he clearly knew he was in deep shit, which is why he didn't answer the door when the cops showed up, as if he thought that would keep him out of trouble, only to open the door and look around as soon as they left like a 10 year old who is getting in shit from his parents



Lucas is absolutely entitled, but he has also made it clear he has refused being tested for autism because it would just add more problems to his life. Which implies both that he suspects he would test positive for it and that some doctor at some point must have seen enough red flags for autism to bring up the idea of testing him for it in the first place. So either he is autistic or has some autistic traits



LOL did he seriously just try to claim that covid has the same death count at this point as the 1918 flu? Lucas better stop smoking weed if he really believes that because thats flat out delusional. Even for lucas logic thats a stupid claim to make

and yeah, its pretty clear his sudden ranting about christians again is related to the shelter having a talk with him about his previous behavior, likely including a warning about any future incidents getting him banned



30 million people are about to die for no apparent reason! There is only enough time to save one fertile zoomer bae! I must take her to live in the woods at my parents house and impregnate her to save humanity! We'll be the new adam and eve.....only secular!



I laughed extra hard at this one. The funny thing is when I met my fiance it turned out she was into the whole being self reliant thing and got super excited when she found out i'm a hunter because she always wanted to try deer and moose, and brought up how its a good thing to be able to provide like that for her and any kids we have if there was ever a major disaster or whatever. So its hilarious to me that lucas tries the 'i'll give you elk meat for sex' craziness and it has the total opposite effect for him. because he says that shit in such an insane way, with no understanding of wtf he is even saying or trying to achieve by it beyond 'fuck me for food.' Mainly because he doesn't get the point is to be able to be a provider and give her security (you know, that thing lucas has admitted he litereally doesn't understand the meaning of when women talk about it) not to just say 'heres food now breed for me'

and thats not even getting into the fact that elk is not well liked by alot of people because it tends to be dry and gamey. So he's offering probably the least liked of game meats to win over his zoomer bae



LOL! Oh yeah. Thats an understatement. If he got caught with anywhere near that amount of meat he'd be looking at several years in prison, losing what little he has and potentially even losing his tardbux when he got out. I've seen that happen to a few people who had various kinds of disability pensions and got caught poaching alot less than that. They absolutely do not play around with poaching these days. Hell, even saying stuff like that could get him in shit and result in a visit from the cops to ensure he doesn't have that much meat. His father and his house as well since lucas inadvertently dragged him into it
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Also, I searched up "Grandpa Roy Werner" in Grays Harbor County in Washington. I got this: https://www.legacy.com/obituaries/kitsapsun/obituary.aspx?n=roy-lee-werner&pid=190337471&fhid=39858

Roy Werner is not a common name and it is the only one I could find. Pretty sure his dad is dead hence why he has not really mentioned him until now.
 
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Nobleman said:
Also, I searched up "Grandpa Roy Werner" in Grays Harbor County in Washington. I got this: https://www.legacy.com/obituaries/kitsapsun/obituary.aspx?n=roy-lee-werner&pid=190337471&fhid=39858

Roy Werner is not a common name and it is the only one I could find. Pretty sure his dad is dead hence why he has not really mentioned him until now.
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His dad is alive.
 
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Wow, he's going to move back here and hunt the elk to extinction? Lucas isn't even physically capable of hunting elk, let alone the legality. I wonder what his excuse would be for not beating me up if I only lived a few miles away. Everyone, remember that Lucas' sweet 41st is on November 27th so he'll probably be getting extra desperate around that time.
 
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Fatal Walter said:
Wow, he's going to move back here and hunt the elk to extinction? Lucas isn't even physically capable of hunting elk, let alone the legality. I wonder what his excuse would be for not beating me up if I only lived a few miles away. Everyone, remember that Lucas' sweet 41st is on November 27th so he'll probably be getting extra desperate around that time.
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Keep in mind schizos age 15yrs faster compared to the general population. Lucas at 40 is comparable to a 55 yr old. At 41 it'll be a 56 yr old.
 
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His dad is alive.
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I kept searching and found a Roy E Werner (instead of "L") in a town called Cosmopolis about six minutes east of Aberdeen (which is contrary to Lucas's directions). The house is on 12.5 acres, I do not see any farming enclosures from the aerial photographs, Lucas apparently has a stepmother named Rebecca, and the house is assessed by the county for 245K (far from the millions Lucas has claimed).

Aerial map here: https://graysharborwa-mapsifter.publicaccessnow.com/defaultHTML5.aspx?parcel=160818340020
 
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Keep in mind schizos age 15yrs faster compared to the general population. Lucas at 40 is comparable to a 55 yr old. At 41 it'll be a 56 yr old.
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....Which makes it all the more ironic that lucas's age cutoff for fecund sperm is 55. He better get his zoomer bae pregnant soon because he turns 41 exactly one month from today, so 56 in schizo years

Fatal Walter said:
Wow, he's going to move back here and hunt the elk to extinction? Lucas isn't even physically capable of hunting elk, let alone the legality. I wonder what his excuse would be for not beating me up if I only lived a few miles away. Everyone, remember that Lucas' sweet 41st is on November 27th so he'll probably be getting extra desperate around that time.
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Its interesting he brings up the elk hunting at all considering as a known mentally ill person and a former long term resident of the nuthouse hes not legally permitted to own or possess a firearm. There is bow hunting but i'm not sure what the regulations are about that in WA but I suspect he isn't allowed a bow either. That said he would never pass the safety course to buy either of them anyway so he's talking about things he isn't even capable of offering even if his father handed him the place and told him to go ahead

But of course this is lucas. If the elk was truly the key to winning his zoomer bae over in his mind he'd try and find some way to kill one. Even if successful he'd brag about it and inevitably end up getting reported for it and doing some jail time for poaching

That said, with all this hunting talk he likes to spout, somebody should suggest a great weight loss plan for him - the eat nothing but rabbit for a few weeks diet. The pounds will drop right off him. I can just imagine lucas with rabbit starvation trying to pound food into him like one of those guys on my 700lb life and still starving

Also fucking lol at the 7000lb elk. Its no wonder he failed remedial math, he can't even do the simplest of basic math. No wonder he didn't graduate high school either. Perhaps lucas uses the same formula to calculate his own weight loss. It could explain alot. I'll bet he saw an elk or two a couple times there (or large deer, probably bucks and thought they were elk) and assumed they're all over the place and free for the taking

Telomoron said:
Has he finally lost it completely? This doesn't even make sense in a Lucas sort of way
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Ok, 'the elken jihad must commence' needs to be a random.txt quote. Also someone should really add 'wants to commit jihad against elk' into the thread description

Wir mussen die elchen ausrotten - lucas werner
 
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Lucas would get ate up in Aberdeen. The place is a bit of a shithole. High crime, high drug use, no jobs, old abandoned and crumbling buildings... lots of unsavory people who wouldn’t hesitate to beat up the crazy schizo for his stuff. It used to be a big logging town in the early 1900s and after the industry left the town got pretty bad but people just kind of stayed. There’s a reason it’s only claim to fame is Kurt Cobain and he’s publicly stated he fucking hated the place and wanted to escape.
 
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