Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[The Nothingness]

So I gotta ask, what would Bobos final "Rosebud" type words be if he would suddenly suffer a heart attack from all this rage he has.

"Moon wheat" or "Superior Future".

 

[Quixotic Man]

Bob is too stupid to realize that Hunger Games villains are coded to the over consumption and shallow spectacle of aristocratic dandies, and not modern gay people. Its not subtle at all, with the powder make up and crazy hair and wigs.

 

[XtrmGamr719]

Bob is too stupid to realize that Hunger Games villains are coded to the over consumption and shallow spectacle of aristocratic dandies, and not modern gay people. Its not subtle at all, with the powder make up and crazy hair and wigs.

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Bob probably thinks “ahhhh those aristocrats were a bunch of gay people pretending to be straight”

 

[John Andrews Stan]

To be fair, the take he's responding to in the second image is pretty fucking stupid. You think people won't go out and eat in a socialist utopia?

In the “classless” society the other sperg has a hardon for, restaurants would probably be illegal. Bob and his fellow travelers — even the ones he gets in fights with — are totalitarians. There’s nothing they don’t want to be subject to political power, including whether or not you can pay someone else to cook for you. The other sperg is just more intellectually consistent and honest than Bob is.

 

[Flexo]

Something, something Hunger Games.

You have no idea how much it bugs me that people have this whole "Kentucky == republican" thing. (Probably because of McConnell.)

Don't get me wrong, I'm all for cocaine mitch, but... Well the last 5 Republican governors of the state were elected in...
2015
2003
1967
1943
1927

Get that? In 100 years, the state has had 6 republicans, otherwise all democrats.

And that's what angers me so much about Democrats. Because it doesn't matter how long a history something has with them, the second it's remotely inconvenient, they memory hole that shit so fast...

 

[BubbleButt]

And that's what angers me so much about Democrats. Because it doesn't matter how long a history something has with them, the second it's remotely inconvenient, they memory hole that shit so fast...

I've noticed that so goddamn much these last couple of years, it's sickening.

 

[Mola Ram]

I've noticed that so goddamn much these last couple of years, it's sickening.

As some wiseasses like to say, "Trump's election is the maddest the Democrats have been about a Republican president since 1861."

 

[John Andrews Stan]

And that's what angers me so much about Democrats. Because it doesn't matter how long a history something has with them, the second it's remotely inconvenient, they memory hole that shit so fast...

In Bob’s case, you can’t memory-hole something you never knew in the first place. Remember, he’s retarded AND ignorant.

 

[RodgerDodger]

He's clinging on, he knows this is his last chance and he's going to follow the example of his sensei and go full twitter mad hoping it'll bring him some eyes and new followers. But if you already follow boogie, reviewtech, mundanematt, etc, you already follow Bob because I'm pretty sure all of them come from the same source and use the same outline or template.

you’re ascribing far more introspection and critical thinking than Bob is actually capable of. Bob is the eternal tantrum throwing man child. He doesn’t think. He simply wants. There is no more thinking or planning to the things Bob says than there is to the 2 year old having a meltdown in the cereal aisle at Kroger.

 

[Flexo]

And look how hot his wife is, Bob. And how many kids they have.

In other words, maybe it's a feature, not a bug.

 

[Chad Holdenford]

And look how hot his wife is, Bob. And how many kids they have.

In other words, maybe it's a feature, not a bug.

Jared Kushner beats Generalissimo Blobbo any time of the day, just on account of taking care of himself. Not that it's hard to do, but still.
It's fun how this amorphous waste of human flesh and tissue tries to zing people over physical features.

 

[TigerGoblin]

He's clinging on, he knows this is his last chance and he's going to follow the example of his sensei and go full twitter mad hoping it'll bring him some eyes and new followers. But if you already follow boogie, reviewtech, mundanematt, etc, you already follow Bob because I'm pretty sure all of them come from the same source and use the same outline or template.

Is the next step for Bob is collecting boulders or chasing people screaming with a gun? Because I think he is too lazy for either of these things.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Bob is too stupid to realize that Hunger Games villains are coded to the over consumption and shallow spectacle of aristocratic dandies, and not modern gay people. Its not subtle at all, with the powder make up and crazy hair and wigs.

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Wasn’t it similar to Battle Royale?

 

[Mola Ram]

And look how hot his wife is, Bob. And how many kids they have.

In other words, maybe it's a feature, not a bug.

I saw this and my first thought was, "Yes, long fingers compared to those stubby baby potatoes sprouting from your fat hands." Then I thought, "What, like a concert pianist or a surgeon? What the hell is wrong with you?" But then I got clever and wondered if he meant " ... just like a greedy Jew!"

Bob confirmed for antisemitism.

 

[TigerGoblin]

It's fun how this amorphous waste of human flesh and tissue tries to zing people over physical features.

Also reminder, he gave an entire treatise for gamers that they need to exercise in one of his most infamous videos..

The real question is wether he is just that much not self aware? Or is he trolling all the time. Honestly, sometimes I am not sure.

Wasn’t it similar to Battle Royale?

In the concept (kids on island killing each other) and in quite few of the story beats.
Battle Royale, though, concetrate more on the interpersonal drama between the kids themselves. Creating from highschool drama, most of the killings. This also follows from the kids sent in Battle Royale are full complete class and not some "single chosen people from each of the districts".
So the political overtoones are very different and lies in the subtext of Battle Royale. Unlike in Huger Games where they take center stage.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

The real question is wether he is just that much not self aware?

Self awareness is a quality inexistent on Bob. Or else, he would realize how much of an ass would be and change his ways.
Hell, this thread would probably not exist if Bob was self aware.

 

[Flexo]

To be fair, the take he's responding to in the second image is pretty fucking stupid. You think people won't go out and eat in a socialist utopia?

Hah! Like there would be food in the socialist utopia.

I've noticed that so goddamn much these last couple of years, it's sickening.

It seems to have gotten worse of late with the internet - even when you can find evidence easily. Like "nobody ever thought Bush was hitler..."

In Bob’s case, you can’t memory-hole something you never knew in the first place. Remember, he’s retarded AND ignorant.

It's been amazing to me lately how I'll chill with some people a bit younger and they'll go and mock something as obviously ___ only for me to look it up and discover, no the answer they assumed was wrong.

Bobby eagerly buys into that exact mindset of "if I don't already know it, it's not worth knowing."

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

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Is it just me or has Bob been very focused on fighting with other leftists recently? I'd say he's attacking his own audience, but that would imply he has any audience left.

I think a lot of his recent attacks on the Left have to do with food. It's the one thing he has left, so it's understandable.

 

[Uncle Joey]

As some wiseasses like to say, "Trump's election is the maddest the Democrats have been about a Republican president since 1861."

 

[Ita Mori]

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Why can't we have a Rob Schneider comeback attempt instead of a SBC attempt?