Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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"Time to whine"
Bob will whine about everything especialy when orangeman wins again just like in 2020. There should be a soundboard of Bob complaining it'll be entertaining trolling people with it especially Bob.

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Look at Bob glowering in the back. Their sister really, really lucked out. She got the helpings of looks that Bob and Chris (and Sarah) missed out on.
Bob is sitting there disappointed he and his family aren't dressed like/are Super Mario characters with Bob as Mario "Hitler" Mario

And look how hot his wife is, Bob. And how many kids they have.

In other words, maybe it's a feature, not a bug.
He's not jealous of Ivanka he's to busy lusting after Princess Peach so he can fulfill his childhood dream of becoming Mario Mario.

Self awareness is a quality inexistent on Bob. Or else, he would realize how much of an ass would be and change his ways.
Hell, this thread would probably not exist if Bob was self aware.
Self awareness is a quality most people don't have and yet most people live a good and full life. Bobs failing is being mediocre and clinging on to a failed internet celebrity career and having no knowlege other than consuming even in the thing he became popular in reviewing Movies and Vidya.
 
In the “classless” society the other sperg has a hardon for, restaurants would probably be illegal. Bob and his fellow travelers — even the ones he gets in fights with — are totalitarians. There’s nothing they don’t want to be subject to political power, including whether or not you can pay someone else to cook for you. The other sperg is just more intellectually consistent and honest than Bob is.
or, more likely, it'd be illegal for the ordinary people and freely available to the Party's elites

Hah! Like there would be food in the socialist utopia.
an old East German joke:
Q. what would happen if the Sahara desert became a socialist country?
A. nothing for a while, and then there'd be a sand shortage
 
Robert addresses one of the more popular tweets that made fun of his retarded brunch Liberal take:
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https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1321218851552579586 (Archive)
 
Robert addresses one of the more popular tweets that made fun of his retarded brunch Liberal take:
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That's one of the best parts about following Bob. Whenever he puts out a garbage take that rightly gets backlash (so, pretty much all the time), he always doubles down. Always. He never thinks "huh, maybe they have a point, maybe I was wrong," he just immediately fires off more tweet screeds about how he's so smart and we're just too dumb to understand his brilliance. He doesn't even just ignore it, which would still do him a much bigger favor. Nope, he's gonna die on that hill, every single time.

Like this example. The idea of the foppish aristocrat is centuries old and heavily ingrained within culture, and anyone with half a brain could look at that and understand that that's what the filmmakers were going for. The elites in the Capital lived a life of decadence, and one need only look at the bizarre things that come out of fashion shows to see what they'd use to flaunt their wealth. It's so basic that it doesn't need explanation, it's a decent example of visual storytelling.

Bob, on the other hand, thinks that "crazy fashion = gay." Real galaxy-brain take there.

I also like how he completely glosses over the fact that the "media" the Capital produces involves children violently murdering each other for the elites' amusement. Yeah, no, I'm sorry, forced child murder definitely constitutes evil to me.
 
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It usually stands for 'reply', like what you see in a email chain where you reply to the first message, the second message would be headed with 'RE: subject'.

Here, it means "in regards to," but it's actually an unnecessary bit of wankery to give him an excuse to explain his muddled, defensive thinking, which he thinks is too clever and cryptic to understand.
 
It usually stands for 'reply', like what you see in a email chain where you reply to the first message, the second message would be headed with 'RE: subject'.
Here, it means "in regards to," but it's actually an unnecessary bit of wankery to give him an excuse to explain his muddled, defensive thinking, which he thinks is too clever and cryptic to understand.
So Bob just wants to look smart and techy when he's just being an autist.
 
I feel like I just said something already known or I already said.

I think one of the main reasons people leave this thread is because it can get repetitive. Bob is just saying the same stupid, offensive, smoothbrained, thesaurus-lousy shit over and over again. There's only so many ways you can claim to be an enlightened genius and everyone else is a degenerate moron while proving exactly the opposite, after all.

As much as I post in this thread, even I get sick of it, and right now I'm mostly waiting to see what happens on Election Day and how Bob reacts.
 
I think one of the main reasons people leave this thread is because it can get repetitive. Bob is just saying the same stupid, offensive, smoothbrained, thesaurus-lousy shit over and over again. There's only so many ways you can claim to be an enlightened genius and everyone else is a degenerate moron while proving exactly the opposite, after all.

As much as I post in this thread, even I get sick of it, and right now I'm mostly waiting to see what happens on Election Day and how Bob reacts.
Right now, I actually find comfort in that. Everything else has so much vitoril and hate and people are getting mad over everything. This is almost my comfy space where we can all agree that with all our differences and difference of opinions, at least we are not Bob.
 
The real question is wether he is just that much not self aware? Or is he trolling all the time. Honestly, sometimes I am not sure.
He is somewhat aware of reality. He knows he's fat, not as smart as the scientists he admires and that he has takes people find reprehensible.

However he has such a high view of himself that he has a way to mentally adjust things to fit his dream land. Sure he's fat but not as big as the obsoletes. He's not a genius, but that just means that most of the world, and he's admitted he believes this, is so stupid they can barely function. Which is also the only reason he gets negative feedback, he's just so much smarter than everyone that theyre jealous.

But occasionally, his defenses are too weak and reality comes through. Getting fired from Escapist the first time for him in a fighting mood. So it happening a second time, when he's been mocking anyone who said he was going to get fired, means that he has lost. And he can't handle that.

I think that's the main reason he's been doubling down. If he keeps going, he can pretend he won.
 
I think one of the main reasons people leave this thread is because it can get repetitive. Bob is just saying the same stupid, offensive, smoothbrained, thesaurus-lousy shit over and over again. There's only so many ways you can claim to be an enlightened genius and everyone else is a degenerate moron while proving exactly the opposite, after all.
True, that is why Diabeto is the biggest Lolcow. Though I don't entirely agree that he's a narcissist. He's much worse than that; he's a full-blown psychopath. They are similar since they are dark triad traits, but a narcissist is superficially charming and sociable. It's when you get to know them more deeply that you find they suck the self-esteem out of you.

Ain't nothing charming or sociable with Diabeto even superficially.
 
Right now, I actually find comfort in that. Everything else has so much vitoril and hate and people are getting mad over everything. This is almost my comfy space where we can all agree that with all our differences and difference of opinions, at least we are not Bob.
Bob is so unlikable even his fellow reviewers, breadtubbers, and leftists don't like him. Hes just a giant jackass that makes whoever he hangs out with look bad. One reason I think more people are coming out of the woodwork to make fun of him is because he lost his job at the Escapist and has no one really looking out for him. He doesn't have a website full of co-workers that might make a token attempt at defending him, hes been cast out into the wilderness of the Internet and fair game for everyone to make fun of. Hes an outlaw now and everyone is itching to finally laugh at Bob after so many years.
 
The most important piece of "media studies" students need to learn is the danger of "salience bias". Because TV and media are designed to be attention-grabbing, what they portray will latch in your memory stronger and are more easily retrieved, so uncritical people, like Bobby, when appraising real-life situations, will just use what float up their mind first, and that means simple-minded fiction with its black-and-white morality.
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Yup. This is the sort of thing I'm talking about. Thank you Bobby!

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I suspect he is wrong on both counts, but I've never seen the Hunger Game films so I withhold my judgement. And, of course, conflating the real-life political affiliation of the lead actress with that of her character is galaxy-brained Media Studies.

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See? It is so easy to do Media Studies; all it takes is the skill to pick cherries.

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His enemies can't make sense of such brilliance so they just shit on Bobby's looks.

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Chris attempts to give Bobby's Angels a run for money:
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And all the brouhahas about J. K. Rowling is just transwomen saying "please stop murdering us".

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Chris's self-awareness is as staggering as that of his brother.

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Very soon Chris will need his own thread.

BTW he has 26 patrons to go before he'd dance to his own theme song.
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Compared to last Thursday he got no new patrons but earned $12 more per month.

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All Brunch, all day long.
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No no you're just picking on Hillary voters!!
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Bobby launches a pre-emptive Godwin:
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The very fact that people keep dunking him suggests that his opinion wasn't a "widespread societal stereotype". Doesn't take much brain to figure that out champ!

Bobby seems oddly defensive about this "widely-held societal stereotype"; it almost seems he is aware, at least at the instinctual, animal level, that this is his very brain-child and he must protect it at all costs!
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Brunch is no longer gay-coded and woman-coded when a troon enjoys it:
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Cut agricultural subsidies so we can feed the dangerhaired technocratic elites!
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The convo immediately went south when rando mentioned covid:
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Herd immunity has nothing to do with eugenics; we are not "thinning the herd" with the virus, with the intent that once the weakest are dead what's left of the "herd" is immune. Herd immunity seek to promote the defense of the population as a whole; once the younger, healthier, more immunological adaptable people have their defense up, the chain of viral transmission will be weakened so the more-vulnerable portion of the population, like Bobby with his "immune compromised" condition, will be protected as well. This is admittedly a questionable tactic when we are dealing with a new virus with a largely unknown epidemiology, but to dismiss it as "eugenics" is either profoundly ignorant or disingenuous.

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Bobby fantasies the fate of conservative talking-heads under the benevolent rule of Kamala Harris:
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Tucker Carlson:
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If hatred against his mom made Carlson rich and famous, wouldn't that make him a hero in Bobby's eyes? After all, "anger is how you win".

Amy Barrett is not just a "tradwife", but a "Y'all Qaeda tradwife"
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We are seeing the first sign of a Barrett Derangement Syndrome among the left. And Bobby claims "the right application of force and finance" will destroy American Protestantism:
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You hear about drab Mao suits and the "Eight Model Operas" that were the only allowed stage works under Mao? Capitalist propaganda!
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The duckfaced @arkle (here he is responding to Bobby's "Eating prepared food is elitist!" repartee) and @Lass_Library seems to be the most noisome fans of Bobby. I don't have the heart to dig their Tweeters though.

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Spotify is canceled:
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Hurr hurr you dumb becoz you follow the wrong guy!!
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It must be hard to be the only smart guy on Twitter:
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This said, some of Bobby's interlocutors really are dumb.
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Bobby wasn't defending Marie Antoinette or the Ancien Regime; he was saying you shouldn't criticize her for what she didn't say. Bobby can use a heap of politeness though.

In Bobby's Angels, Lukey is so desperate for work that he's willing to code for free (as long as you're not evil)
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There are also drama surrounding The Abortion but this post is getting too long already. Just one post to pique your interest:
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Isn't that the same shit he threw at the Sonic movie when the studio went 'Okay, let's fix this", now there was more than just fan backlash with that movie, but still oddly similar.
Difference in that JL was fundamentally changed to be more like a Marvel movie, whereas Snyder was high on his own farts wanting to pervert/warp Superman into an Objectivist killer hero who humanity actively hates and despises. And Snyder, with Superman/Batman, started going hog wild on religious metaphor and imagery and having Lex Luthor alternate from an evil Mark Zuckerberg version of Lex Luther to being a cliched Randian villain to spouting all sorts of anti-religions rhetoric as why he hated Superman beyond the cliches associated with Rand novel villains.

In particular, Snyder was HEAVILY inspired by the god-awful Injustice games and comics, which has an evil Superman who loses everyone he loves (Lois especially) to the Joker, and then finding out that Batman was more concerned that Clark had killed the Joker (to the point that Superman point blank confronts Bruce over being gay for Joker, when he realizes that Bruce doesn't give a fucking shit about Lois being dead; and that he was mourning the fucking JOKER and cursing Clark for killing him to avenge Lois and everyone else Joker killed. Along with protecting Harley Quinn (who was a willing participant in the murder of Lois, to such a degree that the comics took a TON of shit having Bruce and his allies protecting Harley and not giving a fuck that she had an ample role in the murders of everyone Clark loved). Having Batman do this ultimately red pilled Superman HARD about how corrupt his friends were and caused him to declare himself dictator of Earth, with Wonder Woman egging him on.

He also wanted to reduce the Jack Kirby 4th God characters, Darkseid in particular, into biblical figures with Darkseid into a literal stand-in for Satan; as opposed to how previous writers wrote Darkseid as an intergalactic tyrant and dictator complete with a royal court filled with intrigue and engaging in chess like battles with the New Gods instead of open MAD warfare.

(Finally for additional added context: Whedon DID want to delay the release of the film to do a complete rebuild of the film, but was complicated by Mustachegate (Cavill had grown a mustache for Mission Impossible Fall-Out and Paramount and Cavill both refused to shave it while he was filming both MI:FO and doing JL reshoots) and the fact that certain higher ups at Warner Brothers needed it to come out, even if it tanked, because of a convoluted scheme where in order to get a MASSIVE bonus, they had to get film profits up to a certain level by the end of the year. Profits weren't up to the level to trigger the bonus (just on the edge) and they NEEDED JL to come out as schedule, so that even if it flopped, it would make JUST ENOUGH money to trigger said bonus for the studio executives.)

But ultimately, Snyder wanted his entire JLA/DC Cinematic Universe to hinge upon the idea tht Superman was going to die and be resurrected as the Anti-Christ, an anti-life zombie that would help Darkseid take over the Earth. And while Superman/Batman did just the bare minimum of course correction from the disaster that was Man of Steel, the biggest issue was that JL and the "release the Snyder cut" came just as Disney started to get super fucking woke with their shit (Black Panther, Captain Marvel) as well as people getting tired of the same old MCU formula and how Disney clearly had NO FUCKING CLUE what they were going to do after Endgame. So between JL being released in a blotched cut and Superman/Batman doing the bare minimum to get normies interested in what Snyder was doing, Shazam/Wonder Woman/Aquaman doing good at the box office (showing that people liked the Snyder cast) along with Cavil/Gadot/Affleck/etc all basically stanning HARD for Snyder and the Snyder Cut? Snyder suddenly had leverage to pressure Warner Brothers to let him fix the shit show that was JL and do what he originally intended.
 
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