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How long do you think it'll be before he actually manages to cop one? Who's to say he'll keep gambling all the way up to launch day? Just imagine, the very first day he can actually find one available, and he can't afford it. All day begging segment.
 
Chasing that clout again, sucking that pop dick.


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Phil dishing out industry advice and critique is pretty rich when he can barely schedule a week of sitting on a couch pouting at a screen.

My thoughts exactly. Get your own shit together before telling other people how to conduct their business, pigroach. And learn your place in the world while you're at it. You're That Guy, not someone who deserves to be taken seriously.
 
My thoughts exactly. Get your own shit together before telling other people how to conduct their business, pigroach. And learn your place in the world while you're at it. You're That Guy, not someone who deserves to be taken seriously.
He is THE guy, mind you. Sadly it's his day off, otherwise I could've been watching his Twitch.
 

How can he claim to work in the industry for over a decade and not know how it works. Don't worry I know, that's why I didn't put a question mark?

Going gold means the game is complete. Literally, it's a first party requirement. Once it goes gold manufacturers burn green discs, which are silver, then send them to the studio for retail testing. You have to test on retail hardware but that can only be done once the game is final. Going gold means the game can be completed, all items are unlockable and all achievements can be unlocked. It's complete. It has to be because if people don't have the Internet they can't download a day 1 patch to make it playable. The devs, mostly, say that in their statement.

It's really a first party thing as there's no governing body for PC compliance. Steam verify the installer package is valid but barely test anything. Just because the game is complete, that doesn't mean it "works". First party have many insane and a few sane requirements. Stuff like... the game can't crash more than 3 times (5?) in an hour. Insanity! If the wording on a message reads (I hate compliance) something like "Playstation" instead of "PlayStation" or "control pad" instead of "controller", that can be in the day 1 but likely a must-fix before. They always ask for a 100% unlocked save file to be included on submissions too. That's so they can check all the unlocks without unlocking them, therefore they never really validate the process which... whatever.

First party have a points system where you'll fail if you get too many. Re-submissions used to cost ~$50,000 but they brought that cost down like over 10 years ago. That's why games used to work on day 1!

"Going gold" isn't a PR move, like Donkeytron states. It's a milsetone which means the publisher will give dev their money (unless self publishing). They don't get much so be happy for them. Reading between the lines; going gold while announcing a delay means something hit the fan. Probably all performance fixes? You do have a set window for submissions, so maybe they had to hit a specific date but wanted to polish the game more? I've always been very sceptical of it. To me teh game looks like a boring cross between Fallout and GTA, with no longevity. Meh. They've thrown so much money at the project, it has to win game of the year and be number 1 on each platform or the studio is shuttered.

...it will sell in record numbers because people have been brainwashed to like it for nearly 8 years! People do as they're told. It might also be a genuinely good game? It's the most anticipated one of the year and releasing in the holiday season with a new console generation. Worst case, they break even.

We all know they delayed it just for do over DSP. Now the day 1 begnations won't clear early enough for him to buy Khet <horse insult>.
 
How much chargebacks do you think paypal allow before they start taking action against your account?

Its not like Phil has a reputation for being honest so why should we think he's being truthful about chargebacks?

It depends on the W/L ratio really, and the fees involved. Every succesful chargeback costs PP money, and that's why you're charged a fee to cover it. How much money are they willing to lose before they have a look at you? It's pretty forgiving, because you're not meant to be kicked out permanently after too little. Thesse things could be legit afterall. I'm not 100% sure, I know how some of the inner workings of PyPl operate, but I haven't worked chargebacks outside of general information, so I can't say exactly when an account gets flagged. If he's honest and getting one every other day, and losing money constantly, then you're damn straight that someone has looked at his account at least.

That's why I doubt this whole chargeback arc. If Philliam actually was losing chargebacks left and right we would get a lot more whining and begging, and mentioning the fees. Since he hasn't mentioned feed at all, I'm writing him off as a liar after all this time. Or while maybe not a full liar (on this subject at least), at least grossly exageratering the actual situation to beg for pitybux.
 
How can he claim to work in the industry for over a decade and not know how it works. Don't worry I know, that's why I didn't put a question mark?

Going gold means the game is complete. Literally, it's a first party requirement. Once it goes gold manufacturers burn green discs, which are silver, then send them to the studio for retail testing. You have to test on retail hardware but that can only be done once the game is final. Going gold means the game can be completed, all items are unlockable and all achievements can be unlocked. It's complete. It has to be because if people don't have the Internet they can't download a day 1 patch to make it playable. The devs, mostly, say that in their statement.

It's really a first party thing as there's no governing body for PC compliance. Steam verify the installer package is valid but barely test anything. Just because the game is complete, that doesn't mean it "works". First party have many insane and a few sane requirements. Stuff like... the game can't crash more than 3 times (5?) in an hour. Insanity! If the wording on a message reads (I hate compliance) something like "Playstation" instead of "PlayStation" or "control pad" instead of "controller", that can be in the day 1 but likely a must-fix before. They always ask for a 100% unlocked save file to be included on submissions too. That's so they can check all the unlocks without unlocking them, therefore they never really validate the process which... whatever.

First party have a points system where you'll fail if you get too many. Re-submissions used to cost ~$50,000 but they brought that cost down like over 10 years ago. That's why games used to work on day 1!

"Going gold" isn't a PR move, like Donkeytron states. It's a milsetone which means the publisher will give dev their money (unless self publishing). They don't get much so be happy for them. Reading between the lines; going gold while announcing a delay means something hit the fan. Probably all performance fixes? You do have a set window for submissions, so maybe they had to hit a specific date but wanted to polish the game more? I've always been very sceptical of it. To me teh game looks like a boring cross between Fallout and GTA, with no longevity. Meh. They've thrown so much money at the project, it has to win game of the year and be number 1 on each platform or the studio is shuttered.

...it will sell in record numbers because people have been brainwashed to like it for nearly 8 years! People do as they're told. It might also be a genuinely good game? It's the most anticipated one of the year and releasing in the holiday season with a new console generation. Worst case, they break even.

We all know they delayed it just for do over DSP. Now the day 1 begnations won't clear early enough for him to buy Khet <horse insult>.
DSP is locked into grade school logic. He doesn’t understand basic principles of game development or the industry at large. His rant about how there’s no market for the Series S just shows how oblivious he is to budget SKUs. His fans are also too retarded to challenge his logic. Somebody could have mentioned the budget iPhone models as a direct comparison to the premiums. Look at how many iPhone XR’s Apple has sold compared to XS and you will see that more people are willing to spend less money and not get cutting edge features they may not care about.

Phil literally thinks that every family is full of hardcore gamers that comb through pixels.
 
I think Phil's problem with Cyberpunk not being part of the 2020 Game Awards is that it'll come out in 2020 (However late in the year it will) but be included in the 2021 Game Awards. Have at it with comparisons to his autistic addiction to schedules and habits.

Of course, the finer point is that DSP is too retarded and unsympathetic to understand a selling point of the Game Awards being in early December is they're out for Christmas and are an easy way for relatives/friends of HARDCORE GAMERS who are themselves casual to know how to please their loved ones. Business degree and a 10+ years career in the gaming industry.
 
Oh yeah, pink/dyed hair is fucking "stoopid little kiddy shit" but this and the sonichat are perfectly acceptable.
He is NOT a children's entertainer. He is a mature adult with a business degree. Next you'll call him Bozo The Clown for blowing bubbles, spinning in his chair, and eating Skittles in exchange for money from paypigs kids, but he needs that money to pay the bills, dood.
 
How can he claim to work in the industry for over a decade and not know how it works. Don't worry I know, that's why I didn't put a question mark?

Going gold means the game is complete. Literally, it's a first party requirement. Once it goes gold manufacturers burn green discs, which are silver, then send them to the studio for retail testing. You have to test on retail hardware but that can only be done once the game is final. Going gold means the game can be completed, all items are unlockable and all achievements can be unlocked. It's complete. It has to be because if people don't have the Internet they can't download a day 1 patch to make it playable. The devs, mostly, say that in their statement.

It's really a first party thing as there's no governing body for PC compliance. Steam verify the installer package is valid but barely test anything. Just because the game is complete, that doesn't mean it "works". First party have many insane and a few sane requirements. Stuff like... the game can't crash more than 3 times (5?) in an hour. Insanity! If the wording on a message reads (I hate compliance) something like "Playstation" instead of "PlayStation" or "control pad" instead of "controller", that can be in the day 1 but likely a must-fix before. They always ask for a 100% unlocked save file to be included on submissions too. That's so they can check all the unlocks without unlocking them, therefore they never really validate the process which... whatever.

First party have a points system where you'll fail if you get too many. Re-submissions used to cost ~$50,000 but they brought that cost down like over 10 years ago. That's why games used to work on day 1!

"Going gold" isn't a PR move, like Donkeytron states. It's a milsetone which means the publisher will give dev their money (unless self publishing). They don't get much so be happy for them. Reading between the lines; going gold while announcing a delay means something hit the fan. Probably all performance fixes? You do have a set window for submissions, so maybe they had to hit a specific date but wanted to polish the game more? I've always been very sceptical of it. To me teh game looks like a boring cross between Fallout and GTA, with no longevity. Meh. They've thrown so much money at the project, it has to win game of the year and be number 1 on each platform or the studio is shuttered.

...it will sell in record numbers because people have been brainwashed to like it for nearly 8 years! People do as they're told. It might also be a genuinely good game? It's the most anticipated one of the year and releasing in the holiday season with a new console generation. Worst case, they break even.

We all know they delayed it just for do over DSP. Now the day 1 begnations won't clear early enough for him to buy Khet <horse insult>.
He doesn't work in the industry. He works seven blocks away from the industry. And he thinks the industry brings a negative influence to the neighborhood.
 
SuperBlindMan: overcomes his circumstances, works with gaming companies to improve their products, receives a pre-release console when no one can get their hands on one. An active and constructive member of the gaming industry.

DSP: blames others for the slightest inconvenience, impotently harasses game devs on Twitter, can't even beg for a PS5 because he has no contacts to work. Not an industry veteran by any stretch of the imagination.

Can't remember where I heard it, but if someone who's worked ten years is still a fucking idiot with no skills, they've probably worked the same year ten times. I feel that applies here. Keep hustling, Phil! Maybe in another ten years someone who matters will reply to your tweets!
 
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