There's a very valid and reasonable explanation for that: Sean would need to fall off the wagon to cope with the morass of autism and retardation that Road Rage will be, and I'm pretty sure he prefers staying sober.Seans not going to road rage Tampa
Looks like even he can smell the dumpster fire
These people can't even land a 184 pound chick dude. They are not capable of it. You know, with your average neckbeard, maybe you're way into videogames or wrestling or whatever and you don't exercise, but you have a job and maybe a car and you rent your own place, and you can land a chubby girl with big saggy fat girl tits, and maybe she'll even be a good companion for you. Even those girls don't want the denizens of the Dick Show. Remember, people like Riley and Ethan Ralph are in the top tier elite inner circle of this group. Those are the kind of guys who manage to land the fat chick with big fat girl tits. The guys below that, and I would wager a good number of the anonymous pay piggies, are people who think getting your dick sucked is losing your virginity, get tricked into eating their own shit on camera, are autists on the level of Chris the Kiwi and literal cripples.
Your videos are hilarious, you deserve more views.
Thank-you! I kind of agree; I know I am being knee-capped by the algorithm because of lack of thumbnails and other shit, and no I will not be doing anything to fix that. I'm happy for anyone to repost my stuff, but good luck monetizing that shit (I'm talking to you TeaClips)
His disappointment was palpable, but I don't disagree with how they handled it. I still don't understand how he didn't convert a BJ into sex, though, cause you're right; if you're getting head, you've already got an in.
Yeah man, I remember thinking that was pretty low too. That guy clearly needed that win, and part of actually being a big man is knowing when to let people keep their pride. Dick never got the the secret to being able to bust people's chops and still be liked is to know when to not do it.
I'd say it's context dependant. For virtue and chastity there are conflicting ways to look at it ("If you only do anal you're still a virgin" vs not being retarded and thinking you can trick an omniscient being) but in the adversarial context, which I'd say is the only context dick views women, getting a blowjob is certainly more difficult of an ordeal. So @NoWayBro 's recollection suprises me there. I'd have sworn I remember him saying that a blowjob counts, at least originally. Do you have the episode number in question?
You left out the best part: the blowski was from a hooker. That poor pud could have went all the way since he literally paid for it. Instead he decided to get a blow job instead.
Oh yeah, I forgot about that part.
I do remember one guy actually losing his V-card to a hooker, and there was a debate on whether or not hookers counted. Dick said they do, and I think most of the community agreed. (I'd agree too)
Does Dick ever have contests and shit like that?
Is there a clip of this it sounds hillarious.
Found it
Riley's thumbnails are really hitting it out of the park.
Hell, I'd gladly make them. Here's my resume, and I'll do it for less than whatever Riley's getting paid.
