US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Iceland Heavy]

The next President that will flip Georgia.
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I'm more interested in who actually goes to these things at this point. Is it nothing but diehard 'Vote Blue No Matter Who' liberal boomers?

 

[Bland Crumbs]

I'm more interested in who actually goes to these things at this point. Is it nothing but diehard 'Vote Blue No Matter Who' liberal boomers?

Campaign staffer's family for pay probably.

 

[spiritofamermaid]

Imagine being told you can only have 1 child and then being encouraged to abandon or kill the child if female because of an actual patriarchal societal view.

As much as this is off topic, as well as perhaps a bad thought, I understand prioritizing men over women in that system. Do I condone it? Sort of, because having a female child is more of a burden than a male child in that system.

So I put the blame more on the officials than the people at fault in that system.

Also Joe Biden is crazy and I would not let him sniff my hair.

 

[RodgerDodger]

...that guy is patently retarded. You can't remove someone from office that isn't in office. Besides, if you think Nancy Pelosi would even allow someone to bring impeachment charges against Joe Biden, than I have a bridge to sell you.

Actually you can. It’s never been done. But in theory it would be necessary to charge someone with a crime, that would be otherwise immunized from such by the powers of the office you held at the time of the supposed crime, and whether said crime might be construed as an official act.

An example of where you might need to impeach a former President, in order to press criminal charges would be the case of Abdulfahman Al-Awlaki. The 16 year old American Citizen, and son of dead terrorist leaders Anwar Al-Awalaki, who was killed by President Obama ordered drone strike while at a cafe in Yemen. Human Rights groups and Civil Rights groups have long claimed this was a highly illegal murder/assassination of an American Citizen by the then sitting President. But it can be argued that to press such charges an impeachment would still have to occur to remove Obama’s protections for acts taken in office.

It’s all political/legal theory craft for the most part, as it’s never been seriously tried.

 

[Ashen One]

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The filthy fucking weeb in me would like to point out that the "Fire" there is from actual fire (and related things) and does not work as a synonym for "shoot" in either Japanese or Chinese. You may now give me puzzle pieces for commenting on a Ben Garrison cartoon.

The next President that will flip Georgia.
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That cheering sounded so fake that not having it would make it sound less pathetic.

 

[Kulee Baba]

The next President that will flip Georgia.
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Trump fills a stadium everywhere he goes and there's clearly less than 100 people there for Biden.

And don't give me that crap that it's just Democrats wanting to not spread Covid. If this pandemic happened during the Obama years then Obama would have filled Baseball stadiums with each guest sitting 6 feet apart, assuming that they wouldn't just break the COVID rules because "It's just a flu bro."

The social distancing is just a cope to pretend that Biden apathy isn't sky high.

 

[WinchesterPremium]

The filthy fucking weeb in me would like to point out that the "Fire" there is from actual fire (and related things) and does not work as a synonym for "shoot" in either Japanese or Chinese. You may now give me puzzle pieces for commenting on a Ben Garrison cartoon.


That cheering sounded so fake that not having it would make it sound less pathetic.

You just need a high IQ to understand Ben Garrison cartoons. You see he isn't ordering them to fire, but it is actually a reference to the common phrase "shouting fire in a crowded theater" as something that isn't under the preview of free speech. This fits in with the incredibly subtle overall message about how free speech is dying.

 

[trent]

Trump fills a stadium everywhere he goes and there's clearly less than 100 people there for Biden.

Trump is having a rally right now in Michigan. Bunch of people in attendance and the various streams combined have hundreds of thousands of viewers and tens of thousands of up-votes. Melania is doing a seperate event with tens of thousands of streaming viewers.

If Biden wins it is unquestionably going to be by cheating.

 

[ConfederateIrishman]

I'm with Tim Pool. I'm having a real hard time reconciling what I'm seeing with the polls. Its hard to fucking imagine Biden winning.

I can: It would involve enough ancedotes like your family and others being an omen of them all quietly voting Biden after being in a Media Pressure-Cooker for over a year where they slowly radicalized. I'm watching too many Gen X brains rot into what they hated only 20 years ago.

 

[Leibowitz]

The next President that will flip Georgia.
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Is Biden's team trying to kill him off early by having him walk down that long staircase with no handrail?

 

[LurkTrawl]

I'm more interested in who actually goes to these things at this point. Is it nothing but diehard 'Vote Blue No Matter Who' liberal boomers?

People who've been locked indoors too long due to covid. It's the real reason for the lockdowns, to drive people to go to Joe's rallies.

 

[It's HK-47]

 

[MrJokerRager]

I can: It would involve enough ancedotes like your family and others being an omen of them all quietly voting Biden after being in a Media Pressure-Cooker for over a year where they slowly radicalized. I'm watching too many Gen X brains rot into what they hated only 20 years ago.

At least they are all based in Virginia right so their votes won't matter right?

 

[Meat Target]

I'm with Tim Pool. I'm having a real hard time reconciling what I'm seeing with the polls. Its hard to fucking imagine Biden winning

I can: It would involve enough ancedotes like your family and others being an omen of them all quietly voting Biden after being in a Media Pressure-Cooker for over a year where they slowly radicalized. I'm watching too many Gen X brains rot into what they hated only 20 years ago.

I'm anticipating that Biden will win in spite of his utterly pathetic campaign; the entire Cathedral is carrying water for him, and the moronic hordes of NPCs are motivated to #Vote. I also think the Just Wanna Grill crowd has fallen for Biden's back to normal schtick, bogus as it may be.

I have never so dearly wanted to be wrong in my whole life. Trump deserves to win by a landslide, but that's not how things go in Clown World.

 

[ChikN10der]

I find myself wondering, at my most optimistic, what if the scam isn't to get biden harris in, it's because the Dems need money and nobody contributes if they don't think their guy can win.

In other words, they're not trying to suppress pro Trump, they are trying to milk anti Trump?

Biden would be perfect for this as he's completely compromised, he'd go along with anything to avoid accountability.

Gimme rainbows now...

 

[GuntPunt]

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I forgot to include the crowd outside cheering for Biden outside.

Hunter Biden.

 

[CrippleThreat]

He can also draw massive enthusiastic crowds. Did you hear that cheering?

Yeah! They want him to have 4 more years before he gets into office. Joe is the man for us!

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Hunter Biden.

Honestly, I think the GOP made a Joe tracking device.

 

[TFT-A9]

Honestly, I think the GOP made a Joe tracking device.

They just find him by the smell of his soiled Depends

 

[JosephStalin]

The filthy fucking weeb in me would like to point out that the "Fire" there is from actual fire (and related things) and does not work as a synonym for "shoot" in either Japanese or Chinese. You may now give me puzzle pieces for commenting on a Ben Garrison cartoon.


That cheering sounded so fake that not having it would make it sound less pathetic.

Yup. Doesn't mean "shoot" in Korean, either. In Korean, "shoot" sounds like "swat", and since Korean has an alphabet, in written form would look nothing like Garrison's "character".

 

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Honestly, I think the GOP made a Joe tracking device.

They probably have a mole in his campaign. If nothing else, I imagine some supremely annoyed BernieBro might be telling people.