Artcow Manic Pixie Nightmare Girls / Mallorie Jessica Udischas-Trojan / Jesse William Trojan / Jessica Udischas / SweetBeans99 - Total Bitch Who Supports Shoplifting and Looting; Creator of New Guy, the First Meme of the 2020's

[Peep Plops]

Well how else are you supposed to know the character is a radical feminist who's rebelling against the patriarchy? Gotta get them tumblr bingo points or it's not diverse enough setting.......

Classic stink lines and flies hovering should convey it fine.

 

[Coldgrip]

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The first panel of this reminds me of the Mr Plinket "But Your Brain Did" photo:

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All their problems could be solved by group suicide.

Which has a +45% chance of happening.

 

[Meowthkip]

These animals have a bizarre living arrangement, it's like a mouse utopia experiment.

I think there's five characters under the same room, splitting rent.

 

[Duck Duck TUUURN]

I think there's five characters under the same room, splitting rent.

Nah, it's explicitly mentioned in one of the comics that the goat has a high-salary tech job and pays for everything. Nobody else in the house has a job, I guess. The blue Big Bird character has a job in a food truck, but doesn't live in the commune.

 

[Kingfisher9000]

How toxic of armpit dog to see their partner struggling and immediately make the situation about them. Fake concern, self-victimize, receive kisses and adoration. That's the type of relationship Jess Green Cat wants in their life?

To be fair, that’s clearly meant to be the joke. Green Cat is Jess’s outlet for “ironic” self deprecation.

 

[Iron Hamster]

My money is on New Guy letting them live there for free.

 

[cowisnow]

Nah, it's explicitly mentioned in one of the comics that the goat has a high-salary tech job and pays for everything. Nobody else in the house has a job, I guess. The blue Big Bird character has a job in a food truck, but doesn't live in the commune.

Goat is probably sick of them all living there by now, I'm sure.

 

[CWCissey]

Nobody else in the house has a job, I guess.

I think one is a chef and one is a gardener, the others are various layabouts though.

 

[Iron Hamster]

I think one is a chef and one is a gardener, the others are various layabouts though.

It's the tranch in cartoon form.

 

[Meowthkip]

I think Green Cat is the only one that doesn't contribute anything.

 

[CWCissey]

I think Green Cat is the only one that doesn't contribute anything.

Stealy McGee just sits around drawing furry porn, she doesn't contribute much either.

 

[Meowthkip]

Stealy McGee just sits around drawing furry porn, she doesn't contribute much either.

Ah shit, you right.

I can't keep track of which of the shitty characters lives in the Final Fantasy House.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

What happened to the big blue ostrich-thing? As a devoted fan of these bad comics, I'd hate to see that he/she was murdered to make room for even more unlikable characters.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Are you saying it was potentially ostrich-sized from the commune?

 

[Chan the Wizard]

This is the living situation

Dumb ostrich bird wants to fuck the cat and doesn’t live in the tech bro commune.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Stealy McGee just sits around drawing furry porn, she doesn't contribute much either.

Wouldn't anthropomorphic characters just draw normal porn?

 

[Whatsup bud?]

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Dumb ostrich bird wants to fuck the cat and doesn’t live in the tech bro commune.

Can you imagine Tranny House IRL? Theyd all be accusing other of mental abuse within a week.

 

[CWCissey]

Can you imagine Tranny House IRL? Theyd all be accusing other of mental abuse within a week.

I imagine they'd keep snarking at Tech-bro for being a cog in the capitalist system or some shit too until he eventually takes the red pill and tells them all to fuck off if they don't like it.

 

[Meowthkip]

I just want art of Penny wearing a skirt as a dress, with it pulled up over her boobs, covered in glitter and demanding steaks.

 

[Coldgrip]

I imagine they'd keep snarking at Tech-bro for being a cog in the capitalist system or some shit too until he eventually takes the red pill and tells them all to fuck off if they don't like it.

Nah, he'd be a beta cuck that would apologize constantly. Eventually getting kicked out but still paying the rent and bills as a way for him to atone for his sins.