Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[peach tea]

Spoiler: There's more to the CDC Eviction Moratorium than that

You have had to been affected by Covid in someway and attempting to make payments, plus have been actively seeking aid to help pay bills. Kentucky is giving people 30 days only, and they'd just move back in with the gays if they had to. I seriously doubt she's financially struggling but she can still be evicted this year if she is. Gorl would be e-begging, too, if she was.
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She's probably living it up (where she is now is like a vacay everyday) and trying to wrack her brain for content and excuses about weight and health. We see she's still going places so there's no way she's sick. In some ways, I'm sure she knows exactly what she's doing in making everyone wait for content. She's definitely gaining too. Plus, with holidays coming up, adsense will start really picking up and she'll make money back.

I, for one, am happy to wait. She is gonna be a lot heavier just from this time and it's fun guessing how much so. Bets placed she's back around 520+.

Oh she knows EXACTLY what she’s doing by not posting. She was probably just gonna be lazy for a couple days and then realized how many views she was getting on her last video, so she held off. I don’t think she’s smart enough to have foreseen the response she would get. I do, however, think that she knows she’ll get roughly the same response by coming back after a break this long.

I personally don’t believe she’s demonetized or restricted or whatever, and I think she’s making good money right now and she’ll make good money during her comeback so it’s worth it to her to be even more lazy (somehow, not sure how that’s possible) than usual. Yeah, sure, she will lose a good bit of what she would have gotten if she uploaded like normal, but she’s definitely not going broke right now. At least that’s my opinion. There’s just not enough evidence to prove that she lost monetization and I will believe it when I see it. Nothing bad happens to Amber.

 

[ADHD]

Amber should try to move instead with Dana and Destiny; this should be fun to see.

Yes, but if she has no money, why would they agree to this?

This is Amber's biggest problem: she has no friends, she only has people who tolerate her because she showers them with money. Without money, no one has any reason to suffer her presence, especially not when it comes to living with her. She's fucked if she's dependent on people being willing to let her mooch off them, her best chance would be to call up methmamma Kristine.

 

[wilderbeans]

Let's face it. This subforum is dead. In an attempt to revive it and spark some discussion, I have gone through all 3,582 posts on Amberlynn's Instagram and picked out some highlights. Who wants to fall down the rabbit hole with me?
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Nothing has changed. Her taste buds have been dead for a while.
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Poor Twinko.
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The best part is that she still thinks this is a good idea.
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Amberlynn was in a DDLG relationship? Amberlynn waddled so shoe0nhead could run.
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I've never seen her look so proud.
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Twinkie has spend many a morning watching Destiny fingerblast Hammy's clam hammock.
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Genetic inheritance is a fantastic comedian.
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Most people do not bear witness to an anthropomorphic manatee caught in a fishing net every day. That's why they are staring.
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WriterLynn recounts the tale of two jilted lovers, Crystal Metheny and her brother Tony.
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Look at the life in Twinkie's eyes.
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(Libby or Mary?) is on all fours doing her eyeliner/plucking her eyebrows in front of a full-body mirror and the two decide to take a couple's selfie. Brilliant.
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This reminds me of a mother and her developmentally disabled son taking a tourist photo at the CN Tower's glass floor.
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The random troll was right. Destiny cheated on Hammy with Dana, a Shrek-esque ogre with linebacker shoulders cosplaying as a refrigerator. That's an upgrade in my book.
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#vegan
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It took the channel over two years to crack 1k subs. It's amazing to watch how much she has grown over the years (her shelf ass, not her channel).
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"Future girlfriend" I am assuming this was at the tail end of the Krystle era.
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Find beauty in celery #eatingdisorder #bingeeating
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Krystle-Chan looks stoned here.
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Nothing has changed.
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Finally a realistic goal.
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Lest we forget the Great Pussy Belch of May 2020.
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Poor Krystle. What part of "please don't shove a camera in my face" did she not understand?
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That's a Guitar Hero controller...
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Fat girls: they're fat. #fat
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Back when she had eyebrows.
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Rosa Parks pictured with American civil rights icon (left).
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Bruh. McCain's presidential campaign was in 2008. Why was she posting this in 2013? Am I missing something here?


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#meandmylove
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emo-jee
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My girlfriend burned herself. #cute
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Different home, same hoarder.

What a great walk down memory lane!

 

[McBoogerBall]

Anyone think that Hamburgerlynn looks better with shorter hair? I don’t know why she doesn’t choose to cut it, she won’t even chop the shitty blonde ends, she more or less looks better with shorter hair.

 

[Medical Hawaii]

Anyone think that Hamburgerlynn looks better with shorter hair? I don’t know why she doesn’t choose to cut it, she won’t even chop the shitty blonde ends, she more or less looks better with shorter hair.
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she would only look "better" if she weren't morbidly obese and killing herself

 

[A Beached Whale]

Was talking about Amberlynn and why she's fascinatingly boring but hilarious. Mr. Whale described her as, "Her weight is just a billboard on the way to a rundown roadside attraction."

 

[Soccer Mom in Handcuffs]

@Hamberlard Raid I love you for “clam hammock” and hate you for relating it to ALR and Dusty.

 

[D_Tractor]

Anyone think that Hamburgerlynn looks better with shorter hair? I don’t know why she doesn’t choose to cut it, she won’t even chop the shitty blonde ends, she more or less looks better with shorter hair.
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No. She would look better if she had long hair and cared for it properly like most women do and wasn't balding due to hormone imbalances caused by being a deathfat.

 

[wilderbeans]

Anyone think that Hamburgerlynn looks better with shorter hair? I don’t know why she doesn’t choose to cut it, she won’t even chop the shitty blonde ends, she more or less looks better with shorter hair.
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Yes but she also looks like Chantal and that totally ruins it!

 

[GrouchiCorn]

she looked small in 2013, (comparatively), damn

 

[peach tea]

The highlights in those Instagram pictures for me have to be:

the picture of celery- as a plant person who realizes how many millions of species grow in this exact shape, that caption tore me up inside. You don’t have to look for it lol just go outside bitch even pine cones grow in that shape it’s called geometry. I mean my god, all those atrocious plastic sukkalents she bought this year,.. I’m surprised she’s not still posting about the beauty only she can find in plastic. Also, you literally only need light and gritty soil to grow a succulent, anyone who can’t grow one is useless, you barely even have to water them. Plastic plants are a major peeve for me lol I’ll stop.

the Obama pic- idk what this was meant to be, or why she posted it, but I don’t ever want to hear amberlynn talk about politics or even joke about them. When people as stupid as her have an opinion, it’s always wrong. I don’t give a shit what side of the spectrum her views are on, she’s an idiot and I’m glad she’s not voting.

I’ll take my hats and puzzle pieces and be on my way.

 

[Acidsplat]

she looked like an oversized toddler with the bow in her poop bun

 

[deputydogshit2.0]

Anyone think that Hamburgerlynn looks better with shorter hair? I don’t know why she doesn’t choose to cut it, she won’t even chop the shitty blonde ends, she more or less looks better with shorter hair.
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I don’t think she looks better per se. I think she looks slightly less awful.

 

[Golly]

she looked small in 2013, (comparatively), damn

And young! I suppose it's because she was at the time, but a lot of people can manage to age gracefully with the right combination of self care and genetic luck. Whatever good karma AL had in the latter category has been fucked up immeasurably by her inability to do anything about the former.

 

[darkprince56]

Why would the boys allow such a thing? They only tolerated Amber because she was Miss Moneybags, and eventually that wasn't enough for them to put up with her any longer. Why would they take in a broke Amber and a thumb who refuses to get a job?

Idk how true this is but I saw several people in her comment section saying that Eric and Ricky also left the old house and have moved to their own apartment. Who knows if they even have space for more people. And they only ever put up with Amber because of Becky.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Idk how true this is but I saw several people in her comment section saying that Eric and Ricky also left the old house and have moved to their own apartment. Who knows if they even have space for more people. And they only ever put up with Amber because of Becky.

While most people believed that Eric and Rickie moved but the only indication was from Amber. Eric was still registered for voting at the old address in Montecillo while Becky was registered at her new address in Lexington. Eric brought packages left by delivery companies to Amber a few weeks ago. Whether or not Eric and Rickie moved has not been fully ascertained.

 

[darkprince56]

While most people believed that Eric and Rickie moved but the only indication was from Amber. Eric was still registered for voting at the old address in Montecillo while Becky was registered at her new address in Lexington. Eric brought packages left by delivery companies to Amber a few weeks ago. Whether or not Eric and Rickie moved has not been fully ascertained.

Ohhh ok I didn't know

 

[Pog Mathoin]

Who thinks she's been holding out to do a Halloweeeeeeen vlog?

 

[Thumb Dumpster]

Who thinks she's been holding out to do a Halloweeeeeeen vlog?

If she does, it will be background noise while she discusses her latest candle purchases, shows off the nails she done bought because she, like, wants to try them on. Then, maybe she'll round out the affair by humoring Thumby by cackling like an escaped mental patient at nothing, let out an ear piercing shriek then eat 5 frozen meals before she lies about doing housework.

Bonus spooky points for side on shelf ass, potential laygs and clothes that are stretching so much to contain Ambers vast, planetoid bulk that the sound of ripping nylon and polyester drowns out her simpering about how she's nervous about eating a food for the first time or something.

 

[NosferatuORG]

Halloween is such a childish obsession for her.