🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Hamsteroid]

Got bored an ran the picture of Ralph's baby through some CSI level enhancement programs:

 

[Postal Pippa]

Ralph failing to do Solid Snakes voice tells me his balls never dropped.
Ralph saying Ocelot Revolver tells me he's never played a single game.

Also Ralph lamenting how he didnt pre order a PS5, Im sure he cant even afford it on his lemon minimum wage income. Plus with more expensive games he wont be able to afford more then one.

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

I was hoping for another pillstream but we are back to dead air. Also Shannon clearly hates his life and is starting to crack.

Wasn't he supposed to have a guest every night this week or something?

 

[MeltyTW]

Ralph saying Ocelot Revolver tells me he's never played a single game.

didnt chris chan also fake playing metal gear at one point?

also look at this shit, look at how disgraceful and miniscule this botted viewer count is, look at how pathetic this is, look at how disgusting this is. i wouldnt show a convicted murderer this stomach churning offense to the sense of sight that is ethan ralphs utterly insignificant viewership. little fucking babies can count higher than ethan ralphs pitiful little viewership even with bots. this is just appalling at this point:

this is the viewer base that is supposed to feed his children! the little guntling is going to starve on the streets at this rate. youd be more of a man if you streamed yourself surrendering your penis to be removed by the government where at least youd have a viewership that would register as being of any sort of significance unlike your dick ralph, i feel shame even having to highlight this minuscule viewership for you innocent folks to sully your eyes with.

i mean this is just child abuse at this point, imagine being born only for your father to show you this hideous sight early in your little miserable existence, the child is going to kill himself seeing at how much of a failure you are ralph. id be ashamed if my father presented this dogshit, this pile of crap. this little dingleberry of an audience to me as my first sight on this miserable plane.

 

[Postal Pippa]

didnt chris chan also fake playing metal gear at one point?

Really? It would be the first Id hear of it. Though Id give em a pass cause well, the tism.

I mean maybe if Gunt only played GZ and TPP where Ocelot is pretty much a shell of who he is but if he played 1-4, theres no excuse for fucking up that name in particular. Its a fuckin meme for god sakes.

 

[MeltyTW]

Really? It would be the first Id hear of it. Though Id give em a pass cause well, the tism.

I mean maybe if Gunt only played GZ and TPP where Ocelot is pretty much a shell of who he is but if he played 1-4, theres no excuse for fucking up that name in particular. Its a fuckin meme for god sakes.

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hes a fake gamer girl lol, literally everything about him is a lie, the only games he plays now are anal chugging and showing your disappointed and now suicidal son your obscenely insignificant viewership numbers. hell there was a time he said he played card games in prison and even then i dont believe him

 

[MeltyTW]

i have to double post for this, but look at this man! look at bald hes going! the left side of his head (from his pov) looked like it was the most preserved but look at how scant and sickly his scalp is! i dont know how @Sam Losco and @Burger Fox remaining viewers can stomach this balding pig man.:

this is the hair of a deformed creature, disfigured pedophiles lurking in the darkness like IT have hair like this! he looks like some twisted ghoul roaming graveyards for the remains of the dead.

 

[Sriracha]

Doesn't Ralph live in a small crack shack? If the baby is born come May then I am sure we will hear crying noises in the background come late 2021.

Wonder if he is rich enough to soundproof his place if that happens. Or maybe get a bigger place.

Baby is due late May.

I've been wondering, here we have a community nurse visit the house for the 2 week appointment. Is it the same in Virginia? I wonder what a health care professional would say about the state of their situation. I know they test for depression/mental illness for the appointments and they also ask if they are currently in a domestic violence situation and Ralph won't be allowed in the room during this conversation, so it gives Faith an opportunity to start a recorded history of abuse.

false he was noticeably depressed as well during the stream.

lmfao look at this hd screencap from sams snipe, look at how piggy his eyes are, how his eyelids arent even opening properly anymore, he looks like a sow that needs put down for being too fucking fat no joke ive had one:

I legit think he and Faith fight and he comes on stream upset/depressed. She's a fucking teenager in a stressful situation and Chris Kerr talked about how she frequently played mind games/lashed out so she's probably doing that to Ralph to keep the love dramatic since all fanfiction teens think that conflict is important for romantic progression.

he looks like some twisted ghoul roaming graveyards for the remains of the dead.

Ralph literally has a fat hunch on his back. He is a literal hunchback I have never seen that kind of fat distribution before.

 

[MeltyTW]

Ralph literally has a fat hunch on his back. He is a literal hunchback I have never seen that kind of fat distribution before.

his neck is almost disappeared, youll notice he actually has trouble turning his head, thats why he does that weird bobble head shit where he just swings his head like a pendulum, his chunt is being consumed by the gunt

I legit think he and Faith fight and he comes on stream upset/depressed. She's a fucking teenager in a stressful situation and Chris Kerr talked about how she frequently played mind games/lashed out so she's probably doing that to Ralph to keep the love dramatic since all fanfiction teens think that conflict is important for romantic progression.

oh if shes there definitely, theyre trapped in a codependent relationship, ethan ruined any chance for her to have a family with anyone else and is a gunt with tampon breath who didnt meet her expectations so she resents him mostly rightfully tbh, he resents her for hating him and looking down on him but is scared of legal consequences or push back from vickers if she were pushed away.

i feel kinda of bad spending my time here encouraging people to mock ralph then leaving the stream snipers to die of boredom,

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Yo so when is Dicks Road Rage? and anyone going to attend or nay?

The weekend of December...15th, I believe?

This guy bloviating about herbal remedies for AIDS and ebola is totally not a prelude to him trying to hawk some bullshit snake oil to Ethan's smoothbrained audience.

Ethan has also just badly fucked up his audio yet again, muting the guest but nobody else. His attempts to fix it are just compounding the problem.

Joseph didn't strike me as a snake oil salesman, just a superstitious African dude. Honestly, he wasn't that bad of a guest. I found him & Heshy, the Orthodox Jew running for city council, to be rather charming & entertaining in their own right. See, Ralph? These were good guests! Weird, but not preachy like David Weiss or any of the other wackjobs that can't stop reeeeeeing about juice.
...but who cares what a lesbian on Kiwi Farms thinks. (I'm not exactly Ralph's core audience, to be fair.)

Though speaking of Ralph's core audience, he had under 600 live viewers on DLive alone per @Sam Losco . So maybe people checked out when they saw a black man? Or maybe they split when Ralph broke everything? (I find this theory unlikely; Ralph breaks something every night.) Though chat was the liveliest I'd seen it get in a hot minute.

I was hoping for another pillstream but we are back to dead air. Also Shannon clearly hates his life and is starting to crack.

I'm fucking telling you, November 3rd. I will die on this hill.

Who here is possessed by evil sex spirits?

Killstream Reeeeeecap 10/27/20 – Congratulations, Ralph, now stop beating your meat

Spoiler: I am a woman possessed

• I was gonna play a spoopy game to keep me awake but I can’t listen to the voice acting & Ralph at the same time. STRESS-SIGH
• It hasn’t even started & I'm already reaching for Excedrin. It's gonna be a night, Kiwi Krew. Expect lots of smug over the…Ralphababy…
• Everytime he says “Ralphababy" my brain parses it as “Ralphaburger.” Will Ralph eat his unborn child like an alcoholic Saturn? I almost want to make a Goya reimagining. Almost.
• Anyway, how are you guys? Weather can’t decide if it wants to be hot or cold, so I feel like I'm coming down with something as a result. Nothing too bad, just general malaise a nice cup of tea should fix. I've noticed I've been grinding my teeth a lot lately, though. Gotta stick it out for just another week. Just one more week & my suffering is over. I hope.
• BoJack intro coming in hot at 9:53 PM, along with Ralph yelling “LET’S FUCKING GOOOOO" hard enough to fuck with his audio levels, so it sounds like he’s screaming into a tin can on a string in hopes whoever’s holding the other can can hear him
• Do Zoomers even know about that two-cans-on-a-string thing? Though I think I used to use styrofoam/plastic cups. I must be getting old.
• [reflecting on my life through the guitar intro]
• Ladies & gentlemen hello & welcome to the Killme I am your host BOLDYSPICY the owner & editor of yet another tension headache-turning-migraine
• Shoutout to Jen/LoveIsAFourLetterWord with the Ninjaghini; she & Ralph were discussing Buffy
• We have a guest, Joseph Oka…chu…something
• Anyway, buy Ralph’s hats, they come in red & black
• Here is a pitchurr of the sonogram
• Ah, Joseph is African. A Nigerian Trump fan. I think he is also an actor? Trump is making Africa Great Again.
• Audio is fucky
• Joseph lives in California, sensed demons around Obama, & has been chosen by God to support Trump
• We watch a video in which Joseph tells us that God has told him to tell us to stop masturbating.
• I'll give Ralph this, his last two guests have been very, uh, diverse
• “Masturbation is sexual intercourse between you & an evil spirit.” This is a direct quote.
• Chat is losing their minds
• Was Obama born in Kenya? Joseph is unsure, but the whole thing was fishy.
• Warski is now an Anti-Coomer.
• Someone in chat says when you take pills, you are possessed by an evil pill spirit. Watch out, Ralph.
• When women jill off, an evil male spirit enters your soul & prevents you from getting married. I'M SORRY FOR BEING AN AYYLAWG RALPH IT WAS AN EVIL SPIRIT INSIDE ME
• I'm gonna go pick up women in the bar: “hey baby, wanna have a threesome? You, me, & the evil spirit inside me"
• Everyone seems to be having fun. That’s nice.
• Joseph once jacked off in a church bathroom. Uhhhh.
• Joseph used to have sleep paralysis when he was jerkin' the gherkin. Evil spirits.
• Oh boy, gonna have callers
• Tell us about AIDS, magic Nigerian man. “It’s very popular”
• You can cure AIDS & Ebola by eating various roots & herbs
• Magic Johnson is still alive because he has money. Joseph posits he probably flies to Africa to get herbs
• Killstream audience keeps asking the Nigerian man about Ugandan shit, they're not interchangeable you fucking brainlets
• Ralph broke the Callbot. I can hear the callers on stream, Gator can hear them through Hangouts. Bibble is now here. Ralph can’t hear anyone.
• Ralph what the fuck did you do? He still can’t hear Bibble or Gator. His wireless headset probably died.
• If it’s a wireless/Bluetooth headset, it probably just ran out of battery.
• Whoa Kemosabe
• [dead air intensifies]
• Gator cuts back in briefly & I distinctly hear “—sabe.”
• [please stand by]
• My sister has a Bluetooth headset, you gotta charge it, nigga
• Masturbation is detrimental to your health because of the evil spirits
• “BUTTERS GODDAMMIT"
• “Southern Dingo's Religious Guide you’re on the Killstream.” Dago is bathing his kid right now. Please don’t call the guest a “nigger" in front of the kid, I beg you
• SouthernDago is being very terse. Dago you are so fucking transparent, Joseph isn’t going to fuck your wife through the Callbot or something
• Masturbation is more detrimental to Africa than AIDS
• I can hear Dingo give a distressed sigh. Get over yourself you inbred hick wop
• Masturbation is more detrimental to America than racism
• “You have an ally in me,” says Dago. He is scandalized that Weinstein jacked off into a plant?
• Oh dear God Joseph is going on about adrenocrome
• Adrenocrome can turn demons & animals human
• If Dago owned a slave & choked the chicken in front of him, would he be Massah-bating? Shut up, Dago.
• “What do you think about gay?” –Ethan Ralph
• Being a gay & masturbating are not the same thing, but chronic masturbation leads to gay. Uh.
• I too like to see black women with big backside, I'd argue that THAT made me a gay
• It’s ok2b gay, but no one likes you, especially in Africa
• I'd rather talk to Joseph than Dingo, Joseph at least is a nice guy
• I think I hear rain in the background somewhere. Is it coming from Ralph or Warski?
• No Nut November on the Killstream
• Oh, I think it’s raining in Warski’s neck of the woods
• Warski tries to argue that semen is a man’s life force. Gator sez chronic masturbation can lower testosterone levels.
• The earlier tech problems seem to have defanged Ralph. He sounds much less energetic, depressed even. I actually feel kinda bad. It’s okay, buddy.
• The Killstream always has tech problems, I'm not sure why this one took the oxygen out of his tank.
• Warski, Gator, & Joseph discuss the finer points of cooming
• “Is Wank-kanda the mortal enemy of Wakanda, & can the Black Panther defeat their king White Tiger?” Behold, the only funny thing Southern Dingo has ever said.
• Butters you’re on the Killstream, be extremely autistic
• Joseph says, “let me tell you something scientific" & then goes on a tangent about diseased aliens
• Butters tries to school me on homosexuality, thank you Butters
• Orgasms ARE good for prostate health, yes.
• “Injaculation.” The Tantric Indian thing where you ejaculate in the bladder? So you can stay erect longer? Yeah, I've heard of that. Sounds like a great way to give yourself a bladder infection.
• Joseph, what do you say when people say you’re crazy? That the greatest offering to Satan is to cum on the ground. Like Onan?
• Joseph was in like 200 African films or something, which is why he wants to raise awareness about masturbation
• Stop using idioms, English is probably Joseph’s fifth language
• Follow him at his name dot Twitter dot…something
• Fuck it, here: https://killstream.live/guest/joseph-okechukwu/
• Ralph describes the little fetus kicking its feet & doing its thing, & he could see its little heartbeat. Awwwww. My heart.
• Congratulations, Ralph.
• Costumes on the 30th. Fuck me, that’s a Friday. I wanna take Friday off.
• Gator did a shitty Solid Snake/Otakon impression on Warski’s show last night.
• Stop ruining MGS for me with shitty impressions gentlemen pls thx
• PantsuParty has an OnlyFans, but only for reviewing hentai
• Riotwatch Philadephia
• NOT THE FOOT LOCKER
• “Where’s Ocelot Revolver when you need him" –Ralph
• Warski had a debilitating stutter & no friends growing up because everyone thought he was a retard. Therefore he suffered more than black people.
• Prince Harry talks about how Megan taught him about racism by spending a week in her shoes. Is she trooning him out
• Warski bitching about black people o'clock, thank you for the insightful social commentary
• LET’S WATCH TUCKER CARLSON CLIPS YAAAAAY
• Donate to Killstream dot live slash entropy slash whatever
• “Who's Rob Walker?” Nostalgia Critic's brother? IS HUNTER BIDEN IN CAHOOTS WITH CHANNEL AWESOME
• I've been following the Hunter Biden shit & I still have no idea what the fuck is going on, nor do I understand what is going on with this Tucker interview
• It IS amazing how bad the Biden family is fucking up compared to the Clintons’ & Trump's shady dealings
• Nov. 3rd guest roster: a lot
• Shoutout Chillstream Uncut alloneword, shoutout podcast gang gang
• Shoutout to the graphics guy. I gotta up my design game.
• We haven’t finished Tucker yet? Fuck me.
• Rudy, Barr, Bannon, etc. need to shit or get off the pot, for real
• Alex Jones/Joe Rogan clips
• Pause so Warski can shill his shit, now more Alex
• Gator’s not dead, he was sweeping up
• Someone in chat offers Ralph a cool $1k to get Zidan on the 3rd. Ralph tried. Gator sez Zidan has his own “election party" he’s going to. Didn’t someone say Rackets was trying to recruit him for his stream?
• Bye Gator, goodnight
• [Peaceful Sunset outro]
• [Step by Step outro]

I've perked up after a few cups of tea, which might be why I'm being extra-nice to Ralph today. No word on the sex spirits, though.

ETA:

I've been wondering, here we have a community nurse visit the house for the 2 week appointment. Is it the same in Virginia?

Not that I'm aware of in the States.

I legit think he and Faith fight and he comes on stream upset/depressed. She's a fucking teenager in a stressful situation and Chris Kerr talked about how she frequently played mind games/lashed out so she's probably doing that to Ralph to keep the love dramatic since all fanfiction teens think that conflict is important for romantic progression.

I hadn't thought of that. It would explain a lot. Granted, Faith is dumb enough to believe more fights = a stronger relationship, but keep in mind that she's also a spoiled brat & kind of a psychobitch. BPD (what I suspect is her core issue) is no fucking joke, & she's also a moody teenage girl on top of that. But now on top of that, her brain is marinating in pregnancy hormones. The girl is a ticking chemical timebomb.

For all the men ITT, chemical fluctuations that occur with menses fuck normal women up. If you've got a couple screws loose, it can trigger psychotic episodes. Pregnancy is that on crack. Ralph is fucked.

Ralph literally has a fat hunch on his back. He is a literal hunchback I have never seen that kind of fat distribution before.

I've seen it a lot in other Amerifats. Usually a potential indicator of diabetes. Could also be a lipoma, a benign fatty tumor, but I think it's the former.

 

[Sriracha]

oh if shes there definitely, theyre trapped in a codependent relationship, ethan ruined any chance for her to have a family with anyone else and is a gunt with tampon breath who didnt meet her expectations so she resents him mostly rightfully tbh, he resents her for hating him and looking down on him but is scared of legal consequences or push back from vickers if she were pushed away.

I understand why people don't think she is there because no sane person would stay there. It also doesn't make sense why we don't hear about her/see any engagement and he doesn't gloat about her, just 'his' unborn baby. When he was with Nora, we saw the opposite and there was even pictures of her at the end of stream because he was proud to be with her.

To be honest, I think he's just ashamed of Faith and probably hates her. People make fun of her appearance, even in her total dogshit art she's undermining him, making him a tranny. She has publicly lied to him and tried to escape him, fucks up reading her hostage script so we all think she's scared and even insinuated to Chris Kerr that Ralph was RAPING HER multiple times through the DMs. He is 100% keeping her there out of spite because we are going to laugh at him when she leaves. He's probably hiding her begrudgingly, because like JF you should keep your potatoes in the dark.

 

[Postal Pippa]

Killstream Reeeeeecap 10/27/20 – Congratulations, Ralph, now stop beating your meat

• 
  
• BoJack intro coming in hot at 9:53 PM, along with Ralph yelling “LET’S FUCKING GOOOOO" hard enough to fuck with his audio levels, so it sounds like he’s screaming into a tin can on a string in hopes whoever’s holding the other can can hear him
• Do Zoomers even know about that two-cans-on-a-string thing? Though I think I used to use styrofoam/plastic cups. I must be getting old.
• [reflecting on my life through the guitar intro]
• Here is a pitchurr of the sonogram
• Joseph once jacked off in a church bathroom. Uhhhh.
• Killstream audience keeps asking the Nigerian man about Ugandan shit, they're not interchangeable you fucking brainlets
• Ralph broke the Callbot. I can hear the callers on stream, Gator can hear them through Hangouts. Bibble is now here. Ralph can’t hear anyone.
• Ralph what the fuck did you do? He still can’t hear Bibble or Gator. His wireless headset probably died.
• If it’s a wireless/Bluetooth headset, it probably just ran out of battery.
• Whoa Kemosabe
• [dead air intensifies]
• Gator cuts back in briefly & I distinctly hear “—sabe.”
• [please stand by]
• My sister has a Bluetooth headset, you gotta charge it, nigga
• “BUTTERS GODDAMMIT"
• Masturbation is more detrimental to Africa than AIDS
• Masturbation is more detrimental to America than racism
• Warski tries to argue that semen is a man’s life force. Gator sez chronic masturbation can lower testosterone levels.
• Warski, Gator, & Joseph discuss the finer points of cooming
• Butters you’re on the Killstream, be extremely autistic
• Joseph says, “let me tell you something scientific" & then goes on a tangent about diseased aliens
• Butters tries to school me on homosexuality, thank you Butters
• Joseph, what do you say when people say you’re crazy? That the greatest offering to Satan is to cum on the ground. Like Onan?
• Gator did a shitty Solid Snake/Otakon impression on Warski’s show last night.
• Stop ruining MGS for me with shitty impressions gentlemen pls thx
• PantsuParty has an OnlyFans, but only for reviewing hentai
• “Where’s Ocelot Revolver when you need him" –Ralph
• Warski had a debilitating stutter & no friends growing up because everyone thought he was a retard. Therefore he suffered more than black people.
• Warski bitching about black people o'clock, thank you for the insightful social commentary
• LET’S WATCH TUCKER CARLSON CLIPS YAAAAAY
• Nov. 3rd guest roster: a lot
• Shoutout Chillstream Uncut alloneword, shoutout podcast gang gang
• Shoutout to the graphics guy. I gotta up my design game.
• Gator’s not dead, he was sweeping up
• [Peaceful Sunset outro]
• [Step by Step outro]

These are the things that caused me pain tonight. I will say tonight was entertaining but in the same sort of way taking mind altering substances is entertaining. Yeah its fun but...you wonder afterwards if this is detrimental to your health.

 

[Sam Losco]

I'm done after the election stream. I can't take this shit. I was doing it out of boredom and fun, but the show is so fucking awful now it's taking the fun out of it and put me right back to being bored.

I will hold out until the election stream, and MAYBE the next day depending on how the big stream goes. After that, I'm done.

 

[naught]

People that @ cows should be gassed.

Funny part is Ralph doesn't even use the account.
One of the last times he showed his screen he had kiwi farms on one tab.
I wonder if the discord drama followed him to telegram? Or if just moved wherever else he takes calls..

(https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1321315805313802240)
(https://archive.md/VzlaR)

 

[MeltyTW]

For all the men ITT, chemical fluctuations that occur with menses fuck normal women up. If you've got a couple screws loose, it can trigger psychotic episodes. Pregnancy is that on crack. Ralph is fucked.

lol hadnt considered that, im actually kind of rooting for faith to still be with him now, dont think she is though sadly.

I will hold out until the election stream, and MAYBE the next day depending on how the big stream goes. After that, I'm done.

what about tampa? i could probably learn obs if youre not up for it if @Burger Fox isnt up for it

These are the things that caused me pain tonight. I will say tonight was entertaining but in the same sort of way taking mind altering substances is entertaining. Yeah its fun but...you wonder afterwards if this is detrimental to your health.

outside the 2 hyped events with "career" ending potential theres nothing of value in the killstream anymore. i think ralph is even getting bored reading our insults about his stagnant show.

 

[Sam Losco]

lol hadnt considered that, im actually kind of rooting for faith to still be with him now, dont think she is though sadly.

what about tampa? i could probably learn obs if youre not up for it if @Burger Fox isnt up for it

outside the 2 hyped events with "career" ending potential theres nothing of value in the killstream anymore. i think ralph is even getting bored reading our insults about his stagnant show.

Yeah I might come back for Tampa shit. That certainly has great potential to be a shit show.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Yeah I might come back for Tampa shit. That certainly has great potential to be a shit show.

Cool, because I was thinking about coming out of reeeeeecap reeeeeetirement for that, too.

I toyed with the idea of maybe doing the week following the election instead of stopping on the 3rd, but I might grind my teeth down to fine powder by then.

 

[Postal Pippa]

Well shit, now I feel guilty for wanting to retire after election too.

 

[MeltyTW]

Well shit, now I feel guilty for wanting to retire after election too.

you can still basically retire even sniping the tampa stuff will give you about a month off then a one and done deal

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

You should all take a break after the election then take turns shitting on him during Floridaaah. It's only fair. ;D