Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

[ChantalsRecedingHairline]

She is on under 20k views for all her haunt videos. Surely she gets the hint that they are boring as bat shit and her viewers prefer to watch her eat 5000 calorie meals on camera.

 

[iSaidShhh]

Mmm, another tantalizing aroma to add to Chateau de Chantal. Not content with her home stinking like cat piss, her own asshole, bits of foodstuffs crammed into various hard-to-reach crevices and forgotten about, toenail cheese, and James' cumsocks, she's got to add used fucking cooking oil.

Oh well. Maybe next time she gets stuck in a doorway or firmly wedged into her steering wheel, James can ladle out some of the cooled oil and use it like WD-40 until she squelches free.

 

[Refrigerator Poet]

I've seen this topic mentioned on here before and a comment on a recent Chantal compilation mentioned it as well, but it really is crazy how Chantal had a gap in her teeth about 3 years ago when she started YouTube and she doesn't have one now. She basically has one huge front tooth that is a result of the former two being fused together?

I have never seen a gap in someone's teeth close over time without the intervention some sort of health professional/orthodontist. We all know she would probably never invest money into any type of alignment treatments to get it closed.

Some have speculated that her weight gain over the years may have shifted her jaw alignment, some speculated that it's due to a lack of hygiene, but who knows. This woman truly is a medical oddity and yet she isn't terrified of it.

Incoming wisdom teeth can do it, too, if you still have them. And they’re weird motherfuckers that can wait forever to come in.

Pretty accurate description of Peetz. I would say calling him an angsty teenager is an insult to them since they are still kids and do not really know better. I see him more as a cartoon character like Grouchy Smurf. He just complains because he can, brings no solution to the table and does nothing to change things. Considering how much he loves media aimed at children, it is not that surprising to see him act like those characters.

I had not considered it, but he is exactly Grumpy Smurf, plus a little bit of the know-it-all one.

After she and Bibi broke up. She's been on an endless binge spree for like 6 months now.

I would posit that it actually started right before the hysterectomy. Any and all “diet attempts” after that were pure bullshit. Lip service to her fantasy of being a skinny legend, and to shut up the haydurs.

 

[Occipital Fupa]

This is the third curse he has placed on Clotso. Doubters and skeptics would be wise to note that she was stricken with medical emergencies within weeks of his prior two

She’s 450lbs at the best. She will have random medical emergencies much more than the average person, curse or not.
But let’s wait and see.


ETA : Random thought. Perhaps KFers should start watermarking their funny creations like the recent bingo card of @Sally Simpleton with the KF logo?

 

[soulless guarantee]

Well I guess Chantal and Peetz are going to find out what deep fried, molting cat hair smells like.

 

[annikaguts]

Well I guess Chantal and Peetz are going to find out what deep fried, molting cat hair smells like.

She better get her cats off the counter if she's going to deep fry anything. This will not end well. Hopefully, she only burns herself.

 

[Revo]

Looks like Young Dumb Honey is dipping her feet into the cesspool that is Foodie Beauty. I really don't think there's any thing else she could add or say that hasn't already been said before.

Spoiler: Let's talk about Foodie Beauty's distractions, and blame shifting // Apology Analysis.

Oh my, a bingo card?

Sauce Archive

Spoiler: Foodie Beauty Chantal Bingo Pepperoni Peetz Collab

This is the third curse he has placed on Clotso. Doubters and skeptics would be wise to note that she was stricken with medical emergencies within weeks of his prior two, and don't even ask what happened to Etika after he was cursed.

Spoiler: Foodie Beauty, You've Been Cursed (Tarot Style) #2

 

[Pargon]

She better get her cats off the counter if she's going to deep fry anything. This will not end well. Hopefully, she only burns herself.

I dunno. I wouldn't mind if Peetz had a little third-degree run-in with the Cornballer.

 

[soulless guarantee]

She better get her cats off the counter if she's going to deep fry anything. This will not end well. Hopefully, she only burns herself.

Very optimistic of you to think the fryer is going in the kitchen. Chantal has a bedside table, right? Just prepping for the inevitable bed-bound saga.

 

[Beluga]

Just in case: ARCHIVE DOMINO'S PIZZA EAT WITH ME | I WAS A STALKER STORYTIME July 31, 2017

How much did the bitch spend on that "small" Sephora and Lush haul? I bet it must have been at least 150$

 

[Honeyandspice]

Yeah They all want to cheer her to her casket.

 

[Smoovy Jay]

Just in case: ARCHIVE DOMINO'S PIZZA EAT WITH ME | I WAS A STALKER STORYTIME July 31, 2017
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How much did the bitch spend on that "small" Sephora and Lush haul? I bet it must have been at least 150$

From Sephora, more than C$120. I think the DryBar spray is a points perk because I can’t find that size for sale and I don’t know what it is beside the ABH palette. And I’ll bet my life the Nars blush is Orgasm or Deep Throat. She should’ve waited for the sale (I highly doubt she stalked Reddit for the Friends and Family code).

 

[Pargon]

And I’ll bet my life the Nars blush is Orgasm or Deep Throat.

I've never stepped foot inside a Sephora but if those are names for shades then I'd like Western society to burn down now please.

 

[Rasputin's Side Piece]

Just in case: ARCHIVE DOMINO'S PIZZA EAT WITH ME | I WAS A STALKER STORYTIME July 31, 2017

Wow. I started watching later than this, so this was quite the glimpse into the psyche. But the main thing I noticed was the nose going WILD. I swear it was reminiscent of a pig's snout wiggling. That's awful, but there's no other way to see it, knowing how she is.

 

[Feelinsick]

Every slightly intelligent person is saving money right now and making intelligent purchases. There's a huge economic depression coming and this lady is spending hundreds in shitty products that are completely not needed. She'll still smell of piss and have an ugly mug afer using them.

No wonder she'll always be a broke fat ass.

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

Yeah They all want to cheer her to her casket piano case.

FTFY

 

[Smoovy Jay]

I've never stepped foot inside a Sephora but if those are names for shades then I'd like Western society to burn down now please.

Nars is cringe for that but they have great products. The Orgasm line is very YouTube-y and Chantal has no mind of her own so she’ll just buy whatever her favourite youtubers use.

 

[GunganQueen]

Every slightly intelligent person is saving money right now and making intelligent purchases. There's a huge economic depression coming and this lady is spending hundreds in shitty products that are completely not needed. She'll still smell of piss and have an ugly mug afer using them.

No wonder she'll always be a broke fat ass.

This shouldn't be surprising. Chantal is the epitome of living in the moment. Consequences be damned. She wants to have her hamburger and eat it too. I genuinely looking forward to seeing what happens when the money dries out.

 

[Vietnam Ron]

Well, at least it's accurate.

 

[sweetie_squad_4_lyfe]

Have her eyes always rolled into the back of her head while she's pigging out? I feel like it's a somewhat recent development but my memory is shit and there are too many cows to keep track of.

I believe so, yes. Along with moans and groans. Literal foodgasm. It's one of the things that makes her so funny imo. She gets a ridiculous amount of pleasure from disgusting, deep fried shit smothered in cheese and sauce.