Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / ashkat724 / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

Oh no! Louis deleted his Twitter account! What's the reason this time?

  • Spur-of-the-moment decision due to sugar high from drinking ketchup

    Votes: 40 9.2%

  • Got caught calling users racial slurs and attacking cancer patients again

    Votes: 53 12.2%

  • Was $2 short from his monthly $500 iPad purchase

    Votes: 71 16.4%

  • Accidentally masturbated to futanari centuar porn made by somebody who voted conservative in 1996

    Votes: 140 32.3%

  • Anger from losing another razor to his triple chin's fat rolls

    Votes: 17 3.9%

  • Realization he hadn't used Kiwi Farms hacking him as an excuse yet

    Votes: 21 4.8%

  • One of his "friends" kindly asked him to stop insulting them for every interaction

    Votes: 50 11.5%

  • Soda-infused projectile vomit hit the "disable account" button

    Votes: 41 9.5%
  • Total voters
    433
Neferpitou! said:
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Lou is again musing over what to call his big titty cat gf fursona. Although this time I think he's added a new name! Is Alexandra one he's used before?
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Alexandra is ripped from either Wonder Woman or Greek history. I want to say he’s used all of those ones at one point except maybe Ashe?

Lou is just such a boring cow. All he can do is toddle around in circles, consooming and fingering his foot hole to get money while changing his”identity” . I could not imagine what living with him would be like.
 
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I keep managing to forget that Lou is thirty fucking seven. He acts like an entitled teenager.
Sheeeeeiiiiiittt said:
Alexandra is ripped from either Wonder Woman or Greek history. I want to say he’s used all of those ones at one point except maybe Ashe?

Lou is just such a boring cow. All he can do is toddle around in circles, consooming and fingering his foot hole to get money while changing his”identity” . I could not imagine what living with him would be like.
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Let's see, he would order food every day for lunch and dinner, probably vomit on the floor a couple times. Within a week, he would be out of money and telling you that you're transphobic and want him to starve because you're not cooking his food and spoon feeding it in to his mouth. Also you don't care about him because when he threw up, you didn't ask if he was okay even though you had no idea he had thrown up and the last time you asked him/suggested he saw a doctor, he told you it was fine because "it's healing".
 
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ThrowawayFurry said:
I keep managing to forget that Lou is thirty fucking seven. He acts like an entitled teenager.

Let's see, he would order food every day for lunch and dinner, probably vomit on the floor a couple times. Within a week, he would be out of money and telling you that you're transphobic and want him to starve because you're not cooking his food and spoon feeding it in to his mouth. Also you don't care about him because when he threw up, you didn't ask if he was okay even though you had no idea he had thrown up and the last time you asked him/suggested he saw a doctor, he told you it was fine because "it's healing".
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Unless he’s some sort of horrible LIAR it would be a blessed existence of constant Happy Meals, bookbags brimming with M&Ms, a gentle rain of lettuce and tomatoes and iPad minis pattering around your perfectly hydrated immunocompromised body. Your only concern would be whether you could go out to eat without him before he hobbled back from the store (he never takes the bus! Which is why he needs $50 bus fare) with fresh bounty to lay before you. You’d have to type in all caps on Facebook just to vent the excess joy.
 
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Sheeeeeiiiiiittt said:
Alexandra is ripped from either Wonder Woman or Greek history. I want to say he’s used all of those ones at one point except maybe Ashe?

Lou is just such a boring cow. All he can do is toddle around in circles, consooming and fingering his foot hole to get money while changing his”identity” . I could not imagine what living with him would be like.
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That's why he should go with 'Acehole' or 'Ashehole'. Both would be fitting. :story:
 
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This is the only time Lou will ask for money, and he's only asking because his immunocompromised and dead family left the house without him, probably to buy his nephew a Happy Meal, and will surely not bring anything home for him.

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Norman B. Normal said:
He's been Lexa, Alexa, and Alex, but never Alexandra, according to my files. (Device fans also note the heretofore-unknown tablet at the last link.)

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And what about the alleged new TV? I don't recall that.
There's his post from a few days back about finally figuring out how to mirror his desktop on his TV, and he did have a proper modern TV even when he took his first "selling my shit" photo.
 
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Boris Blank's glass eye said:
And what about the alleged new TV? I don't recall that.
There's his post from a few days back about finally figuring out how to mirror his desktop on his TV, and he did have a proper modern TV even when he took his first "selling my shit" photo.
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That tweet was from May 2019.
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New username @atigress83
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"sorry for the changes. I just wanted........." to hide my other begging and jumping into stranger's conversations for no reason than to be abusive.
And how can your dead mother punish anyone. You don't shit your pants because you have that diapoom fetish.
 
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New username @atigress83
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Thank you for writing out his new Twitter handle. It makes updating the thread title for the billionth time easier.

Anyway, since people complain about Louis's repetition so much, here's a Bingo generator for him. There's 33 unique slots excluding the free space.

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