DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

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You'd think, but DSP is incapable of self-analysis. He comes close to the realization that new (x) hype gives him more than absolute garbage views but will never fully admit it to himself because it would be too much of a hit to his ego. That's why he seems to genuinely believe if everyone got everything on the same day he'd have thousands of views again, but people are so desperate to see the footage they'll watch one of these darn shills just to get it and then have no need to watch DSP's footage.
It takes a brave man to look at the YouTube roster and choose DSP lecturing the PS5 box for an hour and a half while reminding people to tip ever five minutes over your generic vaguely attractive twenty something who just rips into that shit and shows you the goods. Equal footing. DSP has the same amount of appeal as Pewd. We detractors ruined everything.
 
Okay this is not directly Phil related, but unboxing videos are so fucking stupid. It's worse than watching video game streams. Ooh someone opened up the box and took the product out and told you all about it. If you're going to do a legitimate review of the product fine, but just being witness to the opening of a product is not akin to witnessing the opening of the holy ark.
 
Okay this is not directly Phil related, but unboxing videos are so fucking stupid. It's worse than watching video game streams. Ooh someone opened up the box and took the product out and told you all about it. If you're going to do a legitimate review of the product fine, but just being witness to the opening of a product is not akin to witnessing the opening of the holy ark.
Agree totally, it's always the same thumbnail of some fucktard making a fucktard cuck face or doing some sort of forced perspective like a hunter does while making some smug face begging to get socked so hard they have a worse droop than Phil.
 
Okay this is not directly Phil related, but unboxing videos are so fucking stupid. It's worse than watching video game streams. Ooh someone opened up the box and took the product out and told you all about it. If you're going to do a legitimate review of the product fine, but just being witness to the opening of a product is not akin to witnessing the opening of the holy ark.

Yet his fans like BattleDuck, Derich, Papavera, and GoldenColts would all be jerking off to a video of Phil unboxing something.
 
Agree totally, it's always the same thumbnail of some fucktard making a fucktard cuck face or doing some sort of forced perspective like a hunter does while making some smug face begging to get socked so hard they have a worse droop than Phil.

And what interesting things do they expect to find anyway? It will be a console, controller, power lead, usb lead and hdmi lead, same as any other similar product.
 
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Yet his fans like BattleDuck, Derich, Papavera, and GoldenColts would all be jerking off to a video of Phil unboxing something.
Has Papavera still been hanging around in the streams after Phil dropped Minecraft? I'd hope not, considering all his effort spent in Phil's server never even made it to a broadcast. Even a DSP fan should have more self-respect than that.
 
Okay this is not directly Phil related, but unboxing videos are so fucking stupid. It's worse than watching video game streams. Ooh someone opened up the box and took the product out and told you all about it. If you're going to do a legitimate review of the product fine, but just being witness to the opening of a product is not akin to witnessing the opening of the holy ark.
Its the worst for video games. Like I appreciate it for board games and warhammer sets. Because then you have pieces to look at and know what assembly to expect you know? Not, wow it has a cord!
 
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And what interesting things do they expect to find anyway? It will be a console, controller, power lead, usb lead and hdmi lead, same as any other similar product.
And, when powered on and a game is booted, it will deliver the same level of graphics, sound and performance a mid-range PC was capable of two years ago.

Same as it ever was.
 
Phil’s saying on his prestream that he wanted to whine about the PS5 coverage but decided not to since people realized he’s jealous lol

At least he’s self aware

HE DID WHINE ABOUT IT on twitter tho.

My guess: those were drunk tweets that he regrets but he would rather straight up admit being jealous than hint at being a drunk.
 
Has Papavera still been hanging around in the streams after Phil dropped Minecraft? I'd hope not, considering all his effort spent in Phil's server never even made it to a broadcast. Even a DSP fan should have more self-respect than that.
To be a dsp fan, you already have to have forfeited all elements of self-respect so I doubt cuckavera will abandon Philth for good.
 
Imagine being Nocouture and tipping Phil about a thousand in a single 30 day span and getting the kind of reaction he just got when he tipped 25 bucks. No reaction whatsoever that is. It's just tragic.

I think that's why the tips are dwindling now, he is not giving the whales the dopamine hit they need when they tip because he acts too entitled about it, there is no satisfaction in it for them anymore.
 
I think that's why the tips are dwindling now, he is not giving the whales the dopamine hit they need when they tip because he acts too entitled about it, there is no satisfaction in it for them anymore.

They're not giving him his usual hundred, they really need to step it up if they want the clown mode.
 
I remember seeing, several pages back, that he still keeps his eyes on Phil via twitter. He's just waiting for the return of Minecraft, and then he will strike.
I imagine Phil comes back to see what he built. Then revealed on stream (and not earlier because Phil never prepares), Papavera constructed an entire cyber punk city with partially working features and automated item farms. While Phil nervously looks at everything and realizes quite embarrassed that he couldn't come up with anything shown, nervously laughing, he goes back to his sad, ugly, little handhold-buildings and tries to find out how to craft a pickaxe.
 
Phil trying to justify why he cant/never learned to ride a bike on stream is absolutely golden. My friend got his ass beat by thugs and they took his bike dood!

Not teaching your kid how to ride a bike is like not teaching your dog how to sit. Who the fuck skips that?

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