Personal Lolcows - Lolcows in your personal life.

[NerdShamer]

Seriously dude, if you're that desperate to fight someone IRL, just let me know. I'll set a time and a place for us to duke it out. If not, you're just a faggot with a keyboard lol.

Don't forget to use @Senior Lexmechanic as a punching bag! Don't want to pull any muscles and stuff.

 

[DeAtH]

I'm in the discord server with him too. You should have seen the stuff he sent me, wild!

Which division were you in? Recruitment servers 1-10? We have different recruiters for each one. Or were you in intilligence unit? Brigades? Recruitment group? We have many admins and it sounds like you weren’t ever with our main groups... Maybe I just invited you to some idiotic one where I didn’t a flying fuck, lol. Maybe that’s why I forgot all about it.

Care to put your money where your mouth is, faggot?
2200 EST, 11/02/2020, 4210 Wolfetown Rd, Cherokee, NC 28719
Bring as many of your cowardly cultists as you want; I'll go to prison, but all of you will go to the morgue.

Cowardly cultist... you act as if we are some antagonist to your story or something. Maybe, you should actually read the damn thing and you probably wouldn’t even do so because you are so in tune with your idiotic rage. Oh, and why are you against me? Do you even know me? Huh, were you with this fool or something?

 

[SIGSEGV]

Cowardly cultist... you act as if we are some antagonist to your story or something. Maybe, you should actually read the damn thing and you probably wouldn’t even do so because you are so in tune with your idiotic rage. Oh, and why are you against me? Do you even know me? Huh, were you with this fool or something?

I'm waiting for you to post an up to date version of your manuscript, retard.

 

[Revo]

@DeAtH, Could you stop multiposting and respond properly to users?

 

[DeAtH]

@DeAtH, Could you stop multiposting and respond properly to users?

Explain how you would do so. I literally just got on here today because one dude was like. You do know they are talking shit about you and I was like, where? And they just sent me everything and I was like, I want to visit this site, lol.

I'm waiting for you to post an up to date version of your manuscript, retard.

Why would I do so, to some random... like you? Do you hear yourself... talking... I think you don’t understand the full grasp of it because if you did. You would know that I wouldn’t give you it, like that...

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

Explain how you would do so. I literally just got on here today because one dude was like. You do know they are talking shit about you and I was like, where? And they just sent me everything and I was like, I want to visit this site, lol.

With that attitude... well, explain all this fucked up situation.

Did you see a button between the like and the reply in a comment? Push that and later, when you gonna answer somebody, click "insert quote". Recompile as you like.

Now, if you don't understand that... forget it, i'm not gonna use images in a fucking basic function.

 

[SIGSEGV]

Why would I do so, to some random... like you? Do you hear yourself... talking... I think you don’t understand the full grasp of it because if you did. You would know that I wouldn’t give you it, like that...

>show up in thread bitching that someone posted an old version of your manifesto
>refuse to post it when asked
>won't agree to meet someone for a fight
Fuck off nigger. I have better things to do.

 

[Surfin Terf]

Oshy is some random 27 year old autismTuber from NY with a speech impediment. He talks like a more retarded Steve Brule. His channel is mostly boring as hell; Let's Plays, useless reviews of random CDs and movies, anniversary videos for his Yoshi stuffed animals, and birthday messages for other artists. But the hidden treasure on his channel are his "rants". For whatever reason he's attracted the attention of trolls and they'll leave some really lame trolling comments on his videos which would be boring and unworthy of attention if it wasn't for his rant videos. The rant videos are pretty much all funny, but most are pretty similar. Someone leaves a troll comment either insulting him in a pretty obvious way or calling him a child (which really upsets him). He makes a 10 minute video called "Rant on {troll name here}". He explains the two reasons that it's "controversial" (he misuses the word in a lot of these videos) which are 1) you have no proof that he is a child 2) he's not a minor.

Spoiler: Skimmed his videos for rants

Honestly I'm also making this comment for myself. Oshy's rants crack me up more than anything but I've never really systematically gone through them

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1s00dkDcCI

[URL unfurl="true"]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGhrNfDFPVI [/URL]
(I am unaware of any evidence that he's a pedophile)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARs7feNG6Qk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqeTpb3C3vY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vcxCkRr_Wc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dbb0PeqKip0

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cK63DzgoRiM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm5A_IUhkk4

Rant About Kawa Drive (Has No Proof that i am a Child)

My Rant on Kawa Drive, who says i am a Child on My latest Part of My Paper Mario Lets Play, But it very unnecessary and it was off topic and he has no Proof ...

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Rant on LoadedBarney (fred2266)

This is my Rant on some comments LoadedBarney (fred2266) made one of them was very disgusting. This guy will be blocked if he doesn't stop this inappropriate...

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Rant About Sun Sunne

This is My Rant on Sun Sunne. This Guy called me a child and a baby on one of my videos back in September 2018. But Sun Sunne Does not Have proof that I Am A...

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Message To Golden Kross

This guy is making Threats by telling people on Google + To commit Suicide. He told me to commit Suicide too. He can risk of going to jail for this

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Chuck Palmer UTTP Stolen My Video

Chuck Palmer UTTP will take his punishment like a Man. He will be Suspended once What i did on my part ends in Success

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Warning Message to Alliedesaint isBLACK

Quit it. You will be gone soon

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Rant about TheRaptor

TheRaptor might have just one Strike but what he should know is if you call someone a Pedophile, you will get sued just like that. It is considto to be eithe...

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Warning Message for November 23rd, 2015

This warning message videos was in my mind. Olivia the bat and Terrick the bro hedgehog yesterday used a bad word about me which was not nice and they better...

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Message To Terrick the bro hedgehog

I Will report him the next time he calls me a jerk or gives me trouble or messes with me.

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Spoiler: He took down some of his trolls, mostly using DMCA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUOqgHkBO6Y

Remembering Getting VoggerTVSucks suspended in 2013

VoggerTVSucks was a Clone of Me when I Was VoggyerTV Back in 2013, I Was successful of Getting Him suspended From YouTube after he was impersonating me back ...

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Twinkle Shirt WILL SCARE ZRRATS AND LEWIS HAMILTION Suspended

Twinkle Shirt WILL SCARE ZRRATS AND LEWIS HAMILTION stolen My Rant Video about TheRaptor, but the person was suspended due to the Copyright Claim i made

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Damon Bonchano UTTP Suspended

Damon Bonchano UTTP Got Suspended due to the Copyright Claims i made

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Clifford Clarkson UTTP Suspended

he took his Punishment like Man. He was suspended for stealing my Video which i talked about Chuck Palmer Getting Suspended

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RandyRuiz&SeinfeldRulesEst.1979YesMysiaSmiles&CarlaAnnNo IGUA VGCP EDCP NODD UTTP Got a Strike

RandyRuiz&SeinfeldRulesEst.1979YesMysiaSmiles&CarlaAnnNo IGUA VGCP EDCP NODD UTTP Stolen My Pittsburgh Penguins Video. However What i Did on my Part was Succ...

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Chuck Palmer UTTP Suspended

He was suspended Due to a 3rd Copyright Claim He said he did not want on YouTube Anymore he took his Punishment like a man My Beanie Ballz Appeared

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Fwank Castle Deleted the video he stolen from Me

Fwank Castle may of uploaded my video without my Permission or give me credit, Fwank Castle was a coward as he took it down so he can evade the risk of getti...

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Video that Doctor3ddomino stolen from me was taken down

The Copyright claim against him ended in Success. He stolen a video from me, It the one where i threw bottles and can in the sink. He did not have my permiss...

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I Filed a Copyright Claim against Fwank Castle

it will not be easy since he made the stolen video private

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I filed a copyright Claim against Doctor3ddomino

He will get a strike for stealing my video. i should of did this in 2015

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I Will file a Copyright Claim against Fwank Castle and Doctor3ddomino

These two each stolen a video from me. They not get away with that!

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XTrojan Reincarnated is supended

XTrojan Reincarnated is suspended. all of the video made the good people are no longer on here

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Mysterymeat123 is Suspended

Mysterymeat123 was supsended. He planned to copyright notice videos from innocent users, possibly to obtain their personal information but his chance was cut...

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BBoxer44 suspended

The Guy who uploaded Ninja Warrior was suspended

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Spoiler: He used to do a thing where he'd give his enemies yellow/red cards

Snowboard Kids Gameplay 4

Night Highway is course where you race at night.Tommy Screwed over everyone When i played as himNancy Screwed Linda and Jam over mostly when i played as her....

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Yellow CARD Announcement Video 17

Zack The Lewd Yoshi is yellow carded for blocking me on Google Plus. He will remain on the yellow card until he unblocks me on Google Plus

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Rant about Fwank Castle's Faggot Card Video About Me

Fwank Castle is being an Attention Whore by making a Faggot Card video about me and that video is shit and yet he is having Coffee in the video. One of these...

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My Rant About Olivia The Bat asking Evan Holmes The Black Yoshi Something that is not her concern)

Olivia the Bat needs to mind her business

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i23QTUm1cUo (Green cards for his friends)

Spoiler: It's not always trolls attracting his ire

[URL unfurl="true"]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xz_0-41jrhQ[/URL] (some guy made off-topic comments and got banned for it)
[URL unfurl="true"]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQ1F4G4ir6s[/URL] (more irrelevant comments getting him down)
[URL unfurl="true"]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipnKzwCGNKU[/URL] (some guy told him to not swear)

My Rant About DNSUnlocker

I Hate DNSUnlocker. DNSUnlocker was opened up unwanted pages by redirecting me to new tabs and even turning current page on a tab into an unwanted page and a...

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My Rant About Olivia The Bat asking Evan Holmes The Black Yoshi Something that is not her concern)

Olivia the Bat needs to mind her business

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Spoiler: He really hates getting blocked

Why I Terminated Ties with Flame the Fire Yoshi

In 2018 Flame The Fire Yoshi had blocked me on Google. Although he hurt me for doing on Google plus, it did not sit well with me and it upsets me still and i...

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Rant About Flame “Fiery and Frenzy Flame” The fire yoshi

This is a rant about Flame “Fiery and Frenzy Flame” The fire yoshi. He was one of my Yoshi Pals but He lost his spot in My Yoshi Family Because he decided t...

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Spoiler: Usually I despise rape threats, but his reactions make me look past the weenery

My Rant about Doctor3ddomino Threatening to buttfuck me

This is a rant about Doctor3ddomino threatening to buttfuck me. he said this in August when he was known as coffee gamer.He is now known as pumpkin carver ki...

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Here's Why Is Pumpkin Carver (Doctor3Domino) Banned from My Channel

This Guy is not Welcome to my Channels. He had a stupid red Card video on me, Second, He Uploaded a Video from me on his Channel in 2015 and was on His Chann...

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Rant About AndrewDildo

AndrewDildo is the subject of this rant. He made a Message Video to me which he is gonna fuck me in the butt. That is a threat and he will faces the same ris...

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Rant About Mason Velez threaten rape and kill Me

This is a Rant About The Mason Velez Clone who threaten rape and kill Me. This Mason Clone will face rape Charges and get register as a sex offender if He tr...

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[AN - THR4X]

@DeAtH
My fucking cecrona Carson, took you long enough. Do you guys think we got enough for a thread?
Never thought you'd actually reach here though, now you've only given us more fuel faggot, but hey, autism is autism, lets keep at it that for now. Also, hide your power level fucker, divisions? Intelligence units? Carson, really, never thought you'd go full Nazi and start your own little personal army, go suck a dick Carson, a hard, loooong, extra-thick horse cock

 

[AN - THR4X]

Meh, it’s quite obvious what will happen to this idiot.

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You do have a nice pic though. I like how you used it to try and get into our testing amino. I like how I welcomed you with open arms and yet, you were literally being malicious the whole time. You should have never said you were in the discord server. You just gave me way too much info about you.

what you'll send your Grenadier Death Squads after me? You'll come to my house and suck my fat dick, what Carson? Come and get me, at least then you won't be spending your time hitting on minors.

 

[NerdShamer]

@Surfin Terf you should start drafting out a thread on that guy.

 

[Surfin Terf]

@Surfin Terf you should start drafting out a thread on that guy.

He's definitely funny enough, but I don't think he produces enough content to sustain a thread. He makes rant videos like once a month and they're usually pretty formulaic. He has tons of inane videos about coke cans or his yoshi stuffed animals, but they're kind of boring after you've seen one of them. I might do it after I've gone through his videos again, but for the time being I won't be making a thread.

 

[Reluctant MC]

Celiac Attack ( leftist youtuber with malformed chin, long teeth and a weak jewfro ). I'm kind of surprised he's not talked about on farms, because he's annoying, not as intelligent as he thinks he is and incredibly smug. That level of smug where I suspect even non-violent people imagine hitting him.

https://www.youtube.com/c/CeliacAttack/videos

 

[Sometimes we do not see]

what you'll send your Grenadier Death Squads after me? You'll come to my house and suck my fat dick, what Carson? Come and get me, at least then you won't be spending your time hitting on minors.

Sorry, I couldn’t respond to this for whatever reason, I think I wasn’t allowed to but here is my response. Actually, no, I don’t think so. I know by your responses that you aren’t the understanding type. I can get why you are angry and yet, I don’t know why. I don’t remember actually doing anything to you which is the weird thing? I don’t even mess with anyone. I just wish to go away and be with my own people. I don’t expect you to understand and you won’t ever, probably. People will just go down in life, being hateful, no matter what. Consideration and love is what changes people. You can turn people into monsters with one word and well. I know my path in life now. I am no longer my old self and this is me, Carson. Many people may misinterpret my words based on many forms of thinking but I hope you have a good day. I just no longer want to be affiliated with hate, I was never with it. I always sought out for peace and justice and well. People don’t know how to explain it to me, which turned me into something else but I had to learn it myself and well, now I do know. You will find it later, I don’t know but everyone has their own paths and well. I can’t really explain why you are like this or not. I’m not really into drama and I never liked chaos. I just wanted to be respected and I wanted every being to be in prosperity and now. I know my path, goodbye Thr4x, I was the fool In many ways but at the same time. No one is ever truly right or wrong, goodbye, sorry for my behaviors.

 

[Lyra Plushie]

Found out about literally today, so maybe not a personal lolcow for me but my only personal lolcow who doesn't have a thread is Johnofe, and there's nothing more I could say about him than what's already been said.
I found this person from a video talking about Antoons, and I wanted to look them up because holy shit, they type like they're larping, and I couldn't believe a real person would talk like that. They're real.

Meet Ika, who I could only describe as kinnie sjw tumblr's rotten corpse reanimated and given new life on twitter.

Despite being 13, they have professionally diagnosed autism, adhd, npd and bpd, and did to boot, as they have a system. all at 13.

Possibly the funniest trigger list ever =P =P =P

unironic crytyping
it seems like there was a callout on this person or something, but it got deleted. major apologies if there's already a thread about this person, like i said, just found out about them today but god their page is a goldmine.
edit:

Spoiler: more literal insanity

and they're factkin

 

[The Mayor of Funner]

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their typing makes me want to tear my eyes out

edit: also love how they're too much of a sperg to realise this is trolling

 

[Old Hoodie]

Found out about literally today, so maybe not a personal lolcow for me but my only personal lolcow who doesn't have a thread is Johnofe, and there's nothing more I could say about him than what's already been said.
I found this person from a video talking about Antoons, and I wanted to look them up because holy shit, they type like they're larping, and I couldn't believe a real person would talk like that. They're real.
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Meet Ika, who I could only describe as kinnie sjw tumblr's rotten corpse reanimated and given new life on twitter.
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Despite being 13, they have professionally diagnosed autism, adhd, npd and bpd, and did to boot, as they have a system. all at 13.
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Possibly the funniest trigger list ever =P =P =P
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unironic crytyping
it seems like there was a callout on this person or something, but it got deleted. major apologies if there's already a thread about this person, like i said, just found out about them today but god their page is a goldmine.

Holy shit reading through these I thought this was my own personal cow (even down to the writing "quirks") but nope it's a completely different individual! These people try so hard to be unique and they all end up exactly the same....

I fear for the younger generation.

 

[AMERICA]

This weirdo: Saigekilla/Tailasy



I don't know him on a personal level, but I've been watching him from afar for a while. Saigekilla apparently took on this moniker because he really hated another user called Saige. He's an autistic 18 year old from Taiwan. He is also incredibly active/aggressive on Twitter to the point that another equally-autistic user created this Twitter to document his activities:



Really, there is too much to say about this weirdo. He is known for hitting on teenagers (14+) and has a swarm of people following him, archiving his behavior. He's had countless Twitter handles because he wants to escape his reputation, but he always gets discovered right away. Here is a list I made to keep track of him, currently at 29:



He is also a self-admitted pedophile and there are some very concerning accusations surrounding him, to say the least. No idea what that last one is about, but it's concerning:

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He's disabled, lives with his family, and spends his copious amount of free time getting into stupid internet fights all day every day:

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He also openly hates trannies because they get in the way of his love quest by wasting his time (by not immediately disclosing that they are trans; making him ask):

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Anyway, his post history is really wild. He has had countless Twitter usernames because he is always trying to hide from the swarm of people archiving him. He's Currently @acter_ri on Twitter, u/FushunRi-acter on Reddit.

Edit: As I was collecting screenshots for this post I came across this very disturbing screenshot from Discord where he is accused of raping a 14-year old and doesn't deny it/think it's a big deal. What the fuck.

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In conclusion:

 

[vern]

Alright don't know if there's a better place for this guy, but for now I'll just post him here.

Meet Mario. An Italian serg with a obsession of all things webtoons.

Mario started of as a fairly low level /a/ sperg who started to gain notoriety when Tower of God, a Korean webtoon got an anime announced, he would start to make daily threads leading up to and during the shows airing about how "its a /lit/ masterpiece", how it would bring about a "new golden age" of anime, and general waifu shilling. Normally this is par for the course for /a/ spergs, but what pushed him over the edge is that the tower of god anime wasn't the perfect 10/10 anime.

Mario started back peddling as soon as the anime ended, calling it the worst adaptation ever made (despite the fact that he was shilling it as AOTY only a few weeks prior) and even starting to spam the official English twitter account as well as any staff member who worked on it with an active twitter along the lines of:

And the spelling in the tweet isn't a one off thing, He's an ESL through and through (makes it really easy to pick him out when he starts spergging on /a/), and when ever someone makes fun of him for it, his response is always "English is a shit language, learn Latin".
Yes he's stupid enough to think modern Italian is the same thing as classical Latin and sometimes goes on about how Latin isn't a dead language but the "official langauge of every scientist community of the world" if he's mad enough.

After talk of Tower of God died down he then moved on to the next webtoon anime, The God of Highschool.
Can't say much about since it wasn't as much of an obsession for him and I haven't looked in the old threads for it, but from what I can tell he speed read the series in one day, kept defending it as AOTS since its a superior Korean webtoon, was calling people fake fans who where complaining that the anime cut a lot of stuff, and ended up calling it a trash adaptation after it ended.

Surprisingly he's not shilling the third webtoon anime, Noblesse. I'm not sure why but I think he said something along the lines of "Its an anime that take place in japan so its shit"

Currently his shilling a webtoon called UnOrdinary and is convinced that an adaptation will come out spring 2021. And not learning his lesson from the past series having "bad adaptations", is also convinced it will be AOTC. I could go more into it but I'll just point you to one of the many daily threads he makes about the series.
https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/210884336/

 

[Conspiracy Victim]

this one could be worth a pretty lenghty thread in the international board, but my knowledge of him is too fragmentary to write an OP that would make him justice, plus i'm not too optimistic about the number of spaghetti niggers who lurk the farms [and just as i write this, i notice the post about me describes an italian man, lmao], so i'll just stick to posting it here until i get enough info
Dario Greggio is a 50 something years old man who became semi-viral in Italy a while back because of a video where passionately rants about Berlusconi
the video in question:

(the channel that uploaded this video also has more content from him, and so does this one)

after that, his notoriety faded away and his name was forgotten by most

on a surface level, he just looks like a guy who is very invested in politics, to the point of obsession someone might come to presume, but his behaviour here is actually pretty mild compared to most of his other videos
he's been getting traction again recently, so maybe he's going to get out of the personal lolcow hole and move to greener pastures, but for now i'll just leave you with the masperpiece down below
to better get the point across, in a way that every kiwi can understand what i mean, i made a quick edit of where he speaks in english out of one of my favourite videos of him, in which he expresses his anger towards some guy from South Tyrol while a parrot nonchalantly chirps on his left