Shitty Etsy Products

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Hedgehogs in costume is actually a pretty big thing. It's about all you can do with them; they're not good pets. There are many Instagram accounts where Japanese women felt elaborate costumes for their hogs, stick them on the spikes, and let the hog run around.

It's still shittily made. Although, you post reminds me of this Japanese style restaurant 'playset' for hedgehogs I saw the other day, which is pointless as it is adorably well made.

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I can't stop laughing at this one. He looks like he's about to bomb a library.


Edit: have another, this time from pet-Etsy. Petsy?
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And for you Yanks:
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Why buy? You'd have to be incredibly lazy to be unable to make what should cost less than two dollars in supplies and less than five minutes of time.
 
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Let's go back to the site's roots and check out some sonic and furry cringe.

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Dude lmao weed
What awful colors and cluttered lines. I've seen much better trippy pins than this.
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Show everyone you're a deviant with a pin of a sonic comic character pressing their non canon huge boobs on your bag. In 3 varieties, too.
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If you're a classier bloke with a higher budget, why not get an enamel pin of Amy in a virgin killer sweater?

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Where do you wear this aside from a furry convention? How important is it that people need to know you lust after a 12 year old furry?

Lastly, enjoy the horror from undertale:
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Awful. :(
 
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Just what you need to get an edge on your neighbors' in terms of interior design.

I saw a post on Reddit of a woman who refused to do "Bride" and "Groom" or "Mr." and "Mrs." themed glassware for her wedding, so instead she made glasses that had the names of the characters she and her fiance played as in various video games. So instead of your classic "Mr.", the glass had like eight video game character names on it in an ugly ass font.

It was the tackiest fucking thing I have ever seen for a wedding and of course people were telling her how creative she was and how she was "going against gender norms" by playing as Waluigi and Yoshi.

I bet that couple would just love these rings as "classy subtle video game themed home decor".
 
I was looking for slippers as gifts and stumbled upon these:

Flavortown!
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Pre-2007 meltdown Britney!
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Ugly crying Kim!
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Kris Jenner!
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Lil Kim and her boob dress!
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Tony Soprano!
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Kanye!
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They also do custom designs so ngl I'm seriously considering getting some Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell ones made up for Christmas presents
 
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For only $12 you can be vaguely threatening and lol xd cute!
How do you get close enough to read them?

Looks like a bottle of Elmer's glue in his mouth, especially with the orange cap. Is it supposed to be a vape or something?

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To avoid double posting, I have a gift I would like to share from etsy.

Edit: forgot to spoil it. Im sorry, children of the farms.
 
I had a bunch of coprolite as a child amongst other small fossils. The great-grandfather cut a thin cross-section and polished it enough so that the slice was semi-translucent in places. These stones are fairly common and make for interesting craft projects. Image is of a generic example: View attachment 1376458
That's opalized copralite, it's beautiful.
 
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