Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[Paddy O' Furniture]

Hell, I'd gladly make them. Here's my resume, and I'll do it for less than whatever Riley's getting paid.

I made found that NAMBLA card, I'm already above his level. I vaguely remember him getting in a slap fight about someone critiquing his font choice a few months ago on Twitter or reddit or something. With the growth rate on the Youtube station, looks like Riley was right! He just keeps hitting those home runs lately. From booking the wrong guest to thinking he's some hot shit philosophical rapper, it'll be fun when he gets his own thread. He'll probably end up OD'ing first honestly. I don't say that lightly either as I've had some very good friends die to overdosing, but he's got all the hallmarks.

Nothing says "life well lived" like being remembered for being a shitty producer, friends with a pedo/loli enthusiast and getting the "talent" you manage's sloppy seconds.

 

[Popper Whiting]

I made found that NAMBLA card, I'm already above his level. I vaguely remember him getting in a slap fight about someone critiquing his font choice a few months ago on Twitter or reddit or something. With the growth rate on the Youtube station, looks like Riley was right! He just keeps hitting those home runs lately. From booking the wrong guest to thinking he's some hot shit philosophical rapper, it'll be fun when he gets his own thread. He'll probably end up OD'ing first honestly. I don't say that lightly either as I've had some very good friends die to overdosing, but he's got all the hallmarks.

Nothing says "life well lived" like being remembered for being a shitty producer, friends with a pedo/loli enthusiast and getting the "talent" you manage's sloppy seconds.

What will probably happen is he and Maddax will fall out over something at some stage, and Riley will try and get involved in a couple of reality TV things promoting himself as a "controversial internet personality". When this fails he'll tack himself onto Baked Alaska or someone on or below Baked levels and go whole hog with the Riley schtick be a "le epic troll who aren't afraid of anyone or sayin anyfing". He may even play bitch to Pod Awful. None of these will work so in desperation he'll end up doing more drugs. He'll either OD, end up in prison or in rehab, and wind up in some videos for a anti-drug Christian group talking about how drugs, and internet fame, ruined his life (despite never really being all that internet famous). Whether or not Mint stays with him who knows? But Mint will always be fat and the very pinacle of pussy Riley will ever get. Meanwhile Dax will be balder, fatter, angrier and still in a sad defacto relationship with a princess who has BPD and the stunning complexion of an aged leather sofa.

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

Sean is such a Chad that he doesn’t even have to ask to receive footjobs, while Dick can barely get a chick to peg him.

 

[Ulkesh]

Why’d the Simp Show get nuked? Looks like all the videos got pulled

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

Why’d the Simp Show get nuked? Looks like all the videos got pulled

Ethan and Dax both confirmed as flaggots?

 

[Quorthon]

Why’d the Simp Show get nuked? Looks like all the videos got pulled

Damn! Did anybody archive the episodes?

 

[Pointless Pedant]

What will probably happen is he and Maddax will fall out over something at some stage, and Riley will try and get involved in a couple of reality TV things promoting himself as a "controversial internet personality". When this fails he'll tack himself onto Baked Alaska or someone on or below Baked levels and go whole hog with the Riley schtick be a "le epic troll who aren't afraid of anyone or sayin anyfing". He may even play bitch to Pod Awful. None of these will work so in desperation he'll end up doing more drugs. He'll either OD, end up in prison or in rehab, and wind up in some videos for a anti-drug Christian group talking about how drugs, and internet fame, ruined his life (despite never really being all that internet famous). Whether or not Mint stays with him who knows? But Mint will always be fat and the very pinacle of pussy Riley will ever get. Meanwhile Dax will be balder, fatter, angrier and still in a sad defacto relationship with a princess who has BPD and the stunning complexion of an aged leather sofa.

He's not remotely famous. Even Maddox is better known among the general public.

 

[Kenobi]

Why’d the Simp Show get nuked? Looks like all the videos got pulled

Whats the deal with australians sodomizing mexicans? @TheSimpShow do they remind you of abbos or something?

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

Anything of note in this week’s episode? I can’t be bothered to try and get highlights anymore.

 

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Anything of note in this week’s episode? I can’t be bothered to try and get highlights anymore.

Basically just Sean admitting, as @CivilianOfTheFandomWars pointed out, in a mildly shamefaced manner, that he at one point received a 'footjob' and then proceeded to turn that into actually having sex with said woman like a normal person would. Mr. Herrera seemed to consider this (the footjob, not the actual sex) an achievement.

 

[KebabShopSauce]

There's a very valid and reasonable explanation for that: Sean would need to fall off the wagon to cope with the morass of autism and retardation that Road Rage will be, and I'm pretty sure he prefers staying sober.

Jesus, he doesn't drink? How has he sat through any road rage event?

 

[soy_king]

Jesus, he doesn't drink? How has he sat through any road rage event?

No idea, but Sean is a recovered alcoholic with clinical depression, so I guess that only makes it more of an enigma,

 

[b0o0pinsn0o0tz]

No idea, but Sean is a recovered alcoholic with clinical depression, so I guess that only makes it more of an enigma,

Now I'm wondering, how has he not dragged Dax to an AA meeting?

 

[KateHikes14]

Now I'm wondering, how has he not dragged Dax to an AA meeting?

How do you imagine that would go?

 

[b0o0pinsn0o0tz]

How do you imagine that would go?

Considering how preachy and obnoxious AA meetings would go, Dax would try to be the preachiest asshole in the room. So not an absolute disaster.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Now I'm wondering, how has he not dragged Dax to an AA meeting?

Sounds like Sean actually follows 12 Step literature, which says flat-out not to try to drag anyone into sobriety. Resisting that urge takes humility. Good for Sean.

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

Now I'm wondering, how has he not dragged Dax to an AA meeting?

He’s probably tried and given up. It’s a paycheck and he’s known the guy for decades, and I think I remember him saying that he didn’t do AA to get through it.

 

[AnOminous]

Considering how preachy and obnoxious AA meetings would go, Dax would try to be the preachiest asshole in the room. So not an absolute disaster.

A preachy Dax denouncing his previous lifestyle would be much funnier than any actual jokes he's told lately, if not as funny as his personal life.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Please don’t give Dax any “performance art” ideas, guys. The last thing LA’s recovering alcoholics and drug addicts need during a financially devastating pandemic is to have wannabe Chad show up at meetings to suck all the air out of the room. I’m fine with him drinking himself to death, or leaping to his demise during drug-induced psychosis.

 

[KateHikes14]

Please don’t give Dax any “performance art” ideas, guys. The last thing LA’s recovering alcoholics and drug addicts need during a financially devastating pandemic is to have wannabe Chad show up at meetings to suck all the air out of the room. I’m fine with him drinking himself to death, or leaping to his demise during drug-induced psychosis.

I really doubt he has anything they haven't seen, and actually think it might make for good comedy and break him out of the do-nothing cycle.