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DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion
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PieceofShet
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Thats the most disturbing pic I seen from dsp.
clownpiss
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I just got dinner and zoomed in on the picture of his tongue, I cant imagine how it smells. I bet he only brushes his teeth when he does his weekly shower.
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Phil got this big ol do as I say not what I do mentality. His hypocrisy literally boils my blood.
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Phil not being able to ride a bike or swim is hilarious when you consider his TIHYDP track record. I can picture him climbing out of the pool yelling "Dood fuck this FUCK THIS. Who designed this?" Y-posing at the lifeguard.
Where am I swimming to, you still haven't told me.
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Can't swim or ride a bike, cook or drive a car properly. Can't clean his ears or his office, can't shower regularly or properly. Uses the same pillow for over a decade. Can't wash clothes, throws away perfectly good food. Can't budget. No skills. Can't hang a coat rack. Can't play video games properly even though it's his job. Can't witness breast-feeding without curling up into a ball. Can't carry bags of groceries by himself. Can't shave his face properly. Chews on liquid. Can't properly operate any of the technology he surrounds himself with on a daily basis. Can't stand or sit without rocking or bouncing his legs. Can't talk properly or do commentary. Can't multitask.
Actual genetic waste. Parents, this could be your child if you spoil them, enable their negative qualities and helicopter parent them.
Actual genetic waste. Parents, this could be your child if you spoil them, enable their negative qualities and helicopter parent them.
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It's been run through an AI filter. Was snagged off Reddit.
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"Bugged training wheel mechanics dood! I tried balancing on my own and my inputs were dropped! Now I cracked my head open on the pavement! The designers of this are FUCKING STOOPID dood! *snort* AH ACK ACK ACK!"
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I get so happy whenever I come across another Philip Paul "Dave" Burnellio / Michael Scott similarity.
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It's weird, you'd think that DSP would be one of the first guys to jump on the pcmasterrace bandwagon. It would be something he could use to lord over console plebs, ACK ACK ACK, and not give a single fuck about unboxing inferior machines.
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PC requires ever so slightly more finesse than hit the power button on your controller and then play. I mean, he would have loved to join us, but it was just a bridge too far, you know?
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If there was a way where he could be PC Master Race Phil while getting away with not knowing shit about PCs he absolutely would. Like if he had a streaming partner who could be the tech/brains of the op and work it all out for him, he'd do it. But you can't get away with only playing games on PC while not knowing how to do anything with a PC. DSP's lies are retarded, but they're almost always lies he can't be confronted on. Gonna seem weird if he's a PC master race guy that only ever streams console games.
Gee if only therae were a group of people that could hand hold him through the most basic of tasks...maybe like a chat room he streams with and gets money from.
Ok that does it guys if nobody tells me how to update steam I'm just gonna put the keyboard down till someone tells me what to do!
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I think Tevin's twitch might have gotten hit again.
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SojiroSakura
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He seriously can't hold back his racism at all, can he? Who tf cares where a game is made? Just makes you look worse.
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He's too much of a console pleb.
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Bullshit. There's streamers who literally ride the edge of "safe for Twitter" modded costumes in SFV.
Surly Muppet
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This looks more like some SuperHound bullshit. I don't know what his goal is here.
Phil complained at the end of the day stream, after just passing $52, that it was slow, and that 'it had been slow recently'. He is begging right now on the evening stream saying that he really needs tips right now. He's right, it really has been slow recently, what with the $600 in tips he made 2 days ago. Memoryholed. More money needed. Now.
He also opened talking about his strategy for Genshin tonight. He's aiming for a "ten pull" because it has higher odds to blah blah. He is better with this lingo that with even the fighting game lingo, the genre that he played competitively for a decade. Really makes you wonder why that might be the case...
EDIT: He has repeatedly called it 'The Chinese game' when booting it up, and started saying some nonsense about how you never know where you're going to land in a Chinese game... I have no idea what this is about all of a sudden.
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